#itchyarsehole — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #itchyarsehole, aggregated by home.social.
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingPizzaForBrunchDayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TheOppositeOfNews...
#MyLittleBigBuddy has #WokenUp with his #MassiveCock #Again... I'd #Better get him a #CupOfCoffee from the #FreshPotOfCoffee before he #UnleashesIT and #IT #TakesOverJapan...
There will be #Movies in #TheFuture... In #UltraHD / #4KFormat with #DolbyDigital...
We #RatherLike #TheIdea of an #AlienSaga #BingeWatch... #IT's #SomethingToDo, aye...
#InBetween all the #FuckingAround and #IntimateExamination of #ItchyArsehole(s)...
#IT's a #Condition...!
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#TheInternetVsPredator #BeingLegal #EULaw #DigitalServicesAct #AgeVerification #NoAgeVerificationRequired
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#WhatTime is #IT, #FlavorFlav...?
#IT #MightBeTime to #PopAlong to #TheShed and #CheckIn with #MyLittleBigBuddy; #MakeSure his #ItchyArsehole is #Alright... #IT's #MostProbably #VerySweaty; #Because of all the #HittingThingsWithHammers...
#AndAllThat...
#LetsPlay... #RosesNotRoses...!
#BluebellSeason is #UponUs...!
#IT's #NotEasy... #BeingGreen ♻️
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingHappyHumpDayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with #SomeWeather...
#IT's a #SlowNewsDay; #NotMuchNews with #NothingMuch #GoingOn... The #NuclearArmageddon has been #Postponed for #AnotherDay...
We've got #JustEnoughTime to #PopDown to #TheShed and #SeeWhat #MyLittleBigBuddy's been #UpTo... #Maybe #DoubleCheck on his #ItchyArsehole before #SupperTime...
#DontPanic; #IT'll be #SupperTime soon... #Soonish™️
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#RosesNotRoses #BeingEuropean #TotallyLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud #BeingRetired
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNotTheWeekendNotNews; #IT #FeelsLike #AWeekend; #But, #IT's #NotTheWeekend #NotNews...
#MyLittleBigBuddy is #Still #PositivelyEcstatic about his #NewToyJoy; #Because, #IT #WorksReallyWell... His #ItchyArsehole is #Still #ALittleBitItchy; #But, we have #OurTeam of #SixFooters to #TakeGoodCare of #That...
#Meanwhile, as we were #AllBeing #EngineeringProfessionals #LastWeek; #WeStumbledAcross an #OldArtefact... #TuckedAway... #SomewhereSafe...
A #Book...?!
#IT's #OK; we've #DiscoveredBooks #BeforeNow...
There was a #Prophecy... 🔮
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#ChooseYourAdventure #TheFediverseRemembers #BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingAfternoonTeaAndABunNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...
#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside; a #GloriousAfternoon and #MyLittleBigBuddy's #NewToyJoy (#UnitThree) has #Arrived...!
#IT's #Time for #OurTeam of #SixFooters to #GoToWork and #MyLittleBigBuddy's #ItchyArsehole can #TakeABreak for a #LittleWhile...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlyButNotQuiteSupperTimeNotNews; #IT's #TotallyNotNews with #SomeNotNews...
#MyLittleBigBuddy is #InAMood; his #NewToyJoy #Still hasn't been #Delivered yet and there are #AFewSixFooters on #StandBy #Waiting for #ITs #Arrival...
We shall have to #Think of #SomethingElse #ToDo while we're #StillWaiting...
#ISuppose we could #AllPopDown to #TheShed and #DrinkBeer and #TakeALook at #MyLittleBigBuddy's #ItchyArsehole... #Again...
#YouKnow, for a #Second and #Third #Opinions; #Maybe a #Fourth and #Fifth #Opinions, too... | #PopPopPop
He #PlaysWell with #Others... And, #MoreIsBetter, #Right... | #LookNoQuestionMark
#IT'll #TakeHisMind #OffIT...
#BTW: The #GoodGrass is #ReallyGood... And, there's #LoadsOfIT...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingAfternoonTeaAndABunNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...
