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  1. gabboman the wafrn dev @[email protected] ·
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    no wait im on wafrn. I need to use the power of tags


    #According-to-all-known-laws-of-aviation #there-is-no-way-a-bee-should-be-able-to-fly.-Its-wings-are-too-small-to-get-its-fat-little-body-off-the-ground.-The-bee #of-course #flies-anyway-because-bees-don't-care-what-humans-think-is-impossible.-Yellow #black.-Yellow #black.-Yellow #black.-Yellow #black.-Ooh #black-and-yellow!-Let's-shake-it-up-a-little.-Barry!-Breakfast-is-ready!-Coming!-Hang-on-a-second.-Hello?-Barry?-Adam?-Can-you-believe-this-is-happening?-I-can't.-I'll-pick-you-up.-Looking-sharp.-Use-the-stairs #Your-father-paid-good-money-for-those.-Sorry.-I'm-excited.-Here's-the-graduate.-We're-very-proud-of-you #son.-A-perfect-report-card #all-B's.-Very-proud.-Ma!-I-got-a-thing-going-here.-You-got-lint-on-your-fuzz.-Ow!-That's-me!-Wave-to-us!-We'll-be-in-row-118 #000.-Bye!-Barry #I-told-you #stop-flying-in-the-house!-Hey #Adam.-Hey #Barry.-Is-that-fuzz-gel?-A-little.-Special-day #graduation.-Never-thought-I'd-make-it.-Three-days-grade-school #three-days-high-school.-Those-were-awkward.-Three-days-college.-I'm-glad-I-took-a-day-and-hitchhiked-around-The-Hive.-You-did-come-back-different.-Hi #Barry.-Artie #growing-a-mustache?-Looks-good.-Hear-about-Frankie?-Yeah.-You-going-to-the-funeral?-No #I'm-not-going.-Everybody-knows #sting-someone #you-die.-Don't-waste-it-on-a-squirrel.-Such-a-hothead.-I-guess-he-could-have-just-gotten-out-of-the-way.-I-love-this-incorporating-an-amusement-park-into-our-day.-That's-why-we-don't-need-vacations.-Boy #quite-a-bit-of-pomp-under-the-circumstances.-Well #Adam #today-we-are-men.-We-are!-Bee-men.-Amen!-Hallelujah!-Students #faculty #distinguished-bees #please-welcome-Dean-Buzzwell.-Welcome #New-Hive-City-graduating-class-of-9:15.-That-concludes-our-ceremonies-And-begins-your-career-at-Honex-Industries!-Will-we-pick-our-job-today?-I-heard-it's-just-orientation.-Heads-up!-Here-we-go.-Keep-your-hands-and-antennas-inside-the-tram-at-all-times.-Wonder-what-it'll-be-like?-A-little-scary.-Welcome-to-Honex #a-division-of-Honesco-and-a-part-of-the-Hexagon-Group.-This-is-it!-Wow.-Wow.-We-know-that-you #as-a-bee #have-worked-your-whole-life-to-get-to-the-point-where-you-can-work-for-your-whole-life.-Honey-begins-when-our-valiant-Pollen-Jocks-bring-the-nectar-to-The-Hive.-Our-top-secret-formula-is-automatically-color-corrected #scent-adjusted-and-bubble-contoured-into-this-soothing-sweet-syrup-with-its-distinctive-golden-glow-you-know-as...-Honey!-That-girl-was-hot.-She's-my-cousin!-She-is?-Yes #we're-all-cousins.-Right.-You're-right.-At-Honex #we-constantly-strive-to-improve-every-aspect-of-bee-existence.-These-bees-are-stress-testing-a-new-helmet-technology.-What-do-you-think-he-makes?-Not-enough.-Here-we-have-our-latest-advancement #the-Krelman.-What-does-that-do?-Catches-that-little-strand-of-honey-that-hangs-after-you-pour-it.-Saves-us-millions.-Can-anyone-work-on-the-Krelman?-Of-course.-Most-bee-jobs-are-small-ones.-But-bees-know-that-every-small-job #if-it's-done-well #means-a-lot.-But-choose-carefully-because-you'll-stay-in-the-job-you-pick-for-the-rest-of-your-life.-The-same-job-the-rest-of-your-life?-I-didn't-know-that.-What's-the-difference?-You'll-be-happy-to-know-that-bees #as-a-species #haven't-had-one-day-off-in-27-million-years.-So-you'll-just-work-us-to-death?-We'll-sure-try.-Wow!-That-blew-my-mind!-'What's-the-difference?'-How-can-you-say-that?-One-job-forever?-That's-an-insane-choice-to-have-to-make.-I'm-relieved.-Now-we-only-have-to-make-one-decision-in-life.-But #Adam #how-could-they-never-have-told-us-that?-Why-would-you-question-anything?-We're-bees.-We're-the-most-perfectly-functioning-society-on-Earth.-You-ever-think-maybe-things-work-a-little-too-well-here?-Like-what?-Give-me-one-example.-I-don't-know.-But-you-know-what-I'm-talking-about.-Please-clear-the-gate.-Royal-Nectar-Force-on-approach.-Wait-a-second.-Check-it-out.-Hey #those-are-Pollen-Jocks!-Wow.-I've-never-seen-them-this-close.-They-know-what-it's-like-outside-The-Hive.-Yeah #but-some-don't-come-back.-Hey #Jocks!-Hi #Jocks!-You-guys-did-great!-You're-monsters!-You're-sky-freaks!-I-love-it!-I-love-it!-I-wonder-where-they-were.-I-don't-know.-Their-day's-not-planned.-Outside-The-Hive #flying-who-knows-where #doing-who-knows-what.-You-can't-just-decide-to-be-a-Pollen-Jock.-You-have-to-be-bred-for-that.-Right.-Look.-That's-more-pollen-than-you-and-I-will-see-in-a-lifetime.-It's-just-a-status-symbol.-Bees-make-too-much-of-it.-Perhaps.-Unless-you're-wearing-it-and-the-ladies-see-you-wearing-it.-Those-ladies?-Aren't-they-our-cousins-too?-Distant.-Distant.-Look-at-these-two.-Couple-of-Hive-Harrys.-Let's-have-fun-with-them.-It-must-be-dangerous-being-a-Pollen-Jock.-Yeah.-Once-a-bear-pinned-me-against-a-mushroom!-He-had-a-paw-on-my-throat #and-with-the-other #he-was-slapping-me!-Oh #my!-I-never-thought-I'd-knock-him-out.-What-were-you-doing-during-this?-Trying-to-alert-the-authorities.-I-can-autograph-that.-A-little-gusty-out-there-today #wasn't-it #comrades?-Yeah.-Gusty.-We're-hitting-a-sunflower-patch-six-miles-from-here-tomorrow.-Six-miles #huh?-Barry!-A-puddle-jump-for-us #but-maybe-you're-not-up-for-it.-Maybe-I-am.-You-are-not!-We're-going-0900-at-J-Gate.-What-do-you-think #buzzy-boy?-Are-you-bee-enough?-I-might-be.-It-all-depends-on-what-0900-means.-Hey #Honex!-Dad #you-surprised-me.-You-decide-what-you're-interested-in?-Well #there's-a-lot-of-choices.-But-you-only-get-one.-Do-you-ever-get-bored-doing-the-same-job-every-day?-Son #let-me-tell-you-about-stirring.-You-grab-that-stick #and-you-just-move-it-around #and-you-stir-it-around.-You-get-yourself-into-a-rhythm.-It's-a-beautiful-thing.-You-know #Dad #the-more-I-think-about-it #maybe-the-honey-field-just-isn't-right-for-me.-You-were-thinking-of-what #making-balloon-animals?-That's-a-bad-job-for-a-guy-with-a-stinger.-Janet #your-son's-not-sure-he-wants-to-go-into-honey!-Barry #you-are-so-funny-sometimes.-I'm-not-trying-to-be-funny.-You're-not-funny!-You're-going-into-honey.-Our-son #the-stirrer!-You're-gonna-be-a-stirrer?-No-one's-listening-to-me!-Wait-till-you-see-the-sticks-I-have.-I-could-say-anything-right-now.-I'm-gonna-get-an-ant-tattoo!-Let's-open-some-honey-and-celebrate!-Maybe-I'll-pierce-my-thorax.-Shave-my-antennae.-Shack-up-with-a-grasshopper.-Get-a-gold-tooth-and-call-everybody-'dawg'!-I'm-so-proud.-We're-starting-work-today!-Today's-the-day.-Come-on!-All-the-good-jobs-will-be-gone.-Yeah #right.-Pollen-counting #stunt-bee #pouring #stirrer #front-desk #hair-removal...-Is-it-still-available?-Hang-on.-Two-left!-One-of-them's-yours!-Congratulations!-Step-to-the-side.-What'd-you-get?-Picking-crud-out.-Stellar!-Wow!-Couple-of-newbies?-Yes #sir!-Our-first-day!-We-are-ready!-Make-your-choice.-You-want-to-go-first?-No #you-go.-Oh #my.-What's-available?-Restroom-attendant's-open #not-for-the-reason-you-think.-Any-chance-of-getting-the-Krelman?-Sure #you're-on.-I'm-sorry #the-Krelman-just-closed-out.-Wax-monkey's-always-open.-The-Krelman-opened-up-again.-What-happened?-A-bee-died.-Makes-an-opening.-See?-He's-dead.-Another-dead-one.-Deady.-Deadified.-Two-more-dead.-Dead-from-the-neck-up.-Dead-from-the-neck-down.-That's-life!-Oh #this-is-so-hard!-Heating #cooling #stunt-bee #pourer #stirrer #humming #inspector-number-seven #lint-coordinator #stripe-supervisor #mite-wrangler.-Barry #what-do-you-think-I-should...-Barry?-Barry!-All-right #we've-got-the-sunflower-patch-in-quadrant-nine...-What-happened-to-you?-Where-are-you?-I'm-going-out.-Out?-Out-where?-Out-there.-Oh #no!-I-have-to #before-I-go-to-work-for-the-rest-of-my-life.-You're-gonna-die!-You're-crazy!-Hello?-Another-call-coming-in.-If-anyone's-feeling-brave #there's-a-Korean-deli-on-83rd-that-gets-their-roses-today.-Hey #guys.-Look-at-that.-Isn't-that-the-kid-we-saw-yesterday?-Hold-it #son #flight-deck's-restricted.-It's-OK #Lou.-We're-gonna-take-him-up.-Really?-Feeling-lucky #are-you?-Sign-here #here.-Just-initial-that.-Thank-you.-OK.-You-got-a-rain-advisory-today #and-as-you-all-know #bees-cannot-fly-in-rain.-So-be-careful.-As-always #watch-your-brooms #hockey-sticks #dogs #birds #bears-and-bats.-Also #I-got-a-couple-of-reports-of-root-beer-being-poured-on-us.-Murphy's-in-a-home-because-of-it #babbling-like-a-cicada!-That's-awful.-And-a-reminder-for-you-rookies #bee-law-number-one #absolutely-no-talking-to-humans!--All-right #launch-positions!-Buzz #buzz #buzz #buzz!-Buzz #buzz #buzz #buzz!-Buzz #buzz #buzz #buzz!-Black-and-yellow!-Hello!-You-ready-for-this #hot-shot?-Yeah.-Yeah #bring-it-on.-Wind #check.-Antennae #check.-Nectar-pack #check.-Wings #check.-Stinger #check.-Scared-out-of-my-shorts #check.-OK #ladies #let's-move-it-out!-Pound-those-petunias #you-striped-stem-suckers!-All-of-you #drain-those-flowers!-Wow!-I'm-out!-I-can't-believe-I'm-out!-So-blue.-I-feel-so-fast-and-free!-Box-kite!-Wow!-Flowers!-This-is-Blue-Leader #We-have-roses-visual.-Bring-it-around-30-degrees-and-hold.-Roses!-30-degrees #roger.-Bringing-it-around.-Stand-to-the-side #kid.-It's-got-a-bit-of-a-kick.-That-is-one-nectar-collector!-Ever-see-pollination-up-close?-No #sir.-I-pick-up-some-pollen-here #sprinkle-it-over-here.-Maybe-a-dash-over-there #a-pinch-on-that-one.-See-that?-It's-a-little-bit-of-magic.-That's-amazing.-Why-do-we-do-that?-That's-pollen-power.-More-pollen #more-flowers #more-nectar #more-honey-for-us.-Cool.-I'm-picking-up-a-lot-of-bright-yellow #Could-be-daisies #Don't-we-need-those?-Copy-that-visual.-Wait.-One-of-these-flowers-seems-to-be-on-the-move.-Say-again?-You're-reporting-a-moving-flower?-Affirmative.-That-was-on-the-line!-This-is-the-coolest.-What-is-it?-I-don't-know #but-I'm-loving-this-color.-It-smells-good.-Not-like-a-flower #but-I-like-it.-Yeah #fuzzy.-Chemical-y.-Careful #guys.-It's-a-little-grabby.-My-sweet-lord-of-bees!-Candy-brain #get-off-there!-Problem!-Guys!-This-could-be-bad.-Affirmative.-Very-close.-Gonna-hurt.-Mama's-little-boy.-You-are-way-out-of-position #rookie!-Coming-in-at-you-like-a-missile!-Help-me!-I-don't-think-these-are-flowers.-Should-we-tell-him?-I-think-he-knows.-What-is-this?!-Match-point!-You-can-start-packing-up #honey #because-you're-about-to-eat-it!-Yowser!-Gross.-There's-a-bee-in-the-car!-Do-something!-I'm-driving!-Hi #bee.-He's-back-here!-He's-going-to-sting-me!-Nobody-move.-If-you-don't-move #he-won't-sting-you.-Freeze!-He-blinked!-Spray-him #Granny!-What-are-you-doing?!-Wow...-the-tension-level-out-here-is-unbelievable.-I-gotta-get-home.-Can't-fly-in-rain.-Can't-fly-in-rain.-Can't-fly-in-rain.-Mayday!-Mayday!-Bee-going-down!-Ken #could-you-close-the-window-please?-Ken #could-you-close-the-window-please?-Check-out-my-new-resume.-I-made-it-into-a-fold-out-brochure.-You-see?-Folds-out.-Oh #no.-More-humans.-I-don't-need-this.-What-was-that?-Maybe-this-time.-This-time.-This-time.-This-time!-This-time!-This...-Drapes!-That-is-diabolical.-It's-fantastic.-It's-got-all-my-special-skills #even-my-top-ten-favorite-movies.-What's-number-one?-Star-Wars?-Nah #I-don't-go-for-that...-kind-of-stuff.-No-wonder-we-shouldn't-talk-to-them.-They're-out-of-their-minds.-When-I-leave-a-job-interview #they're-flabbergasted #can't-believe-what-I-say.-There's-the-sun.-Maybe-that's-a-way-out.-I-don't-remember-the-sun-having-a-big-75-on-it.-I-predicted-global-warming.-I-could-feel-it-getting-hotter.-At-first-I-thought-it-was-just-me.-Wait!-Stop!-Bee!-Stand-back.-These-are-winter-boots.-Wait!-Don't-kill-him!-You-know-I'm-allergic-to-them!-This-thing-could-kill-me!-Why-does-his-life-have-less-value-than-yours?-Why-does-his-life-have-any-less-value-than-mine?-Is-that-your-statement?-I'm-just-saying-all-life-has-value.-You-don't-know-what-he's-capable-of-feeling.-My-brochure!-There-you-go #little-guy.-I'm-not-scared-of-him.It's-an-allergic-thing.--Put-that-on-your-resume-brochure.-My-whole-face-could-puff-up.-Make-it-one-of-your-special-skills.-Knocking-someone-out-is-also-a-special-skill.-Right.-Bye #Vanessa.-Thanks.-Vanessa #next-week?-Yogurt-night?-Sure #Ken.-You-know #whatever.-You-could-put-carob-chips-on-there.-Bye.-Supposed-to-be-less-calories.-Bye.-I-gotta-say-something.-She-saved-my-life.-I-gotta-say-something.-All-right #here-it-goes.-Nah.-What-would-I-say?-I-could-really-get-in-trouble.-It's-a-bee-law.-You're-not-supposed-to-talk-to-a-human.-I-can't-believe-I'm-doing-this.-I've-got-to.-Oh #I-can't-do-it.-Come-on!-No.-Yes.-No.-Do-it.-I-can't.-How-should-I-start-it?-'You-like-jazz?'-No #that's-no-good.-Here-she-comes!-Speak #you-fool!-Hi!-I'm-sorry.-You're-talking.-Yes #I-know.-You're-talking!-I'm-so-sorry.-No #it's-OK.-It's-fine.-I-know-I'm-dreaming.-But-I-don't-recall-going-to-bed.-Well #I'm-sure-this-is-very-disconcerting.-This-is-a-bit-of-a-surprise-to-me.-I-mean #you're-a-bee!-I-am.-And-I'm-not-supposed-to-be-doing-this #Barry?-It's-pretty-big #but-they-were-all-trying-to-kill-me.-And-if-it-wasn't-for-you...-I-had-to-thank-you.-It's-just-how-I-was-raised.-That-was-a-little-weird.-I'm-talking-with-a-bee.-Yeah.-I'm-talking-to-a-bee.-And-the-bee-is-talking-to-me!-I-just-want-to-say-I'm-grateful.-I'll-leave-now.-Wait!-How-did-you-learn-to-do-that?-What?-The-talking-thing.-Same-way-you-did #I-guess.-'Mama #Dada #honey.'-You-pick-it-up.-That's-very-funny.-Yeah.-Bees-are-funny.-If-we-didn't-laugh #we'd-cry-with-what-we-have-to-deal-with.-Anyway...-Can-I...-get-you-something?-Like-what?-I-don't-know.-I-mean...-I-don't-know.-Coffee?-I-don't-want-to-put-you-out.-It's-no-trouble.-It-takes-two-minutes.-It's-just-coffee.-I-hate-to-impose.-Don't-be-ridiculous!-Actually #I-would-love-a-cup.-Hey #you-want-rum-cake?-I-shouldn't.-Have-some.-No #I-can't.-Come-on!-I'm-trying-to-lose-a-couple-micrograms.-Where?-These-stripes-don't-help.-You-look-great!-I-don't-know-if-you-know-anything-about-fashion.-Are-you-all-right?-No.-He's-making-the-tie-in-the-cab-as-they're-flying-up-Madison.-He-finally-gets-there.-He-runs-up-the-steps-into-the-church.-The-wedding-is-on.-And-he-says #'Watermelon?-I-thought-you-said-Guatemalan.-Why-would-I-marry-a-watermelon?'-Is-that-a-bee-joke?-That's-the-kind-of-stuff-we-do.-Yeah #different.-So #what-are-you-gonna-do #Barry?-About-work?-I-don't-know.-I-want-to-do-my-part-for-The-Hive #but-I-can't-do-it-the-way-they-want.-I-know-how-you-feel.-You-do?-Sure.-My-parents-wanted-me-to-be-a-lawyer-or-a-doctor #but-I-wanted-to-be-a-florist.-Really?-My-only-interest-is-flowers.-Our-new-queen-was-just-elected-with-that-same-campaign-slogan.-Anyway #if-you-look...-There's-my-hive-right-there.-See-it?-You're-in-Sheep-Meadow!-Yes!-I'm-right-off-the-Turtle-Pond!-No-way!-I-know-that-area.-I-lost-a-toe-ring-there-once.-Why-do-girls-put-rings-on-their-toes?-Why-not?-It's-like-putting-a-hat-on-your-knee.-Maybe-I'll-try-that.-You-all-right #ma'am?-Oh #yeah.-Fine.-Just-having-two-cups-of-coffee!-Anyway #this-has-been-great.-Thanks-for-the-coffee.-Yeah #it's-no-trouble.-Sorry-I-couldn't-finish-it.-If-I-did #I'd-be-up-the-rest-of-my-life.-Are-you...?-Can-I-take-a-piece-of-this-with-me?-Sure!-Here #have-a-crumb.-Thanks!-Yeah.-All-right.-Well #then...-I-guess-I'll-see-you-around.-Or-not.-OK #Barry.-And-thank-you-so-much-again...-for-before.-Oh #that?-That-was-nothing.-Well #not-nothing #but...-Anyway...-This-can't-possibly-work.-He's-all-set-to-go.-We-may-as-well-try-it.-OK #Dave #pull-the-chute.-Sounds-amazing.-It-was-amazing!-It-was-the-scariest #happiest-moment-of-my-life.-Humans!-I-can't-believe-you-were-with-humans!-Giant #scary-humans!-What-were-they-like?-Huge-and-crazy.-They-talk-crazy.-They-eat-crazy-giant-things.-They-drive-crazy.-Do-they-try-and-kill-you #like-on-TV?-Some-of-them.-But-some-of-them-don't.-How'd-you-get-back?-Poodle.-You-did-it #and-I'm-glad.-You-saw-whatever-you-wanted-to-see.-You-had-your-'experience.'-Now-you-can-pick-out-yourjob-and-be-normal.-Well...-Well?-Well #I-met-someone.-You-did?-Was-she-Bee-ish?-A-wasp?!-Your-parents-will-kill-you!-No #no #no #not-a-wasp.-Spider?-I'm-not-attracted-to-spiders.-I-know-it's-the-hottest-thing #with-the-eight-legs-and-all.-I-can't-get-by-that-face.-So-who-is-she?-She's...-human.-No #no.-That's-a-bee-law.-You-wouldn't-break-a-bee-law.-Her-name's-Vanessa.-Oh #boy.-She's-so-nice.-And-she's-a-florist!-Oh #no!-You're-dating-a-human-florist!-We're-not-dating.-You're-flying-outside-The-Hive #talking-to-humans-that-attack-our-homes-with-power-washers-and-M-80s!-One-eighth-a-stick-of-dynamite!-She-saved-my-life!-And-she-understands-me.-This-is-over!-Eat-this.-This-is-not-over!-What-was-that?-They-call-it-a-crumb.-It-was-so-stingin'-stripey!-And-that's-not-what-they-eat.-That's-what-falls-off-what-they-eat!-You-know-what-a-Cinnabon-is?-No.-It's-bread-and-cinnamon-and-frosting.-They-heat-it-up...-Sit-down!-...really-hot!-Listen-to-me!-We-are-not-them!-We're-us.-There's-us-and-there's-them!-Yes #but-who-can-deny-the-heart-that-is-yearning?-There's-no-yearning.-Stop-yearning.-Listen-to-me!-You-have-got-to-start-thinking-bee #my-friend.-Thinking-bee!-Thinking-bee.-Thinking-bee.-Thinking-bee!-Thinking-bee!-Thinking-bee!-Thinking-bee!-There-he-is.-He's-in-the-pool.-You-know-what-your-problem-is #Barry?-I-gotta-start-thinking-bee?-How-much-longer-will-this-go-on?-It's-been-three-days!-Why-aren't-you-working?-I've-got-a-lot-of-big-life-decisions-to-think-about.-What-life?-You-have-no-life!-You-have-no-job.-You're-barely-a-bee!-Would-it-kill-you-to-make-a-little-honey?-Barry #come-out.-Your-father's-talking-to-you.-Martin #would-you-talk-to-him?-Barry #I'm-talking-to-you!-You-coming?-Got-everything?-All-set!-Go-ahead.-I'll-catch-up.-Don't-be-too-long.-Watch-this!-Vanessa!-We're-still-here.-I-told-you-not-to-yell-at-him.-He-doesn't-respond-to-yelling!-Then-why-yell-at-me?-Because-you-don't-listen!-I'm-not-listening-to-this.-Sorry #I've-gotta-go.-Where-are-you-going?-I'm-meeting-a-friend.-A-girl?-Is-this-why-you-can't-decide?-Bye.-I-just-hope-she's-Bee-ish.-They-have-a-huge-parade-of-flowers-every-year-in-Pasadena?-To-be-in-the-Tournament-of-Roses #that's-every-florist's-dream!-Up-on-a-float #surrounded-by-flowers #crowds-cheering.-A-tournament.-Do-the-roses-compete-in-athletic-events?-No.-All-right #I've-got-one.-How-come-you-don't-fly-everywhere?-It's-exhausting.-Why-don't-you-run-everywhere?-It's-faster.-Yeah #OK #I-see #I-see.-All-right #your-turn.-TiVo.-You-can-just-freeze-live-TV?-That's-insane!-You-don't-have-that?-We-have-Hivo #but-it's-a-disease.-It's-a-horrible #horrible-disease.-Oh #my.-Dumb-bees!-You-must-want-to-sting-all-those-jerks.-We-try-not-to-sting.-It's-usually-fatal-for-us.-So-you-have-to-watch-your-temper.-Very-carefully.-You-kick-a-wall #take-a-walk #write-an-angry-letter-and-throw-it-out.-Work-through-it-like-any-emotion:-Anger #jealousy #lust.-Oh #my-goodness!-Are-you-OK?-Yeah.-What-is-wrong-with-you?!-It's-a-bug.-He's-not-bothering-anybody.-Get-out-of-here #you-creep!-What-was-that?-A-Pic-'N'-Save-circular?-Yeah #it-was.-How-did-you-know?-It-felt-like-about-10-pages.-Seventy-five-is-pretty-much-our-limit.-You've-really-got-that-down-to-a-science.-I-lost-a-cousin-to-Italian-Vogue.-I'll-bet.-What-in-the-name-of-Mighty-Hercules-is-this?-How-did-this-get-here?-cute-Bee #Golden-Blossom #Ray-Liotta-Private-Select?-Is-he-that-actor?-I-never-heard-of-him.-Why-is-this-here?-For-people.-We-eat-it.-You-don't-have-enough-food-of-your-own?-Well #yes.-How-do-you-get-it?-Bees-make-it.-I-know-who-makes-it!-And-it's-hard-to-make-it!-There's-heating #cooling #stirring.-You-need-a-whole-Krelman-thing!-It's-organic.-It's-our-ganic!-It's-just-honey #Barry.-Just-what?!-Bees-don't-know-about-this!-This-is-stealing!-A-lot-of-stealing!-You've-taken-our-homes #schools #hospitals!-This-is-all-we-have!-And-it's-on-sale?!-I'm-getting-to-the-bottom-of-this.-I'm-getting-to-the-bottom-of-all-of-this!-Hey #Hector.-You-almost-done?-Almost.-He-is-here.-I-sense-it.-Well #I-guess-I'll-go-home-now-and-just-leave-this-nice-honey-out #with-no-one-around.-You're-busted #box-boy!-I-knew-I-heard-something.-So-you-can-talk!-I-can-talk.-And-now-you'll-start-talking!-Where-you-getting-the-sweet-stuff?-Who's-your-supplier?-I-don't-understand.-I-thought-we-were-friends.-The-last-thing-we-want-to-do-is-upset-bees!-You're-too-late!-It's-ours-now!-You #sir #have-crossed-the-wrong-sword!-You #sir #will-be-lunch-for-my-iguana #Ignacio!-Where-is-the-honey-coming-from?-Tell-me-where!-Honey-Farms!-It-comes-from-Honey-Farms!-Crazy-person!-What-horrible-thing-has-happened-here?-These-faces #they-never-knew-what-hit-them.-And-now-they're-on-the-road-to-nowhere!-Just-keep-still.-What?-You're-not-dead?-Do-I-look-dead?-They-will-wipe-anything-that-moves.-Where-you-headed?-To-Honey-Farms.-I-am-onto-something-huge-here.-I'm-going-to-Alaska.-Moose-blood #crazy-stuff.-Blows-your-head-off!-I'm-going-to-Tacoma.-And-you?-He-really-is-dead.-All-right.-Uh-oh!-What-is-that?!-Oh #no!-A-wiper!-Triple-blade!-Triple-blade?-Jump-on!-It's-your-only-chance #bee!-Why-does-everything-have-to-be-so-doggone-clean?!-How-much-do-you-people-need-to-see?!-Open-your-eyes!-Stick-your-head-out-the-window!-From-NPR-News-in-Washington #I'm-Carl-Kasell.-But-don't-kill-no-more-bugs!-Bee!-Moose-blood-guy!!-You-hear-something?-Like-what?-Like-tiny-screaming.-Turn-off-the-radio.-Whassup #bee-boy?-Hey #Blood.-Just-a-row-of-honey-jars #as-far-as-the-eye-could-see.-Wow!-I-assume-wherever-this-truck-goes-is-where-they're-getting-it.-I-mean #that-honey's-ours.-Bees-hang-tight.-We're-all-jammed-in.-It's-a-close-community.-Not-us #man.-We-on-our-own.-Every-mosquito-on-his-own.-What-if-you-get-in-trouble?-You-a-mosquito #you-in-trouble.-Nobody-likes-us.-They-just-smack.-See-a-mosquito #smack #smack!-At-least-you're-out-in-the-world.-You-must-meet-girls.-Mosquito-girls-try-to-trade-up #get-with-a-moth #dragonfly.-Mosquito-girl-don't-want-no-mosquito.-You-got-to-be-kidding-me!-Mooseblood's-about-to-leave-the-building!-So-long #bee!-Hey #guys!-Mooseblood!-I-knew-I'd-catch-y'all-down-here.-Did-you-bring-your-crazy-straw?-We-throw-it-in-jars #slap-a-label-on-it #and-it's-pretty-much-pure-profit.-What-is-this-place?-A-bee's-got-a-brain-the-size-of-a-pinhead.-They-are-pinheads!-Pinhead.-Check-out-the-new-smoker.-Oh #sweet.-That's-the-one-you-want.-The-Thomas-3000!-Smoker?-Ninety-puffs-a-minute #semi-automatic.-Twice-the-nicotine #all-the-tar.-A-couple-breaths-of-this-knocks-them-right-out.-They-make-the-honey #and-we-make-the-money.-'They-make-the-honey #and-we-make-the-money'?-Oh #my!-What's-going-on?-Are-you-OK?-Yeah.-It-doesn't-last-too-long.-Do-you-know-you're-in-a-fake-hive-with-fake-walls?-Our-queen-was-moved-here.-We-had-no-choice.-This-is-your-queen?-That's-a-man-in-women's-clothes!-That's-a-drag-queen!-What-is-this?-Oh #no!-There's-hundreds-of-them!-Bee-honey.-Our-honey-is-being-brazenly-stolen-on-a-massive-scale!-This-is-worse-than-anything-bears-have-done!-I-intend-to-do-something.-Oh #Barry #stop.-Who-told-you-humans-are-taking-our-honey?-That's-a-rumor.-Do-these-look-like-rumors?-That's-a-conspiracy-theory.-These-are-obviously-doctored-photos.-How-did-you-get-mixed-up-in-this?-He's-been-talking-to-humans.-What?-Talking-to-humans?!-He-has-a-human-girlfriend.-And-they-make-out!-Make-out?-Barry!-We-do-not.-You-wish-you-could.-Whose-side-are-you-on?-The-bees!-I-dated-a-cricket-once-in-San-Antonio.-Those-crazy-legs-kept-me-up-all-night.-Barry #this-is-what-you-want-to-do-with-your-life?-I-want-to-do-it-for-all-our-lives.-Nobody-works-harder-than-bees!-Dad #I-remember-you-coming-home-so-overworked-your-hands-were-still-stirring.-You-couldn't-stop.-I-remember-that.-What-right-do-they-have-to-our-honey?-We-live-on-two-cups-a-year.-They-put-it-in-lip-balm-for-no-reason-whatsoever!-Even-if-it's-true #what-can-one-bee-do?-Sting-them-where-it-really-hurts.-In-the-face!-The-eye!-That-would-hurt.-No.-Up-the-nose?-That's-a-killer.-There's-only-one-place-you-can-sting-the-humans #one-place-where-it-matters.-Hive-at-Five #The-Hive's-only-full-hour-action-news-source.-No-more-bee-beards!-With-Bob-Bumble-at-the-anchor-desk.-Weather-with-Storm-Stinger.-Sports-with-Buzz-Larvi.-And-Jeanette-Chung.-Good-evening.-I'm-Bob-Bumble.-And-I'm-Jeanette-Ohung.-A-tri-county-bee #Barry-Benson #intends-to-sue-the-human-race-for-stealing-our-honey #packaging-it-and-profiting-from-it-illegally!-Tomorrow-night-on-Bee-Larry-King #we'll-have-three-former-queens-here-in-our-studio #discussing-their-new-book #classy-Ladies #out-this-week-on-Hexagon.-Tonight-we're-talking-to-Barry-Benson.-Did-you-ever-think #'I'm-a-kid-from-The-Hive.-I-can't-do-this'?-Bees-have-never-been-afraid-to-change-the-world.-What-about-Bee-Oolumbus?-Bee-Gandhi?-Bejesus?-Where-I'm-from #we'd-never-sue-humans.-We-were-thinking-of-stickball-or-candy-stores.-How-old-are-you?-The-bee-community-is-supporting-you-in-this-case #which-will-be-the-trial-of-the-bee-century.-You-know #they-have-a-Larry-King-in-the-human-world-too.-It's-a-common-name.-Next-week...-He-looks-like-you-and-has-a-show-and-suspenders-and-colored-dots...-Next-week...-Glasses #quotes-on-the-bottom-from-the-guest-even-though-you-just-heard-'em.