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  1. The stage at NDC London before a talk about how some of the oldest, simplest, and deepest computer science could highlight the relationships and entities that matter in modern code.

    Here's a playlist of videos quoting the Old Magic at you: youtube.com/watch?v=0aKZvNNf8B

    #CombinatoryLogic #JS #JavaScript

  2. 🚫🗞️ Oh, look! A groundbreaking #policy to #ban "hallucinated references" on #arXiv for a year. Because apparently, the ghost of #JavaScript past is plotting to take over with its band of merry unsupported browsers. 🙄🔗
    twitter.com/tdietterich/status #hallucinations #technews #HackerNews #ngated

  3. 🚫🗞️ Oh, look! A groundbreaking #policy to #ban "hallucinated references" on #arXiv for a year. Because apparently, the ghost of #JavaScript past is plotting to take over with its band of merry unsupported browsers. 🙄🔗
    twitter.com/tdietterich/status #hallucinations #technews #HackerNews #ngated

  4. 🚫🗞️ Oh, look! A groundbreaking #policy to #ban "hallucinated references" on #arXiv for a year. Because apparently, the ghost of #JavaScript past is plotting to take over with its band of merry unsupported browsers. 🙄🔗
    twitter.com/tdietterich/status #hallucinations #technews #HackerNews #ngated

  5. 🚫🗞️ Oh, look! A groundbreaking #policy to #ban "hallucinated references" on #arXiv for a year. Because apparently, the ghost of #JavaScript past is plotting to take over with its band of merry unsupported browsers. 🙄🔗
    twitter.com/tdietterich/status #hallucinations #technews #HackerNews #ngated

  6. 🚫🗞️ Oh, look! A groundbreaking #policy to #ban "hallucinated references" on #arXiv for a year. Because apparently, the ghost of #JavaScript past is plotting to take over with its band of merry unsupported browsers. 🙄🔗
    twitter.com/tdietterich/status #hallucinations #technews #HackerNews #ngated

  7. for all my #nodejs open source projects I will be dropping testing and support for node 20 and moving to 20,24 (LTS), and 26.

    #opensource #javascript #typescript

  8. Oh, the irony! 🤦‍♂️ In a world of cutting-edge #AI, we're still held hostage by the almighty #JavaScript and #cookies. 🍪🔒 Truly the pinnacle of innovation—if you’re stuck in 1996! 🙄
    openai.com/index/work-with-cod #Irony #TechTrends #Nostalgia #HackerNews #ngated

  9. Oh, the irony! 🤦‍♂️ In a world of cutting-edge #AI, we're still held hostage by the almighty #JavaScript and #cookies. 🍪🔒 Truly the pinnacle of innovation—if you’re stuck in 1996! 🙄
    openai.com/index/work-with-cod #Irony #TechTrends #Nostalgia #HackerNews #ngated

  10. Oh, the irony! 🤦‍♂️ In a world of cutting-edge #AI, we're still held hostage by the almighty #JavaScript and #cookies. 🍪🔒 Truly the pinnacle of innovation—if you’re stuck in 1996! 🙄
    openai.com/index/work-with-cod #Irony #TechTrends #Nostalgia #HackerNews #ngated

  11. Oh, the irony! 🤦‍♂️ In a world of cutting-edge #AI, we're still held hostage by the almighty #JavaScript and #cookies. 🍪🔒 Truly the pinnacle of innovation—if you’re stuck in 1996! 🙄
    openai.com/index/work-with-cod #Irony #TechTrends #Nostalgia #HackerNews #ngated

  12. Oh, the irony! 🤦‍♂️ In a world of cutting-edge #AI, we're still held hostage by the almighty #JavaScript and #cookies. 🍪🔒 Truly the pinnacle of innovation—if you’re stuck in 1996! 🙄
    openai.com/index/work-with-cod #Irony #TechTrends #Nostalgia #HackerNews #ngated

  13. This is basically a distraction stream from a pretty rough week, but that also means some relaxed coding, 😌⌨️💜 so if that's your vibe today, come say hi! Live now at twitch.tv/noyainrain 😊 #JavaScript #p5js #OpenSource

  14. Next.js CVSS 8.6. Summary by Prasenjit:

    • affects versions 13.4.13+, 14.x, 15.x, and 16.0.0–16.2.4
    • attackers can access your internal services, cloud credentials, API keys, and admin panels
    • no authentication needed
    • one crafted request is all it takes
    • roughly 79,000 instances are exploitable right now
    • vercel-hosted apps are safe, self-hosted are not

    Fix: upgrade to 15.5.16 or 16.2.5 immediately.

    https://github.com/vercel/next.js/releases/tag/v16.2.6

    #JavaScript #NextJs #CVE

  15. In a groundbreaking exposé, we learned that #JavaScript and #cookies are the true gatekeepers of cyber enlightenment 🍪🔓. The pioneering feat of exploiting macOS's kernel rests upon the crucial step of enabling browser features 🔍💻. Truly, the digital revolution is alive and well...if you can navigate your browser settings. 🙄🚪
    blog.calif.io/p/first-public-k #cybersecurity #digitalrevolution #browserfeatures #HackerNews #ngated

  16. Day 10/60: String operations in JS

    Today's note was about making string operations in js work with JavaScript strings, indexing, and character handling without losing correctness. I kept coming back to the same checks: decide early whether indexing, slices, or character arrays are the right representation in JavaScript, keep the transformation or scan state explicit instead of mixing index tricks together, and use string and array helpers deliberately so character handling does not become accidental.