#MyLittleBigBuddy's #NewToyJoy #Still hasn't #Arrived, yet... He's #Getting #TheHump about #IT; but, #IT's #OK... #MyOldDumbTelly is #Still #WorkingAsIntended; #So, #NoFuss... #ZeroDrama
#IT #CouldBeWorse, we could #StillBeRenting while #NoOne is #BuyingLotRO; #Because #RacistHomophobes and #MiserableMorons...
#WorseStill, we could be #TheGhostOfMisterDen with an #ImaginaryBusiness and another #Impending #CompulsoryStrikeOff #NoticeNotNews #ComingUp...
I #Might have to #TakeHimDown to #TheShed (#NotTheGhostOfMisterDen; #MyLittleBigBuddy) and #Undertake another #IntimateExamination of his #Sweaty, #ItchyArsehole... He has #ItchyArseholeSyndrome
#IT's a #Condition...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlySammidgeTimeNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with #CivilisationVI...
#MyLittleBigBuddy has #Remarked that his #ItchyArsehole is #QuiteItchy...
He wants me to #TakeALook at #IT... #BeforeChristmasChocolates; #Because #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...
#IT'll get #DarkSoon... #VeryDark...
#Might have to #FindSomeStirrups for #KnightTime...
#Speaking as a #MedicalProfessional... #AndAllThat...
With #TheRightStaff™️
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#BusyBeingChinese #AlsoBeingEuropean #TheEnlightenment #ThePower #GoodLubricant
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSundayNapsNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...
#IT's a #BitGloomy and #Overcast in #TheOutside with #SomeRain...
#MyLittleBigBuddy has been #Complaining that he has an #ItchyArsehole [#TechnicalTerm] #Again...
#So... #IT's #Probably a #GoodIdea for me to #TakeACloseLook at #IT... Another #IntimateExamination...
#IT's #DistinctlyPossible that I may have to #Operate and #FuckHim #AgainAgain...
#Quote: "#TheTrick, #WilliamPotter, is #NotMinding that #ITHurts..."
#HotHotHot...!
And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...
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#LawrenceOfArabia #Notflix #SundayNaps #NeverUnderEstimate #ThePower #GoodLubricant
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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyHumpDay...!
#IT's been an #EntertainingNight, aye...
#MyLittleBigBuddy was #Complaining that he had an #ItchyArsehole [#TechnicalTerm] when I went to bed; #So, he #AskedMeNicely to #TakeALook at #IT for #Him as a #MedicalProfessional... #Being a #MedicalProfessional #AndAllThat...
#IT was #NothingSerious... I #SimplyApplied a #HypoallergenicTopicalAgent to #TheAffectedArea and #GentlyMassaged #HisHairyAnus for a #WeeWhile... About #15to20Minutes... He #QuiteEnjoyedIT...
The #Contraindication was that he got a #MassiveErection with his #MassiveCock; #So, I had to #FuckHim #Twice just to #GetHim to #ShootHisBolt and #GoToSleep...
#ThisRemedy is #NotAvailable on #Prescription at #TheLocalChemist; #So, #IT's #JustAsWell that #AtLeastOneOfUs is a #MedicalProfessional...
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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #HappyHumpDay...!
#IT's been an #EntertainingNight, aye...
#MyLittleBigBuddy was #Complaining that he had an #ItchyArsehole [#TechnicalTerm] when I went to bed; #So, he #AskedMeNicely to #TakeALook at #IT for #Him as a #MedicalProfessional... #Being a #MedicalProfessional #AndAllThat...
#IT was #NothingSerious... I #SimplyApplied a #HypoallergenicTopicalAgent to #TheAffectedArea and #GentlyMassaged #HisHairyAnus for a #WeeWhile... About #15to20Minutes... He #QuiteEnjoyedIT...
The #Contraindication was that he got a #MassiveErection with his #MassiveCock; #So, I had to #FuckHim #Twice just to #GetHim to #ShootHisBolt and #GoToSleep...
#ThisRemedy is #NotAvailable on #Prescription at #TheLocalChemist; #So, #IT's #JustAsWell that #AtLeastOneOfUs is a #MedicalProfessional...
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