-Bear-Week-next-week!-They're-scary #hairy-and-here-live.-Always-leans-forward #pointy-shoulders #squinty-eyes #very-Jewish.-In-tennis #you-attack-at-the-point-of-weakness!-It-was-my-grandmother #Ken.-She's-81.-Honey #her-backhand's-a-joke!-I'm-not-gonna-take-advantage-of-that?-Quiet #please.-Actual-work-going-on-here.-Is-that-that-same-bee?-Yes #it-is!-I'm-helping-him-sue-the-human-race.-Hello.-Hello #bee.-This-is-Ken.-Yeah #I-remember-you.-Timberland #size-ten-and-a-half.-Vibram-sole #I-believe.-Why-does-he-talk-again?-Listen #you-better-go-'cause-we're-really-busy-working.-But-it's-our-yogurt-night!-Bye-bye.-Why-is-yogurt-night-so-difficult?!-You-poor-thing.-You-two-have-been-at-this-for-hours!-Yes #and-Adam-here-has-been-a-huge-help.-Frosting...-How-many-sugars?-Just-one.-I-try-not-to-use-the-competition.-So-why-are-you-helping-me?-Bees-have-good-qualities.-And-it-takes-my-mind-off-the-shop.-Instead-of-flowers #people-are-giving-balloon-bouquets-now.-Those-are-great #if-you're-three.-And-artificial-flowers.-Oh #those-just-get-me-psychotic!-Yeah #me-too.-Bent-stingers #pointless-pollination.-Bees-must-hate-those-fake-things!-Nothing-worse-than-a-daffodil-that's-had-work-done.-Maybe-this-could-make-up-for-it-a-little-bit.-This-lawsuit's-a-pretty-big-deal.-I-guess.-You-sure-you-want-to-go-through-with-it?-Am-I-sure?-When-I'm-done-with-the-humans #they-won't-be-able-to-say #'Honey #I'm-home #'-without-paying-a-royalty!-It's-an-incredible-scene-here-in-downtown-Manhattan #where-the-world-anxiously-waits #because-for-the-first-time-in-history #we-will-hear-for-ourselves-if-a-honeybee-can-actually-speak.-What-have-we-gotten-into-here #isn't-it?-I-can't-believe-how-many-humans-don't-work-during-the-day.-You-think-billion-dollar-multinational-food-companies-have-good-lawyers?-Everybody-needs-to-stay-behind-the-barricade.-What's-the-matter?-I-don't-know #I-just-got-a-chill.-Well #if-it-isn't-the-bee-team.-You-boys-work-on-this?-All-rise!-The-Honorable-Judge-Bumbleton-presiding.-All-right.-Case-number-4475 #Superior-Court-of-New-York #Barry-Bee-Benson-v.-the-Honey-Industry-is-now-in-session.-Mr.-Montgomery #you're-representing-the-five-food-companies-collectively?-A-privilege.-Mr.-Benson...-you're-representing-all-the-bees-of-the-world?-I'm-kidding.-Yes #Your-Honor #we're-ready-to-proceed.-Mr.-Montgomery #your-opening-statement #please.-Ladies-and-gentlemen-of-the-jury #my-grandmother-was-a-simple-woman.-Born-on-a-farm #she-believed-it-was-man's-divine-right-to-benefit-from-the-bounty-of-nature-God-put-before-us.-If-we-lived-in-the-topsy-turvy-world-Mr.-Benson-imagines #just-think-of-what-would-it-mean.-I-would-have-to-negotiate-with-the-silkworm-for-the-elastic-in-my-britches!-Talking-bee!-How-do-we-know-this-isn't-some-sort-of-holographic-motion-picture-capture-Hollywood-wizardry?-They-could-be-using-laser-beams!-Robotics!-Ventriloquism!-Cloning!-For-all-we-know #he-could-be-on-steroids!-Mr.-Benson?-Ladies-and-gentlemen #there's-no-trickery-here.-I'm-just-an-ordinary-bee.-Honey's-pretty-important-to-me.-It's-important-to-all-bees.-We-invented-it!-We-make-it.-And-we-protect-it-with-our-lives.-Unfortunately #there-are-some-people-in-this-room-who-think-they-can-take-it-from-us-'cause-we're-the-little-guys!-I'm-hoping-that #after-this-is-all-over #you'll-see-how #by-taking-our-honey #you-not-only-take-everything-we-have-but-everything-we-are!-I-wish-he'd-dress-like-that-all-the-time.-So-nice!-Call-your-first-witness.-So #Mr.-Klauss-Vanderhayden-of-Honey-Farms #big-company-you-have.-I-suppose-so.-I-see-you-also-own-Honeyburton-and-Honron!-Yes #they-provide-beekeepers-for-our-farms.-Beekeeper.-I-find-that-to-be-a-very-disturbing-term.-I-don't-imagine-you-employ-any-bee-free-ers #do-you?-No.-I-couldn't-hear-you.-No.-No.-Because-you-don't-free-bees.-You-keep-bees.-Not-only-that #it-seems-you-thought-a-bear-would-be-an-appropriate-image-for-a-jar-of-honey.-They're-very-lovable-creatures.-Yogi-Bear #Fozzie-Bear #Build-A-Bear.-You-mean-like-this?-Bears-kill-bees!-How'd-you-like-his-head-crashing-through-your-living-room?!-Biting-into-your-couch!-Spitting-out-your-throw-pillows!-OK #that's-enough.-Take-him-away.-So #Mr.-Sting #thank-you-for-being-here.-Your-name-intrigues-me.-Where-have-I-heard-it-before?-I-was-with-a-band-called-The-Police.-But-you've-never-been-a-police-officer #have-you?-No #I-haven't.-No #you-haven't.-And-so-here-we-have-yet-another-example-of-bee-culture-casually-stolen-by-a-human-for-nothing-more-than-a-prance-about-stage-name.-Oh #please.-Have-you-ever-been-stung #Mr.-Sting?-Because-I'm-feeling-a-little-stung #Sting.-Or-should-I-say...-Mr.-Gordon-M.-Sumner!-That's-not-his-real-name?!-You-idiots!-Mr.-Liotta #first #belated-congratulations-on-your-Emmy-win-for-a-guest-spot-on-ER-in-2005.-Thank-you.-Thank-you.-I-see-from-your-resume-that-you're-devilishly-handsome-with-a-churning-inner-turmoil-that's-ready-to-blow.-I-enjoy-what-I-do.-Is-that-a-crime?-Not-yet-it-isn't.-But-is-this-what-it's-come-to-for-you?-Exploiting-tiny #helpless-bees-so-you-don't-have-to-rehearse-your-part-and-learn-your-lines #sir?-Watch-it #Benson!-I-could-blow-right-now!-This-isn't-a-goodfella.-This-is-a-badfella!-Why-doesn't-someone-just-step-on-this-creep #and-we-can-all-go-home?!-Order-in-this-court!-You're-all-thinking-it!-Order!-Order #I-say!-Say-it!-Mr.-Liotta #please-sit-down!-I-think-it-was-awfully-nice-of-that-bear-to-pitch-in-like-that.-I-think-the-jury's-on-our-side.-Are-we-doing-everything-right #legally?-I'm-a-florist.-Right.-Well #here's-to-a-great-team.-To-a-great-team!-Well #hello.-Ken!-Hello.-I-didn't-think-you-were-coming.-No #I-was-just-late-I-tried-to-call #but...-the-battery.-I-didn't-want-all-this-to-go-to-waste #so-I-called-Barry.-Luckily #he-was-free.-Oh #that-was-lucky.-There's-a-little-left.-I-could-heat-it-up.-Yeah #heat-it-up #sure #whatever.-So-I-hear-you're-quite-a-tennis-player.-I'm-not-much-for-the-game-myself.-The-ball's-a-little-grabby.-That's-where-I-usually-sit.-Right...-there.-Ken #Barry-was-looking-at-your-resume #and-he-agreed-with-me-that-eating-with-chopsticks-isn't-really-a-special-skill.-You-think-I-don't-see-what-you're-doing?-I-know-how-hard-it-is-to-find-the-right-job.-We-have-that-in-common.-Do-we?-Bees-have-100-percent-employment #but-we-do-jobs-like-taking-the-crud-out.-That's-just-what-I-was-thinking-about-doing.-Ken #I-let-Barry-borrow-your-razor-for-his-fuzz.-I-hope-that-was-all-right.-I'm-going-to-drain-the-old-stinger.-Yeah #you-do-that.-Look-at-that.-You-know #I've-just-about-had-it-with-your-little-Mind-Games.-What's-that?-Italian-Vogue.-Mamma-mia #that's-a-lot-of-pages.-A-lot-of-ads.-Remember-what-Van-said #why-is-your-life-more-valuable-than-mine?-Funny #I-just-can't-seem-to-recall-that!-I-think-something-stinks-in-here!-I-love-the-smell-of-flowers.-How-do-you-like-the-smell-of-flames?!-Not-as-much.-Water-bug!-Not-taking-sides!-Ken #I'm-wearing-a-Chapstick-hat!-This-is-pathetic!-I've-got-issues!-Well #well #well #a-royal-flush!-You're-bluffing.-Am-I?-Surf's-up #dude!-Poo-water!-That-bowl-is-gnarly.-Except-for-those-dirty-yellow-rings!-Kenneth!-What-are-you-doing?!-You-know #I-don't-even-like-honey!-I-don't-eat-it!-We-need-to-talk!-He's-just-a-little-bee!-And-he-happens-to-be-the-nicest-bee-I've-met-in-a-long-time!-Long-time?-What-are-you-talking-about?!-Are-there-other-bugs-in-your-life?--No #but-there-are-other-things-bugging-me-in-life.-And-you're-one-of-them!-Fine!-Talking-bees #no-yogurt-night...-My-nerves-are-fried-from-riding-on-this-emotional-roller-coaster!-Goodbye #Ken.-And-for-your-information #I-prefer-sugar-free #artificial-sweeteners-made-by-man!-I'm-sorry-about-all-that.-I-know-it's-got-an-aftertaste!-I-like-it!-I-always-felt-there-was-some-kind-of-barrier-between-Ken-and-me.-I-couldn't-overcome-it.-Oh #well.-Are-you-OK-for-the-trial?-I-believe-Mr.-Montgomery-is-about-out-of-ideas.-We-would-like-to-call-Mr.-Barry-Benson-Bee-to-the-stand.-Good-idea!-You-can-really-see-why-he's-considered-one-of-the-best-lawyers...-Yeah.-Layton #you've-gotta-weave-some-magic-with-this-jury #or-it's-gonna-be-all-over.-Don't-worry.-The-only-thing-I-have-to-do-to-turn-this-jury-around-is-to-remind-them-of-what-they-don't-like-about-bees.-You-got-the-tweezers?-Are-you-allergic?-Only-to-losing #son.-Only-to-losing.-Mr.-Benson-Bee #I'll-ask-you-what-I-think-we'd-all-like-to-know.-What-exactly-is-your-relationship-to-that-woman?-We're-friends.-Good-friends?-Yes.-How-good?-Do-you-live-together?-Wait-a-minute...-Are-you-her-little...-bedbug?-I've-seen-a-bee-documentary-or-two.-From-what-I-understand #doesn't-your-queen-give-birth-to-all-the-bee-children?-Yeah #but...-So-those-aren't-your-real-parents!-Oh #Barry...-Yes #they-are!-Hold-me-back!-You're-an-illegitimate-bee #aren't-you #Benson?-He's-denouncing-bees!-Don't-y'all-date-your-cousins?-Objection!-I'm-going-to-pincushion-this-guy!-Adam #don't!-It's-what-he-wants!-Oh #I'm-hit!!-Oh #lordy #I-am-hit!-Order!-Order!-The-venom!-The-venom-is-coursing-through-my-veins!-I-have-been-felled-by-a-winged-beast-of-destruction!-You-see?-You-can't-treat-them-like-equals!-They're-striped-savages!-Stinging's-the-only-thing-they-know!-It's-their-way!-Adam #stay-with-me.-I-can't-feel-my-legs.-What-Angel-of-Mercy-will-come-forward-to-suck-the-poison-from-my-heaving-buttocks?-I-will-have-order-in-this-court.-Order!-Order #please!-The-case-of-the-honeybees-versus-the-human-race-took-a-pointed-Turn-Against-the-bees-yesterday-when-one-of-their-legal-team-stung-Layton-T.-Montgomery.-Hey #buddy.-Hey.-Is-there-much-pain?-Yeah.-I...-I-blew-the-whole-case #didn't-I?-It-doesn't-matter.-What-matters-is-you're-alive.-You-could-have-died.-I'd-be-better-off-dead.-Look-at-me.-They-got-it-from-the-cafeteria-downstairs #in-a-tuna-sandwich.-Look #there's-a-little-celery-still-on-it.-What-was-it-like-to-sting-someone?-I-can't-explain-it.-It-was-all...-All-adrenaline-and-then...and-then-ecstasy!-All-right.-You-think-it-was-all-a-trap?-Of-course.-I'm-sorry.-I-flew-us-right-into-this.-What-were-we-thinking?-Look-at-us.-We're-just-a-couple-of-bugs-in-this-world.-What-will-the-humans-do-to-us-if-they-win?-I-don't-know.-I-hear-they-put-the-roaches-in-motels.-That-doesn't-sound-so-bad.-Adam #they-check-in #but-they-don't-check-out!-Oh #my.-Could-you-get-a-nurse-to-close-that-window?-Why?-The-smoke.-Bees-don't-smoke.-Right.-Bees-don't-smoke.-Bees-don't-smoke!-But-some-bees-are-smoking.-That's-it!-That's-our-case!-It-is?-It's-not-over?-Get-dressed.-I've-gotta-go-somewhere.-Get-back-to-the-court-and-stall.-Stall-any-way-you-can.-And-assuming-you've-done-step-correctly #you're-ready-for-the-tub.-Mr.-Flayman.-Yes?-Yes #Your-Honor!-Where-is-the-rest-of-your-team?-Well #Your-Honor #it's-interesting.-Bees-are-trained-to-fly-haphazardly #and-as-a-result #we-don't-make-very-good-time.-I-actually-heard-a-funny-story-about...-Your-Honor #haven't-these-ridiculous-bugs-taken-up-enough-of-this-court's-valuable-time?-How-much-longer-will-we-allow-these-absurd-shenanigans-to-go-on?-They-have-presented-no-compelling-evidence-to-support-their-charges-against-my-clients #who-run-legitimate-businesses.-I-move-for-a-complete-dismissal-of-this-entire-case!-Mr.-Flayman #I'm-afraid-I'm-going-to-have-to-consider-Mr.-Montgomery's-motion.-But-you-can't!-We-have-a-terrific-case.-Where-is-your-proof?-Where-is-the-evidence?-Show-me-the-smoking-gun!-Hold-it #Your-Honor!-You-want-a-smoking-gun?-Here-is-your-smoking-gun.-What-is-that?-It's-a-bee-smoker!-What #this?-This-harmless-little-contraption?-This-couldn't-hurt-a-fly #let-alone-a-bee.-Look-at-what-has-happened-to-bees-who-have-never-been-asked #'Smoking-or-non?'-Is-this-what-nature-intended-for-us?-To-be-forcibly-addicted-to-smoke-machines-and-man-made-wooden-slat-work-camps?-Living-out-our-lives-as-honey-slaves-to-the-white-man?-What-are-we-gonna-do?-He's-playing-the-species-card.-Ladies-and-gentlemen #please #free-these-bees!-Free-the-bees!-Free-the-bees!-Free-the-bees!-Free-the-bees!-Free-the-bees!-The-court-finds-in-favor-of-the-bees!-Vanessa #we-won!-I-knew-you-could-do-it!-High-five!-Sorry.-I'm-OK!-You-know-what-this-means?-All-the-honey-will-finally-belong-to-the-bees.-Now-we-won't-have-to-work-so-hard-all-the-time.-This-is-an-unholy-perversion-of-the-balance-of-nature #Benson.-You'll-regret-this.-Barry #how-much-honey-is-out-there?-All-right.-One-at-a-time.-Barry #who-are-you-wearing?-My-sweater-is-Ralph-Lauren #and-I-have-no-pants.-What-if-Montgomery's-right?-What-do-you-mean?-We've-been-living-the-bee-way-a-long-time #27-million-years.-Congratulations-on-your-victory.-What-will-you-demand-as-a-settlement?-First #we'll-demand-a-complete-shutdown-of-all-bee-work-camps.-Then-we-want-back-the-honey-that-was-ours-to-begin-with #every-last-drop.-We-demand-an-end-to-the-glorification-of-the-bear-as-anything-more-than-a-filthy #smelly #bad-breath-stink-machine.-We're-all-aware-of-what-they-do-in-the-woods.-Wait-for-my-signal.-Take-him-out.-He'll-have-nauseous-for-a-few-hours #then-he'll-be-fine.-And-we-will-no-longer-tolerate-bee-negative-nicknames...-But-it's-just-a-prance-about-stage-name!-...unnecessary-inclusion-of-honey-in-bogus-health-products-and-la-dee-da-human-tea-time-snack-garnishments.-Can't-breathe.-Bring-it-in #boys!-Hold-it-right-there!-Good.-Tap-it.-Mr.-Buzzwell #we-just-passed-three-cups-and-there's-gallons-more-coming!-I-think-we-need-to-shut-down!-Shut-down?-We've-never-shut-down.-Shut-down-honey-production!-Stop-making-honey!-Turn-your-key #sir!-What-do-we-do-now?-Cannonball!-We're-shutting-honey-production!-Mission-abort.-Aborting-pollination-and-nectar-detail.-Returning-to-base.-Adam #you-wouldn't-believe-how-much-honey-was-out-there.-Oh #yeah?-What's-going-on?-Where-is-everybody?-Are-they-out-celebrating?-They're-home.-They-don't-know-what-to-do.-Laying-out #sleeping-in.-I-heard-your-Uncle-Carl-was-on-his-way-to-San-Antonio-with-a-cricket.-At-least-we-got-our-honey-back.-Sometimes-I-think #so-what-if-humans-liked-our-honey?-Who-wouldn't?-It's-the-greatest-thing-in-the-world!-I-was-excited-to-be-part-of-making-it.-This-was-my-new-desk.-This-was-my-new-job.-I-wanted-to-do-it-really-well.-And-now...-Now-I-can't.-I-don't-understand-why-they're-not-happy.-I-thought-their-lives-would-be-better!-They're-doing-nothing.-It's-amazing.-Honey-really-changes-people.-You-don't-have-any-idea-what's-going-on #do-you?-What-did-you-want-to-show-me?-This.-What-happened-here?-That-is-not-the-half-of-it.-Oh #no.-Oh #my.-They're-all-wilting.-Doesn't-look-very-good #does-it?-No.-And-whose-fault-do-you-think-that-is?-You-know #I'm-gonna-guess-bees.-Bees?-Specifically #me.-I-didn't-think-bees-not-needing-to-make-honey-would-affect-all-these-things.-It's-not-just-flowers.-Fruits #vegetables #they-all-need-bees.-That's-our-whole-SAT-test-right-there.-Take-away-produce #that-affects-the-entire-animal-kingdom.-And-then #of-course...-The-human-species?-So-if-there's-no-more-pollination #it-could-all-just-go-south-here #couldn't-it?-I-know-this-is-also-partly-my-fault.-How-about-a-suicide-pact?-How-do-we-do-it?-I'll-sting-you #you-step-on-me.-That-just-kills-you-twice.-Right #right.-Listen #Barry...-sorry #but-I-gotta-get-going.-I-had-to-open-my-mouth-and-talk.-Vanessa?-Vanessa?-Why-are-you-leaving?-Where-are-you-going?-To-the-final-Tournament-of-Roses-parade-in-Pasadena.-They've-moved-it-to-this-weekend-because-all-the-flowers-are-dying.-It's-the-Last-Chance-I'll-ever-have-to-see-it.-Vanessa #I-just-wanna-say-I'm-sorry.-I-never-meant-it-to-turn-out-like-this.-I-know.-Me-neither.-Tournament-of-Roses.-Roses-can't-do-sports.-Wait-a-minute.-Roses.-Roses?-Roses!-Vanessa!-Roses?!-Barry?-Roses-are-flowers!-Yes #they-are.-Flowers #bees #pollen!-I-know.-That's-why-this-is-the-last-parade.-Maybe-not.-Could-you-ask-him-to-slow-down?-Could-you-slow-down?-Barry!-OK #I-made-a-huge-mistake.-This-is-a-total-disaster #all-my-fault.-Yes #it-kind-of-is.-I've-ruined-the-planet.-I-wanted-to-help-you-with-the-flower-shop.-I've-made-it-worse.-Actually #it's-completely-closed-down.-I-thought-maybe-you-were-remodeling.-But-I-have-another-idea #and-it's-greater-than-my-previous-ideas-combined.-I-don't-want-to-hear-it!-All-right #they-have-the-roses #the-roses-have-the-pollen.-I-know-every-bee #plant-and-flower-bud-in-this-park.-All-we-gotta-do-is-get-what-they've-got-back-here-with-what-we've-got.-Bees.-Park.-Pollen!-Flowers.-Repollination!-Across-the-nation!-Tournament-of-Roses #Pasadena #California.-They've-got-nothing-but-flowers #floats-and-cotton-candy.-Security-will-be-tight.-I-have-an-idea.-Vanessa-Bloome #FTD.-Official-floral-business.-It's-real.-Sorry #ma'am.-Nice-brooch.-Thank-you.-It-was-a-gift.-Once-inside #we-just-pick-the-right-float.-How-about-The-Princess-and-the-Pea?-I-could-be-the-princess #and-you-could-be-the-pea!-Yes #I-got-it.-Where-should-I-sit?-What-are-you?-I-believe-I'm-the-pea.-The-pea?-It-goes-under-the-mattresses.-Not-in-this-fairy-tale #sweetheart.-I'm-getting-the-marshal.-You-do-that!-This-whole-parade-is-a-fiasco!-Let's-see-what-this-baby'll-do.-Hey #what-are-you-doing?!-Then-all-we-do-is-blend-in-with-traffic...-without-arousing-suspicion.-Once-at-the-airport #there's-no-stopping-us.-Stop!-Security.-You-and-your-insect-pack-your-float?-Yes.-Has-it-been-in-your-possession-the-entire-time?-Would-you-remove-your-shoes?-Remove-your-stinger.-It's-part-of-me.-I-know.-Just-having-some-fun.-Enjoy-your-flight.-Then-if-we're-lucky #we'll-have-just-enough-pollen-to-do-the-job.-Can-you-believe-how-lucky-we-are?-We-have-just-enough-pollen-to-do-the-job!-I-think-this-is-gonna-work.-It's-got-to-work.-Attention #passengers #this-is-Captain-Scott.-We-have-a-bit-of-bad-weather-in-New-York.-It-looks-like-we'll-experience-a-couple-hours-delay.-Barry #these-are-cut-flowers-with-no-water.-They'll-never-make-it.-I-gotta-get-up-there-and-talk-to-them.-Be-careful.-Can-I-get-help-with-the-Sky-Mall-magazine?-I'd-like-to-order-the-talking-inflatable-nose-and-ear-hair-trimmer.-Captain #I'm-in-a-real-situation.-What'd-you-say #Hal?-Nothing.-Bee!-Don't-freak-out!-My-entire-species...-What-are-you-doing?-Wait-a-minute!-I'm-an-attorney!-Who's-an-attorney?-Don't-move.-Oh #Barry.-Good-afternoon #passengers.-This-is-your-captain.-Would-a-Miss-Vanessa-Bloome-in-24B-please-report-to-the-cockpit?-And-please-hurry!-What-happened-here?-There-was-a-DustBuster #a-toupee #a-life-raft-exploded.-One's-bald #one's-in-a-boat #they're-both-unconscious!-Is-that-another-bee-joke?-No!-No-one's-flying-the-plane!-This-is-JFK-control-tower #Flight-356.-What's-your-status?-This-is-Vanessa-Bloome.-I'm-a-florist-from-New-York.-Where's-the-pilot?-He's-unconscious #and-so-is-the-copilot.-Not-good.-Does-anyone-onboard-have-flight-experience?-As-a-matter-of-fact #there-is.-Who's-that?-Barry-Benson.-From-the-honey-trial?!-Oh #great.-Vanessa #this-is-nothing-more-than-a-big-metal-bee.-It's-got-giant-wings #huge-engines.-I-can't-fly-a-plane.-Why-not?-Isn't-John-Travolta-a-pilot?-Yes.-How-hard-could-it-be?-Wait #Barry!-We're-headed-into-some-lightning.-This-is-Bob-Bumble.-We-have-some-late-breaking-news-from-JFK-Airport #where-a-suspenseful-scene-is-developing.-Barry-Benson #fresh-from-his-legal-victory...-That's-Barry!-...is-attempting-to-land-a-plane #loaded-with-people #flowers-and-an-incapacitated-flight-crew.-Flowers?!-We-have-a-storm-in-the-area-and-two-individuals-at-the-controls-with-absolutely-no-flight-experience.-Just-a-minute.-There's-a-bee-on-that-plane.-I'm-quite-familiar-with-Mr.-Benson-and-his-no-account-compadres.-They've-done-enough-damage.-But-isn't-he-your-only-hope?-Technically #a-bee-shouldn't-be-able-to-fly-at-all.-Their-wings-are-too-small...-Haven't-we-heard-this-a-million-times?-'The-surface-area-of-the-wings-and-body-mass-make-no-sense.'-Get-this-on-the-air!-Got-it.-Stand-by.-We're-going-live.-The-way-we-work-may-be-a-mystery-to-you.-Making-honey-takes-a-lot-of-bees-doing-a-lot-of-small-jobs.-But-let-me-tell-you-about-a-small-job.-If-you-do-it-well #it-makes-a-big-difference.-More-than-we-realized.-To-us #to-everyone.-That's-why-I-want-to-get-bees-back-to-working-together.-That's-the-bee-way!-We're-not-made-of-Jell-O.-We-get-behind-a-fellow.-Black-and-yellow!-Hello!-Left #right #down #hover.-Hover?-Forget-hover.-This-isn't-so-hard.-Beep-beep!-Beep-beep!-Barry #what-happened?!-Wait #I-think-we-were-on-autopilot-the-whole-time.-That-may-have-been-helping-me.-And-now-we're-not!-So-it-turns-out-I-cannot-fly-a-plane.-All-of-you #let's-get-behind-this-fellow!-Move-it-out!-Move-out!-Our-only-chance-is-if-I-do-what-I'd-do #you-copy-me-with-the-wings-of-the-plane!-Don't-have-to-yell.-I'm-not-yelling!-We're-in-a-lot-of-trouble.-It's-very-hard-to-concentrate-with-that-panicky-tone-in-your-voice!-It's-not-a-tone.-I'm-panicking!-I-can't-do-this!-Vanessa #pull-yourself-together.-You-have-to-snap-out-of-it!-You-snap-out-of-it.-You-snap-out-of-it.-You-snap-out-of-it!-You-snap-out-of-it!-You-snap-out-of-it!-You-snap-out-of-it!-You-snap-out-of-it!-You-snap-out-of-it!-Hold-it!-Why?-Come-on #it's-my-turn.-How-is-the-plane-flying?-I-don't-know.-Hello?-Benson #got-any-flowers-for-a-happy-occasion-in-there?-The-Pollen-Jocks!-They-do-get-behind-a-fellow.-Black-and-yellow.-Hello.-All-right #let's-drop-this-tin-can-on-the-blacktop.-Where?-I-can't-see-anything.-Can-you?-No #nothing.-It's-all-cloudy.-Come-on.-You-got-to-think-bee #Barry.-Thinking-bee.-Thinking-bee.-Thinking-bee!-Thinking-bee!-Thinking-bee!-Wait-a-minute.-I-think-I'm-feeling-something.-What?-I-don't-know.-It's-strong #pulling-me.-Like-a-27-million-year-old-instinct.-Bring-the-nose-down.-Thinking-bee!-Thinking-bee!-Thinking-bee!-What-in-the-world-is-on-the-tarmac?-Get-some-lights-on-that!-Thinking-bee!-Thinking-bee!-Thinking-bee!-Vanessa #aim-for-the-flower.-OK.-Cut-the-engines.-We're-going-in-on-bee-power.-Ready #boys?-Affirmative!-Good.-Good.-Easy #now.-That's-it.-Land-on-that-flower!-Ready?-Full-reverse!-Spin-it-around!-Not-that-flower!-The-other-one!-Which-one?-That-flower.-I'm-aiming-at-the-flower!-That's-a-fat-guy-in-a-flowered-shirt.-I-mean-the-giant-pulsating-flower-made-of-millions-of-bees!-Pull-forward.-Nose-down.-Tail-up.-Rotate-around-it.-This-is-insane #Barry!-This's-the-only-way-I-know-how-to-fly.-Am-I-koo-koo-kachoo #or-is-this-plane-flying-in-an-insect-like-pattern?-Get-your-nose-in-there.-Don't-be-afraid.-Smell-it.-Full-reverse!-Just-drop-it.-Be-a-part-of-it.-Aim-for-the-center!-Now-drop-it-in!-Drop-it-in #woman!-Come-on #already.-Barry #we-did-it!-You-taught-me-how-to-fly!-Yes.-No-high-five!-Right.-Barry #it-worked!-Did-you-see-the-giant-flower?-What-giant-flower?-Where?-Of-course-I-saw-the-flower!-That-was-genius!-Thank-you.-But-we're-not-done-yet.-Listen #everyone!-This-runway-is-covered-with-the-last-pollen-from-the-last-flowers-available-anywhere-on-Earth.-That-means-this-is-our-Last-Chance.-We're-the-only-ones-who-make-honey #pollinate-flowers-and-dress-like-this.-If-we're-gonna-survive-as-a-species #this-is-our-moment!-What-do-you-say?-Are-we-going-to-be-bees #or-just-Museum-of-Natural-History-keychains?-We're-bees!-Keychain!-Then-follow-me!-Except-Keychain.-Hold-on #Barry.-Here.-You've-earned-this.-Yeah!-I'm-a-Pollen-Jock!-And-it's-a-perfect-fit.-All-I-gotta-do-are-the-sleeves.-Oh #yeah.-That's-our-Barry.-Mom!-The-bees-are-back!-If-anybody-needs-to-make-a-call #now's-the-time.-I-got-a-feeling-we'll-be-working-late-tonight!-Here's-your-change.-Have-a-great-afternoon!-Can-I-help-who's-next?-Would-you-like-some-honey-with-that?-It-is-bee-approved.-Don't-forget-these.-Milk #cream #cheese #it's-all-me.--And-I-don't-see-a-nickel!-Sometimes-I-just-feel-like-a-piece-of-meat!-I-had-no-idea.-Barry #I'm-sorry.-Have-you-got-a-moment?-Would-you-excuse-me?-My-mosquito-associate-will-help-you.-Sorry-I'm-late.-He's-a-lawyer-too?-I-was-already-a-blood-sucking-parasite.-All-I-needed-was-a-briefcase.-Have-a-great-afternoon!-Barry #I-just-got-this-huge-tulip-order #and-I-can't-get-them-anywhere.-No-problem #Vannie.-Just-leave-it-to-me.-You're-a-lifesaver #Barry.-Can-I-help-who's-next?-All-right #scramble #jocks!-It's-time-to-fly.-Thank-you #Barry!-That-bee-is-living-my-life!-Let-it-go #Kenny.-When-will-this-nightmare-end?!-Let-it-all-go.-Beautiful-day-to-fly.-Sure-is.-Between-you-and-me #I-was-dying-to-get-out-of-that-office.-You-have-got-to-start-thinking-bee #my-friend.-Thinking-bee!-Me?-Hold-it.-Let's-just-stop-for-a-second.-Hold-it.-I'm-sorry.-I'm-sorry #everyone.-Can-we-stop-here?-I'm-not-making-a-major-life-decision-during-a-production-number!-All-right.-Take-ten #everybody.-Wrap-it-up #guys.-I-had-virtually-no-rehearsal-for-that.
    #theroseshavethepolleniknoweverybee #plantandflowerbudinthisparkallwegottadoisgetwhattheyvegotbackherewithwhatwevegotbeesparkpollenflowersrepollinationacrossthenationtournamentofroses #pasadena #californiatheyvegotnothingbutflowers #floatsandcottoncandysecuritywillbetightihaveanideavanessabloome #ftdofficialfloralbusinessitsrealsorry
  2. gabboman the wafrn dev @[email protected] ·
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    no wait im on wafrn. I need to use the power of tags