    The failure mode worth watching is mixing index assumptions and character handling without checking what the string API actually returns. If that happens, the implementation usually looks busy while the invariant is already gone.

    #JavaScript #DSA #Algorithms

  17. Day 10/60: String operations in JS

    Today's note was about making string operations in js work with JavaScript strings, indexing, and character handling without losing correctness. I kept coming back to the same checks: decide early whether indexing, slices, or character arrays are the right representation in JavaScript, keep the transformation or scan state explicit instead of mixing index tricks together, and use string and array helpers deliberately so character handling does not become accidental.

    The failure mode worth watching is mixing index assumptions and character handling without checking what the string API actually returns. If that happens, the implementation usually looks busy while the invariant is already gone.

    #JavaScript #DSA #Algorithms

  18. Day 10/60: String operations in JS

    Today's note was about making string operations in js work with JavaScript strings, indexing, and character handling without losing correctness. I kept coming back to the same checks: decide early whether indexing, slices, or character arrays are the right representation in JavaScript, keep the transformation or scan state explicit instead of mixing index tricks together, and use string and array helpers deliberately so character handling does not become accidental.

    The failure mode worth watching is mixing index assumptions and character handling without checking what the string API actually returns. If that happens, the implementation usually looks busy while the invariant is already gone.

    #JavaScript #DSA #Algorithms

  19. Day 10/60: String operations in JS

    Today's note was about making string operations in js work with JavaScript strings, indexing, and character handling without losing correctness. I kept coming back to the same checks: decide early whether indexing, slices, or character arrays are the right representation in JavaScript, keep the transformation or scan state explicit instead of mixing index tricks together, and use string and array helpers deliberately so character handling does not become accidental.

    The failure mode worth watching is mixing index assumptions and character handling without checking what the string API actually returns. If that happens, the implementation usually looks busy while the invariant is already gone.

    #JavaScript #DSA #Algorithms

  20. Day 10/60: String operations in JS

    Today's note was about making string operations in js work with JavaScript strings, indexing, and character handling without losing correctness. I kept coming back to the same checks: decide early whether indexing, slices, or character arrays are the right representation in JavaScript, keep the transformation or scan state explicit instead of mixing index tricks together, and use string and array helpers deliberately so character handling does not become accidental.

    The failure mode worth watching is mixing index assumptions and character handling without checking what the string API actually returns. If that happens, the implementation usually looks busy while the invariant is already gone.

    #JavaScript #DSA #Algorithms

  21. 🎨🖼️ Oh, the art world holds its breath as a real #Monet gets mistaken for #AI, but fear not, #JavaScript is here to save the day! 🖱️🔍 Why bother with a groundbreaking art experiment when you can spend your time deciphering the browser sorcery of x.com? 🤦‍♂️🔧
    twitter.com/jediwolf/status/20 #artworld #x.com #HackerNews #ngated

  22. 🎨🖼️ Oh, the art world holds its breath as a real #Monet gets mistaken for #AI, but fear not, #JavaScript is here to save the day! 🖱️🔍 Why bother with a groundbreaking art experiment when you can spend your time deciphering the browser sorcery of x.com? 🤦‍♂️🔧
    twitter.com/jediwolf/status/20 #artworld #x.com #HackerNews #ngated

  23. this vibe coded PR with 1,000,000+ additions is just open-source ransomware with prettier commit messages.

    shoutout to the brave soul reviewing:

    "LGTM" after skimming 14 lines… 🤡

    uninstalling immediately!

    github.com/oven-sh/bun/pull/30

    #npm #yarn #pnpm #bun #deno #js #javascript #typescript

  24. this vibe coded PR with 1,000,000+ additions is just open-source ransomware with prettier commit messages.

    shoutout to the brave soul reviewing:

    "LGTM" after skimming 14 lines… 🤡

    uninstalling immediately!

    github.com/oven-sh/bun/pull/30

    #npm #yarn #pnpm #bun #deno #js #javascript #typescript

  25. this vibe coded PR with 1,000,000+ additions is just open-source ransomware with prettier commit messages.

    shoutout to the brave soul reviewing:

    "LGTM" after skimming 14 lines… 🤡

    uninstalling immediately!

    github.com/oven-sh/bun/pull/30

    #npm #yarn #pnpm #bun #deno #js #javascript #typescript

  26. Bun just merged a pull request which entirely rewrites the entire thing in Rust from Zig.

    1 million lines of AI-generated code.

    https://github.com/oven-sh/bun/pull/30412

    #Bun #JavaScript #AI