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  1. I’ve accidentally witnessed the most devastating possible writing platform statistic ever.

    10 claps from 0 people” makes it sound like belief itself fragmented into anonymous phenomenological applause. Pure Cliffordian tragedy:

    “It is wrong always, everywhere, and for anyone, to believe anything upon insufficient evidence.”

    meanwhile:

    evidence of readers: 0 evidence of claps: 10

    How is this even remotely possible?

    #algorithm #metrics #UI glitch #credibility #you’dbetterbelieveit

  2. 👩‍💻 Ah yes, the age-old quest to give live feedback a personality test 🙄. Josh Horowitz bravely attempts to map the uncharted territory of technical babble with six buzzwords, ensuring #academia never runs out of meaningless #metrics. Because who doesn't want to measure the "materiality" of their code's feelings? 🤔📉
    joshuahhh.com/dims-of-feedback/ #techbuzzwords #livefeedback #codepersonality #HackerNews #ngated

  3. 👩‍💻 Ah yes, the age-old quest to give live feedback a personality test 🙄. Josh Horowitz bravely attempts to map the uncharted territory of technical babble with six buzzwords, ensuring #academia never runs out of meaningless #metrics. Because who doesn't want to measure the "materiality" of their code's feelings? 🤔📉
    joshuahhh.com/dims-of-feedback/ #techbuzzwords #livefeedback #codepersonality #HackerNews #ngated

  4. 👩‍💻 Ah yes, the age-old quest to give live feedback a personality test 🙄. Josh Horowitz bravely attempts to map the uncharted territory of technical babble with six buzzwords, ensuring #academia never runs out of meaningless #metrics. Because who doesn't want to measure the "materiality" of their code's feelings? 🤔📉
    joshuahhh.com/dims-of-feedback/ #techbuzzwords #livefeedback #codepersonality #HackerNews #ngated

  5. 👩‍💻 Ah yes, the age-old quest to give live feedback a personality test 🙄. Josh Horowitz bravely attempts to map the uncharted territory of technical babble with six buzzwords, ensuring #academia never runs out of meaningless #metrics. Because who doesn't want to measure the "materiality" of their code's feelings? 🤔📉
    joshuahhh.com/dims-of-feedback/ #techbuzzwords #livefeedback #codepersonality #HackerNews #ngated

  6. 👩‍💻 Ah yes, the age-old quest to give live feedback a personality test 🙄. Josh Horowitz bravely attempts to map the uncharted territory of technical babble with six buzzwords, ensuring #academia never runs out of meaningless #metrics. Because who doesn't want to measure the "materiality" of their code's feelings? 🤔📉
    joshuahhh.com/dims-of-feedback/ #techbuzzwords #livefeedback #codepersonality #HackerNews #ngated

  7. All metrics to track developer productivity are stupid :pointy_haired_boss:

    In Agile setups - especially :lumbergh:

    #developerlife #metrics #agile

  8. All metrics to track developer productivity are stupid :pointy_haired_boss:

    In Agile setups - especially :lumbergh:

    #developerlife #metrics #agile

  9. All metrics to track developer productivity are stupid :pointy_haired_boss:

    In Agile setups - especially :lumbergh:

    #developerlife #metrics #agile

  10. All metrics to track developer productivity are stupid :pointy_haired_boss:

    In Agile setups - especially :lumbergh:

    #developerlife #metrics #agile

  11. All metrics to track developer productivity are stupid :pointy_haired_boss:

    In Agile setups - especially :lumbergh:

    #developerlife #metrics #agile

  12. Переехал с Nginx на хосте на Traefik в контейнере на одном из серверов.

    Потерял 4 миллисекунды.

    На обычных запросах к типичным веб-приложениям это невозможно заметить. Но на моём самом быстром сервисе, который отвечал всего за 2 миллисекунды разница выглядит гораздо более радикально.

