#steven-wright — Public Fediverse posts

#Experience is something you don't get until just after you #need it. #StevenWright

He's skipped light speed and go to beige!

Just coming over to a new server so posting a new #introduction.. Account smells fresh and new, I'll need to fix that.

General list of things I follow or love discussing:

Movies
#starwars #sportsmovies #lotr #adamsandler #kevinsmith #tarantino #sportsmovies

Comedians
#stevenwright #mitchhedberg #jimgaffigan #natebargatze #normmcdonald #johnmulaney #georgecarlin

TV
#thegoodplace #theboys #30rock #snl #seinfeld #parksandrec #

Gaming
#quake #ccgs #fortnite #indiegames

Anything #80s #90s and #florida #tampa #usfbulls #lightning

also fan of most #music, #catempire #indierock #vampireweekend #jackwhite #thestruts #classicrock #oldschoolrap

Happy to be here to frolic amongst the beige.

He's skipped light speed and go to beige!

Just coming over to a new server so posting a new #introduction.. Account smells fresh and new, I'll need to fix that.

General list of things I follow or love discussing:

Movies
#starwars #sportsmovies #lotr #adamsandler #kevinsmith #tarantino #sportsmovies

Comedians
#stevenwright #mitchhedberg #jimgaffigan #natebargatze #normmcdonald #johnmulaney #georgecarlin

TV
#thegoodplace #theboys #30rock #snl #seinfeld #parksandrec #

Gaming
#quake #ccgs #fortnite #indiegames

Anything #80s #90s and #florida #tampa #usfbulls #lightning

also fan of most #music, #catempire #indierock #vampireweekend #jackwhite #thestruts #classicrock #oldschoolrap

Happy to be here to frolic amongst the beige.

He's skipped light speed and go to beige!

Just coming over to a new server so posting a new #introduction.. Account smells fresh and new, I'll need to fix that.

General list of things I follow or love discussing:

Movies
#starwars #sportsmovies #lotr #adamsandler #kevinsmith #tarantino #sportsmovies

Comedians
#stevenwright #mitchhedberg #jimgaffigan #natebargatze #normmcdonald #johnmulaney #georgecarlin

TV
#thegoodplace #theboys #30rock #snl #seinfeld #parksandrec #

Gaming
#quake #ccgs #fortnite #indiegames

Anything #80s #90s and #florida #tampa #usfbulls #lightning

also fan of most #music, #catempire #indierock #vampireweekend #jackwhite #thestruts #classicrock #oldschoolrap

Happy to be here to frolic amongst the beige.

He's skipped light speed and go to beige!

Just coming over to a new server so posting a new #introduction.. Account smells fresh and new, I'll need to fix that.

General list of things I follow or love discussing:

Movies
#starwars #sportsmovies #lotr #adamsandler #kevinsmith #tarantino #sportsmovies

Comedians
#stevenwright #mitchhedberg #jimgaffigan #natebargatze #normmcdonald #johnmulaney #georgecarlin

TV
#thegoodplace #theboys #30rock #snl #seinfeld #parksandrec #

Gaming
#quake #ccgs #fortnite #indiegames

Anything #80s #90s and #florida #tampa #usfbulls #lightning

also fan of most #music, #catempire #indierock #vampireweekend #jackwhite #thestruts #classicrock #oldschoolrap

Happy to be here to frolic amongst the beige.

He's skipped light speed and go to beige!

Just coming over to a new server so posting a new #introduction.. Account smells fresh and new, I'll need to fix that.

General list of things I follow or love discussing:

Movies
#starwars #sportsmovies #lotr #adamsandler #kevinsmith #tarantino #sportsmovies

Comedians
#stevenwright #mitchhedberg #jimgaffigan #natebargatze #normmcdonald #johnmulaney #georgecarlin

TV
#thegoodplace #theboys #30rock #snl #seinfeld #parksandrec #

Gaming
#quake #ccgs #fortnite #indiegames

Anything #80s #90s and #florida #tampa #usfbulls #lightning

also fan of most #music, #catempire #indierock #vampireweekend #jackwhite #thestruts #classicrock #oldschoolrap

Happy to be here to frolic amongst the beige.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUJp6csmEdo
#stevenwright

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUJp6csmEdo
#stevenwright

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUJp6csmEdo
#stevenwright

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUJp6csmEdo
#stevenwright

Ho! Ho! Ho!

