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#Now...
#TheBFF has #Issued an #AdvisoryNotice on #ThisCake; #Because, #HealthWarnings...
#NotOnly does #ThisCake contain #SeveralSpecies of #Nuts; #IT also has #Fruits in #IT... #So, #IT's #Technically a #Vegetable and #IT's #Healthy; #Because, #Frooties are #GoodForYou, #ExceptStrawberries, which are #PotentiallyLethal for #MyLittleBigBuddy... #LikeKryptonite; but, #Fruity...
#TheAssortedFruits comprise: #Raisins, #Sultanas (#BasicallyGrapes), #Apricots and #Cranberries...
They have been #Soaking in a #CommonOrGarden #BreakfastScotch for a #WeeWhile; #But, #IF you don't have #AnyScotch, you can #AlwaysUse #GrandMarnier... #Or, #Cointreau (#IF you're #French)...
#IT can also be #Served with #Cigars and/or #MoreCigars...
#See... #VeryHealthy... And, #Multilingual...!
#MyLittleBigBuddy and I have #BeenTold that #ThisCake has to #Mature over #TwoDays (#AtLeast); #So, we're going to #Eat some #WelshCakes, #Instead... And, #SaveThisCake for #Later...
Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingRandomReadingListGeneratorNotNews... #NotNearly24... #IT's #ReallyNotNews... #IT's #NotReally #ThatRandom, either...
We've not done a #RandomReadingListGenerator run in a #WeeWhile; but #DontPanic... I've #FixedIT
1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone
4: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️🧙 | 🚬🦹🍫🐻🍫🦹🚬
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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyHumpDay...!
#IT's been an #EntertainingNight, aye...
#MyLittleBigBuddy was #Complaining that he had an #ItchyArsehole [#TechnicalTerm] when I went to bed; #So, he #AskedMeNicely to #TakeALook at #IT for #Him as a #MedicalProfessional... #Being a #MedicalProfessional #AndAllThat...
#IT was #NothingSerious... I #SimplyApplied a #HypoallergenicTopicalAgent to #TheAffectedArea and #GentlyMassaged #HisHairyAnus for a #WeeWhile... About #15to20Minutes... He #QuiteEnjoyedIT...
The #Contraindication was that he got a #MassiveErection with his #MassiveCock; #So, I had to #FuckHim #Twice just to #GetHim to #ShootHisBolt and #GoToSleep...
#ThisRemedy is #NotAvailable on #Prescription at #TheLocalChemist; #So, #IT's #JustAsWell that #AtLeastOneOfUs is a #MedicalProfessional...
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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyHumpDay...!
#IT's been an #EntertainingNight, aye...
#MyLittleBigBuddy was #Complaining that he had an #ItchyArsehole [#TechnicalTerm] when I went to bed; #So, he #AskedMeNicely to #TakeALook at #IT for #Him as a #MedicalProfessional... #Being a #MedicalProfessional #AndAllThat...
#IT was #NothingSerious... I #SimplyApplied a #HypoallergenicTopicalAgent to #TheAffectedArea and #GentlyMassaged #HisHairyAnus for a #WeeWhile... About #15to20Minutes... He #QuiteEnjoyedIT...
The #Contraindication was that he got a #MassiveErection with his #MassiveCock; #So, I had to #FuckHim #Twice just to #GetHim to #ShootHisBolt and #GoToSleep...
#ThisRemedy is #NotAvailable on #Prescription at #TheLocalChemist; #So, #IT's #JustAsWell that #AtLeastOneOfUs is a #MedicalProfessional...
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