    #server #HTTP #Nginx #Traefik #proxy #log #metrics #monitoring

  13. Переехал с Nginx на хосте на Traefik в контейнере на одном из серверов.

    Потерял 4 миллисекунды.

    На обычных запросах к типичным веб-приложениям это невозможно заметить. Но на моём самом быстром сервисе, который отвечал всего за 2 миллисекунды разница выглядит гораздо более радикально.

    #server #HTTP #Nginx #Traefik #proxy #log #metrics #monitoring

  14. Переехал с Nginx на хосте на Traefik в контейнере на одном из серверов.

    Потерял 4 миллисекунды.

    На обычных запросах к типичным веб-приложениям это невозможно заметить. Но на моём самом быстром сервисе, который отвечал всего за 2 миллисекунды разница выглядит гораздо более радикально.

    #server #HTTP #Nginx #Traefik #proxy #log #metrics #monitoring

  15. Переехал с Nginx на хосте на Traefik в контейнере на одном из серверов.

    Потерял 4 миллисекунды.

    На обычных запросах к типичным веб-приложениям это невозможно заметить. Но на моём самом быстром сервисе, который отвечал всего за 2 миллисекунды разница выглядит гораздо более радикально.

    #server #HTTP #Nginx #Traefik #proxy #log #metrics #monitoring

  16. Переехал с Nginx на хосте на Traefik в контейнере на одном из серверов.

    Потерял 4 миллисекунды.

    На обычных запросах к типичным веб-приложениям это невозможно заметить. Но на моём самом быстром сервисе, который отвечал всего за 2 миллисекунды разница выглядит гораздо более радикально.

    #server #HTTP #Nginx #Traefik #proxy #log #metrics #monitoring

  17. Best CI/CD Tools for 2026: What the Data Actually Shows, by @ovbedrina.bsky.social (@jetbrains.com):

    blog.jetbrains.com/teamcity/20

    #cicd #tooling #metrics

  18. @amcewen Yes, if the glue is water-based (avoiding much VoC and pals) I suppose it almost has to be. For me, 16kg is 16/25ths of a bag of coal. %-P

    #intuitions #metrics #qualia

  19. The next #LightningTalk at #OggCamp was about Self-hosted Observability, using various #Grafana projects and #Prometheus etc.
    Alan was using some #YAML files to provision the services via docker etc.

    I didn't quite understand it all, but there's a few extra Grafana products I should check out - Alloy and Mimir.

    github.com/alanionita/observab

    #selfhosting #metrics

  20. The next #LightningTalk at #OggCamp was about Self-hosted Observability, using various #Grafana projects and #Prometheus etc.
    Alan was using some #YAML files to provision the services via docker etc.

    I didn't quite understand it all, but there's a few extra Grafana products I should check out - Alloy and Mimir.

    github.com/alanionita/observab

    #selfhosting #metrics

  21. The next #LightningTalk at #OggCamp was about Self-hosted Observability, using various #Grafana projects and #Prometheus etc.
    Alan was using some #YAML files to provision the services via docker etc.

    I didn't quite understand it all, but there's a few extra Grafana products I should check out - Alloy and Mimir.

    github.com/alanionita/observab

    #selfhosting #metrics

  22. The next #LightningTalk at #OggCamp was about Self-hosted Observability, using various #Grafana projects and #Prometheus etc.
    Alan was using some #YAML files to provision the services via docker etc.

    I didn't quite understand it all, but there's a few extra Grafana products I should check out - Alloy and Mimir.

    github.com/alanionita/observab

    #selfhosting #metrics

  23. The next #LightningTalk at #OggCamp was about Self-hosted Observability, using various #Grafana projects and #Prometheus etc.
    Alan was using some #YAML files to provision the services via docker etc.

    I didn't quite understand it all, but there's a few extra Grafana products I should check out - Alloy and Mimir.

    github.com/alanionita/observab

    #selfhosting #metrics