Want so many things, but where would I put them all?

h/t #stevenWright

#OTD 2/18/15

https://www.flickr.com/photos/armadillosoft/16016147174/in/album-72157650905048832

Ho! Ho! Ho!

Want so many things, but where would I put them all?

h/t #stevenWright

#OTD 2/18/15

https://www.flickr.com/photos/armadillosoft/16016147174/in/album-72157650905048832

Ho! Ho! Ho!

Want so many things, but where would I put them all?

h/t #stevenWright

#OTD 2/18/15

https://www.flickr.com/photos/armadillosoft/16016147174/in/album-72157650905048832

Ho! Ho! Ho!

Want so many things, but where would I put them all?

h/t #stevenWright

#OTD 2/18/15

https://www.flickr.com/photos/armadillosoft/16016147174/in/album-72157650905048832

Ho! Ho! Ho!

Want so many things, but where would I put them all?

h/t #stevenWright

#OTD 2/18/15

https://www.flickr.com/photos/armadillosoft/16016147174/in/album-72157650905048832

Quentin Tarantino – „Reservoir Dogs“ (1993)

Als ich „Reservoir Dogs“ vor über 30 Jahren zum ersten Mal gesehen habe, war ich Ende 20 – Tarrantino ist also einer meiner Generation – und hat mich völlig überwältigt. Dieser Film hatte eine Energie, eine Coolness, die ich so noch nie zuvor erlebt hatte. Die Gewalt war roh, die Dialoge pointiert, und der Soundtrack? Eine Offenbarung. Für mich, so sehr, wie für das Weltkino. (ARTE)

Quentin Tarantino – „Reservoir Dogs“ (1993)

Als ich „Reservoir Dogs“ vor über 30 Jahren zum ersten Mal gesehen habe, war ich Ende 20 – Tarrantino ist also einer meiner Generation – und hat mich völlig überwältigt. Dieser Film hatte eine Energie, eine Coolness, die ich so noch nie zuvor erlebt hatte. Die Gewalt war roh, die Dialoge pointiert, und der Soundtrack? Eine Offenbarung. Für mich, so sehr, wie für das Weltkino. (ARTE)

Quentin Tarantino – „Reservoir Dogs“ (1993)

Als ich „Reservoir Dogs“ vor über 30 Jahren zum ersten Mal gesehen habe, war ich Ende 20 – Tarrantino ist also einer meiner Generation – und hat mich völlig überwältigt. Dieser Film hatte eine Energie, eine Coolness, die ich so noch nie zuvor erlebt hatte. Die Gewalt war roh, die Dialoge pointiert, und der Soundtrack? Eine Offenbarung. Für mich, so sehr, wie für das Weltkino… (ARTE)

Quentin Tarantino – „Reservoir Dogs“ (1993)

Als ich „Reservoir Dogs“ vor über 30 Jahren zum ersten Mal gesehen habe, war ich Ende 20 – Tarrantino ist also einer meiner Generation – und hat mich völlig überwältigt. Dieser Film hatte eine Energie, eine Coolness, die ich so noch nie zuvor erlebt hatte. Die Gewalt war roh, die Dialoge pointiert, und der Soundtrack? Eine Offenbarung. Für mich, so sehr, wie für das Weltkino. (ARTE)

Quentin Tarantino – „Reservoir Dogs“ (1993)

Als ich „Reservoir Dogs“ vor über 30 Jahren zum ersten Mal gesehen habe, war ich Ende 20 – Tarrantino ist also einer meiner Generation – und hat mich völlig überwältigt. Dieser Film hatte eine Energie, eine Coolness, die ich so noch nie zuvor erlebt hatte. Die Gewalt war roh, die Dialoge pointiert, und der Soundtrack? Eine Offenbarung. Für mich, so sehr, wie für das Weltkino. (ARTE)

Can someone please tell Alabama that Steven Wright was just kidding? Please?

#Alabama #fetus #health #parents #women #rights #StevenWright #funny #humor

Can someone please tell Alabama that Steven Wright was just kidding? Please?

#Alabama #fetus #health #parents #women #rights #StevenWright #funny #humor

Can someone please tell Alabama that Steven Wright was just kidding? Please?

#Alabama #fetus #health #parents #women #rights #StevenWright #funny #humor

Can someone please tell Alabama that Steven Wright was just kidding? Please?

#Alabama #fetus #health #parents #women #rights #StevenWright #funny #humor

Can someone please tell Alabama that Steven Wright was just kidding? Please?

