#smallpet — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #smallpet, aggregated by home.social.
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#TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals...
#IF you do #Happen to #Acquire a #CrazyStallker that can't #Stop: #CrazyStalkering because their #ImaginaryJoySparkingBusiness is a #BustedFlush and "they/them" #Labour under the #FalseApprehension that #ShitpostingAsAService is a #LegitimateBusiness #InLieu of #AllTheFraud...
#AndCounting...
#Then...
#IT's a #LotLike #Keeping a #SmallPet; an #UnwelcomePest... #VerySmall... #Like...
#MicroEntity... #Bacteria... #InADish... | #MicroEntityBusiness
#DontPanic; they/them #DieOff... #Eventually...
#Wither...
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#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #EULaw #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #NoALTTextRequired #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #WhateverHappenedToMastodonSocial #TheFootballing #NotNewsTube #EUTube #PewPewPewTube #AnotherPrideMonth #HappyEnding #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #ContainsTracesOfDementedVillageSkank #VillageSkanking #LookAtTheEvidence #InPerpetuity #NoStatuteOfLimitations #CompareAndContrast #SenseOfProportionControl #ScaleForReference #HarshButFairComment #RedBeanBear #StillRed #CaptainRedBeanBear #FictionalCommunityManager #StillWorkingAsIntended #FluffForBrains