    #According-to-all-known-laws-of-aviation #there-is-no-way-a-bee-should-be-able-to-fly.-Its-wings-are-too-small-to-get-its-fat-little-body-off-the-ground.-The-bee #of-course #flies-anyway-because-bees-don't-care-what-humans-think-is-impossible.-Yellow #black.-Yellow #black.-Yellow #black.-Yellow #black.-Ooh #black-and-yellow!-Let's-shake-it-up-a-little.-Barry!-Breakfast-is-ready!-Coming!-Hang-on-a-second.-Hello?-Barry?-Adam?-Can-you-believe-this-is-happening?-I-can't.-I'll-pick-you-up.-Looking-sharp.-Use-the-stairs #Your-father-paid-good-money-for-those.-Sorry.-I'm-excited.-Here's-the-graduate.-We're-very-proud-of-you #son.-A-perfect-report-card #all-B's.-Very-proud.-Ma!-I-got-a-thing-going-here.-You-got-lint-on-your-fuzz.-Ow!-That's-me!-Wave-to-us!-We'll-be-in-row-118 #000.-Bye!-Barry #I-told-you #stop-flying-in-the-house!-Hey #Adam.-Hey #Barry.-Is-that-fuzz-gel?-A-little.-Special-day #graduation.-Never-thought-I'd-make-it.-Three-days-grade-school #three-days-high-school.-Those-were-awkward.-Three-days-college.-I'm-glad-I-took-a-day-and-hitchhiked-around-The-Hive.-You-did-come-back-different.-Hi #Barry.-Artie #growing-a-mustache?-Looks-good.-Hear-about-Frankie?-Yeah.-You-going-to-the-funeral?-No #I'm-not-going.-Everybody-knows #sting-someone #you-die.-Don't-waste-it-on-a-squirrel.-Such-a-hothead.-I-guess-he-could-have-just-gotten-out-of-the-way.-I-love-this-incorporating-an-amusement-park-into-our-day.-That's-why-we-don't-need-vacations.-Boy #quite-a-bit-of-pomp-under-the-circumstances.-Well #Adam #today-we-are-men.-We-are!-Bee-men.-Amen!-Hallelujah!-Students #faculty #distinguished-bees #please-welcome-Dean-Buzzwell.-Welcome #New-Hive-City-graduating-class-of-9:15.-That-concludes-our-ceremonies-And-begins-your-career-at-Honex-Industries!-Will-we-pick-our-job-today?-I-heard-it's-just-orientation.-Heads-up!-Here-we-go.-Keep-your-hands-and-antennas-inside-the-tram-at-all-times.-Wonder-what-it'll-be-like?-A-little-scary.-Welcome-to-Honex #a-division-of-Honesco-and-a-part-of-the-Hexagon-Group.-This-is-it!-Wow.-Wow.-We-know-that-you #as-a-bee #have-worked-your-whole-life-to-get-to-the-point-where-you-can-work-for-your-whole-life.-Honey-begins-when-our-valiant-Pollen-Jocks-bring-the-nectar-to-The-Hive.-Our-top-secret-formula-is-automatically-color-corrected #scent-adjusted-and-bubble-contoured-into-this-soothing-sweet-syrup-with-its-distinctive-golden-glow-you-know-as...-Honey!-That-girl-was-hot.-She's-my-cousin!-She-is?-Yes #we're-all-cousins.-Right.-You're-right.-At-Honex #we-constantly-strive-to-improve-every-aspect-of-bee-existence.-These-bees-are-stress-testing-a-new-helmet-technology.-What-do-you-think-he-makes?-Not-enough.-Here-we-have-our-latest-advancement #the-Krelman.-What-does-that-do?-Catches-that-little-strand-of-honey-that-hangs-after-you-pour-it.-Saves-us-millions.-Can-anyone-work-on-the-Krelman?-Of-course.-Most-bee-jobs-are-small-ones.-But-bees-know-that-every-small-job #if-it's-done-well #means-a-lot.-But-choose-carefully-because-you'll-stay-in-the-job-you-pick-for-the-rest-of-your-life.-The-same-job-the-rest-of-your-life?-I-didn't-know-that.-What's-the-difference?-You'll-be-happy-to-know-that-bees #as-a-species #haven't-had-one-day-off-in-27-million-years.-So-you'll-just-work-us-to-death?-We'll-sure-try.-Wow!-That-blew-my-mind!-'What's-the-difference?'-How-can-you-say-that?-One-job-forever?-That's-an-insane-choice-to-have-to-make.-I'm-relieved.-Now-we-only-have-to-make-one-decision-in-life.-But #Adam #how-could-they-never-have-told-us-that?-Why-would-you-question-anything?-We're-bees.-We're-the-most-perfectly-functioning-society-on-Earth.-You-ever-think-maybe-things-work-a-little-too-well-here?-Like-what?-Give-me-one-example.-I-don't-know.-But-you-know-what-I'm-talking-about.-Please-clear-the-gate.-Royal-Nectar-Force-on-approach.-Wait-a-second.-Check-it-out.-Hey #those-are-Pollen-Jocks!-Wow.-I've-never-seen-them-this-close.-They-know-what-it's-like-outside-The-Hive.-Yeah #but-some-don't-come-back.-Hey #Jocks!-Hi #Jocks!-You-guys-did-great!-You're-monsters!-You're-sky-freaks!-I-love-it!-I-love-it!-I-wonder-where-they-were.-I-don't-know.-Their-day's-not-planned.-Outside-The-Hive #flying-who-knows-where #doing-who-knows-what.-You-can't-just-decide-to-be-a-Pollen-Jock.-You-have-to-be-bred-for-that.-Right.-Look.-That's-more-pollen-than-you-and-I-will-see-in-a-lifetime.-It's-just-a-status-symbol.-Bees-make-too-much-of-it.-Perhaps.-Unless-you're-wearing-it-and-the-ladies-see-you-wearing-it.-Those-ladies?-Aren't-they-our-cousins-too?-Distant.-Distant.-Look-at-these-two.-Couple-of-Hive-Harrys.-Let's-have-fun-with-them.-It-must-be-dangerous-being-a-Pollen-Jock.-Yeah.-Once-a-bear-pinned-me-against-a-mushroom!-He-had-a-paw-on-my-throat #and-with-the-other #he-was-slapping-me!-Oh #my!-I-never-thought-I'd-knock-him-out.-What-were-you-doing-during-this?-Trying-to-alert-the-authorities.-I-can-autograph-that.-A-little-gusty-out-there-today #wasn't-it #comrades?-Yeah.-Gusty.-We're-hitting-a-sunflower-patch-six-miles-from-here-tomorrow.-Six-miles #huh?-Barry!-A-puddle-jump-for-us #but-maybe-you're-not-up-for-it.-Maybe-I-am.-You-are-not!-We're-going-0900-at-J-Gate.-What-do-you-think #buzzy-boy?-Are-you-bee-enough?-I-might-be.-It-all-depends-on-what-0900-means.-Hey #Honex!-Dad #you-surprised-me.-You-decide-what-you're-interested-in?-Well #there's-a-lot-of-choices.-But-you-only-get-one.-Do-you-ever-get-bored-doing-the-same-job-every-day?-Son #let-me-tell-you-about-stirring.-You-grab-that-stick #and-you-just-move-it-around #and-you-stir-it-around.-You-get-yourself-into-a-rhythm.-It's-a-beautiful-thing.-You-know #Dad #the-more-I-think-about-it #maybe-the-honey-field-just-isn't-right-for-me.-You-were-thinking-of-what #making-balloon-animals?-That's-a-bad-job-for-a-guy-with-a-stinger.-Janet #your-son's-not-sure-he-wants-to-go-into-honey!-Barry #you-are-so-funny-sometimes.-I'm-not-trying-to-be-funny.-You're-not-funny!-You're-going-into-honey.-Our-son #the-stirrer!-You're-gonna-be-a-stirrer?-No-one's-listening-to-me!-Wait-till-you-see-the-sticks-I-have.-I-could-say-anything-right-now.-I'm-gonna-get-an-ant-tattoo!-Let's-open-some-honey-and-celebrate!-Maybe-I'll-pierce-my-thorax.-Shave-my-antennae.-Shack-up-with-a-grasshopper.-Get-a-gold-tooth-and-call-everybody-'dawg'!-I'm-so-proud.-We're-starting-work-today!-Today's-the-day.-Come-on!-All-the-good-jobs-will-be-gone.-Yeah #right.-Pollen-counting #stunt-bee #pouring #stirrer #front-desk #hair-removal...-Is-it-still-available?-Hang-on.-Two-left!-One-of-them's-yours!-Congratulations!-Step-to-the-side.-What'd-you-get?-Picking-crud-out.-Stellar!-Wow!-Couple-of-newbies?-Yes #sir!-Our-first-day!-We-are-ready!-Make-your-choice.-You-want-to-go-first?-No #you-go.-Oh #my.-What's-available?-Restroom-attendant's-open #not-for-the-reason-you-think.-Any-chance-of-getting-the-Krelman?-Sure #you're-on.-I'm-sorry #the-Krelman-just-closed-out.-Wax-monkey's-always-open.-The-Krelman-opened-up-again.-What-happened?-A-bee-died.-Makes-an-opening.-See?-He's-dead.-Another-dead-one.-Deady.-Deadified.-Two-more-dead.-Dead-from-the-neck-up.-Dead-from-the-neck-down.-That's-life!-Oh #this-is-so-hard!-Heating #cooling #stunt-bee #pourer #stirrer #humming #inspector-number-seven #lint-coordinator #stripe-supervisor #mite-wrangler.-Barry #what-do-you-think-I-should...-Barry?-Barry!-All-right #we've-got-the-sunflower-patch-in-quadrant-nine...-What-happened-to-you?-Where-are-you?-I'm-going-out.-Out?-Out-where?-Out-there.-Oh #no!-I-have-to #before-I-go-to-work-for-the-rest-of-my-life.-You're-gonna-die!-You're-crazy!-Hello?-Another-call-coming-in.-If-anyone's-feeling-brave #there's-a-Korean-deli-on-83rd-that-gets-their-roses-today.-Hey #guys.-Look-at-that.-Isn't-that-the-kid-we-saw-yesterday?-Hold-it #son #flight-deck's-restricted.-It's-OK #Lou.-We're-gonna-take-him-up.-Really?-Feeling-lucky #are-you?-Sign-here #here.-Just-initial-that.-Thank-you.-OK.-You-got-a-rain-advisory-today #and-as-you-all-know #bees-cannot-fly-in-rain.-So-be-careful.-As-always #watch-your-brooms #hockey-sticks #dogs #birds #bears-and-bats.-Also #I-got-a-couple-of-reports-of-root-beer-being-poured-on-us.-Murphy's-in-a-home-because-of-it #babbling-like-a-cicada!-That's-awful.-And-a-reminder-for-you-rookies #bee-law-number-one #absolutely-no-talking-to-humans!--All-right #launch-positions!-Buzz #buzz #buzz #buzz!-Buzz #buzz #buzz #buzz!-Buzz #buzz #buzz #buzz!-Black-and-yellow!-Hello!-You-ready-for-this #hot-shot?-Yeah.-Yeah #bring-it-on.-Wind #check.-Antennae #check.-Nectar-pack #check.-Wings #check.-Stinger #check.-Scared-out-of-my-shorts #check.-OK #ladies #let's-move-it-out!-Pound-those-petunias #you-striped-stem-suckers!-All-of-you #drain-those-flowers!-Wow!-I'm-out!-I-can't-believe-I'm-out!-So-blue.-I-feel-so-fast-and-free!-Box-kite!-Wow!-Flowers!-This-is-Blue-Leader #We-have-roses-visual.-Bring-it-around-30-degrees-and-hold.-Roses!-30-degrees #roger.-Bringing-it-around.-Stand-to-the-side #kid.-It's-got-a-bit-of-a-kick.-That-is-one-nectar-collector!-Ever-see-pollination-up-close?-No #sir.-I-pick-up-some-pollen-here #sprinkle-it-over-here.-Maybe-a-dash-over-there #a-pinch-on-that-one.-See-that?-It's-a-little-bit-of-magic.-That's-amazing.-Why-do-we-do-that?-That's-pollen-power.-More-pollen #more-flowers #more-nectar #more-honey-for-us.-Cool.-I'm-picking-up-a-lot-of-bright-yellow #Could-be-daisies #Don't-we-need-those?-Copy-that-visual.-Wait.-One-of-these-flowers-seems-to-be-on-the-move.-Say-again?-You're-reporting-a-moving-flower?-Affirmative.-That-was-on-the-line!-This-is-the-coolest.-What-is-it?-I-don't-know #but-I'm-loving-this-color.-It-smells-good.-Not-like-a-flower #but-I-like-it.-Yeah #fuzzy.-Chemical-y.-Careful #guys.-It's-a-little-grabby.-My-sweet-lord-of-bees!-Candy-brain #get-off-there!-Problem!-Guys!-This-could-be-bad.-Affirmative.-Very-close.-Gonna-hurt.-Mama's-little-boy.-You-are-way-out-of-position #rookie!-Coming-in-at-you-like-a-missile!-Help-me!-I-don't-think-these-are-flowers.-Should-we-tell-him?-I-think-he-knows.-What-is-this?!-Match-point!-You-can-start-packing-up #honey #because-you're-about-to-eat-it!-Yowser!-Gross.-There's-a-bee-in-the-car!-Do-something!-I'm-driving!-Hi #bee.-He's-back-here!-He's-going-to-sting-me!-Nobody-move.-If-you-don't-move #he-won't-sting-you.-Freeze!-He-blinked!-Spray-him #Granny!-What-are-you-doing?!-Wow...-the-tension-level-out-here-is-unbelievable.-I-gotta-get-home.-Can't-fly-in-rain.-Can't-fly-in-rain.-Can't-fly-in-rain.-Mayday!-Mayday!-Bee-going-down!-Ken #could-you-close-the-window-please?-Ken #could-you-close-the-window-please?-Check-out-my-new-resume.-I-made-it-into-a-fold-out-brochure.-You-see?-Folds-out.-Oh #no.-More-humans.-I-don't-need-this.-What-was-that?-Maybe-this-time.-This-time.-This-time.-This-time!-This-time!-This...-Drapes!-That-is-diabolical.-It's-fantastic.-It's-got-all-my-special-skills #even-my-top-ten-favorite-movies.-What's-number-one?-Star-Wars?-Nah #I-don't-go-for-that...-kind-of-stuff.-No-wonder-we-shouldn't-talk-to-them.-They're-out-of-their-minds.-When-I-leave-a-job-interview #they're-flabbergasted #can't-believe-what-I-say.-There's-the-sun.-Maybe-that's-a-way-out.-I-don't-remember-the-sun-having-a-big-75-on-it.-I-predicted-global-warming.-I-could-feel-it-getting-hotter.-At-first-I-thought-it-was-just-me.-Wait!-Stop!-Bee!-Stand-back.-These-are-winter-boots.-Wait!-Don't-kill-him!-You-know-I'm-allergic-to-them!-This-thing-could-kill-me!-Why-does-his-life-have-less-value-than-yours?-Why-does-his-life-have-any-less-value-than-mine?-Is-that-your-statement?-I'm-just-saying-all-life-has-value.-You-don't-know-what-he's-capable-of-feeling.-My-brochure!-There-you-go #little-guy.-I'm-not-scared-of-him.It's-an-allergic-thing.--Put-that-on-your-resume-brochure.-My-whole-face-could-puff-up.-Make-it-one-of-your-special-skills.-Knocking-someone-out-is-also-a-special-skill.-Right.-Bye #Vanessa.-Thanks.-Vanessa #next-week?-Yogurt-night?-Sure #Ken.-You-know #whatever.-You-could-put-carob-chips-on-there.-Bye.-Supposed-to-be-less-calories.-Bye.-I-gotta-say-something.-She-saved-my-life.-I-gotta-say-something.-All-right #here-it-goes.-Nah.-What-would-I-say?-I-could-really-get-in-trouble.-It's-a-bee-law.-You're-not-supposed-to-talk-to-a-human.-I-can't-believe-I'm-doing-this.-I've-got-to.-Oh #I-can't-do-it.-Come-on!-No.-Yes.-No.-Do-it.-I-can't.-How-should-I-start-it?-'You-like-jazz?'-No #that's-no-good.-Here-she-comes!-Speak #you-fool!-Hi!-I'm-sorry.-You're-talking.-Yes #I-know.-You're-talking!-I'm-so-sorry.-No #it's-OK.-It's-fine.-I-know-I'm-dreaming.-But-I-don't-recall-going-to-bed.-Well #I'm-sure-this-is-very-disconcerting.-This-is-a-bit-of-a-surprise-to-me.-I-mean #you're-a-bee!-I-am.-And-I'm-not-supposed-to-be-doing-this #Barry?-It's-pretty-big #but-they-were-all-trying-to-kill-me.-And-if-it-wasn't-for-you...-I-had-to-thank-you.-It's-just-how-I-was-raised.-That-was-a-little-weird.-I'm-talking-with-a-bee.-Yeah.-I'm-talking-to-a-bee.-And-the-bee-is-talking-to-me!-I-just-want-to-say-I'm-grateful.-I'll-leave-now.-Wait!-How-did-you-learn-to-do-that?-What?-The-talking-thing.-Same-way-you-did #I-guess.-'Mama #Dada #honey.'-You-pick-it-up.-That's-very-funny.-Yeah.-Bees-are-funny.-If-we-didn't-laugh #we'd-cry-with-what-we-have-to-deal-with.-Anyway...-Can-I...-get-you-something?-Like-what?-I-don't-know.-I-mean...-I-don't-know.-Coffee?-I-don't-want-to-put-you-out.-It's-no-trouble.-It-takes-two-minutes.-It's-just-coffee.-I-hate-to-impose.-Don't-be-ridiculous!-Actually #I-would-love-a-cup.-Hey #you-want-rum-cake?-I-shouldn't.-Have-some.-No #I-can't.-Come-on!-I'm-trying-to-lose-a-couple-micrograms.-Where?-These-stripes-don't-help.-You-look-great!-I-don't-know-if-you-know-anything-about-fashion.-Are-you-all-right?-No.-He's-making-the-tie-in-the-cab-as-they're-flying-up-Madison.-He-finally-gets-there.-He-runs-up-the-steps-into-the-church.-The-wedding-is-on.-And-he-says #'Watermelon?-I-thought-you-said-Guatemalan.-Why-would-I-marry-a-watermelon?'-Is-that-a-bee-joke?-That's-the-kind-of-stuff-we-do.-Yeah #different.-So #what-are-you-gonna-do #Barry?-About-work?-I-don't-know.-I-want-to-do-my-part-for-The-Hive #but-I-can't-do-it-the-way-they-want.-I-know-how-you-feel.-You-do?-Sure.-My-parents-wanted-me-to-be-a-lawyer-or-a-doctor #but-I-wanted-to-be-a-florist.-Really?-My-only-interest-is-flowers.-Our-new-queen-was-just-elected-with-that-same-campaign-slogan.-Anyway #if-you-look...-There's-my-hive-right-there.-See-it?-You're-in-Sheep-Meadow!-Yes!-I'm-right-off-the-Turtle-Pond!-No-way!-I-know-that-area.-I-lost-a-toe-ring-there-once.-Why-do-girls-put-rings-on-their-toes?-Why-not?-It's-like-putting-a-hat-on-your-knee.-Maybe-I'll-try-that.-You-all-right #ma'am?-Oh #yeah.-Fine.-Just-having-two-cups-of-coffee!-Anyway #this-has-been-great.-Thanks-for-the-coffee.-Yeah #it's-no-trouble.-Sorry-I-couldn't-finish-it.-If-I-did #I'd-be-up-the-rest-of-my-life.-Are-you...?-Can-I-take-a-piece-of-this-with-me?-Sure!-Here #have-a-crumb.-Thanks!-Yeah.-All-right.-Well #then...-I-guess-I'll-see-you-around.-Or-not.-OK #Barry.-And-thank-you-so-much-again...-for-before.-Oh #that?-That-was-nothing.-Well #not-nothing #but...-Anyway...-This-can't-possibly-work.-He's-all-set-to-go.-We-may-as-well-try-it.-OK #Dave #pull-the-chute.-Sounds-amazing.-It-was-amazing!-It-was-the-scariest #happiest-moment-of-my-life.-Humans!-I-can't-believe-you-were-with-humans!-Giant #scary-humans!-What-were-they-like?-Huge-and-crazy.-They-talk-crazy.-They-eat-crazy-giant-things.-They-drive-crazy.-Do-they-try-and-kill-you #like-on-TV?-Some-of-them.-But-some-of-them-don't.-How'd-you-get-back?-Poodle.-You-did-it #and-I'm-glad.-You-saw-whatever-you-wanted-to-see.-You-had-your-'experience.'-Now-you-can-pick-out-yourjob-and-be-normal.-Well...-Well?-Well #I-met-someone.-You-did?-Was-she-Bee-ish?-A-wasp?!-Your-parents-will-kill-you!-No #no #no #not-a-wasp.-Spider?-I'm-not-attracted-to-spiders.-I-know-it's-the-hottest-thing #with-the-eight-legs-and-all.-I-can't-get-by-that-face.-So-who-is-she?-She's...-human.-No #no.-That's-a-bee-law.-You-wouldn't-break-a-bee-law.-Her-name's-Vanessa.-Oh #boy.-She's-so-nice.-And-she's-a-florist!-Oh #no!-You're-dating-a-human-florist!-We're-not-dating.-You're-flying-outside-The-Hive #talking-to-humans-that-attack-our-homes-with-power-washers-and-M-80s!-One-eighth-a-stick-of-dynamite!-She-saved-my-life!-And-she-understands-me.-This-is-over!-Eat-this.-This-is-not-over!-What-was-that?-They-call-it-a-crumb.-It-was-so-stingin'-stripey!-And-that's-not-what-they-eat.-That's-what-falls-off-what-they-eat!-You-know-what-a-Cinnabon-is?-No.-It's-bread-and-cinnamon-and-frosting.-They-heat-it-up...-Sit-down!-...really-hot!-Listen-to-me!-We-are-not-them!-We're-us.-There's-us-and-there's-them!-Yes #but-who-can-deny-the-heart-that-is-yearning?-There's-no-yearning.-Stop-yearning.-Listen-to-me!-You-have-got-to-start-thinking-bee #my-friend.-Thinking-bee!-Thinking-bee.-Thinking-bee.-Thinking-bee!-Thinking-bee!-Thinking-bee!-Thinking-bee!-There-he-is.-He's-in-the-pool.-You-know-what-your-problem-is #Barry?-I-gotta-start-thinking-bee?-How-much-longer-will-this-go-on?-It's-been-three-days!-Why-aren't-you-working?-I've-got-a-lot-of-big-life-decisions-to-think-about.-What-life?-You-have-no-life!-You-have-no-job.-You're-barely-a-bee!-Would-it-kill-you-to-make-a-little-honey?-Barry #come-out.-Your-father's-talking-to-you.-Martin #would-you-talk-to-him?-Barry #I'm-talking-to-you!-You-coming?-Got-everything?-All-set!-Go-ahead.-I'll-catch-up.-Don't-be-too-long.-Watch-this!-Vanessa!-We're-still-here.-I-told-you-not-to-yell-at-him.-He-doesn't-respond-to-yelling!-Then-why-yell-at-me?-Because-you-don't-listen!-I'm-not-listening-to-this.-Sorry #I've-gotta-go.-Where-are-you-going?-I'm-meeting-a-friend.-A-girl?-Is-this-why-you-can't-decide?-Bye.-I-just-hope-she's-Bee-ish.-They-have-a-huge-parade-of-flowers-every-year-in-Pasadena?-To-be-in-the-Tournament-of-Roses #that's-every-florist's-dream!-Up-on-a-float #surrounded-by-flowers #crowds-cheering.-A-tournament.-Do-the-roses-compete-in-athletic-events?-No.-All-right #I've-got-one.-How-come-you-don't-fly-everywhere?-It's-exhausting.-Why-don't-you-run-everywhere?-It's-faster.-Yeah #OK #I-see #I-see.-All-right #your-turn.-TiVo.-You-can-just-freeze-live-TV?-That's-insane!-You-don't-have-that?-We-have-Hivo #but-it's-a-disease.-It's-a-horrible #horrible-disease.-Oh #my.-Dumb-bees!-You-must-want-to-sting-all-those-jerks.-We-try-not-to-sting.-It's-usually-fatal-for-us.-So-you-have-to-watch-your-temper.-Very-carefully.-You-kick-a-wall #take-a-walk #write-an-angry-letter-and-throw-it-out.-Work-through-it-like-any-emotion:-Anger #jealousy #lust.-Oh #my-goodness!-Are-you-OK?-Yeah.-What-is-wrong-with-you?!-It's-a-bug.-He's-not-bothering-anybody.-Get-out-of-here #you-creep!-What-was-that?-A-Pic-'N'-Save-circular?-Yeah #it-was.-How-did-you-know?-It-felt-like-about-10-pages.-Seventy-five-is-pretty-much-our-limit.-You've-really-got-that-down-to-a-science.-I-lost-a-cousin-to-Italian-Vogue.-I'll-bet.-What-in-the-name-of-Mighty-Hercules-is-this?-How-did-this-get-here?-cute-Bee #Golden-Blossom #Ray-Liotta-Private-Select?-Is-he-that-actor?-I-never-heard-of-him.-Why-is-this-here?-For-people.-We-eat-it.-You-don't-have-enough-food-of-your-own?-Well #yes.-How-do-you-get-it?-Bees-make-it.-I-know-who-makes-it!-And-it's-hard-to-make-it!-There's-heating #cooling #stirring.-You-need-a-whole-Krelman-thing!-It's-organic.-It's-our-ganic!-It's-just-honey #Barry.-Just-what?!-Bees-don't-know-about-this!-This-is-stealing!-A-lot-of-stealing!-You've-taken-our-homes #schools #hospitals!-This-is-all-we-have!-And-it's-on-sale?!-I'm-getting-to-the-bottom-of-this.-I'm-getting-to-the-bottom-of-all-of-this!-Hey #Hector.-You-almost-done?-Almost.-He-is-here.-I-sense-it.-Well #I-guess-I'll-go-home-now-and-just-leave-this-nice-honey-out #with-no-one-around.-You're-busted #box-boy!-I-knew-I-heard-something.-So-you-can-talk!-I-can-talk.-And-now-you'll-start-talking!-Where-you-getting-the-sweet-stuff?-Who's-your-supplier?-I-don't-understand.-I-thought-we-were-friends.-The-last-thing-we-want-to-do-is-upset-bees!-You're-too-late!-It's-ours-now!-You #sir #have-crossed-the-wrong-sword!-You #sir #will-be-lunch-for-my-iguana #Ignacio!-Where-is-the-honey-coming-from?-Tell-me-where!-Honey-Farms!-It-comes-from-Honey-Farms!-Crazy-person!-What-horrible-thing-has-happened-here?-These-faces #they-never-knew-what-hit-them.-And-now-they're-on-the-road-to-nowhere!-Just-keep-still.-What?-You're-not-dead?-Do-I-look-dead?-They-will-wipe-anything-that-moves.-Where-you-headed?-To-Honey-Farms.-I-am-onto-something-huge-here.-I'm-going-to-Alaska.-Moose-blood #crazy-stuff.-Blows-your-head-off!-I'm-going-to-Tacoma.-And-you?-He-really-is-dead.-All-right.-Uh-oh!-What-is-that?!-Oh #no!-A-wiper!-Triple-blade!-Triple-blade?-Jump-on!-It's-your-only-chance #bee!-Why-does-everything-have-to-be-so-doggone-clean?!-How-much-do-you-people-need-to-see?!-Open-your-eyes!-Stick-your-head-out-the-window!-From-NPR-News-in-Washington #I'm-Carl-Kasell.-But-don't-kill-no-more-bugs!-Bee!-Moose-blood-guy!!-You-hear-something?-Like-what?-Like-tiny-screaming.-Turn-off-the-radio.-Whassup #bee-boy?-Hey #Blood.-Just-a-row-of-honey-jars #as-far-as-the-eye-could-see.-Wow!-I-assume-wherever-this-truck-goes-is-where-they're-getting-it.-I-mean #that-honey's-ours.-Bees-hang-tight.-We're-all-jammed-in.-It's-a-close-community.-Not-us #man.-We-on-our-own.-Every-mosquito-on-his-own.-What-if-you-get-in-trouble?-You-a-mosquito #you-in-trouble.-Nobody-likes-us.-They-just-smack.-See-a-mosquito #smack #smack!-At-least-you're-out-in-the-world.-You-must-meet-girls.-Mosquito-girls-try-to-trade-up #get-with-a-moth #dragonfly.-Mosquito-girl-don't-want-no-mosquito.-You-got-to-be-kidding-me!-Mooseblood's-about-to-leave-the-building!-So-long #bee!-Hey #guys!-Mooseblood!-I-knew-I'd-catch-y'all-down-here.-Did-you-bring-your-crazy-straw?-We-throw-it-in-jars #slap-a-label-on-it #and-it's-pretty-much-pure-profit.-What-is-this-place?-A-bee's-got-a-brain-the-size-of-a-pinhead.-They-are-pinheads!-Pinhead.-Check-out-the-new-smoker.-Oh #sweet.-That's-the-one-you-want.-The-Thomas-3000!-Smoker?-Ninety-puffs-a-minute #semi-automatic.-Twice-the-nicotine #all-the-tar.-A-couple-breaths-of-this-knocks-them-right-out.-They-make-the-honey #and-we-make-the-money.-'They-make-the-honey #and-we-make-the-money'?-Oh #my!-What's-going-on?-Are-you-OK?-Yeah.-It-doesn't-last-too-long.-Do-you-know-you're-in-a-fake-hive-with-fake-walls?-Our-queen-was-moved-here.-We-had-no-choice.-This-is-your-queen?-That's-a-man-in-women's-clothes!-That's-a-drag-queen!-What-is-this?-Oh #no!-There's-hundreds-of-them!-Bee-honey.-Our-honey-is-being-brazenly-stolen-on-a-massive-scale!-This-is-worse-than-anything-bears-have-done!-I-intend-to-do-something.-Oh #Barry #stop.-Who-told-you-humans-are-taking-our-honey?-That's-a-rumor.-Do-these-look-like-rumors?-That's-a-conspiracy-theory.-These-are-obviously-doctored-photos.-How-did-you-get-mixed-up-in-this?-He's-been-talking-to-humans.-What?-Talking-to-humans?!-He-has-a-human-girlfriend.-And-they-make-out!-Make-out?-Barry!-We-do-not.-You-wish-you-could.-Whose-side-are-you-on?-The-bees!-I-dated-a-cricket-once-in-San-Antonio.-Those-crazy-legs-kept-me-up-all-night.-Barry #this-is-what-you-want-to-do-with-your-life?-I-want-to-do-it-for-all-our-lives.-Nobody-works-harder-than-bees!-Dad #I-remember-you-coming-home-so-overworked-your-hands-were-still-stirring.-You-couldn't-stop.-I-remember-that.-What-right-do-they-have-to-our-honey?-We-live-on-two-cups-a-year.-They-put-it-in-lip-balm-for-no-reason-whatsoever!-Even-if-it's-true #what-can-one-bee-do?-Sting-them-where-it-really-hurts.-In-the-face!-The-eye!-That-would-hurt.-No.-Up-the-nose?-That's-a-killer.-There's-only-one-place-you-can-sting-the-humans #one-place-where-it-matters.-Hive-at-Five #The-Hive's-only-full-hour-action-news-source.-No-more-bee-beards!-With-Bob-Bumble-at-the-anchor-desk.-Weather-with-Storm-Stinger.-Sports-with-Buzz-Larvi.-And-Jeanette-Chung.-Good-evening.-I'm-Bob-Bumble.-And-I'm-Jeanette-Ohung.-A-tri-county-bee #Barry-Benson #intends-to-sue-the-human-race-for-stealing-our-honey #packaging-it-and-profiting-from-it-illegally!-Tomorrow-night-on-Bee-Larry-King #we'll-have-three-former-queens-here-in-our-studio #discussing-their-new-book #classy-Ladies #out-this-week-on-Hexagon.-Tonight-we're-talking-to-Barry-Benson.-Did-you-ever-think #'I'm-a-kid-from-The-Hive.-I-can't-do-this'?-Bees-have-never-been-afraid-to-change-the-world.-What-about-Bee-Oolumbus?-Bee-Gandhi?-Bejesus?-Where-I'm-from #we'd-never-sue-humans.-We-were-thinking-of-stickball-or-candy-stores.-How-old-are-you?-The-bee-community-is-supporting-you-in-this-case #which-will-be-the-trial-of-the-bee-century.-You-know #they-have-a-Larry-King-in-the-human-world-too.-It's-a-common-name.-Next-week...-He-looks-like-you-and-has-a-show-and-suspenders-and-colored-dots...-Next-week...-Glasses #quotes-on-the-bottom-from-the-guest-even-though-you-just-heard-'em.-Bear-Week-next-week!