#Alabama #fetus #health #parents #women #rights #StevenWright #funny #humor

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
– Steven Wright

#StevenWright #quoteoftheday #coffeequote

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
– Steven Wright

#StevenWright #quoteoftheday #coffeequote

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
– Steven Wright

#StevenWright #quoteoftheday #coffeequote

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
– Steven Wright

#StevenWright #quoteoftheday #coffeequote

"In school they told me 'Practice makes perfect.' And then they told me 'Nobody's perfect,' so then I stopped practicing." — Steven Wright — — — #StevenWright #quote #quotes #practice #perfect #perfection #quip #joke #humor #humorous #funny

Extreme reciprocal #readymade https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-54780430
#metro #crash #art #whale #Spijkenisse #Rotterdam #Duchamp #StevenWright #MaartenStruijs
(https://www.toutfait.com/unmaking_the_museum/Reciprocal%20Readymade.html)

Extreme reciprocal #readymade https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-54780430
#metro #crash #art #whale #Spijkenisse #Rotterdam #Duchamp #StevenWright #MaartenStruijs
(https://www.toutfait.com/unmaking_the_museum/Reciprocal%20Readymade.html)

Extreme reciprocal #readymade https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-54780430
#metro #crash #art #whale #Spijkenisse #Rotterdam #Duchamp #StevenWright #MaartenStruijs
(https://www.toutfait.com/unmaking_the_museum/Reciprocal%20Readymade.html)

Extreme reciprocal #readymade https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-54780430
#metro #crash #art #whale #Spijkenisse #Rotterdam #Duchamp #StevenWright #MaartenStruijs
(https://www.toutfait.com/unmaking_the_museum/Reciprocal%20Readymade.html)

Possessions

You can’t have everything.

Where would you put it?

~ Steven Wright

slip:4a1349.

"Do people in Australia, call the rest of the world, Up Over?" — Steven Wright — — — #StevenWright #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #Australia #downunder #humor #funny #humorous #joke

"Do people in Australia, call the rest of the world, Up Over?" — Steven Wright — — — #StevenWright #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #Australia #downunder #humor #funny #humorous #joke

"Do people in Australia, call the rest of the world, Up Over?" — Steven Wright — — — #StevenWright #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #Australia #downunder #humor #funny #humorous #joke

@Alice

LoL. Reminds me of #stevenwright in the best way possible.

#comedy #standup #oneliner #punch

@Alice

LoL. Reminds me of #stevenwright in the best way possible.

#comedy #standup #oneliner #punch

@Alice

LoL. Reminds me of #stevenwright in the best way possible.

#comedy #standup #oneliner #punch

@Alice

LoL. Reminds me of #stevenwright in the best way possible.

#comedy #standup #oneliner #punch

#ThrowbackThursday #TBT

#CanadianBacon is a #JohnCandy classic.

#AlanAlda
#RheaPerlman
#KevinPollak
#RipTorn
#BillNunn
#StevenWright
#JimBelushi

"If you wish to avoid prosecution, I would advice that you comply with our language laws. Which specifically prescribe that all signs be in both English and French, Canada's two official languages. I do have to fine you. That'll be 1000 dollars Canadian or 10 American dollars, if you prefer"

#Movies #Cinemastodon #Cinema #Filmastodon

#ThrowbackThursday #TBT

#CanadianBacon is a #JohnCandy classic.

#AlanAlda
#RheaPerlman
#KevinPollak
#RipTorn
#BillNunn
#StevenWright
#JimBelushi

"If you wish to avoid prosecution, I would advice that you comply with our language laws. Which specifically prescribe that all signs be in both English and French, Canada's two official languages. I do have to fine you. That'll be 1000 dollars Canadian or 10 American dollars, if you prefer"

#Movies #Cinemastodon #Cinema #Filmastodon

#ThrowbackThursday #TBT

#CanadianBacon is a #JohnCandy classic.

#AlanAlda
#RheaPerlman
#KevinPollak
#RipTorn
#BillNunn
#StevenWright
#JimBelushi

"If you wish to avoid prosecution, I would advice that you comply with our language laws. Which specifically prescribe that all signs be in both English and French, Canada's two official languages. I do have to fine you. That'll be 1000 dollars Canadian or 10 American dollars, if you prefer"

#Movies #Cinemastodon #Cinema #Filmastodon

#ThrowbackThursday #TBT

#CanadianBacon is a #JohnCandy classic.

