#tech-bro — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #tech-bro, aggregated by home.social.
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Be an American
Go to #Europe to write your doctoral thesis: "The Extension of Parsons' Concept of Aggression by Describing the Connection Between Jargon, Aggression, and Culture"
Dream of making a little money to move to Berlin to just read and write
But at some point, morph into a scary uber fascist #techbro with your sweaty druggy friend #PeterThiel
Get rejected and despised by the Europe you love
The Story of #AlexKarp
What is the deal with this guy?
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Be an American
Go to #Europe to write your doctoral thesis: "The Extension of Parsons' Concept of Aggression by Describing the Connection Between Jargon, Aggression, and Culture"
Dream of making a little money to move to Berlin to just read and write
But at some point, morph into a scary uber fascist #techbro with your sweaty druggy friend #PeterThiel
Get rejected and despised by the Europe you love
The Story of #AlexKarp
What is the deal with this guy?
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Can this #billionaire #TechBro get even more crazy? Yes, yes he can: Peter Thiel in Aspen: The pope is ‘working for the Chinese Communists’ https://www.cnn.com/2026/07/02/us/peter-thiel-aspen-pope-china-ai-cec #PeterThiel #Religion
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Can this #billionaire #TechBro get even more crazy? Yes, yes he can: Peter Thiel in Aspen: The pope is ‘working for the Chinese Communists’ https://www.cnn.com/2026/07/02/us/peter-thiel-aspen-pope-china-ai-cec #PeterThiel #Religion
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🔮 Pisces's Jul 03 Celestial Guidance: During a late‑night deployment, the deployment script freezes on a missing environment variable, echoing the uncertainty of late‑stage capitalism. The fix arrives via a hastily written Bash alias.
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🔮 Aquarius's Jul 03 Celestial Guidance: A new internal tool promises to reduce context‑switching, yet adds yet another webhook to monitor. The resulting chaos mirrors the endless stream of pull‑request notifications.
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🔮 Capricorn's Jul 03 Celestial Guidance: An outdated tech stack forces the team to juggle multiple versions of Redis, causing latency spikes. The solution involves a costly migration plan, approved after a marathon meeting with execs.
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🔮 Sagittarius's Jul 03 Celestial Guidance: The CI pipeline’s long build time becomes a metaphor for corporate ambition; each artifact feels like a unicorn compensation package—shiny but unattainable. A quick Vitest run offers brief solace.
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🔮 Scorpio's Jul 03 Celestial Guidance: A sudden security scan flags Mythril vulnerabilities in the third‑party SDK. The response includes a rapid patch, a flurry of JIRA tickets, and a lingering feeling that the codebase is haunted.
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🔮 Libra's Jul 03 Celestial Guidance: An internal hierarchy debate over who owns the TimescaleDB backup policy stalls progress. The compromise involves a half‑implemented feature, leading to a brief but intense debate in the all‑hands.
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🔮 Virgo's Jul 03 Celestial Guidance: During the sprint demo, a hidden bug in the Baserow integration triggers a cascade of failed tests. The incident drives a push for stricter type safety, yet the deadline remains a moving target.
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🔮 Leo's Jul 03 Celestial Guidance: A feature flag toggles unexpectedly, causing the stable diffusion model to generate error logs. The team initiates a post‑mortem, but the agenda gets lost in a sea of Slack threads and redundant tools.
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🔮 Cancer's Jul 03 Celestial Guidance: The dev environment crashes on a missing Ollama dependency, forcing a manual rebuild of the Docker image. Meanwhile, the product team launches an initiative to add more dashboards, increasing alert fatigue.
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🔮 Gemini's Jul 03 Celestial Guidance: Daily stand‑up devolves into a buzzword bingo about Thirdweb and Mythril audits, while the CI pipeline pings Vitest failures. A surprise rollback of a TimescaleDB migration triggers extra context‑switching.
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🔮 Taurus's Jul 03 Celestial Guidance: Code review comments multiply like log entries in Logstash, while legacy Cilium policies block the PR. Expect a sudden refactor of NocoDB schemas to cause a brief outage, followed by a celebratory meme.
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🔮 Aries's Jul 03 Celestial Guidance: Sprint planning feels like a merge conflict; the build pipeline stalls, and only the coffee script compiles. A rogue Redis cache leak surfaces during the all‑hands, prompting a quick Vitest mock.
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Honest Government Ad | Palantir
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBW9QCVDSjY
The Government™ has made an ad about Palantir, and it's surprisingly honest and informative.
