#thelocalchemist — Public Fediverse posts
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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyHumpDay...!
#IT's been an #EntertainingNight, aye...
#MyLittleBigBuddy was #Complaining that he had an #ItchyArsehole [#TechnicalTerm] when I went to bed; #So, he #AskedMeNicely to #TakeALook at #IT for #Him as a #MedicalProfessional... #Being a #MedicalProfessional #AndAllThat...
#IT was #NothingSerious... I #SimplyApplied a #HypoallergenicTopicalAgent to #TheAffectedArea and #GentlyMassaged #HisHairyAnus for a #WeeWhile... About #15to20Minutes... He #QuiteEnjoyedIT...
The #Contraindication was that he got a #MassiveErection with his #MassiveCock; #So, I had to #FuckHim #Twice just to #GetHim to #ShootHisBolt and #GoToSleep...
#ThisRemedy is #NotAvailable on #Prescription at #TheLocalChemist; #So, #IT's #JustAsWell that #AtLeastOneOfUs is a #MedicalProfessional...
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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyHumpDay...!
#IT's been an #EntertainingNight, aye...
#MyLittleBigBuddy was #Complaining that he had an #ItchyArsehole [#TechnicalTerm] when I went to bed; #So, he #AskedMeNicely to #TakeALook at #IT for #Him as a #MedicalProfessional... #Being a #MedicalProfessional #AndAllThat...
#IT was #NothingSerious... I #SimplyApplied a #HypoallergenicTopicalAgent to #TheAffectedArea and #GentlyMassaged #HisHairyAnus for a #WeeWhile... About #15to20Minutes... He #QuiteEnjoyedIT...
The #Contraindication was that he got a #MassiveErection with his #MassiveCock; #So, I had to #FuckHim #Twice just to #GetHim to #ShootHisBolt and #GoToSleep...
#ThisRemedy is #NotAvailable on #Prescription at #TheLocalChemist; #So, #IT's #JustAsWell that #AtLeastOneOfUs is a #MedicalProfessional...
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