#AlanAlda
#RheaPerlman
#KevinPollak
#RipTorn
#BillNunn
#StevenWright
#JimBelushi

"If you wish to avoid prosecution, I would advice that you comply with our language laws. Which specifically prescribe that all signs be in both English and French, Canada's two official languages. I do have to fine you. That'll be 1000 dollars Canadian or 10 American dollars, if you prefer"

#Movies #Cinemastodon #Cinema #Filmastodon

#ThrowbackThursday #TBT

#CanadianBacon is a #JohnCandy classic.

#AlanAlda
#RheaPerlman
#KevinPollak
#RipTorn
#BillNunn
#StevenWright
#JimBelushi

"If you wish to avoid prosecution, I would advice that you comply with our language laws. Which specifically prescribe that all signs be in both English and French, Canada's two official languages. I do have to fine you. That'll be 1000 dollars Canadian or 10 American dollars, if you prefer"

#Movies #Cinemastodon #Cinema #Filmastodon

Redux of my #introduction

Work
#csharp #nodejs #javascript #projectmanagement

Movies
#starwars #sportsmovies #lotr #adamsandler #kevinsmith #tarantino #harrypotter

Comedians
#stevenwright #mitchhedberg #jimgaffigan #tomsegura #natebargatze #normmcdonald #johnmulaney #georgecarlin

TV
#thegoodplace #theboys #30rock #snl #seinfeld

Gaming
#quake #marvelsnap #mw2 #hearthstone #ccg #fortnite

Anything #80s #90s and #florida #tampa #usfbulls #lightning

also fan of most #music

Hi!

Redux of my #introduction

Work
#csharp #nodejs #javascript #projectmanagement

Movies
#starwars #sportsmovies #lotr #adamsandler #kevinsmith #tarantino #harrypotter

Comedians
#stevenwright #mitchhedberg #jimgaffigan #tomsegura #natebargatze #normmcdonald #johnmulaney #georgecarlin

TV
#thegoodplace #theboys #30rock #snl #seinfeld

Gaming
#quake #marvelsnap #mw2 #hearthstone #ccg #fortnite

Anything #80s #90s and #florida #tampa #usfbulls #lightning

also fan of most #music

Hi!

Redux of my #introduction

Work
#csharp #nodejs #javascript #projectmanagement

Movies
#starwars #sportsmovies #lotr #adamsandler #kevinsmith #tarantino #harrypotter

Comedians
#stevenwright #mitchhedberg #jimgaffigan #tomsegura #natebargatze #normmcdonald #johnmulaney #georgecarlin

TV
#thegoodplace #theboys #30rock #snl #seinfeld

Gaming
#quake #marvelsnap #mw2 #hearthstone #ccg #fortnite

Anything #80s #90s and #florida #tampa #usfbulls #lightning

also fan of most #music

Hi!

Redux of my #introduction

Work
#csharp #nodejs #javascript #projectmanagement

Movies
#starwars #sportsmovies #lotr #adamsandler #kevinsmith #tarantino #harrypotter

Comedians
#stevenwright #mitchhedberg #jimgaffigan #tomsegura #natebargatze #normmcdonald #johnmulaney #georgecarlin

TV
#thegoodplace #theboys #30rock #snl #seinfeld

Gaming
#quake #marvelsnap #mw2 #hearthstone #ccg #fortnite

Anything #80s #90s and #florida #tampa #usfbulls #lightning

also fan of most #music

Hi!

Redux of my #introduction

Work
#csharp #nodejs #javascript #projectmanagement

Movies
#starwars #sportsmovies #lotr #adamsandler #kevinsmith #tarantino #harrypotter

Comedians
#stevenwright #mitchhedberg #jimgaffigan #tomsegura #natebargatze #normmcdonald #johnmulaney #georgecarlin

TV
#thegoodplace #theboys #30rock #snl #seinfeld

Gaming
#quake #marvelsnap #mw2 #hearthstone #ccg #fortnite

Anything #80s #90s and #florida #tampa #usfbulls #lightning

also fan of most #music

Hi!

#stevenwright

Always enjoyed Steven Wright's unique comedy, though I haven't listened to any of his bits in quite a while. I may have to get his novel just out of curiosity.
#Harold #StevenWright

Always enjoyed Steven Wright's unique comedy, though I haven't listened to any of his bits in quite a while. I may have to get his novel just out of curiosity.
#Harold #StevenWright