#mitchhedberg — Public Fediverse posts

I used to do some stupid stuff.

Still do, but I used to, too.

#MitchHedberg #paraphrase

He's skipped light speed and go to beige!

Just coming over to a new server so posting a new #introduction.. Account smells fresh and new, I'll need to fix that.

General list of things I follow or love discussing:

Movies
#starwars #sportsmovies #lotr #adamsandler #kevinsmith #tarantino #sportsmovies

Comedians
#stevenwright #mitchhedberg #jimgaffigan #natebargatze #normmcdonald #johnmulaney #georgecarlin

TV
#thegoodplace #theboys #30rock #snl #seinfeld #parksandrec #

Gaming
#quake #ccgs #fortnite #indiegames

Anything #80s #90s and #florida #tampa #usfbulls #lightning

also fan of most #music, #catempire #indierock #vampireweekend #jackwhite #thestruts #classicrock #oldschoolrap

Happy to be here to frolic amongst the beige.

This set dedicated to Mitch Hedberg
https://soundcloud.com/uninoize/mitch-hedberg

#mitch #mitchhedberg #comedy #COMEDYWEDNESDAY #drumandbass #dnb2025 #dnb #drumnbass #breakbeat #dubstep #Dance #dancefloor #dancefloordnb #drugs #drugstwt #iusedtododrugs #jokes #joke #fire #lit #letsgo

Mitch Hedberg lied to me.

#MitchHedberg #jokes

Does anyone remember a comedian who had a blog in the early 2000s where he (85% sure it was a guy) rated hotel vending machines?

Like maybe it was literally Mitch Hedberg? Definitely had a doubletree review in there.

(Could've been whole hotel reviews with vending machines as a key pillar)

#comedy #vendingmachines #hotels #MitchHedberg

#MitchHedberg: The #Comedian Who Found Magic in the Mundane.

#comedy #oneliners #hedberg #comic

https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/mitch-hedberg-comedian-who-found-magic-mundane-marko-the-comic-aljqc/?published=t

"If I had a dollar for every time I said that, I'd be making money in a very weird way." — Mitch Hedberg — — — #MitchHedberg #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #money #earning #earn #money #humor #humorous #funny #joke

Principal Photography Wraps On Documentary About Late Comedian Mitch Hedberg, King Of One Liners Who Made Letterman, Conan, Gaffigan Laugh
#Documentary #News #2222222Films #JeffSiegel #MichaelBlieden #MitchHedberg

https://deadline.com/2024/08/untitled-mitch-hedberg-documentary-in-works-1236032358/

"Because of acid I now know that butter is 'way better than margarine. I saw through the bullshit."

#MitchHedberg

“An escalator can never be broken. It can only become stairs.”

—Mitch Hedberg

#Jokes #MitchHedberg #Comedy #Comedian

"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit!"
#MitchHedberg

Mitch Hedberg would be proud. “I want a really easy phone number. Like 222-2222. Mitch how do we get a hold of you? Just press 2 for a while and when I answer, you will know you have pressed 2 enough” I miss that guy #MitchHedberg #comedy #humor

@ruralgloom
If you have a streaming service you can say something like “play songs by Mitch Hedberg”. There may be a few of his gems you haven’t heard. Even though delivery was a key part of his jokes, they are still funny to hear.
#mitchHedberg

“If you’re flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit”

#MitchHedberg is always a win.

"I went to a record store, they said they specialized in hard-to-find records… nothing was alphabetized!" — Mitch Hedberg — — — #MitchHedberg #quote #quotes #quip #humor #humorous #funny #recordstore #hardtofind #find #record #oldies

Redux of my #introduction

Work
#csharp #nodejs #javascript #projectmanagement

Movies
#starwars #sportsmovies #lotr #adamsandler #kevinsmith #tarantino #harrypotter

Comedians
#stevenwright #mitchhedberg #jimgaffigan #tomsegura #natebargatze #normmcdonald #johnmulaney #georgecarlin

TV
#thegoodplace #theboys #30rock #snl #seinfeld

Gaming
#quake #marvelsnap #mw2 #hearthstone #ccg #fortnite

Anything #80s #90s and #florida #tampa #usfbulls #lightning

also fan of most #music

Hi!

#MitchHedberg

Should you find yourself in a water landing situation, you may deploy the emergency set of lemons. Saved by the bouyancy of citrus. #MitchHedberg #airplanes #rafts

@dgar #mitchhedberg