#coffeequote — Public Fediverse posts

Pretending to drink coffee was similar to faking an orgasm.
– Darynda Jones

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Comunque Alex Britti, che aveva bisogno di 7000 caffè per funzionare, un po' lo capisco.

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A good cup of coffee makes life seem better.
― Sahara Sanders

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If it comes from a pot that reads decaf, it is not coffee. If it comes from a nut, it is not milk.
– Loren Weisman

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Coffee and love are best when they are hot.
– Anonymous

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My coffee and I are currently discussing if we want to be part of society today.

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Them: Your body should be 70% water, not 70% coffee.
Me: I’m not a plant. I’m a high-performance engine, and this is fuel, not coolant.

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Coffee is a hug in a mug, a refuge on cold mornings, and a faithful companion on work afternoons.
– Nina MacBear

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Coffee is my love language.

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14 muscles are activated when you pour a cup of coffee.
Fitness is my passion.
– Anonymous

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I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee.

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Coffee is a sacred ritual, a necessary break that reminds me to take care of myself and appreciate the small pleasures of life.
– Anonymous

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Coffee is my silent companion, the confidant who listens to me without judging and gives me the energy to face every challenge.
– Anonymous

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I want a coffee so dark and rich it's directed by Tim Burton.

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You don't have to be sweet to be liked by everyone.
– Lesson from black coffee

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Recent studies have shown that the best time to drink coffee is now.
– Anonymous

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Coffee leads men to trifle away their time, scald their chops, and spend their money, all for a little base, black, thick, nasty, bitter, stinking nauseous puddle water.
– Anonymous

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Life is too short to drink mediocre coffee. Always choose quality and let your palate dance with joy.
– Anonymous

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Quando io morirò, tu portami il caffè, e vedrai che io resuscito come Lazzaro.
– Eduardo De Filippo, Fantasmi a Roma

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The coffee pot, in which the coffee boils, distills like a still the sleep I am full of and transforms it into energy.
– Anonymous

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You're that coffee I need in the morning.

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Without coffee something's missing.
– Al Pacino

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Coffee is the balm of the heart and spirit.
– G Greens

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Somehow, the disappearance of coffee feels worse than the disappearance of all humankind.
– Chuck Wendig

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If you feel a need to get wired, take my advice. Loud, fast music coupled with strong, black coffee is the best way to go.
– Lou Brutus

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You're not really drinking coffee unless you drink it black, don't you think? Oh, no? You like to monkey with it?
– David Letterman

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Coffee shop in Ottawa is ditching "Americano" for "Canadiano".

Seem legit.

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The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drank.
– Sir James MacKintosh

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Work hard.
Be nice.
Drink coffee.

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I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.
– Lewis Black

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