CW: Snark Abt Healthcare
(Inspired by a friend's rant)
Heyo Customer!
We are discontinuing this extremely helpful treatment because we want to save money and tbh, we don't really care abt ur health. Yes, we know that ur paying for "healthcare," but tbh we prefer to call it "health ensurance" bc making u pay for it ensures that we will be able to buy our 17th house as long as we deny ur claims!
We recommend that u go pay full price for this, bc we also invest in the pharma companies and make butt tons of cashs when ur desperate and hurting.
Kisses & get fked
- Ur Insurance Baes