”Time to wake the F**k up and stop them”#Palantir #Feudalism #Billionaires #Extremism #AI #MassMurder #WarCrimes #Genocide #EconomicAbuse #Fascism #DataKiller #Sociopaths #Hydra #Dystopia #Democracy #StopThem #TechBro
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Honest Government Ad | Palantir
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBW9QCVDSjY
The Government™ has made an ad about Palantir, and it's surprisingly honest and informative.
”Time to wake the F**k up and stop them”#Palantir #Feudalism #Billionaires #Extremism #AI #MassMurder #WarCrimes #Genocide #EconomicAbuse #Fascism #DataKiller #Sociopaths #Hydra #Dystopia #Democracy #StopThem #TechBro
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🔮 Pisces's Jul 02 Celestial Guidance: An unexpected outage in the monitoring stack floods Slack with alerts from Splunk. The scramble to restore service reveals a missing dependency on an old Echo script, delaying the next release.
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🔮 Aquarius's Jul 02 Celestial Guidance: A spontaneous hackathon introduces a sleek NiceGUI dashboard, but integration with existing Cilium policies stalls, causing a ripple of context‑switches across teams.
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🔮 Capricorn's Jul 02 Celestial Guidance: A critical bug surfaces in production, traced back to an unchecked input in the Restya webhook. The hotfix merges fast, but the post‑mortem flags inadequate security scans.
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🔮 Sagittarius's Jul 02 Celestial Guidance: The quarterly all‑hands announces a new unicorn compensation tier, yet the actual codebase still battles long build times on AlibabaCloud. Morale spikes, then dips at the next stand‑up.
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🔮 Scorpio's Jul 02 Celestial Guidance: A late‑night debugging session uncovers a memory leak in the Node.js service, tangled with an old Linkerd proxy. The fix requires a risky rewrite, but the deadline looms.
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🔮 Libra's Jul 02 Celestial Guidance: During a sprint planning, the backlog is dominated by redundant tooling requests. A discussion about Splunk dashboards leads to a decision to postpone a minor feature for later.
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🔮 Virgo's Jul 02 Celestial Guidance: A pull request triggers a cascade of failing tests in the CI, exposing hidden bugs in the Cosmonic integration. The team resorts to a manual hotfix while the product manager slides the deadline.
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🔮 Leo's Jul 02 Celestial Guidance: The deployment to Windmill stalls on a missing environment variable. A senior engineer suggests a quick fix, but the stack trace reveals a deeper dependency on Echidna tests.
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🔮 Cancer's Jul 02 Celestial Guidance: An agile ceremony devolves into a debate over NiceGUI widgets versus legacy UI code. Expect a surprise audit of AlibabaCloud credentials and a sprint retro filled with meme jokes.
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🔮 Gemini's Jul 02 Celestial Guidance: A sudden outage in the Linkerd mesh forces a rapid rollback. The incident report will cite outdated Notion docs and a missing security policy, while the coffee machine overheats.
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🔮 Taurus's Jul 02 Celestial Guidance: Midweek brings a mysterious Restya ticket that triggers an endless chain of feature flags. The team debates Node.js vs. Apple APIs while the build time doubles, prompting a quiet sigh.
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🔮 Aries's Jul 02 Celestial Guidance: A sprint starts with optimism, but the CI pipeline stalls at Splunk logs. Expect an extra code review loop and a legacy Cilium config that refuses to merge, extending the all‑hands agenda.
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🔮 Pisces's Jul 01 Celestial Guidance: Code reviews drown in nitpicks about naming conventions; a solitary push to integrate Honeycomb monitoring finally surfaces hidden latency, offering a glimmer of performance hope.
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A long but important read - well worth it!
“Silenced”
by Carole Cadwalladr in How To Survive The Broligarchy on Substack
@uk_politics
@BBC5Live
@BBCRadio4
@BBCNews
@guardian
@Independent
@thetimes
@newyorktimes
@miamiherald“Facebook's silencing of a whistleblower shines a light on a private justice system and a ‘post-state’ future where tech bros write the rules. Or as we call them, ‘laws’”
https://open.substack.com/pub/broligarchy/p/silenced
#Press #SocialMedia #US #UK #TechBro #Palantir #Thiel #Argentina #Millei #AI #Censorship #Arbitration #CanbridgeAnalytica #Facebook #Zuckerberg #AICEO #BigTech #G7 #Anthropic #DeepMind #SiliconValley #Confidentiality #Authoritarianism #Prospera #Honduras
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Oh look, another tech bro playing political sugar daddy 🤡💸. Because who wouldn't trust a #VPN co-founder to fund extremist hobbies while selling #privacy dreams? 🙄🔒
https://korben.info/en/mullvad-cofounder-funding-far-right.html #techbro #politics #hypocrisy #funding #HackerNews #ngated -
Feiner Artikel über einen furchtbaren und irren #Techbro, der leider über Geld und Macht verfügt, von @PerspectiveDaily
Auch ein #Spahn kommt dort vor. -
"So curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates – scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); (...). In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the ‘most wealthy person in the world.’" (Joyce Carol Oates)
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Ikusten? Ez dakit norekin komentatzen nuen aurrekoan: ezin dira normalizatu #techbro #soziopata ditxosoek esaten dituzten gauzak. Zuek imaginatzen duzue beste edonork hau esanez gero zer jausiko litzaiokeen?
