#gotosleep — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #gotosleep, aggregated by home.social.
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Kiddo woke up late last night and said " I have 3 things to tell you and the first is my bad dream. "
And I, groggy from sleep and trying to be sympathetic, told her to tell me about their dream.THEY THEN PROCEED TO RAMBLE FOR ALMOST 10 minutes about a dream with like 7 lord of the rings false endings.
when they finish I say okay, what were the other two things?, "The other two things were... TWO MORE BAD DREAMS"
"GO TO SLEEP KID"
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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyHumpDay...!
#IT's been an #EntertainingNight, aye...
#MyLittleBigBuddy was #Complaining that he had an #ItchyArsehole [#TechnicalTerm] when I went to bed; #So, he #AskedMeNicely to #TakeALook at #IT for #Him as a #MedicalProfessional... #Being a #MedicalProfessional #AndAllThat...
#IT was #NothingSerious... I #SimplyApplied a #HypoallergenicTopicalAgent to #TheAffectedArea and #GentlyMassaged #HisHairyAnus for a #WeeWhile... About #15to20Minutes... He #QuiteEnjoyedIT...
The #Contraindication was that he got a #MassiveErection with his #MassiveCock; #So, I had to #FuckHim #Twice just to #GetHim to #ShootHisBolt and #GoToSleep...
#ThisRemedy is #NotAvailable on #Prescription at #TheLocalChemist; #So, #IT's #JustAsWell that #AtLeastOneOfUs is a #MedicalProfessional...
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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyHumpDay...!
#IT's been an #EntertainingNight, aye...
#MyLittleBigBuddy was #Complaining that he had an #ItchyArsehole [#TechnicalTerm] when I went to bed; #So, he #AskedMeNicely to #TakeALook at #IT for #Him as a #MedicalProfessional... #Being a #MedicalProfessional #AndAllThat...
#IT was #NothingSerious... I #SimplyApplied a #HypoallergenicTopicalAgent to #TheAffectedArea and #GentlyMassaged #HisHairyAnus for a #WeeWhile... About #15to20Minutes... He #QuiteEnjoyedIT...
The #Contraindication was that he got a #MassiveErection with his #MassiveCock; #So, I had to #FuckHim #Twice just to #GetHim to #ShootHisBolt and #GoToSleep...
#ThisRemedy is #NotAvailable on #Prescription at #TheLocalChemist; #So, #IT's #JustAsWell that #AtLeastOneOfUs is a #MedicalProfessional...
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There's nothing you can do about this, I am just pointing it out. Instead of a tip maybe just don't blame them for the fact that Facebook never removes anything bad, or any obvious scammers. I am sure they want to remove them, but those managers I mentioned won't give them any agency at all to do the right things.
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#Tips #TrustAndSafety #Moderation #Jobs #Work #Facebook #Twitter #Socialmedia #Finance #JohnOliver #LastWeekTonight #Mastodon is not #Linkedin #Lorry #GoToSleep!
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With very few one-off exceptions, my entire life I've been fortunate to be able to fall asleep in mere minutes (once I step away from the current project, lol) and sleep like a rock until morning.
For *some reason*, I've slept like crap for the past week. 🤔😖 Unable to go to sleep, sleep soundly, or stay asleep.
- Writing to you from bed at 3am
#GoToSleep #TurnOffBrain #GonnaBeMiserableAtWorkTomorrow #USPol
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HALF price currently on Amazon UK for a soft cover to hold in your own paws as you drift off into a nap. #naps #sleep #gotosleep #dream .
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Dreamy-Days-Random-Naps-Mawson/dp/1922311138?ref_=ast_author_dp
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Parenting is watching your kid kick and scream because they don’t want to goto bed. Only to have them fast asleep as soon as their head touches the pillow.
The hell type of biology is that?
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I am now studying three nights a week. Night school in #digitalphotography is going to be so rewarding but I will need to be disciplined with my time. It's something I have less of for the next year.
*John acknowledges the irony of sharing this on #Mastodon #SocialMedia and instead should #GoToSleep!
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It’s 1:30 AM on July 12th and you’re still setting off fireworks. Who’s side are you on, the British? #gotosleep
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OMGs! 🤣🤣🤣 😗💦
I'll go to sleep when I feel like it!
#No #YoureNotTheBossOfMe #GoToSleep #Motivation #sleep #humor -
Me to brain: Go to sleep!
Brain: Hold on … just think about it. #Cinderella ‘s glass slippers must have been insanely loud. Click click click click. #gotosleep #badbrain
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Me to brain: Go to sleep!
Brain: Hold on … just think about it. #Cinderella ‘s glass slippers must have been insanely loud. Click click click click. #gotosleep #badbrain
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Me to brain: Go to sleep!
Brain: Hold on … just think about it. #Cinderella ‘s glass slippers must have been insanely loud. Click click click click. #gotosleep #badbrain