-They're-scary #hairy-and-here-live.-Always-leans-forward #pointy-shoulders #squinty-eyes #very-Jewish.-In-tennis #you-attack-at-the-point-of-weakness!-It-was-my-grandmother #Ken.-She's-81.-Honey #her-backhand's-a-joke!-I'm-not-gonna-take-advantage-of-that?-Quiet #please.-Actual-work-going-on-here.-Is-that-that-same-bee?-Yes #it-is!-I'm-helping-him-sue-the-human-race.-Hello.-Hello #bee.-This-is-Ken.-Yeah #I-remember-you.-Timberland #size-ten-and-a-half.-Vibram-sole #I-believe.-Why-does-he-talk-again?-Listen #you-better-go-'cause-we're-really-busy-working.-But-it's-our-yogurt-night!-Bye-bye.-Why-is-yogurt-night-so-difficult?!-You-poor-thing.-You-two-have-been-at-this-for-hours!-Yes #and-Adam-here-has-been-a-huge-help.-Frosting...-How-many-sugars?-Just-one.-I-try-not-to-use-the-competition.-So-why-are-you-helping-me?-Bees-have-good-qualities.-And-it-takes-my-mind-off-the-shop.-Instead-of-flowers #people-are-giving-balloon-bouquets-now.-Those-are-great #if-you're-three.-And-artificial-flowers.-Oh #those-just-get-me-psychotic!-Yeah #me-too.-Bent-stingers #pointless-pollination.-Bees-must-hate-those-fake-things!-Nothing-worse-than-a-daffodil-that's-had-work-done.-Maybe-this-could-make-up-for-it-a-little-bit.-This-lawsuit's-a-pretty-big-deal.-I-guess.-You-sure-you-want-to-go-through-with-it?-Am-I-sure?-When-I'm-done-with-the-humans #they-won't-be-able-to-say #'Honey #I'm-home #'-without-paying-a-royalty!-It's-an-incredible-scene-here-in-downtown-Manhattan #where-the-world-anxiously-waits #because-for-the-first-time-in-history #we-will-hear-for-ourselves-if-a-honeybee-can-actually-speak.-What-have-we-gotten-into-here #isn't-it?-I-can't-believe-how-many-humans-don't-work-during-the-day.-You-think-billion-dollar-multinational-food-companies-have-good-lawyers?-Everybody-needs-to-stay-behind-the-barricade.-What's-the-matter?-I-don't-know #I-just-got-a-chill.-Well #if-it-isn't-the-bee-team.-You-boys-work-on-this?-All-rise!-The-Honorable-Judge-Bumbleton-presiding.-All-right.-Case-number-4475 #Superior-Court-of-New-York #Barry-Bee-Benson-v.-the-Honey-Industry-is-now-in-session.-Mr.-Montgomery #you're-representing-the-five-food-companies-collectively?-A-privilege.-Mr.-Benson...-you're-representing-all-the-bees-of-the-world?-I'm-kidding.-Yes #Your-Honor #we're-ready-to-proceed.-Mr.-Montgomery #your-opening-statement #please.-Ladies-and-gentlemen-of-the-jury #my-grandmother-was-a-simple-woman.-Born-on-a-farm #she-believed-it-was-man's-divine-right-to-benefit-from-the-bounty-of-nature-God-put-before-us.-If-we-lived-in-the-topsy-turvy-world-Mr.-Benson-imagines #just-think-of-what-would-it-mean.-I-would-have-to-negotiate-with-the-silkworm-for-the-elastic-in-my-britches!-Talking-bee!-How-do-we-know-this-isn't-some-sort-of-holographic-motion-picture-capture-Hollywood-wizardry?-They-could-be-using-laser-beams!-Robotics!-Ventriloquism!-Cloning!-For-all-we-know #he-could-be-on-steroids!-Mr.-Benson?-Ladies-and-gentlemen #there's-no-trickery-here.-I'm-just-an-ordinary-bee.-Honey's-pretty-important-to-me.-It's-important-to-all-bees.-We-invented-it!-We-make-it.-And-we-protect-it-with-our-lives.-Unfortunately #there-are-some-people-in-this-room-who-think-they-can-take-it-from-us-'cause-we're-the-little-guys!-I'm-hoping-that #after-this-is-all-over #you'll-see-how #by-taking-our-honey #you-not-only-take-everything-we-have-but-everything-we-are!-I-wish-he'd-dress-like-that-all-the-time.-So-nice!-Call-your-first-witness.-So #Mr.-Klauss-Vanderhayden-of-Honey-Farms #big-company-you-have.-I-suppose-so.-I-see-you-also-own-Honeyburton-and-Honron!-Yes #they-provide-beekeepers-for-our-farms.-Beekeeper.-I-find-that-to-be-a-very-disturbing-term.-I-don't-imagine-you-employ-any-bee-free-ers #do-you?-No.-I-couldn't-hear-you.-No.-No.-Because-you-don't-free-bees.-You-keep-bees.-Not-only-that #it-seems-you-thought-a-bear-would-be-an-appropriate-image-for-a-jar-of-honey.-They're-very-lovable-creatures.-Yogi-Bear #Fozzie-Bear #Build-A-Bear.-You-mean-like-this?-Bears-kill-bees!-How'd-you-like-his-head-crashing-through-your-living-room?!-Biting-into-your-couch!-Spitting-out-your-throw-pillows!-OK #that's-enough.-Take-him-away.-So #Mr.-Sting #thank-you-for-being-here.-Your-name-intrigues-me.-Where-have-I-heard-it-before?-I-was-with-a-band-called-The-Police.-But-you've-never-been-a-police-officer #have-you?-No #I-haven't.-No #you-haven't.-And-so-here-we-have-yet-another-example-of-bee-culture-casually-stolen-by-a-human-for-nothing-more-than-a-prance-about-stage-name.-Oh #please.-Have-you-ever-been-stung #Mr.-Sting?-Because-I'm-feeling-a-little-stung #Sting.-Or-should-I-say...-Mr.-Gordon-M.-Sumner!-That's-not-his-real-name?!-You-idiots!-Mr.-Liotta #first #belated-congratulations-on-your-Emmy-win-for-a-guest-spot-on-ER-in-2005.-Thank-you.-Thank-you.-I-see-from-your-resume-that-you're-devilishly-handsome-with-a-churning-inner-turmoil-that's-ready-to-blow.-I-enjoy-what-I-do.-Is-that-a-crime?-Not-yet-it-isn't.-But-is-this-what-it's-come-to-for-you?-Exploiting-tiny #helpless-bees-so-you-don't-have-to-rehearse-your-part-and-learn-your-lines #sir?-Watch-it #Benson!-I-could-blow-right-now!-This-isn't-a-goodfella.-This-is-a-badfella!-Why-doesn't-someone-just-step-on-this-creep #and-we-can-all-go-home?!-Order-in-this-court!-You're-all-thinking-it!-Order!-Order #I-say!-Say-it!-Mr.-Liotta #please-sit-down!-I-think-it-was-awfully-nice-of-that-bear-to-pitch-in-like-that.-I-think-the-jury's-on-our-side.-Are-we-doing-everything-right #legally?-I'm-a-florist.-Right.-Well #here's-to-a-great-team.-To-a-great-team!-Well #hello.-Ken!-Hello.-I-didn't-think-you-were-coming.-No #I-was-just-late-I-tried-to-call #but...-the-battery.-I-didn't-want-all-this-to-go-to-waste #so-I-called-Barry.-Luckily #he-was-free.-Oh #that-was-lucky.-There's-a-little-left.-I-could-heat-it-up.-Yeah #heat-it-up #sure #whatever.-So-I-hear-you're-quite-a-tennis-player.-I'm-not-much-for-the-game-myself.-The-ball's-a-little-grabby.-That's-where-I-usually-sit.-Right...-there.-Ken #Barry-was-looking-at-your-resume #and-he-agreed-with-me-that-eating-with-chopsticks-isn't-really-a-special-skill.-You-think-I-don't-see-what-you're-doing?-I-know-how-hard-it-is-to-find-the-right-job.-We-have-that-in-common.-Do-we?-Bees-have-100-percent-employment #but-we-do-jobs-like-taking-the-crud-out.-That's-just-what-I-was-thinking-about-doing.-Ken #I-let-Barry-borrow-your-razor-for-his-fuzz.-I-hope-that-was-all-right.-I'm-going-to-drain-the-old-stinger.-Yeah #you-do-that.-Look-at-that.-You-know #I've-just-about-had-it-with-your-little-Mind-Games.-What's-that?-Italian-Vogue.-Mamma-mia #that's-a-lot-of-pages.-A-lot-of-ads.-Remember-what-Van-said #why-is-your-life-more-valuable-than-mine?-Funny #I-just-can't-seem-to-recall-that!-I-think-something-stinks-in-here!-I-love-the-smell-of-flowers.-How-do-you-like-the-smell-of-flames?!-Not-as-much.-Water-bug!-Not-taking-sides!-Ken #I'm-wearing-a-Chapstick-hat!-This-is-pathetic!-I've-got-issues!-Well #well #well #a-royal-flush!-You're-bluffing.-Am-I?-Surf's-up #dude!-Poo-water!-That-bowl-is-gnarly.-Except-for-those-dirty-yellow-rings!-Kenneth!-What-are-you-doing?!-You-know #I-don't-even-like-honey!-I-don't-eat-it!-We-need-to-talk!-He's-just-a-little-bee!-And-he-happens-to-be-the-nicest-bee-I've-met-in-a-long-time!-Long-time?-What-are-you-talking-about?!-Are-there-other-bugs-in-your-life?--No #but-there-are-other-things-bugging-me-in-life.-And-you're-one-of-them!-Fine!-Talking-bees #no-yogurt-night...-My-nerves-are-fried-from-riding-on-this-emotional-roller-coaster!-Goodbye #Ken.-And-for-your-information #I-prefer-sugar-free #artificial-sweeteners-made-by-man!-I'm-sorry-about-all-that.-I-know-it's-got-an-aftertaste!-I-like-it!-I-always-felt-there-was-some-kind-of-barrier-between-Ken-and-me.-I-couldn't-overcome-it.-Oh #well.-Are-you-OK-for-the-trial?-I-believe-Mr.-Montgomery-is-about-out-of-ideas.-We-would-like-to-call-Mr.-Barry-Benson-Bee-to-the-stand.-Good-idea!-You-can-really-see-why-he's-considered-one-of-the-best-lawyers...-Yeah.-Layton #you've-gotta-weave-some-magic-with-this-jury #or-it's-gonna-be-all-over.-Don't-worry.-The-only-thing-I-have-to-do-to-turn-this-jury-around-is-to-remind-them-of-what-they-don't-like-about-bees.-You-got-the-tweezers?-Are-you-allergic?-Only-to-losing #son.-Only-to-losing.-Mr.-Benson-Bee #I'll-ask-you-what-I-think-we'd-all-like-to-know.-What-exactly-is-your-relationship-to-that-woman?-We're-friends.-Good-friends?-Yes.-How-good?-Do-you-live-together?-Wait-a-minute...-Are-you-her-little...-bedbug?-I've-seen-a-bee-documentary-or-two.-From-what-I-understand #doesn't-your-queen-give-birth-to-all-the-bee-children?-Yeah #but...-So-those-aren't-your-real-parents!-Oh #Barry...-Yes #they-are!-Hold-me-back!-You're-an-illegitimate-bee #aren't-you #Benson?-He's-denouncing-bees!-Don't-y'all-date-your-cousins?-Objection!-I'm-going-to-pincushion-this-guy!-Adam #don't!-It's-what-he-wants!-Oh #I'm-hit!!-Oh #lordy #I-am-hit!-Order!-Order!-The-venom!-The-venom-is-coursing-through-my-veins!-I-have-been-felled-by-a-winged-beast-of-destruction!-You-see?-You-can't-treat-them-like-equals!-They're-striped-savages!-Stinging's-the-only-thing-they-know!-It's-their-way!-Adam #stay-with-me.-I-can't-feel-my-legs.-What-Angel-of-Mercy-will-come-forward-to-suck-the-poison-from-my-heaving-buttocks?-I-will-have-order-in-this-court.-Order!-Order #please!-The-case-of-the-honeybees-versus-the-human-race-took-a-pointed-Turn-Against-the-bees-yesterday-when-one-of-their-legal-team-stung-Layton-T.-Montgomery.-Hey #buddy.-Hey.-Is-there-much-pain?-Yeah.-I...-I-blew-the-whole-case #didn't-I?-It-doesn't-matter.-What-matters-is-you're-alive.-You-could-have-died.-I'd-be-better-off-dead.-Look-at-me.-They-got-it-from-the-cafeteria-downstairs #in-a-tuna-sandwich.-Look #there's-a-little-celery-still-on-it.-What-was-it-like-to-sting-someone?-I-can't-explain-it.-It-was-all...-All-adrenaline-and-then...and-then-ecstasy!-All-right.-You-think-it-was-all-a-trap?-Of-course.-I'm-sorry.-I-flew-us-right-into-this.-What-were-we-thinking?-Look-at-us.-We're-just-a-couple-of-bugs-in-this-world.-What-will-the-humans-do-to-us-if-they-win?-I-don't-know.-I-hear-they-put-the-roaches-in-motels.-That-doesn't-sound-so-bad.-Adam #they-check-in #but-they-don't-check-out!-Oh #my.-Could-you-get-a-nurse-to-close-that-window?-Why?-The-smoke.-Bees-don't-smoke.-Right.-Bees-don't-smoke.-Bees-don't-smoke!-But-some-bees-are-smoking.-That's-it!-That's-our-case!-It-is?-It's-not-over?-Get-dressed.-I've-gotta-go-somewhere.-Get-back-to-the-court-and-stall.-Stall-any-way-you-can.-And-assuming-you've-done-step-correctly #you're-ready-for-the-tub.-Mr.-Flayman.-Yes?-Yes #Your-Honor!-Where-is-the-rest-of-your-team?-Well #Your-Honor #it's-interesting.-Bees-are-trained-to-fly-haphazardly #and-as-a-result #we-don't-make-very-good-time.-I-actually-heard-a-funny-story-about...-Your-Honor #haven't-these-ridiculous-bugs-taken-up-enough-of-this-court's-valuable-time?-How-much-longer-will-we-allow-these-absurd-shenanigans-to-go-on?-They-have-presented-no-compelling-evidence-to-support-their-charges-against-my-clients #who-run-legitimate-businesses.-I-move-for-a-complete-dismissal-of-this-entire-case!-Mr.-Flayman #I'm-afraid-I'm-going-to-have-to-consider-Mr.-Montgomery's-motion.-But-you-can't!-We-have-a-terrific-case.-Where-is-your-proof?-Where-is-the-evidence?-Show-me-the-smoking-gun!-Hold-it #Your-Honor!-You-want-a-smoking-gun?-Here-is-your-smoking-gun.-What-is-that?-It's-a-bee-smoker!-What #this?-This-harmless-little-contraption?-This-couldn't-hurt-a-fly #let-alone-a-bee.-Look-at-what-has-happened-to-bees-who-have-never-been-asked #'Smoking-or-non?'-Is-this-what-nature-intended-for-us?-To-be-forcibly-addicted-to-smoke-machines-and-man-made-wooden-slat-work-camps?-Living-out-our-lives-as-honey-slaves-to-the-white-man?-What-are-we-gonna-do?-He's-playing-the-species-card.-Ladies-and-gentlemen #please #free-these-bees!-Free-the-bees!-Free-the-bees!-Free-the-bees!-Free-the-bees!-Free-the-bees!-The-court-finds-in-favor-of-the-bees!-Vanessa #we-won!-I-knew-you-could-do-it!-High-five!-Sorry.-I'm-OK!-You-know-what-this-means?-All-the-honey-will-finally-belong-to-the-bees.-Now-we-won't-have-to-work-so-hard-all-the-time.-This-is-an-unholy-perversion-of-the-balance-of-nature #Benson.-You'll-regret-this.-Barry #how-much-honey-is-out-there?-All-right.-One-at-a-time.-Barry #who-are-you-wearing?-My-sweater-is-Ralph-Lauren #and-I-have-no-pants.-What-if-Montgomery's-right?-What-do-you-mean?-We've-been-living-the-bee-way-a-long-time #27-million-years.-Congratulations-on-your-victory.-What-will-you-demand-as-a-settlement?-First #we'll-demand-a-complete-shutdown-of-all-bee-work-camps.-Then-we-want-back-the-honey-that-was-ours-to-begin-with #every-last-drop.-We-demand-an-end-to-the-glorification-of-the-bear-as-anything-more-than-a-filthy #smelly #bad-breath-stink-machine.-We're-all-aware-of-what-they-do-in-the-woods.-Wait-for-my-signal.-Take-him-out.-He'll-have-nauseous-for-a-few-hours #then-he'll-be-fine.-And-we-will-no-longer-tolerate-bee-negative-nicknames...-But-it's-just-a-prance-about-stage-name!-...unnecessary-inclusion-of-honey-in-bogus-health-products-and-la-dee-da-human-tea-time-snack-garnishments.-Can't-breathe.-Bring-it-in #boys!-Hold-it-right-there!-Good.-Tap-it.-Mr.-Buzzwell #we-just-passed-three-cups-and-there's-gallons-more-coming!-I-think-we-need-to-shut-down!-Shut-down?-We've-never-shut-down.-Shut-down-honey-production!-Stop-making-honey!-Turn-your-key #sir!-What-do-we-do-now?-Cannonball!-We're-shutting-honey-production!-Mission-abort.-Aborting-pollination-and-nectar-detail.-Returning-to-base.-Adam #you-wouldn't-believe-how-much-honey-was-out-there.-Oh #yeah?-What's-going-on?-Where-is-everybody?-Are-they-out-celebrating?-They're-home.-They-don't-know-what-to-do.-Laying-out #sleeping-in.-I-heard-your-Uncle-Carl-was-on-his-way-to-San-Antonio-with-a-cricket.-At-least-we-got-our-honey-back.-Sometimes-I-think #so-what-if-humans-liked-our-honey?-Who-wouldn't?-It's-the-greatest-thing-in-the-world!-I-was-excited-to-be-part-of-making-it.-This-was-my-new-desk.-This-was-my-new-job.-I-wanted-to-do-it-really-well.-And-now...-Now-I-can't.-I-don't-understand-why-they're-not-happy.-I-thought-their-lives-would-be-better!-They're-doing-nothing.-It's-amazing.-Honey-really-changes-people.-You-don't-have-any-idea-what's-going-on #do-you?-What-did-you-want-to-show-me?-This.-What-happened-here?-That-is-not-the-half-of-it.-Oh #no.-Oh #my.-They're-all-wilting.-Doesn't-look-very-good #does-it?-No.-And-whose-fault-do-you-think-that-is?-You-know #I'm-gonna-guess-bees.-Bees?-Specifically #me.-I-didn't-think-bees-not-needing-to-make-honey-would-affect-all-these-things.-It's-not-just-flowers.-Fruits #vegetables #they-all-need-bees.-That's-our-whole-SAT-test-right-there.-Take-away-produce #that-affects-the-entire-animal-kingdom.-And-then #of-course...-The-human-species?-So-if-there's-no-more-pollination #it-could-all-just-go-south-here #couldn't-it?-I-know-this-is-also-partly-my-fault.-How-about-a-suicide-pact?-How-do-we-do-it?-I'll-sting-you #you-step-on-me.-That-just-kills-you-twice.-Right #right.-Listen #Barry...-sorry #but-I-gotta-get-going.-I-had-to-open-my-mouth-and-talk.-Vanessa?-Vanessa?-Why-are-you-leaving?-Where-are-you-going?-To-the-final-Tournament-of-Roses-parade-in-Pasadena.-They've-moved-it-to-this-weekend-because-all-the-flowers-are-dying.-It's-the-Last-Chance-I'll-ever-have-to-see-it.-Vanessa #I-just-wanna-say-I'm-sorry.-I-never-meant-it-to-turn-out-like-this.-I-know.-Me-neither.-Tournament-of-Roses.-Roses-can't-do-sports.-Wait-a-minute.-Roses.-Roses?-Roses!-Vanessa!-Roses?!-Barry?-Roses-are-flowers!-Yes #they-are.-Flowers #bees #pollen!-I-know.-That's-why-this-is-the-last-parade.-Maybe-not.-Could-you-ask-him-to-slow-down?-Could-you-slow-down?-Barry!-OK #I-made-a-huge-mistake.-This-is-a-total-disaster #all-my-fault.-Yes #it-kind-of-is.-I've-ruined-the-planet.-I-wanted-to-help-you-with-the-flower-shop.-I've-made-it-worse.-Actually #it's-completely-closed-down.-I-thought-maybe-you-were-remodeling.-But-I-have-another-idea #and-it's-greater-than-my-previous-ideas-combined.-I-don't-want-to-hear-it!-All-right #they-have-the-roses #the-roses-have-the-pollen.-I-know-every-bee #plant-and-flower-bud-in-this-park.-All-we-gotta-do-is-get-what-they've-got-back-here-with-what-we've-got.-Bees.-Park.-Pollen!-Flowers.-Repollination!-Across-the-nation!-Tournament-of-Roses #Pasadena #California.-They've-got-nothing-but-flowers #floats-and-cotton-candy.-Security-will-be-tight.-I-have-an-idea.-Vanessa-Bloome #FTD.-Official-floral-business.-It's-real.-Sorry #ma'am.-Nice-brooch.-Thank-you.-It-was-a-gift.-Once-inside #we-just-pick-the-right-float.-How-about-The-Princess-and-the-Pea?-I-could-be-the-princess #and-you-could-be-the-pea!-Yes #I-got-it.-Where-should-I-sit?-What-are-you?-I-believe-I'm-the-pea.-The-pea?-It-goes-under-the-mattresses.-Not-in-this-fairy-tale #sweetheart.-I'm-getting-the-marshal.-You-do-that!-This-whole-parade-is-a-fiasco!-Let's-see-what-this-baby'll-do.-Hey #what-are-you-doing?!-Then-all-we-do-is-blend-in-with-traffic...-without-arousing-suspicion.-Once-at-the-airport #there's-no-stopping-us.-Stop!-Security.-You-and-your-insect-pack-your-float?-Yes.-Has-it-been-in-your-possession-the-entire-time?-Would-you-remove-your-shoes?-Remove-your-stinger.-It's-part-of-me.-I-know.-Just-having-some-fun.-Enjoy-your-flight.-Then-if-we're-lucky #we'll-have-just-enough-pollen-to-do-the-job.-Can-you-believe-how-lucky-we-are?-We-have-just-enough-pollen-to-do-the-job!-I-think-this-is-gonna-work.-It's-got-to-work.-Attention #passengers #this-is-Captain-Scott.-We-have-a-bit-of-bad-weather-in-New-York.-It-looks-like-we'll-experience-a-couple-hours-delay.-Barry #these-are-cut-flowers-with-no-water.-They'll-never-make-it.-I-gotta-get-up-there-and-talk-to-them.-Be-careful.-Can-I-get-help-with-the-Sky-Mall-magazine?-I'd-like-to-order-the-talking-inflatable-nose-and-ear-hair-trimmer.-Captain #I'm-in-a-real-situation.-What'd-you-say #Hal?-Nothing.-Bee!-Don't-freak-out!-My-entire-species...-What-are-you-doing?-Wait-a-minute!-I'm-an-attorney!-Who's-an-attorney?-Don't-move.-Oh #Barry.-Good-afternoon #passengers.-This-is-your-captain.-Would-a-Miss-Vanessa-Bloome-in-24B-please-report-to-the-cockpit?-And-please-hurry!-What-happened-here?-There-was-a-DustBuster #a-toupee #a-life-raft-exploded.-One's-bald #one's-in-a-boat #they're-both-unconscious!-Is-that-another-bee-joke?-No!-No-one's-flying-the-plane!-This-is-JFK-control-tower #Flight-356.-What's-your-status?-This-is-Vanessa-Bloome.-I'm-a-florist-from-New-York.-Where's-the-pilot?-He's-unconscious #and-so-is-the-copilot.-Not-good.-Does-anyone-onboard-have-flight-experience?-As-a-matter-of-fact #there-is.-Who's-that?-Barry-Benson.-From-the-honey-trial?!-Oh #great.-Vanessa #this-is-nothing-more-than-a-big-metal-bee.-It's-got-giant-wings #huge-engines.-I-can't-fly-a-plane.-Why-not?-Isn't-John-Travolta-a-pilot?-Yes.-How-hard-could-it-be?-Wait #Barry!-We're-headed-into-some-lightning.-This-is-Bob-Bumble.-We-have-some-late-breaking-news-from-JFK-Airport #where-a-suspenseful-scene-is-developing.-Barry-Benson #fresh-from-his-legal-victory...-That's-Barry!-...is-attempting-to-land-a-plane #loaded-with-people #flowers-and-an-incapacitated-flight-crew.-Flowers?!-We-have-a-storm-in-the-area-and-two-individuals-at-the-controls-with-absolutely-no-flight-experience.-Just-a-minute.-There's-a-bee-on-that-plane.-I'm-quite-familiar-with-Mr.-Benson-and-his-no-account-compadres.-They've-done-enough-damage.-But-isn't-he-your-only-hope?-Technically #a-bee-shouldn't-be-able-to-fly-at-all.-Their-wings-are-too-small...-Haven't-we-heard-this-a-million-times?-'The-surface-area-of-the-wings-and-body-mass-make-no-sense.'-Get-this-on-the-air!-Got-it.-Stand-by.-We're-going-live.-The-way-we-work-may-be-a-mystery-to-you.-Making-honey-takes-a-lot-of-bees-doing-a-lot-of-small-jobs.-But-let-me-tell-you-about-a-small-job.-If-you-do-it-well #it-makes-a-big-difference.-More-than-we-realized.-To-us #to-everyone.-That's-why-I-want-to-get-bees-back-to-working-together.-That's-the-bee-way!-We're-not-made-of-Jell-O.-We-get-behind-a-fellow.-Black-and-yellow!-Hello!-Left #right #down #hover.-Hover?-Forget-hover.-This-isn't-so-hard.-Beep-beep!-Beep-beep!-Barry #what-happened?!-Wait #I-think-we-were-on-autopilot-the-whole-time.-That-may-have-been-helping-me.-And-now-we're-not!-So-it-turns-out-I-cannot-fly-a-plane.-All-of-you #let's-get-behind-this-fellow!-Move-it-out!-Move-out!-Our-only-chance-is-if-I-do-what-I'd-do #you-copy-me-with-the-wings-of-the-plane!-Don't-have-to-yell.-I'm-not-yelling!-We're-in-a-lot-of-trouble.-It's-very-hard-to-concentrate-with-that-panicky-tone-in-your-voice!-It's-not-a-tone.-I'm-panicking!-I-can't-do-this!-Vanessa #pull-yourself-together.-You-have-to-snap-out-of-it!-You-snap-out-of-it.-You-snap-out-of-it.-You-snap-out-of-it!-You-snap-out-of-it!-You-snap-out-of-it!-You-snap-out-of-it!-You-snap-out-of-it!-You-snap-out-of-it!-Hold-it!-Why?-Come-on #it's-my-turn.-How-is-the-plane-flying?-I-don't-know.-Hello?-Benson #got-any-flowers-for-a-happy-occasion-in-there?-The-Pollen-Jocks!-They-do-get-behind-a-fellow.-Black-and-yellow.-Hello.-All-right #let's-drop-this-tin-can-on-the-blacktop.-Where?-I-can't-see-anything.-Can-you?-No #nothing.-It's-all-cloudy.-Come-on.-You-got-to-think-bee #Barry.-Thinking-bee.-Thinking-bee.-Thinking-bee!-Thinking-bee!-Thinking-bee!-Wait-a-minute.-I-think-I'm-feeling-something.-What?-I-don't-know.-It's-strong #pulling-me.-Like-a-27-million-year-old-instinct.-Bring-the-nose-down.-Thinking-bee!-Thinking-bee!-Thinking-bee!-What-in-the-world-is-on-the-tarmac?-Get-some-lights-on-that!-Thinking-bee!-Thinking-bee!-Thinking-bee!-Vanessa #aim-for-the-flower.-OK.-Cut-the-engines.-We're-going-in-on-bee-power.-Ready #boys?-Affirmative!-Good.-Good.-Easy #now.-That's-it.-Land-on-that-flower!-Ready?-Full-reverse!-Spin-it-around!-Not-that-flower!-The-other-one!-Which-one?-That-flower.-I'm-aiming-at-the-flower!-That's-a-fat-guy-in-a-flowered-shirt.-I-mean-the-giant-pulsating-flower-made-of-millions-of-bees!-Pull-forward.-Nose-down.-Tail-up.-Rotate-around-it.-This-is-insane #Barry!-This's-the-only-way-I-know-how-to-fly.-Am-I-koo-koo-kachoo #or-is-this-plane-flying-in-an-insect-like-pattern?-Get-your-nose-in-there.-Don't-be-afraid.-Smell-it.-Full-reverse!-Just-drop-it.-Be-a-part-of-it.-Aim-for-the-center!-Now-drop-it-in!-Drop-it-in #woman!-Come-on #already.-Barry #we-did-it!-You-taught-me-how-to-fly!-Yes.-No-high-five!-Right.-Barry #it-worked!-Did-you-see-the-giant-flower?-What-giant-flower?-Where?-Of-course-I-saw-the-flower!-That-was-genius!-Thank-you.-But-we're-not-done-yet.-Listen #everyone!-This-runway-is-covered-with-the-last-pollen-from-the-last-flowers-available-anywhere-on-Earth.-That-means-this-is-our-Last-Chance.-We're-the-only-ones-who-make-honey #pollinate-flowers-and-dress-like-this.-If-we're-gonna-survive-as-a-species #this-is-our-moment!-What-do-you-say?-Are-we-going-to-be-bees #or-just-Museum-of-Natural-History-keychains?-We're-bees!-Keychain!-Then-follow-me!-Except-Keychain.-Hold-on #Barry.-Here.-You've-earned-this.-Yeah!-I'm-a-Pollen-Jock!-And-it's-a-perfect-fit.-All-I-gotta-do-are-the-sleeves.-Oh #yeah.-That's-our-Barry.-Mom!-The-bees-are-back!-If-anybody-needs-to-make-a-call #now's-the-time.-I-got-a-feeling-we'll-be-working-late-tonight!-Here's-your-change.-Have-a-great-afternoon!-Can-I-help-who's-next?-Would-you-like-some-honey-with-that?-It-is-bee-approved.-Don't-forget-these.-Milk #cream #cheese #it's-all-me.--And-I-don't-see-a-nickel!-Sometimes-I-just-feel-like-a-piece-of-meat!-I-had-no-idea.-Barry #I'm-sorry.-Have-you-got-a-moment?-Would-you-excuse-me?-My-mosquito-associate-will-help-you.-Sorry-I'm-late.-He's-a-lawyer-too?-I-was-already-a-blood-sucking-parasite.-All-I-needed-was-a-briefcase.-Have-a-great-afternoon!-Barry #I-just-got-this-huge-tulip-order #and-I-can't-get-them-anywhere.-No-problem #Vannie.-Just-leave-it-to-me.-You're-a-lifesaver #Barry.-Can-I-help-who's-next?-All-right #scramble #jocks!-It's-time-to-fly.-Thank-you #Barry!-That-bee-is-living-my-life!-Let-it-go #Kenny.-When-will-this-nightmare-end?!-Let-it-all-go.-Beautiful-day-to-fly.-Sure-is.-Between-you-and-me #I-was-dying-to-get-out-of-that-office.-You-have-got-to-start-thinking-bee #my-friend.-Thinking-bee!-Me?-Hold-it.-Let's-just-stop-for-a-second.-Hold-it.-I'm-sorry.-I'm-sorry #everyone.-Can-we-stop-here?-I'm-not-making-a-major-life-decision-during-a-production-number!-All-right.-Take-ten #everybody.-Wrap-it-up #guys.-I-had-virtually-no-rehearsal-for-that.
    #guysihadvirtuallynorehearsalforthat #everybodywrapitup #everyonecanwestophereimnotmakingamajorlifedecisionduringaproductionnumberallrighttaketen #myfriendthinkingbeemeholditletsjuststopforasecondholditimsorryimsorry #iwasdyingtogetoutofthatofficeyouhavegottostartthinkingbee #kennywhenwillthisnightmareendletitallgobeautifuldaytoflysureisbetweenyouandme
  3. Mark Gardner @[email protected] ·
    CW: -uspol

