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#TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals...

#IF you do #Happen to #Acquire a #CrazyStallker that can't #Stop: #CrazyStalkering because their #ImaginaryJoySparkingBusiness is a #BustedFlush and "they/them" #Labour under the #FalseApprehension that #ShitpostingAsAService is a #LegitimateBusiness #InLieu of #AllTheFraud...

#AfterSevenYears...

#AndCounting...

#Then...

#ThatMustSuckForYou...

#IT's a #LotLike #Keeping a #SmallPet; an #UnwelcomePest... #VerySmall... #Like...

#MicroEntity... #Bacteria... #InADish... | #MicroEntityBusiness

#DontPanic; they/them #DieOff... #Eventually...

#Wither...

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#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #EULaw #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #NoALTTextRequired #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #WhateverHappenedToMastodonSocial #TheFootballing #NotNewsTube #EUTube #PewPewPewTube #AnotherPrideMonth #HappyEnding #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #ContainsTracesOfDementedVillageSkank #VillageSkanking #LookAtTheEvidence #InPerpetuity #NoStatuteOfLimitations #CompareAndContrast #SenseOfProportionControl #ScaleForReference #HarshButFairComment #RedBeanBear #StillRed #CaptainRedBeanBear #FictionalCommunityManager #StillWorkingAsIntended #FluffForBrains

#Meanwhile...

#Europe... #Europe1872... #BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean :europe:

#SeanBeanomir is #StillReading; but, that's #OK...

He was #DeadBeforeRohan...

There was a #Prophecy, which is a #LotLike #TheOmen... #Still: #SuperCool

#KeepOnKeepingOn... #OrWhatever...

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#PiratePower #PoweredBy #FloofsAndSparkles

#Meanwhile...

#Europe... #Europe1872... #BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean :europe:

#SeanBeanomir is #StillReading; but, that's #OK...

He was #DeadBeforeRohan...

There was a #Prophecy, which is a #LotLike #TheOmen... #Still: #SuperCool

#KeepOnKeepingOn... #OrWhatever...

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#PiratePower #PoweredBy #FloofsAndSparkles

#GoodMorningLateNightTooters...

#IT's #MightyFrizzly in #TheOutside #ThisAfternoon, aye... #JollySunny, though...

We have #SomeNews, #SomeNotNews; #SomeGoodNews, #SomeGoodNotNews...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I have been #VeryGoodVikings #Today...

#TheLeftJustifiedAndAncient is the #LargestWorldWideReligion on #ThePlanet in #CivilisationVI; #SeanBeanomirSaysSo...

There's also a #WholeBigBunch of #Screengrabs #ComingUp; #So... #YouKnow...

#Chillax... #OrSomething...

There was a #Prophecy... #InNoParticularOrder...

#LikeChaos; but, with #FloofsAndSparkles... And, #TheVikingTajMahal...

#IT's a #LotLike #TheFrenchTajMahal...

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#GoodMorningLateNightTooters...

#IT's #MightyFrizzly in #TheOutside #ThisAfternoon, aye... #JollySunny, though...

We have #SomeNews, #SomeNotNews; #SomeGoodNews, #SomeGoodNotNews...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I have been #VeryGoodVikings #Today...

#TheLeftJustifiedAndAncient is the #LargestWorldWideReligion on #ThePlanet in #CivilisationVI; #SeanBeanomirSaysSo...

There's also a #WholeBigBunch of #Screengrabs #ComingUp; #So... #YouKnow...

#Chillax... #OrSomething...

There was a #Prophecy... #InNoParticularOrder...

#LikeChaos; but, with #FloofsAndSparkles... And, #TheVikingTajMahal...

#IT's a #LotLike #TheFrenchTajMahal...

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#OnACompleteTangent...

What's that #Thing a #Company does when it #Takes your #Money and then #Delivers what you #ToldThemTo within 24-hours...? With an #Additional 40%-#Discount... Just for being #SuperAwesome™️...

#LookNoQuestionMark | #AndOtherRhetoricalQuestions

#Gladigator(s)... #Ready | #GladigatorReady

#OnWheels...!

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There was an #Omen, which is a #LotLike a #Prophecy... Except for #TheSpelling...

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with the #BiscuitAndDieselForecast...

There will be #HeavyTStorms; there was a #Prophecy, which is a #LotLike an #Omen...

#TheBiscuitSituation™️ is #StillStable and we're #FineForDiesel...

#AsYouWere... #KeepOnKeepingOn...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews, #IT's a #TrueTrueTuesday #Update...

#WhereBear...? #ThereBear...!

You'd #Think that after 18-years, #MyOldDumbTelly might have #Dropped a #Pixel or #Two; but, #Nope... #StillNope™️

And, we're #TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx because #EverythingIsBetter with an "X" on #IT...

#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG and #TheLittleLotROPixies to have a #LittleThink about... On "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s)... While #NoOne is #BuyingLotRO...

#HappyHappy #DeadHamsterMonth...!

There will be #HeavyTStorms; there was a #Prophecy, which is a #LotLike an #Omen... Except for #TheSpelling...

#TheRevolutionWillBePunctuated

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSavouryPancakesNotNews... #MoreThan24... #StillNotNews... #DefinitelyNotNews... #Update...

#TopTip: #OnlyForProfessionals

#IF (and #IT's a #BIG #IF) you're going to #Freeze your #Oatcakes (#MadeWithMoreThanOneOat) and they are #TotallySuitableForHomeFreezing; #THEN...

#PopThem in a #MultiUsePlasticBag; to #Prevent #FreezerBurn...

#ForTheOatcakes...! They're a #LotLike #Pancakes; but #WithOats...

#RedBeanBearSaysSo...

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#One of #TheNiceThings about #Living in a #CivilisedSociety with the #PrideOrange #WarMachine is that #IT has #AllRoundSensors to #Detect #ThePresence of #Things...

#ITWorks a #LotLike #Sonar; but, #IT's #NotSonar...

#YoureWelcome

#StoopidTrucks are #SuperAwesome | You can #QuoteMe on that; but, you #ProbablyWont...

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