#Anhtropicen CEOa esaten 'Aber, eske dirua bilioika irabazi behar dugu, lagunok, zeren bestela hondoratu egingo gara'
SEÑORA, SUELTEME EL BRAZO
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What’s more, my next mobile (mine is getting long in the tooth) will be a Pixel 7a or 8a with GraphenOS (de-googled phone). And another #TechBro off my back.
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RE: https://mastodon.eus/@puntueus/116799154999168676
#NextCloudek elikatuta, eta doako zein ordainpeko planekin, #NIEUS posta zerbitzua orain online ofimatika zerbitzua bilakatu da. Euskalduna, segurua eta Estatu Batuetako #techbro psikotikoen kontroletik kanpo.
Eskerrik asko, @puntueus !
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In 2026, #crypto enthusiasts finally realize they're living in a dystopian episode of "Black Mirror" 😂. Every morning starts with a side of #panic served with a cup of coffee ☕, because "decentralized utopia" turned out to be just another tech bro fever dream 💭.
https://www.stephendiehl.com/posts/bad_place_2026/ #dystopia #BlackMirror #techbro #decentralizedutopia #HackerNews #ngated -
" le code est la loi. Et le code n'est pas écrit par nos représentants politiques. Il est écrit par des hommes blancs de la Silicon Valley".
#tech
#Politique
#TechBro
#TechnoFascism
#ia #ai
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🚨 ALERT: Tech bro discovers that data ownership is as elusive as #Bigfoot 🦶—after diving into ATProto's murky waters, he realizes that PDS operators might as well be his doppelgängers! 🤯 Shockingly, the article fails to mention that the real horror is the author's newfound understanding of his own insignificance. 😂
https://kevinak.se/blog/who-actually-owns-your-atproto-identity-hint-its-probably-not-you #TechBro #DataOwnership #PDSOperators #SelfDiscovery #HackerNews #ngated -
#techbro soziopaten plana krisi klimatikoa konpontzeko: bota kutsadura espaziora eta horrela Lurra Versallesko lorategia bihur genezake.
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One key difference about the free tier #AI (I am not going to give a #Techbro a sigle cent of my money!!!) and a subscription model is you are talking to a simpler model Free with often 4K-8K (basically unusable for long missions) instead of hundreds of thousands or million+ context window.
You are talking to a village idiot.
If you have formed your opinion about utility of AI based on talking to the free tier AI...... the village now has two idiots.
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" #France shifts away from #Palantir, towards ‘ #AI #sovereignty’"
https://www.computing.co.uk/news/2026/ai/france-shifts-away-from-palantir-towards-ai-sovereignty
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Keep it up #Europe
But please do me a favor
Don't replace #USA #techbro shit with... USA-style techbro shit (like this #W #Bluesky vomitorium)
And if I need to explain to you what I mean... no I don't think I need to do that. You feel what that means in your bones
I say this as an American
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I just saw a comment on LinkedIn where someone was suggesting we need to make systems more accessible... for AI agents.
This comment was left on a post talking about how Claude messed up a job because the architecture wasn't built to be accessible to AI.
Accessibility, for AI agents. Not humans.
These people can't help but shove AI into every corner of the web.
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hi, american here
with my country in the toilet of #plutocracy and #bigotry, i look nowadays to #europe as the beacon of civilization and the free world
but this... this #W thing is #techBro shit in all the ways we despise
this is...
american
if you have an american, calling something american, in terms of the most grotesque of stereotypes as a european would consider, well then you done fucked up
fuck "W"
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When Technologists Forget the Warning
The thing about #techbro culture is that some of the most #elitists people grew up loving stories that warned us about the #techshit they are building. They read the dystopias, watched the films, they understood the dangers of unchecked capital, concentrated power, surveillance, artificial intelligence, inequality, and corporate control. Then many of them decided “Great idea. Let’s build it.” as the #geekproblem made them think they knew better. This is what our #fashionista class call […]https://hamishcampbell.com/when-technology-forgets-the-warning/