    #RenéeGood is dead. An #ICE agent shot her three times through her car window in #Minneapolis. Video shows the agent had time to step away—instead he drew his weapon and fired. This wasn’t self-defense. It was execution.

    Philosopher Harry Binswanger traces the philosophical chain: hbletter.com/trumps-gestapo-is

    ICE exists because we philosophically and politically destroyed the concept of #IndividualRights.#Bentham called #rights “nonsense upon stilts” 20 years after #Kant. That became settled doctrine. Without a defensible theory of rights grounded in reality, we got the #Progressive movement’s #collectivism, then the xenophobia that built ICE, and now we have federal agents executing protesters in the street.

    ICE has no legitimate function—it exists to grab and deport people, operating with arbitrary force. "The nature of an action follows from the nature of the entity that acts.” ICE's nature is thuggery wrapped in the language of #LawEnforcement.

    But there’s also a commercial-political chain that made this possible: government agencies contract with private #surveillance companies to bypass #FourthAmendment protections. What the government can’t collect directly, it purchases from #DataBrokers and information services.

    The technical infrastructure—databases, APIs, real-time intelligence platforms—gets built by engineers who think they're just solving technical problems. That infrastructure feeds into operations that put agents on Minneapolis streets with intelligence they couldn’t legally gather themselves.

    This didn't have to happen.

    Rights theory didn't have to lose to #utilitarianism and Kantian duty. We didn’t have to allow commercial surveillance to become a Fourth Amendment bypass. But we did, and now 37-year-old Renée Good is dead because an agent felt empowered to approach her car, try her door handle, and shoot when she tried to leave.

    The horror isn’t just that Renée Good died. It’s that her death was philosophically, politically, and technically inevitable once we abandoned individual rights and built the infrastructure to enforce #collectivist #immigration policy at scale.

    #ReneeGood #philosophy #politics #USpol #USpolitics #SurveillanceState #SurveillanceCapitalism

    #reneegood #ice #minneapolis #individualrights #bentham #rights
  4. Mark Gardner @[email protected] ·
    CW: -uspol

    #RenéeGood is dead. An #ICE agent shot her three times through her car window in #Minneapolis. Video shows the agent had time to step away—instead he drew his weapon and fired. This wasn’t self-defense. It was execution.

    Philosopher Harry Binswanger traces the philosophical chain: hbletter.com/trumps-gestapo-is

    ICE exists because we philosophically and politically destroyed the concept of #IndividualRights.#Bentham called #rights “nonsense upon stilts” 20 years after #Kant. That became settled doctrine. Without a defensible theory of rights grounded in reality, we got the #Progressive movement’s #collectivism, then the xenophobia that built ICE, and now we have federal agents executing protesters in the street.

    ICE has no legitimate function—it exists to grab and deport people, operating with arbitrary force. "The nature of an action follows from the nature of the entity that acts.” ICE's nature is thuggery wrapped in the language of #LawEnforcement.

    But there’s also a commercial-political chain that made this possible: government agencies contract with private #surveillance companies to bypass #FourthAmendment protections. What the government can’t collect directly, it purchases from #DataBrokers and information services.

    The technical infrastructure—databases, APIs, real-time intelligence platforms—gets built by engineers who think they're just solving technical problems. That infrastructure feeds into operations that put agents on Minneapolis streets with intelligence they couldn’t legally gather themselves.

    This didn't have to happen.

    Rights theory didn't have to lose to #utilitarianism and Kantian duty. We didn’t have to allow commercial surveillance to become a Fourth Amendment bypass. But we did, and now 37-year-old Renée Good is dead because an agent felt empowered to approach her car, try her door handle, and shoot when she tried to leave.

    The horror isn’t just that Renée Good died. It’s that her death was philosophically, politically, and technically inevitable once we abandoned individual rights and built the infrastructure to enforce #collectivist #immigration policy at scale.

    #ReneeGood #philosophy #politics #USpol #USpolitics #SurveillanceState #SurveillanceCapitalism

    #reneegood #ice #minneapolis #individualrights #bentham #rights
  5. Mark Gardner @[email protected] ·
    CW: -uspol

    #RenéeGood is dead. An #ICE agent shot her three times through her car window in #Minneapolis. Video shows the agent had time to step away—instead he drew his weapon and fired. This wasn’t self-defense. It was execution.

    Philosopher Harry Binswanger traces the philosophical chain: hbletter.com/trumps-gestapo-is

    ICE exists because we philosophically and politically destroyed the concept of #IndividualRights.#Bentham called #rights “nonsense upon stilts” 20 years after #Kant. That became settled doctrine. Without a defensible theory of rights grounded in reality, we got the #Progressive movement’s #collectivism, then the xenophobia that built ICE, and now we have federal agents executing protesters in the street.

    ICE has no legitimate function—it exists to grab and deport people, operating with arbitrary force. "The nature of an action follows from the nature of the entity that acts.” ICE's nature is thuggery wrapped in the language of #LawEnforcement.

    But there’s also a commercial-political chain that made this possible: government agencies contract with private #surveillance companies to bypass #FourthAmendment protections. What the government can’t collect directly, it purchases from #DataBrokers and information services.

    The technical infrastructure—databases, APIs, real-time intelligence platforms—gets built by engineers who think they're just solving technical problems. That infrastructure feeds into operations that put agents on Minneapolis streets with intelligence they couldn’t legally gather themselves.

    This didn't have to happen.

    Rights theory didn't have to lose to #utilitarianism and Kantian duty. We didn’t have to allow commercial surveillance to become a Fourth Amendment bypass. But we did, and now 37-year-old Renée Good is dead because an agent felt empowered to approach her car, try her door handle, and shoot when she tried to leave.

    The horror isn’t just that Renée Good died. It’s that her death was philosophically, politically, and technically inevitable once we abandoned individual rights and built the infrastructure to enforce #collectivist #immigration policy at scale.

    #ReneeGood #philosophy #politics #USpol #USpolitics #SurveillanceState #SurveillanceCapitalism

    #reneegood #ice #minneapolis #individualrights #bentham #rights
  6. Mark Gardner @[email protected] ·
    CW: -uspol

    #RenéeGood is dead. An #ICE agent shot her three times through her car window in #Minneapolis. Video shows the agent had time to step away—instead he drew his weapon and fired. This wasn’t self-defense. It was execution.

    Philosopher Harry Binswanger traces the philosophical chain: hbletter.com/trumps-gestapo-is

    ICE exists because we philosophically and politically destroyed the concept of #IndividualRights.#Bentham called #rights “nonsense upon stilts” 20 years after #Kant. That became settled doctrine. Without a defensible theory of rights grounded in reality, we got the #Progressive movement’s #collectivism, then the xenophobia that built ICE, and now we have federal agents executing protesters in the street.

    ICE has no legitimate function—it exists to grab and deport people, operating with arbitrary force. "The nature of an action follows from the nature of the entity that acts.” ICE's nature is thuggery wrapped in the language of #LawEnforcement.

    But there’s also a commercial-political chain that made this possible: government agencies contract with private #surveillance companies to bypass #FourthAmendment protections. What the government can’t collect directly, it purchases from #DataBrokers and information services.

    The technical infrastructure—databases, APIs, real-time intelligence platforms—gets built by engineers who think they're just solving technical problems. That infrastructure feeds into operations that put agents on Minneapolis streets with intelligence they couldn’t legally gather themselves.

    This didn't have to happen.

    Rights theory didn't have to lose to #utilitarianism and Kantian duty. We didn’t have to allow commercial surveillance to become a Fourth Amendment bypass. But we did, and now 37-year-old Renée Good is dead because an agent felt empowered to approach her car, try her door handle, and shoot when she tried to leave.

    The horror isn’t just that Renée Good died. It’s that her death was philosophically, politically, and technically inevitable once we abandoned individual rights and built the infrastructure to enforce #collectivist #immigration policy at scale.

    #ReneeGood #philosophy #politics #USpol #USpolitics #SurveillanceState #SurveillanceCapitalism

    #surveillancecapitalism #surveillancestate #uspolitics #uspol #politics #philosophy
  7. Mark Gardner @[email protected] ·
    CW: -uspol

    #RenéeGood is dead. An #ICE agent shot her three times through her car window in #Minneapolis. Video shows the agent had time to step away—instead he drew his weapon and fired. This wasn’t self-defense. It was execution.

    Philosopher Harry Binswanger traces the philosophical chain: hbletter.com/trumps-gestapo-is

    ICE exists because we philosophically and politically destroyed the concept of #IndividualRights.#Bentham called #rights “nonsense upon stilts” 20 years after #Kant. That became settled doctrine. Without a defensible theory of rights grounded in reality, we got the #Progressive movement’s #collectivism, then the xenophobia that built ICE, and now we have federal agents executing protesters in the street.

    ICE has no legitimate function—it exists to grab and deport people, operating with arbitrary force. "The nature of an action follows from the nature of the entity that acts.” ICE's nature is thuggery wrapped in the language of #LawEnforcement.

    But there’s also a commercial-political chain that made this possible: government agencies contract with private #surveillance companies to bypass #FourthAmendment protections. What the government can’t collect directly, it purchases from #DataBrokers and information services.

    The technical infrastructure—databases, APIs, real-time intelligence platforms—gets built by engineers who think they're just solving technical problems. That infrastructure feeds into operations that put agents on Minneapolis streets with intelligence they couldn’t legally gather themselves.

    This didn't have to happen.

    Rights theory didn't have to lose to #utilitarianism and Kantian duty. We didn’t have to allow commercial surveillance to become a Fourth Amendment bypass. But we did, and now 37-year-old Renée Good is dead because an agent felt empowered to approach her car, try her door handle, and shoot when she tried to leave.

    The horror isn’t just that Renée Good died. It’s that her death was philosophically, politically, and technically inevitable once we abandoned individual rights and built the infrastructure to enforce #collectivist #immigration policy at scale.

    #ReneeGood #philosophy #politics #USpol #USpolitics #SurveillanceState #SurveillanceCapitalism

    #reneegood #ice #minneapolis #individualrights #bentham #rights
  8. DrWeb @[email protected] ·

    Our Phones Are Wrecking Our Attention Span; Here’s What to Do About It – ELLE Canada Magazine – Beauty, Fashion and Lifestyle Trends & Celebrity News

    Health & Fitness

    Our Phones Are Wrecking Our Attention Span; Here’s What to Do About It

    Anna Lembke, addiction expert and author of Dopamine Nation, calls smartphones “modern-day hypodermic needles,” as they deliver digital dopamine 24-7 and make users vulnerable to compulsive use. Is a “dopamine detox” the key to breaking the habit?

    by : Jennifer Berry– Jan 6th, 2026

    STOCKSY

    I sit down to respond to emails on my laptop. I make it through two messages before I grab my iPhone and open TikTok. I scroll through videos for five minutes (or was it 10?), send a particularly funny video skewering the faux urgency of corporate America to the group chat and put my phone away. Back to emails. A few minutes later, my phone is mysteriously in my hand again, and I’m seeing what’s happening on Instagram. Boring. I check text messages and respond to one. Ooooohhh, has the Ssense sale started yet? I stop myself. What was I supposed to be doing again?

    Flashes of TikTok videos about adult women with ADHD are running through my head like a film reel when I remember an ad I was recently served for a habit-building app that promises to cure “dopamine addiction,” among other things. Am I a dopamine addict with a latent attention disorder? Or just the average chronically online (elder) millennial who’s glued to their phone for work and entertainment?

    Harvard Medical School defines dopamine as a neuro-transmitter that helps us feel pleasure as part of the brain’s reward system. You know that flutter of good vibes you feel when clicking “purchase” in your favourite shopping app or after you’ve had a good old-fashioned roll in the hay? That’s a release of dopamine, or a “dopamine rush.”

    While one can’t technically be addicted to dopamine itself, the role dopamine plays in addiction is very real, says Anna Lembke, professor of psychiatry at Stanford University School of Medicine, chief of the Stanford Addiction Medicine Dual Diagnosis Clinic and author of the book Dopamine Nation: Finding Balance in the Age of Indulgence. “Dopamine is the ‘go’ signal,” she explains—the one that tells our brains we should keep doing a particular behaviour. And over time, our brains get accustomed to high dopamine levels, which means we require more intense stimuli to feel the same amount of pleasure. “This leads to tolerance, where now we need more reinforcing substances and behaviours to feel any kind of interest or salience or pleasure at all,” says Lembke. “And when we’re not using, we’re in withdrawal.” This explains why scrolling sessions can get longer and longer—the behaviour needs to escalate to generate the same rush.

    Lembke studies all forms of addiction, from drugs and sex to online gambling and digital devices. She’s one of many authors and academics, like The Anxious Generation’s Jonathan Haidt, who caution against our reliance on screens and algorithms and the quick, cheap hits of dopamine they’re laced with.

    When I ask Lembke if my habitual phone-grabbing could be an addiction, she doesn’t attempt to diagnose me in a 30-minute interview but says that her threshold for a smartphone addiction would be much higher than what I’d described. (Phew.) “There’s problematic or risky behaviour that I would say most of us fall prey to, even if we’re not meeting the criteria for addiction,” she says. That doesn’t mean treating the device like an appendage is without consequences—like frying your attention span, which it seems to be doing to me.

    “These devices have, in a sense, trained our minds to interrupt ourselves, thereby preventing the deep concentration and gratifying flow state—which are in themselves sources of healthy dopamine—we could get into if we weren’t intermittently distracted by these devices.”

    “The fracturing of our attention [span] is something that is resulting from our use of these devices,” Lembke confirms. “They’re very engaging. So for our reward pathways, [using them is] soothing and frictionless. It’s not effortful, and it’s an instant feel-good. As a result, we’re not building up the kinds of mental calluses we need to tolerate frustration, to wait for answers, to be uncertain, to tolerate ambiguity.

    “When it comes to what you described, that’s a great example of how these devices have, in a sense, trained our minds to interrupt ourselves, thereby preventing the deep concentration and gratifying flow state—which are in themselves sources of healthy dopamine—we could get into if we weren’t intermittently distracted by these devices.”

    Lembke suggests that perhaps I’m reaching for my phone (and a quick hit of instant gratification) when I’m encountering something slightly uncomfortable in my work. “If you reflect on distraction and consumption, what you’ll probably observe is that the moments when you reflexively grab your phone are moments when you’ve encountered a little bit of a roadblock in the work you’re doing—a moment when you’re not exactly sure what the next step is.” This is the crux of digital addiction: We don’t want to feel discomfort for even a moment (and that uneasiness could be boredom, tension with a co-worker or household chores you need to tackle), so we keep reaching for the thing that offers a temporary respite.

    Lembke says that we have to train ourselves to accept certain levels of pain in order to feel pleasure. In the case of my constant self-interruptions, that pleasure would be the satisfaction of getting into a focused state. “The best way to deepen your work is to actually pause there and let yourself just sit in those eddying waters for a while,” she says. “Eventually, your mind will produce what the next step should be.” In regularly reaching for my emotional-support device, I’m not letting myself get into deep, challenging work. And I’m also not reaping the bigger reward that comes from doing hard things.

    Continue/Read Original Article Here: Our Phones Are Wrecking Our Attention Span; Here’s What to Do About It | ELLE Canada Magazine | Beauty, Fashion and Lifestyle Trends & Celebrity News

    Tags: Attention, Attention Span, Canada, Digital, Distracting, Elle, Emotional Responses, Focus, Jennifer Berry, Lifestyle, Magazine, phones, Prevents Concentration, Risky Behavior, Wrecking
    #Attention #AttentionSpan #Canada #Digital #Distracting #Elle #EmotionalResponses #Focus #JenniferBerry #Lifestyle #Magazine #phones #PreventsConcentration #RiskyBehavior #Wrecking
    #attention #attentionspan #canada #digital #distracting #elle
  9. DrWeb @[email protected] ·

    Our Phones Are Wrecking Our Attention Span; Here’s What to Do About It – ELLE Canada Magazine – Beauty, Fashion and Lifestyle Trends & Celebrity News

    Health & Fitness

    Our Phones Are Wrecking Our Attention Span; Here’s What to Do About It

    Anna Lembke, addiction expert and author of Dopamine Nation, calls smartphones “modern-day hypodermic needles,” as they deliver digital dopamine 24-7 and make users vulnerable to compulsive use. Is a “dopamine detox” the key to breaking the habit?

    by : Jennifer Berry– Jan 6th, 2026

    STOCKSY

    I sit down to respond to emails on my laptop. I make it through two messages before I grab my iPhone and open TikTok. I scroll through videos for five minutes (or was it 10?), send a particularly funny video skewering the faux urgency of corporate America to the group chat and put my phone away. Back to emails. A few minutes later, my phone is mysteriously in my hand again, and I’m seeing what’s happening on Instagram. Boring. I check text messages and respond to one. Ooooohhh, has the Ssense sale started yet? I stop myself. What was I supposed to be doing again?

    Flashes of TikTok videos about adult women with ADHD are running through my head like a film reel when I remember an ad I was recently served for a habit-building app that promises to cure “dopamine addiction,” among other things. Am I a dopamine addict with a latent attention disorder? Or just the average chronically online (elder) millennial who’s glued to their phone for work and entertainment?

    Harvard Medical School defines dopamine as a neuro-transmitter that helps us feel pleasure as part of the brain’s reward system. You know that flutter of good vibes you feel when clicking “purchase” in your favourite shopping app or after you’ve had a good old-fashioned roll in the hay? That’s a release of dopamine, or a “dopamine rush.”

    While one can’t technically be addicted to dopamine itself, the role dopamine plays in addiction is very real, says Anna Lembke, professor of psychiatry at Stanford University School of Medicine, chief of the Stanford Addiction Medicine Dual Diagnosis Clinic and author of the book Dopamine Nation: Finding Balance in the Age of Indulgence. “Dopamine is the ‘go’ signal,” she explains—the one that tells our brains we should keep doing a particular behaviour. And over time, our brains get accustomed to high dopamine levels, which means we require more intense stimuli to feel the same amount of pleasure. “This leads to tolerance, where now we need more reinforcing substances and behaviours to feel any kind of interest or salience or pleasure at all,” says Lembke. “And when we’re not using, we’re in withdrawal.” This explains why scrolling sessions can get longer and longer—the behaviour needs to escalate to generate the same rush.

    Lembke studies all forms of addiction, from drugs and sex to online gambling and digital devices. She’s one of many authors and academics, like The Anxious Generation’s Jonathan Haidt, who caution against our reliance on screens and algorithms and the quick, cheap hits of dopamine they’re laced with.

    When I ask Lembke if my habitual phone-grabbing could be an addiction, she doesn’t attempt to diagnose me in a 30-minute interview but says that her threshold for a smartphone addiction would be much higher than what I’d described. (Phew.) “There’s problematic or risky behaviour that I would say most of us fall prey to, even if we’re not meeting the criteria for addiction,” she says. That doesn’t mean treating the device like an appendage is without consequences—like frying your attention span, which it seems to be doing to me.

    “These devices have, in a sense, trained our minds to interrupt ourselves, thereby preventing the deep concentration and gratifying flow state—which are in themselves sources of healthy dopamine—we could get into if we weren’t intermittently distracted by these devices.”

    “The fracturing of our attention [span] is something that is resulting from our use of these devices,” Lembke confirms. “They’re very engaging. So for our reward pathways, [using them is] soothing and frictionless. It’s not effortful, and it’s an instant feel-good. As a result, we’re not building up the kinds of mental calluses we need to tolerate frustration, to wait for answers, to be uncertain, to tolerate ambiguity.

    “When it comes to what you described, that’s a great example of how these devices have, in a sense, trained our minds to interrupt ourselves, thereby preventing the deep concentration and gratifying flow state—which are in themselves sources of healthy dopamine—we could get into if we weren’t intermittently distracted by these devices.”

    Lembke suggests that perhaps I’m reaching for my phone (and a quick hit of instant gratification) when I’m encountering something slightly uncomfortable in my work. “If you reflect on distraction and consumption, what you’ll probably observe is that the moments when you reflexively grab your phone are moments when you’ve encountered a little bit of a roadblock in the work you’re doing—a moment when you’re not exactly sure what the next step is.” This is the crux of digital addiction: We don’t want to feel discomfort for even a moment (and that uneasiness could be boredom, tension with a co-worker or household chores you need to tackle), so we keep reaching for the thing that offers a temporary respite.

    Lembke says that we have to train ourselves to accept certain levels of pain in order to feel pleasure. In the case of my constant self-interruptions, that pleasure would be the satisfaction of getting into a focused state. “The best way to deepen your work is to actually pause there and let yourself just sit in those eddying waters for a while,” she says. “Eventually, your mind will produce what the next step should be.” In regularly reaching for my emotional-support device, I’m not letting myself get into deep, challenging work. And I’m also not reaping the bigger reward that comes from doing hard things.

    Continue/Read Original Article Here: Our Phones Are Wrecking Our Attention Span; Here’s What to Do About It | ELLE Canada Magazine | Beauty, Fashion and Lifestyle Trends & Celebrity News

    Tags: Attention, Attention Span, Canada, Digital, Distracting, Elle, Emotional Responses, Focus, Jennifer Berry, Lifestyle, Magazine, phones, Prevents Concentration, Risky Behavior, Wrecking
    #Attention #AttentionSpan #Canada #Digital #Distracting #Elle #EmotionalResponses #Focus #JenniferBerry #Lifestyle #Magazine #phones #PreventsConcentration #RiskyBehavior #Wrecking
    #attention #attentionspan #canada #digital #distracting #elle
  10. DrWeb @[email protected] ·

    Our Phones Are Wrecking Our Attention Span; Here’s What to Do About It – ELLE Canada Magazine – Beauty, Fashion and Lifestyle Trends & Celebrity News

    Health & Fitness

    Our Phones Are Wrecking Our Attention Span; Here’s What to Do About It

    Anna Lembke, addiction expert and author of Dopamine Nation, calls smartphones “modern-day hypodermic needles,” as they deliver digital dopamine 24-7 and make users vulnerable to compulsive use. Is a “dopamine detox” the key to breaking the habit?

    by : Jennifer Berry– Jan 6th, 2026

    STOCKSY

    I sit down to respond to emails on my laptop. I make it through two messages before I grab my iPhone and open TikTok. I scroll through videos for five minutes (or was it 10?), send a particularly funny video skewering the faux urgency of corporate America to the group chat and put my phone away. Back to emails. A few minutes later, my phone is mysteriously in my hand again, and I’m seeing what’s happening on Instagram. Boring. I check text messages and respond to one. Ooooohhh, has the Ssense sale started yet? I stop myself. What was I supposed to be doing again?

    Flashes of TikTok videos about adult women with ADHD are running through my head like a film reel when I remember an ad I was recently served for a habit-building app that promises to cure “dopamine addiction,” among other things. Am I a dopamine addict with a latent attention disorder? Or just the average chronically online (elder) millennial who’s glued to their phone for work and entertainment?

    Harvard Medical School defines dopamine as a neuro-transmitter that helps us feel pleasure as part of the brain’s reward system. You know that flutter of good vibes you feel when clicking “purchase” in your favourite shopping app or after you’ve had a good old-fashioned roll in the hay? That’s a release of dopamine, or a “dopamine rush.”

    While one can’t technically be addicted to dopamine itself, the role dopamine plays in addiction is very real, says Anna Lembke, professor of psychiatry at Stanford University School of Medicine, chief of the Stanford Addiction Medicine Dual Diagnosis Clinic and author of the book Dopamine Nation: Finding Balance in the Age of Indulgence. “Dopamine is the ‘go’ signal,” she explains—the one that tells our brains we should keep doing a particular behaviour. And over time, our brains get accustomed to high dopamine levels, which means we require more intense stimuli to feel the same amount of pleasure. “This leads to tolerance, where now we need more reinforcing substances and behaviours to feel any kind of interest or salience or pleasure at all,” says Lembke. “And when we’re not using, we’re in withdrawal.” This explains why scrolling sessions can get longer and longer—the behaviour needs to escalate to generate the same rush.

    Lembke studies all forms of addiction, from drugs and sex to online gambling and digital devices. She’s one of many authors and academics, like The Anxious Generation’s Jonathan Haidt, who caution against our reliance on screens and algorithms and the quick, cheap hits of dopamine they’re laced with.

    When I ask Lembke if my habitual phone-grabbing could be an addiction, she doesn’t attempt to diagnose me in a 30-minute interview but says that her threshold for a smartphone addiction would be much higher than what I’d described. (Phew.) “There’s problematic or risky behaviour that I would say most of us fall prey to, even if we’re not meeting the criteria for addiction,” she says. That doesn’t mean treating the device like an appendage is without consequences—like frying your attention span, which it seems to be doing to me.

    “These devices have, in a sense, trained our minds to interrupt ourselves, thereby preventing the deep concentration and gratifying flow state—which are in themselves sources of healthy dopamine—we could get into if we weren’t intermittently distracted by these devices.”

    “The fracturing of our attention [span] is something that is resulting from our use of these devices,” Lembke confirms. “They’re very engaging. So for our reward pathways, [using them is] soothing and frictionless. It’s not effortful, and it’s an instant feel-good. As a result, we’re not building up the kinds of mental calluses we need to tolerate frustration, to wait for answers, to be uncertain, to tolerate ambiguity.

    “When it comes to what you described, that’s a great example of how these devices have, in a sense, trained our minds to interrupt ourselves, thereby preventing the deep concentration and gratifying flow state—which are in themselves sources of healthy dopamine—we could get into if we weren’t intermittently distracted by these devices.”

    Lembke suggests that perhaps I’m reaching for my phone (and a quick hit of instant gratification) when I’m encountering something slightly uncomfortable in my work. “If you reflect on distraction and consumption, what you’ll probably observe is that the moments when you reflexively grab your phone are moments when you’ve encountered a little bit of a roadblock in the work you’re doing—a moment when you’re not exactly sure what the next step is.” This is the crux of digital addiction: We don’t want to feel discomfort for even a moment (and that uneasiness could be boredom, tension with a co-worker or household chores you need to tackle), so we keep reaching for the thing that offers a temporary respite.

    Lembke says that we have to train ourselves to accept certain levels of pain in order to feel pleasure. In the case of my constant self-interruptions, that pleasure would be the satisfaction of getting into a focused state. “The best way to deepen your work is to actually pause there and let yourself just sit in those eddying waters for a while,” she says. “Eventually, your mind will produce what the next step should be.” In regularly reaching for my emotional-support device, I’m not letting myself get into deep, challenging work. And I’m also not reaping the bigger reward that comes from doing hard things.

    Continue/Read Original Article Here: Our Phones Are Wrecking Our Attention Span; Here’s What to Do About It | ELLE Canada Magazine | Beauty, Fashion and Lifestyle Trends & Celebrity News

    Tags: Attention, Attention Span, Canada, Digital, Distracting, Elle, Emotional Responses, Focus, Jennifer Berry, Lifestyle, Magazine, phones, Prevents Concentration, Risky Behavior, Wrecking
    #Attention #AttentionSpan #Canada #Digital #Distracting #Elle #EmotionalResponses #Focus #JenniferBerry #Lifestyle #Magazine #phones #PreventsConcentration #RiskyBehavior #Wrecking
    #attention #attentionspan #canada #digital #distracting #elle
  11. DrWeb @[email protected] ·

    Our Phones Are Wrecking Our Attention Span; Here’s What to Do About It – ELLE Canada Magazine – Beauty, Fashion and Lifestyle Trends & Celebrity News

    Health & Fitness

    Our Phones Are Wrecking Our Attention Span; Here’s What to Do About It

    Anna Lembke, addiction expert and author of Dopamine Nation, calls smartphones “modern-day hypodermic needles,” as they deliver digital dopamine 24-7 and make users vulnerable to compulsive use. Is a “dopamine detox” the key to breaking the habit?

    by : Jennifer Berry– Jan 6th, 2026

    STOCKSY

    I sit down to respond to emails on my laptop. I make it through two messages before I grab my iPhone and open TikTok. I scroll through videos for five minutes (or was it 10?), send a particularly funny video skewering the faux urgency of corporate America to the group chat and put my phone away. Back to emails. A few minutes later, my phone is mysteriously in my hand again, and I’m seeing what’s happening on Instagram. Boring. I check text messages and respond to one. Ooooohhh, has the Ssense sale started yet? I stop myself. What was I supposed to be doing again?

    Flashes of TikTok videos about adult women with ADHD are running through my head like a film reel when I remember an ad I was recently served for a habit-building app that promises to cure “dopamine addiction,” among other things. Am I a dopamine addict with a latent attention disorder? Or just the average chronically online (elder) millennial who’s glued to their phone for work and entertainment?

    Harvard Medical School defines dopamine as a neuro-transmitter that helps us feel pleasure as part of the brain’s reward system. You know that flutter of good vibes you feel when clicking “purchase” in your favourite shopping app or after you’ve had a good old-fashioned roll in the hay? That’s a release of dopamine, or a “dopamine rush.”

    While one can’t technically be addicted to dopamine itself, the role dopamine plays in addiction is very real, says Anna Lembke, professor of psychiatry at Stanford University School of Medicine, chief of the Stanford Addiction Medicine Dual Diagnosis Clinic and author of the book Dopamine Nation: Finding Balance in the Age of Indulgence. “Dopamine is the ‘go’ signal,” she explains—the one that tells our brains we should keep doing a particular behaviour. And over time, our brains get accustomed to high dopamine levels, which means we require more intense stimuli to feel the same amount of pleasure. “This leads to tolerance, where now we need more reinforcing substances and behaviours to feel any kind of interest or salience or pleasure at all,” says Lembke. “And when we’re not using, we’re in withdrawal.” This explains why scrolling sessions can get longer and longer—the behaviour needs to escalate to generate the same rush.

    Lembke studies all forms of addiction, from drugs and sex to online gambling and digital devices. She’s one of many authors and academics, like The Anxious Generation’s Jonathan Haidt, who caution against our reliance on screens and algorithms and the quick, cheap hits of dopamine they’re laced with.

    When I ask Lembke if my habitual phone-grabbing could be an addiction, she doesn’t attempt to diagnose me in a 30-minute interview but says that her threshold for a smartphone addiction would be much higher than what I’d described. (Phew.) “There’s problematic or risky behaviour that I would say most of us fall prey to, even if we’re not meeting the criteria for addiction,” she says. That doesn’t mean treating the device like an appendage is without consequences—like frying your attention span, which it seems to be doing to me.

    “These devices have, in a sense, trained our minds to interrupt ourselves, thereby preventing the deep concentration and gratifying flow state—which are in themselves sources of healthy dopamine—we could get into if we weren’t intermittently distracted by these devices.”

    “The fracturing of our attention [span] is something that is resulting from our use of these devices,” Lembke confirms. “They’re very engaging. So for our reward pathways, [using them is] soothing and frictionless. It’s not effortful, and it’s an instant feel-good. As a result, we’re not building up the kinds of mental calluses we need to tolerate frustration, to wait for answers, to be uncertain, to tolerate ambiguity.

    “When it comes to what you described, that’s a great example of how these devices have, in a sense, trained our minds to interrupt ourselves, thereby preventing the deep concentration and gratifying flow state—which are in themselves sources of healthy dopamine—we could get into if we weren’t intermittently distracted by these devices.”

    Lembke suggests that perhaps I’m reaching for my phone (and a quick hit of instant gratification) when I’m encountering something slightly uncomfortable in my work. “If you reflect on distraction and consumption, what you’ll probably observe is that the moments when you reflexively grab your phone are moments when you’ve encountered a little bit of a roadblock in the work you’re doing—a moment when you’re not exactly sure what the next step is.” This is the crux of digital addiction: We don’t want to feel discomfort for even a moment (and that uneasiness could be boredom, tension with a co-worker or household chores you need to tackle), so we keep reaching for the thing that offers a temporary respite.

    Lembke says that we have to train ourselves to accept certain levels of pain in order to feel pleasure. In the case of my constant self-interruptions, that pleasure would be the satisfaction of getting into a focused state. “The best way to deepen your work is to actually pause there and let yourself just sit in those eddying waters for a while,” she says. “Eventually, your mind will produce what the next step should be.” In regularly reaching for my emotional-support device, I’m not letting myself get into deep, challenging work. And I’m also not reaping the bigger reward that comes from doing hard things.

    Continue/Read Original Article Here: Our Phones Are Wrecking Our Attention Span; Here’s What to Do About It | ELLE Canada Magazine | Beauty, Fashion and Lifestyle Trends & Celebrity News

    #Attention #AttentionSpan #Canada #Digital #Distracting #Elle #EmotionalResponses #Focus #JenniferBerry #Lifestyle #Magazine #phones #PreventsConcentration #RiskyBehavior #Wrecking
    #wrecking #riskybehavior #preventsconcentration #phones #magazine #lifestyle
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    Our Phones Are Wrecking Our Attention Span; Here’s What to Do About It – ELLE Canada Magazine – Beauty, Fashion and Lifestyle Trends & Celebrity News

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    Our Phones Are Wrecking Our Attention Span; Here’s What to Do About It

    Anna Lembke, addiction expert and author of Dopamine Nation, calls smartphones “modern-day hypodermic needles,” as they deliver digital dopamine 24-7 and make users vulnerable to compulsive use. Is a “dopamine detox” the key to breaking the habit?

    by : Jennifer Berry– Jan 6th, 2026

    STOCKSY

    I sit down to respond to emails on my laptop. I make it through two messages before I grab my iPhone and open TikTok. I scroll through videos for five minutes (or was it 10?), send a particularly funny video skewering the faux urgency of corporate America to the group chat and put my phone away. Back to emails. A few minutes later, my phone is mysteriously in my hand again, and I’m seeing what’s happening on Instagram. Boring. I check text messages and respond to one. Ooooohhh, has the Ssense sale started yet? I stop myself. What was I supposed to be doing again?

    Flashes of TikTok videos about adult women with ADHD are running through my head like a film reel when I remember an ad I was recently served for a habit-building app that promises to cure “dopamine addiction,” among other things. Am I a dopamine addict with a latent attention disorder? Or just the average chronically online (elder) millennial who’s glued to their phone for work and entertainment?

    Harvard Medical School defines dopamine as a neuro-transmitter that helps us feel pleasure as part of the brain’s reward system. You know that flutter of good vibes you feel when clicking “purchase” in your favourite shopping app or after you’ve had a good old-fashioned roll in the hay? That’s a release of dopamine, or a “dopamine rush.”

    While one can’t technically be addicted to dopamine itself, the role dopamine plays in addiction is very real, says Anna Lembke, professor of psychiatry at Stanford University School of Medicine, chief of the Stanford Addiction Medicine Dual Diagnosis Clinic and author of the book Dopamine Nation: Finding Balance in the Age of Indulgence. “Dopamine is the ‘go’ signal,” she explains—the one that tells our brains we should keep doing a particular behaviour. And over time, our brains get accustomed to high dopamine levels, which means we require more intense stimuli to feel the same amount of pleasure. “This leads to tolerance, where now we need more reinforcing substances and behaviours to feel any kind of interest or salience or pleasure at all,” says Lembke. “And when we’re not using, we’re in withdrawal.” This explains why scrolling sessions can get longer and longer—the behaviour needs to escalate to generate the same rush.

    Lembke studies all forms of addiction, from drugs and sex to online gambling and digital devices. She’s one of many authors and academics, like The Anxious Generation’s Jonathan Haidt, who caution against our reliance on screens and algorithms and the quick, cheap hits of dopamine they’re laced with.

    When I ask Lembke if my habitual phone-grabbing could be an addiction, she doesn’t attempt to diagnose me in a 30-minute interview but says that her threshold for a smartphone addiction would be much higher than what I’d described. (Phew.) “There’s problematic or risky behaviour that I would say most of us fall prey to, even if we’re not meeting the criteria for addiction,” she says. That doesn’t mean treating the device like an appendage is without consequences—like frying your attention span, which it seems to be doing to me.

    “These devices have, in a sense, trained our minds to interrupt ourselves, thereby preventing the deep concentration and gratifying flow state—which are in themselves sources of healthy dopamine—we could get into if we weren’t intermittently distracted by these devices.”

    “The fracturing of our attention [span] is something that is resulting from our use of these devices,” Lembke confirms. “They’re very engaging. So for our reward pathways, [using them is] soothing and frictionless. It’s not effortful, and it’s an instant feel-good. As a result, we’re not building up the kinds of mental calluses we need to tolerate frustration, to wait for answers, to be uncertain, to tolerate ambiguity.

    “When it comes to what you described, that’s a great example of how these devices have, in a sense, trained our minds to interrupt ourselves, thereby preventing the deep concentration and gratifying flow state—which are in themselves sources of healthy dopamine—we could get into if we weren’t intermittently distracted by these devices.”

    Lembke suggests that perhaps I’m reaching for my phone (and a quick hit of instant gratification) when I’m encountering something slightly uncomfortable in my work. “If you reflect on distraction and consumption, what you’ll probably observe is that the moments when you reflexively grab your phone are moments when you’ve encountered a little bit of a roadblock in the work you’re doing—a moment when you’re not exactly sure what the next step is.” This is the crux of digital addiction: We don’t want to feel discomfort for even a moment (and that uneasiness could be boredom, tension with a co-worker or household chores you need to tackle), so we keep reaching for the thing that offers a temporary respite.

    Lembke says that we have to train ourselves to accept certain levels of pain in order to feel pleasure. In the case of my constant self-interruptions, that pleasure would be the satisfaction of getting into a focused state. “The best way to deepen your work is to actually pause there and let yourself just sit in those eddying waters for a while,” she says. “Eventually, your mind will produce what the next step should be.” In regularly reaching for my emotional-support device, I’m not letting myself get into deep, challenging work. And I’m also not reaping the bigger reward that comes from doing hard things.

    Continue/Read Original Article Here: Our Phones Are Wrecking Our Attention Span; Here’s What to Do About It | ELLE Canada Magazine | Beauty, Fashion and Lifestyle Trends & Celebrity News

    #Attention #AttentionSpan #Canada #Digital #Distracting #Elle #EmotionalResponses #Focus #JenniferBerry #Lifestyle #Magazine #phones #PreventsConcentration #RiskyBehavior #Wrecking
    #attention #attentionspan #canada #digital #distracting #elle
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    My FIRST SOLO Oncall Shift As A Floating Medical Officer

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    My first solo oncall shift was on the 17th of August 2025 a few days after I have completed my tagging period.

    I had a passive oncall on standby just in case things got out of hand, which is a good thing. However, I was adamant to try to survive on my own as if I only had myself and the specialist. Thankfully as well, it was on a weekday which meant I was able to reach out and ask for help if needed and the others would be able to assist if needed or advice me.

    As usual, morning rounds, followed by peri rounds. The role as an oncall medical officer of the day is to update the progress of the patients in the specialist’s WhatsApp group as well as to upload any latest wound pictures, if any.

    The day was rather busy with rounds and in between I would receive calls from Klinik Kesihatan (Community Clinics), usually requesting a clinic date. Thankfully, no referrals yet.

    After rounds, I headed back to the ward to complete any pending joblists before heading into the operating theatre (OT) for a patient that was awaiting her call to OT.

    During that operation, there was a referral from the Emergency and Trauma (ETD) Department, referring a case of laceration wound over the forehead for a 3 year old boy.

    The medical officer at the ETD was kind enough to assist in taking the bloods as well as admitting the patient. My colleague on the other hand came to check in on me after her day in the clinic and attended to this kid.

    After the first operation, the following case was called which was the 3-year-old kid. I have always enjoyed being in the operating theatre, or any hands on procedures.

    Despite knowing that I should be conserving energy, instead, I proceeded to carry on and after the second op, I entered an ongoing flap operation next door to assist.

    Another referral came for a laceration wound over the forehead for an Orthopaedic patient who was post-operative and transferred to ICU. Apparently, it was missed when the patient arrived at the Emergency Department as he suffered multiple opened fracture and was posted for operation immediately. Thankfully, he was intubated and sedated and I was able to perform a bedside toilet and suturing for him.

    By the time I was done, it was midnight. I went back to the oncall room to shower and change for the night. I would usually change into scrubs again if I were to be oncall, just to be on standby in case I was needed immediately.

    I did not sleep that night, it just felt wrong as the flap operation was still ongoing since 8am.

    I went in again to check in on them, however, I was not needed at that time. Thus, I kept a fellow colleague company.

    At 2am, I returned back to ward to complete the planned discharge of a patient and started my morning review. Thankfully, I did. In between, I was referred a new case of another kid who suffered another laceration wound at his right eyebrow. Thus, counselled the parents, obtained consent and admitted the patient.

    After that, I was requested to collect bloods or bags packed cell for the patient who was still ongoing operation. When the commotion was done, I returned to continue my early morning reviews.

    By 4am, I went back inside the operating theatre to check in on the ongoing operation. Technically, still far from done. Scrubbed in to assist with harvesting the skin for split thickness skin graft and refashioning of the affected limb.

    At 8am, we were finally done. The operation officially lasted for 24 hours. All of us scrubbed out and I changed out of my attire to return to ward and follow rounds.

    During peri rounds, a patient was called to OT and I entered organ as I dislike peri rounds. After the OT, all of us were just beyond tired and I went home for the day.

    No doubt, it was my first “solo oncall”, it did not feel lonely at all as since there was an ongoing operation, physically, I felt comforted knowing that there were people nearby and felt more like a slumber party instead.

    And the most important part… I survived it!

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    My FIRST SOLO Oncall Shift As A Floating Medical Officer

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    My first solo oncall shift was on the 17th of August 2025 a few days after I have completed my tagging period.

    I had a passive oncall on standby just in case things got out of hand, which is a good thing. However, I was adamant to try to survive on my own as if I only had myself and the specialist. Thankfully as well, it was on a weekday which meant I was able to reach out and ask for help if needed and the others would be able to assist if needed or advice me.

    As usual, morning rounds, followed by peri rounds. The role as an oncall medical officer of the day is to update the progress of the patients in the specialist’s WhatsApp group as well as to upload any latest wound pictures, if any.

    The day was rather busy with rounds and in between I would receive calls from Klinik Kesihatan (Community Clinics), usually requesting a clinic date. Thankfully, no referrals yet.

    After rounds, I headed back to the ward to complete any pending joblists before heading into the operating theatre (OT) for a patient that was awaiting her call to OT.

    During that operation, there was a referral from the Emergency and Trauma (ETD) Department, referring a case of laceration wound over the forehead for a 3 year old boy.

    The medical officer at the ETD was kind enough to assist in taking the bloods as well as admitting the patient. My colleague on the other hand came to check in on me after her day in the clinic and attended to this kid.

    After the first operation, the following case was called which was the 3-year-old kid. I have always enjoyed being in the operating theatre, or any hands on procedures.

    Despite knowing that I should be conserving energy, instead, I proceeded to carry on and after the second op, I entered an ongoing flap operation next door to assist.

    Another referral came for a laceration wound over the forehead for an Orthopaedic patient who was post-operative and transferred to ICU. Apparently, it was missed when the patient arrived at the Emergency Department as he suffered multiple opened fracture and was posted for operation immediately. Thankfully, he was intubated and sedated and I was able to perform a bedside toilet and suturing for him.

    By the time I was done, it was midnight. I went back to the oncall room to shower and change for the night. I would usually change into scrubs again if I were to be oncall, just to be on standby in case I was needed immediately.

    I did not sleep that night, it just felt wrong as the flap operation was still ongoing since 8am.

    I went in again to check in on them, however, I was not needed at that time. Thus, I kept a fellow colleague company.

    At 2am, I returned back to ward to complete the planned discharge of a patient and started my morning review. Thankfully, I did. In between, I was referred a new case of another kid who suffered another laceration wound at his right eyebrow. Thus, counselled the parents, obtained consent and admitted the patient.

    After that, I was requested to collect bloods or bags packed cell for the patient who was still ongoing operation. When the commotion was done, I returned to continue my early morning reviews.

    By 4am, I went back inside the operating theatre to check in on the ongoing operation. Technically, still far from done. Scrubbed in to assist with harvesting the skin for split thickness skin graft and refashioning of the affected limb.

    At 8am, we were finally done. The operation officially lasted for 24 hours. All of us scrubbed out and I changed out of my attire to return to ward and follow rounds.

    During peri rounds, a patient was called to OT and I entered organ as I dislike peri rounds. After the OT, all of us were just beyond tired and I went home for the day.

    No doubt, it was my first “solo oncall”, it did not feel lonely at all as since there was an ongoing operation, physically, I felt comforted knowing that there were people nearby and felt more like a slumber party instead.

    And the most important part… I survived it!

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  15. The Theoretical Doctor @[email protected] ·

    My FIRST SOLO Oncall Shift As A Floating Medical Officer

    Related Posts:

    My first solo oncall shift was on the 17th of August 2025 a few days after I have completed my tagging period.

    I had a passive oncall on standby just in case things got out of hand, which is a good thing. However, I was adamant to try to survive on my own as if I only had myself and the specialist. Thankfully as well, it was on a weekday which meant I was able to reach out and ask for help if needed and the others would be able to assist if needed or advice me.

    As usual, morning rounds, followed by peri rounds. The role as an oncall medical officer of the day is to update the progress of the patients in the specialist’s WhatsApp group as well as to upload any latest wound pictures, if any.

    The day was rather busy with rounds and in between I would receive calls from Klinik Kesihatan (Community Clinics), usually requesting a clinic date. Thankfully, no referrals yet.

    After rounds, I headed back to the ward to complete any pending joblists before heading into the operating theatre (OT) for a patient that was awaiting her call to OT.

    During that operation, there was a referral from the Emergency and Trauma (ETD) Department, referring a case of laceration wound over the forehead for a 3 year old boy.

    The medical officer at the ETD was kind enough to assist in taking the bloods as well as admitting the patient. My colleague on the other hand came to check in on me after her day in the clinic and attended to this kid.

    After the first operation, the following case was called which was the 3-year-old kid. I have always enjoyed being in the operating theatre, or any hands on procedures.

    Despite knowing that I should be conserving energy, instead, I proceeded to carry on and after the second op, I entered an ongoing flap operation next door to assist.

    Another referral came for a laceration wound over the forehead for an Orthopaedic patient who was post-operative and transferred to ICU. Apparently, it was missed when the patient arrived at the Emergency Department as he suffered multiple opened fracture and was posted for operation immediately. Thankfully, he was intubated and sedated and I was able to perform a bedside toilet and suturing for him.

    By the time I was done, it was midnight. I went back to the oncall room to shower and change for the night. I would usually change into scrubs again if I were to be oncall, just to be on standby in case I was needed immediately.

    I did not sleep that night, it just felt wrong as the flap operation was still ongoing since 8am.

    I went in again to check in on them, however, I was not needed at that time. Thus, I kept a fellow colleague company.

    At 2am, I returned back to ward to complete the planned discharge of a patient and started my morning review. Thankfully, I did. In between, I was referred a new case of another kid who suffered another laceration wound at his right eyebrow. Thus, counselled the parents, obtained consent and admitted the patient.

    After that, I was requested to collect bloods or bags packed cell for the patient who was still ongoing operation. When the commotion was done, I returned to continue my early morning reviews.

    By 4am, I went back inside the operating theatre to check in on the ongoing operation. Technically, still far from done. Scrubbed in to assist with harvesting the skin for split thickness skin graft and refashioning of the affected limb.

    At 8am, we were finally done. The operation officially lasted for 24 hours. All of us scrubbed out and I changed out of my attire to return to ward and follow rounds.

    During peri rounds, a patient was called to OT and I entered organ as I dislike peri rounds. After the OT, all of us were just beyond tired and I went home for the day.

    No doubt, it was my first “solo oncall”, it did not feel lonely at all as since there was an ongoing operation, physically, I felt comforted knowing that there were people nearby and felt more like a slumber party instead.

    And the most important part… I survived it!

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  16. The Theoretical Doctor @[email protected] ·

    My FIRST SOLO Oncall Shift As A Floating Medical Officer

    Related Posts:

    My first solo oncall shift was on the 17th of August 2025 a few days after I have completed my tagging period.

    I had a passive oncall on standby just in case things got out of hand, which is a good thing. However, I was adamant to try to survive on my own as if I only had myself and the specialist. Thankfully as well, it was on a weekday which meant I was able to reach out and ask for help if needed and the others would be able to assist if needed or advice me.

    As usual, morning rounds, followed by peri rounds. The role as an oncall medical officer of the day is to update the progress of the patients in the specialist’s WhatsApp group as well as to upload any latest wound pictures, if any.

    The day was rather busy with rounds and in between I would receive calls from Klinik Kesihatan (Community Clinics), usually requesting a clinic date. Thankfully, no referrals yet.

    After rounds, I headed back to the ward to complete any pending joblists before heading into the operating theatre (OT) for a patient that was awaiting her call to OT.

    During that operation, there was a referral from the Emergency and Trauma (ETD) Department, referring a case of laceration wound over the forehead for a 3 year old boy.

    The medical officer at the ETD was kind enough to assist in taking the bloods as well as admitting the patient. My colleague on the other hand came to check in on me after her day in the clinic and attended to this kid.

    After the first operation, the following case was called which was the 3-year-old kid. I have always enjoyed being in the operating theatre, or any hands on procedures.

    Despite knowing that I should be conserving energy, instead, I proceeded to carry on and after the second op, I entered an ongoing flap operation next door to assist.

    Another referral came for a laceration wound over the forehead for an Orthopaedic patient who was post-operative and transferred to ICU. Apparently, it was missed when the patient arrived at the Emergency Department as he suffered multiple opened fracture and was posted for operation immediately. Thankfully, he was intubated and sedated and I was able to perform a bedside toilet and suturing for him.

    By the time I was done, it was midnight. I went back to the oncall room to shower and change for the night. I would usually change into scrubs again if I were to be oncall, just to be on standby in case I was needed immediately.

    I did not sleep that night, it just felt wrong as the flap operation was still ongoing since 8am.

    I went in again to check in on them, however, I was not needed at that time. Thus, I kept a fellow colleague company.

    At 2am, I returned back to ward to complete the planned discharge of a patient and started my morning review. Thankfully, I did. In between, I was referred a new case of another kid who suffered another laceration wound at his right eyebrow. Thus, counselled the parents, obtained consent and admitted the patient.

    After that, I was requested to collect bloods or bags packed cell for the patient who was still ongoing operation. When the commotion was done, I returned to continue my early morning reviews.

    By 4am, I went back inside the operating theatre to check in on the ongoing operation. Technically, still far from done. Scrubbed in to assist with harvesting the skin for split thickness skin graft and refashioning of the affected limb.

    At 8am, we were finally done. The operation officially lasted for 24 hours. All of us scrubbed out and I changed out of my attire to return to ward and follow rounds.

    During peri rounds, a patient was called to OT and I entered organ as I dislike peri rounds. After the OT, all of us were just beyond tired and I went home for the day.

    No doubt, it was my first “solo oncall”, it did not feel lonely at all as since there was an ongoing operation, physically, I felt comforted knowing that there were people nearby and felt more like a slumber party instead.

    And the most important part… I survived it!

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  17. The Theoretical Doctor @[email protected] ·

    My FIRST SOLO Oncall Shift As A Floating Medical Officer

    Related Posts:

    My first solo oncall shift was on the 17th of August 2025 a few days after I have completed my tagging period.

    I had a passive oncall on standby just in case things got out of hand, which is a good thing. However, I was adamant to try to survive on my own as if I only had myself and the specialist. Thankfully as well, it was on a weekday which meant I was able to reach out and ask for help if needed and the others would be able to assist if needed or advice me.

    As usual, morning rounds, followed by peri rounds. The role as an oncall medical officer of the day is to update the progress of the patients in the specialist’s WhatsApp group as well as to upload any latest wound pictures, if any.

    The day was rather busy with rounds and in between I would receive calls from Klinik Kesihatan (Community Clinics), usually requesting a clinic date. Thankfully, no referrals yet.

    After rounds, I headed back to the ward to complete any pending joblists before heading into the operating theatre (OT) for a patient that was awaiting her call to OT.

    During that operation, there was a referral from the Emergency and Trauma (ETD) Department, referring a case of laceration wound over the forehead for a 3 year old boy.

    The medical officer at the ETD was kind enough to assist in taking the bloods as well as admitting the patient. My colleague on the other hand came to check in on me after her day in the clinic and attended to this kid.

    After the first operation, the following case was called which was the 3-year-old kid. I have always enjoyed being in the operating theatre, or any hands on procedures.

    Despite knowing that I should be conserving energy, instead, I proceeded to carry on and after the second op, I entered an ongoing flap operation next door to assist.

    Another referral came for a laceration wound over the forehead for an Orthopaedic patient who was post-operative and transferred to ICU. Apparently, it was missed when the patient arrived at the Emergency Department as he suffered multiple opened fracture and was posted for operation immediately. Thankfully, he was intubated and sedated and I was able to perform a bedside toilet and suturing for him.

    By the time I was done, it was midnight. I went back to the oncall room to shower and change for the night. I would usually change into scrubs again if I were to be oncall, just to be on standby in case I was needed immediately.

    I did not sleep that night, it just felt wrong as the flap operation was still ongoing since 8am.

    I went in again to check in on them, however, I was not needed at that time. Thus, I kept a fellow colleague company.

    At 2am, I returned back to ward to complete the planned discharge of a patient and started my morning review. Thankfully, I did. In between, I was referred a new case of another kid who suffered another laceration wound at his right eyebrow. Thus, counselled the parents, obtained consent and admitted the patient.

    After that, I was requested to collect bloods or bags packed cell for the patient who was still ongoing operation. When the commotion was done, I returned to continue my early morning reviews.

    By 4am, I went back inside the operating theatre to check in on the ongoing operation. Technically, still far from done. Scrubbed in to assist with harvesting the skin for split thickness skin graft and refashioning of the affected limb.

    At 8am, we were finally done. The operation officially lasted for 24 hours. All of us scrubbed out and I changed out of my attire to return to ward and follow rounds.

    During peri rounds, a patient was called to OT and I entered organ as I dislike peri rounds. After the OT, all of us were just beyond tired and I went home for the day.

    No doubt, it was my first “solo oncall”, it did not feel lonely at all as since there was an ongoing operation, physically, I felt comforted knowing that there were people nearby and felt more like a slumber party instead.

    And the most important part… I survived it!

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    How Gatekeeping in Ham Radio Is Hurting the Hobby

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    A Pattern That Can No Longer Be Ignored

    A little over a year ago, I published a blog post titled How Gatekeeping in Ham Radio Is Hurting Newcomers: Let’s Build a Supportive Community. That article was not an exception. It was simply one more example in a pattern that has followed nearly everything I have written about amateur radio. Regardless of the subject—operating practices, technology, culture, or the future of the hobby—the reaction from a segment of the amateur radio community has been consistently hostile. The criticism rarely engages with the substance of what is written. Instead, it arrives through social media messages, emails, and private DMs questioning credibility, motives, or whether I have any right to speak at all.

    In recent months, the focus of that hostility has expanded. Alongside familiar accusations of not respecting tradition or not “doing things the right way,” criticism has increasingly targeted how the content itself is created. I have been transparent about using modern tools, including artificial intelligence, to assist with research, organization, drafting, and image creation. For some, the use of AI has become a disqualifier on its own, as though leveraging contemporary tools invalidates experience, technical knowledge, or good-faith participation. That reaction is revealing. Amateur radio was built on experimentation and adaptation, yet innovation is increasingly treated with suspicion in spaces that once celebrated it.

    What makes this reaction harder to reconcile is the absence of any personal or financial incentive. All content on this site is published freely. There are no subscriptions, no paywalls, and no meaningful revenue. After more than two years of consistent writing, the blog generates nothing of consequence financially. There is no commercial angle, no monetization strategy, and no attempt to manufacture authority. The purpose has been straightforward: to document observations, share experience, and contribute to a conversation about the present and future of amateur radio.

    That reality forces an uncomfortable question. If the work is free, transparent, and offered in good faith, why does it provoke such resistance? At some point, anyone who writes critically about an insular culture has to decide whether to step back or continue, knowing the reaction is unlikely to soften. The issue, then, is no longer about one article or one author. It is about a pattern of gatekeeping that increasingly defines how amateur radio presents itself to the outside world.

    What Gatekeeping Looks Like in Amateur Radio

    Gatekeeping in amateur radio rarely takes the form of explicit exclusion. It is not written into federal regulations, licensing requirements, or published band plans. No rulebook states that certain people do not belong or that certain questions are unwelcome. Instead, gatekeeping operates socially, enforced through tone, assumptions, and informal cultural signals that are widely understood by those already inside the hobby and immediately felt by those trying to enter it. This makes it difficult to confront directly because nothing overt has technically been violated—yet the message is unmistakable.

    One of the most common examples appears when basic questions are asked. A newcomer may ask how to properly identify on a repeater, how to program a radio, or why a particular operating practice exists. Rather than receiving a clear explanation, the response is often layered with irritation, sarcasm, or condescension. Phrases like “you should already know that,” “read the manual,” or “that question gets asked all the time” communicate impatience rather than guidance. In some cases, the response is technically correct but delivered in a way that discourages further participation. The result is not education; it is embarrassment.

    I have personally observed some of the meanest comments coming from gatekeepers directed at new hams on Facebook. Simple, genuine questions are sometimes met with ridicule rather than instruction. A query about basic repeater etiquette or antenna setup can spark a cascade of dismissive or insulting responses, leaving the person asking the question hesitant to engage further. This behavior sends an unmistakable message: asking questions publicly carries risk, and participation is conditional on tolerance for social friction rather than curiosity or effort.

    Gatekeeping can also appear in day-to-day operational interactions, even when rules or listings suggest otherwise. For example, I was once asked not to use a repeater listed on Repeaterbook.com as publicly accessible. The operator insisted I should not transmit, despite the repeater not being marked private and being clearly intended for general use in the area, not only for visitors on vacation. While the principle of private repeaters is valid—owners may wish to restrict access to specific groups—this situation demonstrates how informal social enforcement can conflict with documented guidance. The expectation placed on me was not grounded in regulation or policy but in subjective judgment, effectively policing access through personal interpretation rather than technical or legal standards. Instances like this communicate a subtle but powerful message: access and participation are conditional on the approval of those asserting authority, even when formal rules are clear.

    This phenomenon is also visible online in broader communities. I have seen amateur radio groups on Facebook or other forums grow rapidly when active and welcoming discussions attract new members—but then lose members over time as gatekeeping behavior takes hold. Experienced participants or self-appointed “experts” sometimes dominate conversations, criticize newcomers harshly, or insist that only certain practices or knowledge are valid. Over time, the community loses the very curiosity and energy that helped it grow in the first place. Those leaving are often skilled, motivated, and capable, but they are unwilling to endure persistent social friction.

    Another common manifestation of gatekeeping is public arguments over trivial or technical details, which can occur in any forum imaginable—online, in-person, or even over the air. I have seen operators engage in prolonged disputes on Facebook groups, online forums, and club discussion boards over minor issues, such as exact phrasing in a net check-in, choice of equipment, or whether a specific repeater etiquette rule applies. These arguments often escalate, drawing in multiple participants and leaving newcomers observing a hostile environment. Even on the air, gatekeeping behavior can appear as sharp corrections or repeated commentary on trivial operating practices, turning routine communications into social policing.

    It is important to clarify that while gatekeeping is socially discouraging, it is not the same as violating FCC rules. The FCC enforces regulations when an operator’s behavior interferes with others’ ability to use the airwaves, such as deliberately transmitting over other signals, playing prohibited audio content, or willfully blocking legitimate communications. For example, the FCC has fined operators for repeatedly transmitting music or animal noises that interrupted other communications, with penalties reaching tens of thousands of dollars. These cases are regulatory enforcement actions, distinct from the cultural gatekeeping described here, which primarily discourages participation rather than creating legal violations.

    The dynamic is compounded when longevity is equated with authority. Experience matters in amateur radio; decades on the air bring insight and perspective. The problem arises when time served becomes a substitute for explanation. Statements such as “that’s how we’ve always done it,” “trust me, I’ve been licensed for decades,” or “you’ll understand once you’ve put in the time” shut down discussion rather than advance it. Knowledge becomes something to guard rather than something to share. In this environment, asking “why” is interpreted as a challenge rather than an opportunity to learn.

    Gatekeeping is also evident in the treatment of operating modes and technology. Interest in newer digital modes, weak-signal experimentation, or software-defined radio is sometimes dismissed as a lack of seriousness. Operators may be told they are “letting the computer do all the work” or that they are avoiding the “real” skills of amateur radio. This framing ignores the reality that many modern modes require significant technical understanding of signal processing, propagation, timing, and software configuration. The objection is not technical but cultural: what is being defended is familiarity, not competence.

    Similarly, familiarity with software, networking, automation, or data systems can be undervalued because these skills were not historically central to the hobby’s identity. Skills directly relevant to modern communications are sometimes minimized, while legacy knowledge is elevated regardless of current applicability. Even experienced operators who suggest procedural updates, question commonly repeated assumptions, or challenge norms can find themselves marginalized. In these cases, resistance is not about accuracy or safety but about violating unspoken rules: tradition should not be questioned publicly, and deviation from the familiar is interpreted as a threat rather than a legitimate perspective.

    Club environments can amplify gatekeeping. Meetings may privilege inside jokes, historical hierarchies, or informal power structures that newcomers find difficult to navigate. Decisions might be made without explanation because “that’s how it’s always been done.” Those who ask for clarity risk being labeled disruptive. Over time, participation narrows to those willing to accept these dynamics without question.

    Online forums intensify the effect. Threads intended for education often devolve into contests of status—who knows more history, who has the longest tenure, or who remembers obscure technical details. Correcting someone publicly, rather than privately, can be treated as a demonstration of authority. For newcomers or returning operators, these interactions create a daunting and unwelcoming first impression.

    Gatekeeping is frequently defended as a way to protect standards, and it is important to acknowledge that standards genuinely matter in amateur radio. Shared spectrum requires discipline. Poor operating practices can interfere with others. Technical competence affects safety, legality, and public perception. The concern itself is valid. The problem lies in the method of enforcement. When standards are taught through patient explanation, demonstration, and guidance, they produce capable operators. When they are enforced through ridicule, public shaming, or dismissive language, they discourage participation without improving competence.

    The practical cost of this behavior is significant. Gatekeeping filters out participants who are unwilling to tolerate unnecessary friction. It selects not for skill or commitment but for tolerance of hostility. Over time, this leads to a smaller, more insular community, which becomes increasingly defensive precisely because it has lost momentum. Standards are not strengthened by this process; they are maintained by fewer participants and defended more aggressively because the culture feels fragile.

    Perhaps the most damaging aspect of gatekeeping is that it often goes unrecognized by those enforcing it. Because the exclusion is informal and socially normalized, it feels justified. The absence of explicit rules allows individuals to deny responsibility while the cumulative effect is clear: newcomers leave quietly, questions stop being asked, and participation declines. Gatekeeping becomes self-reinforcing. The community shrinks, dissenting voices disappear, and remaining members interpret the silence as confirmation that their approach is correct. Meanwhile, the hobby loses the curiosity, adaptability, and experimentation that once defined it.

    Gatekeeping does not preserve amateur radio’s legacy. It erodes it slowly, politely, and often unintentionally. Recognizing that distinction is not an attack on experience or tradition. It is an acknowledgment that culture—not regulation—now poses one of the greatest risks to the hobby’s future.

    How This Culture Took Hold

    Amateur radio developed during a period when access to electronics and communication technology was extremely limited. In the early 20th century, radios were complicated, expensive, and largely inaccessible to the general public. Operators often had to build their own equipment from kits or even from raw components, carefully winding coils, assembling transmitters, and learning the intricacies of vacuum tubes. Every new skill—from soldering circuits to tuning antennas—required patience, ingenuity, and a willingness to experiment. Learning was hands-on and failure was common. Mentorship was essential: more experienced operators guided newcomers through the nuances of both the technical and social dimensions of the hobby, passing down not just knowledge, but also an understanding of the values and etiquette that governed the airwaves.

    That environment fostered pride and identity. Completing a complex project or mastering a new operating technique was a visible achievement, and operators often took deep satisfaction in helping others learn. At the same time, the scarcity of knowledge and the difficulty of gaining it created a sense of ownership over the hobby’s identity. Those who had “been there” felt that the skills they had earned entitled them to define what it meant to be a legitimate amateur radio operator. This sense of ownership was not inherently malicious; it reflected a culture where expertise was rare, effort was costly, and mistakes could have real consequences for equipment, safety, or compliance with regulations.

    As technology advanced, the context changed dramatically. The rise of personal computing, inexpensive digital electronics, and widely available communication tools expanded access to technical experimentation. Today, a beginner can purchase a ready-to-use digital transceiver, explore weak-signal or software-defined modes, and even experiment with satellite communications without ever having built a transmitter from scratch. Amateur radio no longer occupies a singular role as the primary gateway into electronics, networking, or wireless communication. Participation in the hobby began to decline in some areas, particularly in local clubs where membership aged without sufficient replacement. The visible result was fewer active operators and less generational turnover in knowledge.

    In response, parts of the community became increasingly protective. Change, particularly when it involved digital modes, software-assisted operation, or other new approaches, was sometimes framed as a threat to identity rather than an opportunity for growth. Gatekeeping emerged in this context as a defensive response. By narrowing the definition of what constitutes “legitimate” operation—favoring traditional analog modes, hands-on equipment building, or adherence to historical etiquette—some operators attempted to preserve the cultural and technical identity that they felt was at risk.

    The irony is stark: amateur radio’s early history was defined by rapid change, creative problem-solving, and experimentation that constantly pushed boundaries. Early pioneers were, in many ways, the ultimate disruptors. They tested the limits of what could be built, transmitted, and received. They challenged regulatory frameworks, adapted to evolving technology, and defined norms as they went. Resistance to new ideas, digital experimentation, or alternate learning pathways is a relatively recent development, emerging only after the hobby became more stable, less exclusive, and more accessible to the broader public.

    This historical perspective helps explain why gatekeeping persists. It is not rooted in the hobby’s origins or in the practical requirements of operating legally and safely. Rather, it reflects a cultural anxiety: a desire to preserve identity in the face of generational change, technological evolution, and the democratization of knowledge. Understanding this context is essential. Gatekeeping is less about expertise and more about fear—fear that the hard-earned knowledge, skills, and traditions of one generation will be diluted or disregarded.

    Yet the opportunity exists to realign culture with history. If the amateur radio community embraces curiosity, mentorship, and inclusive guidance—values that built the hobby in the first place—gatekeeping can be replaced with constructive participation. Early operators never intended their hard-won knowledge to become a barrier; it was meant to inspire, to educate, and to ensure that the airwaves were used responsibly. Reconnecting with that original spirit can help the hobby thrive in the modern era, where new tools and new perspectives are expanding what is possible.

    The Effect on New and Returning Participants

    People drawn to amateur radio today often arrive with practical motivations and diverse backgrounds. Some are interested in emergency communication, community resilience, or public service. Others are drawn by antennas, electronics, propagation, or the challenge of mastering digital modes. Many newcomers bring experience from adjacent technical fields—software, networking, robotics, or engineering—and see amateur radio as a hands-on, experimental extension of their skills. Returning operators, meanwhile, may be revisiting a hobby they explored decades ago, curious to see how technology and modes have evolved.

    When these individuals encounter gatekeeping, the message they receive is not simply that the hobby is technically challenging, but that it is socially unwelcoming. Difficulty paired with support encourages persistence, growth, and deeper engagement. Difficulty paired with ridicule, sarcasm, or dismissive attitudes, however, drives disengagement. A newcomer may hesitate to ask questions, a returning operator may stop participating, and even capable individuals can quietly drift away from the hobby.

    Real-world examples illustrate this clearly. On social media, I have witnessed new hams post simple questions about repeater etiquette, antenna placement, or basic operating procedures, only to be met with hostility or sarcastic responses from self-appointed “experts.” These interactions can escalate, drawing attention from others in the group, amplifying discomfort, and creating a climate where participation feels risky. Similarly, I have seen online amateur radio communities grow rapidly when curiosity and collaboration are encouraged, only to lose members over time as gatekeeping behaviors emerge—harsh corrections, trivial disputes, and repeated dismissals gradually push out those who are most eager to learn.

    Even over the air, the effect is tangible. Minor violations of perceived etiquette, or the use of newer digital modes, can trigger repeated public corrections, unsolicited commentary, or criticism framed as instruction. I recall being scolded harshly for using a Roger beep early in my time as a ham. At the time, my intention was simply to signal the end of my transmission clearly and politely, yet my choice of practice provoked unexpected rebuke. Experiences like this communicate to newcomers that even small, well-meaning actions may be scrutinized, turning routine interactions into sources of anxiety rather than learning opportunities.

    Another example involves impromptu nets, particularly with operators who key up rapidly and consistently. In these scenarios, anyone wishing to join the conversation may be physically unable to get their transmission through. In digital modes such as DRM, the effect can be even more restrictive: participants who want to disconnect or adjust settings are prevented from doing so because others dominate the channel. These behaviors are rarely intentional in the sense of personal malice, but the outcome is the same—new or returning participants are effectively blocked from active engagement, creating frustration and discouragement.

    A core principle of amateur radio is that experience is gained through action. I am a full believer that you learn as you “do.” Reading manuals, watching videos, or observing others is valuable, but true understanding comes from operating your equipment, experimenting with setups, and engaging directly on the air. This principle is not academic—it has life-and-death implications in emergency situations. Operators drawn to amateur radio often join with the intent to serve their communities in times of crisis. They may want to assist in disaster communication, coordinate with emergency services, or provide backup communication when conventional networks fail. In these contexts, hesitation or inexperience can have serious consequences. If someone has only observed, studied, or theorized, they may struggle to set up antennas, program radios, or operate digital modes under pressure. Gatekeeping that discourages hands-on experimentation, delays participation, or makes newcomers afraid to transmit actively undermines this essential learning process. Emergencies are not the time to “learn.” Every operator must enter such situations with confidence and competence, which comes only from repeated, hands-on practice.

    The discouragement is often subtle, yet persistent. New operators quickly learn which repeaters or nets feel welcoming and which are “policed” by gatekeepers. Some avoid certain bands or frequencies entirely, opting to participate only where they feel safe. This selective participation limits their exposure to different modes, technical challenges, and networking opportunities. Returning operators may experience similar limitations, discovering that questions they feel are essential for reintegration are met with judgment rather than assistance. The social cost becomes a barrier almost as real as technical or legal limitations.

    The consequences ripple beyond individual participation. Clubs and nets lose momentum when active, curious members disengage quietly. Volunteer-led activities, mentorship programs, and community events suffer from reduced involvement. A net or forum that could serve as a hub for learning and experimentation instead becomes a gatekeeping showcase, deterring newcomers and silencing those who might otherwise contribute fresh ideas or technical innovations. Over time, the culture shifts subtly but decisively: enthusiasm is tolerated only if it conforms to established norms, and innovation is framed as unnecessary or threatening.

    Modern technical hobbies abound, offering steep learning curves without social friction. Robotics, coding, maker communities, and digital communications platforms attract curious, capable individuals who are free to experiment and fail without fear of social ostracism. When amateur radio appears rigid, judgmental, or hostile, it quietly loses potential long-term participants who choose to invest their energy elsewhere. These are not people deterred by technical complexity—they are people deterred by culture. Gatekeeping, even when unintentional, functions as a silent attrition mechanism, limiting the hobby’s ability to attract and retain talent, curiosity, and innovation.

    Licensing numbers alone do not reflect the true health of amateur radio. While thousands of new licenses are issued annually, many of these operators never become active participants. Obtaining a license is only the first step; remaining engaged, contributing to nets, clubs, and technical experimentation, and sharing knowledge with others is what sustains the hobby. Retention matters far more than initial recruitment. Cultural barriers—including gatekeeping, social friction, and dismissive attitudes—play a major role in determining who stays and who quietly disappears.

    Early interactions are particularly influential. The first few experiences a newcomer has—whether on a repeater, in a local club meeting, or on an online forum—can determine whether they continue or disengage. When newcomers feel dismissed, ridiculed, or publicly corrected without explanation, motivation quickly erodes. In many cases, the potential for embarrassment outweighs curiosity or enthusiasm, and operators simply stop transmitting, attending meetings, or engaging online. Recruitment efforts alone fail when the culture discourages participation after entry. Gatekeeping accelerates decline by filtering out exactly the people needed to sustain the hobby.

    The long-term effect on the hobby is cumulative. Declining participation among new and returning operators reduces diversity of thought and experience. Technical experimentation slows, and innovation is stifled. Mentorship networks shrink, leaving fewer experienced operators available to guide the next generation. In extreme cases, persistent gatekeeping can create generational gaps, where new hams never feel fully integrated and returning hams find the environment alien or intimidating. This dynamic threatens not only the vitality of local clubs and online communities but the broader sustainability of the hobby itself.

    Ultimately, gatekeeping affects the hobby’s most valuable assets: people and culture. Every discouraged newcomer or disengaged returning operator represents potential talent, perspective, and enthusiasm lost. When the barriers are social rather than technical, the effect is insidious, invisible, and difficult to reverse. For amateur radio to remain relevant, inclusive, and vibrant, it must confront this culture, encourage welcoming participation, and restore mentorship as the standard for integrating new and returning participants.

    Retention, Not Recruitment, Is the Real Problem

    Licensing numbers alone do not reflect the true health of amateur radio. While thousands of new licenses are issued annually, many of these operators never become active participants. Obtaining a license is only the first step; remaining engaged—contributing to nets, clubs, technical experimentation, and mentoring—is what sustains the hobby. Retention matters far more than initial recruitment, and cultural factors play a major role in determining who stays and who quietly disappears.

    Early interactions are particularly influential. The first few experiences a newcomer has—whether on a repeater, in a local club meeting, or on an online forum—can determine whether they continue or disengage. When newcomers feel dismissed, ridiculed, or publicly corrected without explanation, motivation quickly erodes. A sharp rebuke for asking a basic question, criticism for using a Roger beep, or frustration at being unable to join an impromptu net due to rapid keying can seem minor in isolation, but these experiences accumulate to create a pattern: participation is risky, and mistakes are punished rather than used as learning opportunities.

    A core principle of amateur radio is that operators learn by doing. Reading manuals or watching videos is valuable, but true competence comes from hands-on practice: setting up antennas, programming radios, experimenting with modes, and making contacts on the air. This principle is not merely academic—it has practical consequences in emergencies. Operators who have not practiced in real-world conditions may struggle to set up communications under pressure or operate efficiently when networks fail. In emergencies, there is no time to “learn” on the job. Gatekeeping that discourages hands-on experimentation or instills fear of mistakes undermines this essential learning process, leaving the hobby’s operators less prepared and less confident.

    Another barrier to retention is the perceived club-centric mentality in parts of the amateur radio community. Historically, clubs have provided access to repeaters, mentorship, licensing classes, and organized nets, making them central to the hobby’s social and technical infrastructure. For many veteran operators, club affiliation is equated with legitimacy or commitment, creating the impression that to be a “real” ham, one must participate in a club.

    While club membership can be beneficial, this perception can discourage or alienate independent operators or newcomers who prefer to learn on their own or participate mostly online. Operators who choose to operate solo may feel excluded or judged, while others may be subtly pressured to join a club as a prerequisite for acceptance. In effect, the club-centric culture can function as an additional social filter, amplifying the impact of gatekeeping on retention.

    The consequences of poor retention are visible across multiple dimensions. Clubs struggle to maintain membership and organize events when volunteers disengage after just a few months or years. Repeaters see declining use and reduced oversight as active operators dwindle. Mentorship programs falter, nets lose participants, and online communities shrink as enthusiasm is filtered out by gatekeeping behaviors. Recruitment efforts alone cannot compensate for these losses. Even when new licenses are issued in large numbers, culture—including expectations around clubs—determines whether those operators remain engaged, active, and confident.

    Gatekeeping accelerates decline by filtering out the very people needed to sustain the hobby. Those most likely to ask questions, experiment, or innovate—traits essential for growth and modernization—are often the first to disengage when met with impatience, sarcasm, or social exclusion. Unlike regulatory violations, which are measurable and enforceable, cultural attrition is subtle and cumulative. By the time its effects are evident in membership rolls, net participation, or volunteer availability, significant damage has already occurred.

    Retention also depends on mentorship and inclusive guidance. Communities that invest in onboarding, encourage questions, allow mistakes in low-stakes environments, and promote hands-on learning see significantly higher long-term participation. Conversely, communities that rely on rigid norms, public shaming, or social policing often lose highly capable operators. Over time, these losses reinforce the perception of the hobby as insular and defensive, further discouraging new and returning operators from investing their time and energy.

    In short, amateur radio’s long-term health cannot be measured by license issuance alone. Recruitment without retention is meaningless. Every disengaged participant represents a loss of talent, enthusiasm, and capability. For the hobby to remain vibrant, relevant, and resilient, it must prioritize retention through a culture of mentorship, hands-on practice, and supportive learning—rather than allowing gatekeeping and club-centric attitudes to silently dictate who belongs.

    Technology, AI, and Resistance to Change

    The criticism surrounding artificial intelligence in amateur radio is part of a broader discomfort with modernization. For some, AI has become a symbol rather than a subject. It is often framed as a shortcut, a compromise of authenticity, or a threat to the “real” way of doing things. This resistance is not new. Similar debates arose with the adoption of digital modes, computer logging, software-defined radios, and even early satellite communications. In many cases, the pattern is the same: new technology is questioned not on the basis of its utility, but on its perceived departure from tradition.

    Amateur radio has always relied on tools. From spark gaps to vacuum tubes, from transistorized transceivers to microprocessors, progress has come through adoption, experimentation, and integration—not avoidance. Using AI to assist with writing blog content, creating instructional images, or planning antennas does not replace human expertise any more than simulation software replaces the need to understand propagation or circuitry. Tools amplify human effort and creativity; they do not negate understanding. They allow operators to focus on learning, experimenting, and solving complex problems, rather than spending disproportionate time on repetitive or administrative tasks.

    That said, the concerns about AI are not entirely unfounded. Relying too heavily on AI without cultivating underlying knowledge or hands-on experience can create dependency. In situations where AI is unavailable, produces errors, or misinterprets context, operators who have not developed fundamental skills may struggle. Just as in emergency communications, the operator’s own judgment, knowledge, and problem-solving ability are critical. AI should be treated as a tool, not a substitute for expertise—a way to augment learning and efficiency while preserving core competence.

    Treating modern tools as illegitimate is another form of gatekeeping. It defines authenticity by nostalgia rather than capability, establishing arbitrary boundaries around what constitutes a “real” operator. This mentality can discourage participation from individuals who are already comfortable with contemporary technology, creating a subtle, yet pervasive, barrier to engagement.

    The resistance is often selective. Many hams embrace new tools only when they align with long-standing practices or personal comfort zones. For example, digital modes such as FT8, D-STAR, and DRM are still criticized by some operators, while traditional CW (Morse code) is universally respected—even when, objectively, both require skill and technical understanding. One of the most amusing—and telling—arguments I’ve encountered is a ham complaining that someone using FT8 could contact all the countries in a region within a few hours and gain recognition for it, while it had taken them years to achieve similar recognition using DX FM phone. Whether or not this scenario is technically accurate, the perception alone reveals a key tension: modern digital modes, with their efficiency and automation, are sometimes seen as “shortcutting” the traditional path, even when the outcome—making successful contacts, learning propagation, or logging countries—is objectively the same.

    This kind of criticism highlights a broader gatekeeping pattern: mastery is measured not only by achievement, but by how one achieves it. Digital modes, computer-assisted logging, or AI-assisted content creation can provoke suspicion because they do not follow historical methods, even though they are tools that expand participation and learning. Ironically, amateur radio has always evolved through the adoption of new technologies—from spark-gap transmitters to transistors, from analog repeaters to software-defined radios. Yet, when efficiency threatens tradition, some operators perceive it as a challenge to legitimacy rather than an opportunity to broaden engagement.

    Ultimately, the pattern is clear: fear of change, suspicion of tools, and attachment to nostalgia create invisible barriers that prevent newcomers from fully engaging. AI, digital modes, computer logging, or other modern tools are not threats—they are extensions of the hobby’s original spirit: learning, experimenting, and communicating. Responsible adoption of AI and modern tools—combined with hands-on practice and fundamental knowledge—can strengthen the hobby, improve retention, and encourage innovation, rather than weaken it.

    Emergency Communications and Cultural Risk

    One of amateur radio’s strongest claims to relevance is its role in emergency communication. From natural disasters to local power outages, amateur radio operators have historically provided critical communication when conventional infrastructure fails. This capability depends on trained, confident, and motivated operators who are willing and able to serve under pressure. Gatekeeping undermines this mission by narrowing the pool of participants, discouraging newcomers, and creating an environment where potential operators hesitate to engage until it is too late.

    The stakes are high. Emergencies do not allow for delayed learning, experimentation under observation, or “waiting your turn” in social hierarchies. Operators must know their equipment, modes, and procedures in advance. I have seen firsthand how cultural friction—whether harsh correction for small mistakes, exclusion from impromptu nets, or dismissive attitudes toward newer modes—can inhibit this hands-on experience. When operators fear public shaming or ridicule, they transmit less often, experiment less, and avoid situations where they might make errors, all of which diminishes practical readiness.

    One of the simplest truths about emergency communication is that having enough people is often as critical as having skilled operators. During my years working with CERT (Community Emergency Response Teams), I saw firsthand how even well-trained volunteers struggled to meet operational needs simply because there were not enough participants. Tasks that seem straightforward—staffing check-in points, relaying messages, monitoring nets—require multiple people working together. Inadequate numbers mean overworked operators, delayed communications, and gaps in coverage that can compromise the effectiveness of the response. Amateur radio faces the same challenge. Even highly skilled operators cannot fill gaps if the overall number of participants is low. Gatekeeping compounds this problem by discouraging new or returning operators from engaging fully. Over time, this reduces the pool of available operators, creating a situation where emergencies may be staffed by too few people to operate safely or effectively.

    Modern emergency communication increasingly intersects with digital systems, data transmission, and network integration. Effective coordination often relies on automated reporting, packet radio, mesh networks, and digital modes such as D-STAR, FT8, or DRM. Excluding operators who bring expertise in computers, networking, or digital communications—simply because they do not conform to traditional analog practices—weakens overall preparedness. Skills often derided by traditionalists can be exactly what enable rapid, reliable communication in a crisis. Cultural hostility toward these tools or the operators who use them does not improve readiness; it undermines it.

    The implications extend beyond individual capability. Public agencies, emergency management organizations, and community preparedness planners evaluate amateur radio based on participation, professionalism, and adaptability. A shrinking, inward-facing community struggles to maintain credibility in these contexts. When clubs and nets are insular, or when digital expertise is discouraged, emergency managers may question whether amateur radio can reliably support critical communications during disasters. This perception affects funding, partnerships, and the broader role of the hobby in public service.

    Ultimately, the link between culture and capability is direct. Gatekeeping and resistance to modernization do not simply hurt newcomers—they have real-world consequences for community resilience. Amateur radio’s claim to relevance depends on the ability to integrate all available skills, modes, and operators. A community that fosters inclusion, mentorship, and hands-on learning ensures a broader, more competent, and more adaptable operator base—exactly the qualities required when infrastructure fails, when every transmission counts, and when there simply aren’t enough people to do the job without everyone contributing.

    Standards Are Preserved Through Education

    Concerns about lowering standards often surface whenever gatekeeping is criticized. Critics argue that without strict social enforcement, operators will ignore procedures, misuse frequencies, or fail to uphold technical rigor. While the intention is understandable, these concerns frequently misunderstand the root of the problem. Clear standards—spectrum discipline, procedural knowledge, technical competence—are most effectively preserved through education and mentorship, not exclusion or intimidation. Standards enforced through gatekeeping, ridicule, or social pressure may appear to maintain authority in the short term, but in reality, they produce resentment, drive away capable participants, and weaken the community over time.

    Respect for procedure and technical knowledge does not require hostility. Operators can be taught to follow rules, log contacts correctly, or handle nets efficiently through structured guidance, clear examples, and patient explanation. For instance, rather than scolding a newcomer for incorrectly joining a net, an experienced operator can demonstrate proper procedure, explain why it matters, and encourage repetition until the skill is mastered. A culture built on supportive instruction preserves the same standards that gatekeepers claim to defend—but it does so without alienating new or returning operators.

    Authority earned through teaching is more durable than authority enforced through intimidation. A mentor who patiently guides a newcomer fosters trust and confidence. The operator internalizes knowledge and develops the competence to act independently, often exceeding the mentor’s expectations. By contrast, authority based on intimidation or sarcasm creates compliance only while observation is present, and it discourages initiative, experimentation, and critical thinking. In emergencies, when operators must act independently and adapt to unpredictable situations, the latter approach leaves them unprepared.

    Gatekeeping also distorts perceptions of expertise. Longevity or technical skill may be conflated with moral or social authority, giving certain operators outsized influence over community norms. When standards are framed as tools for social control rather than shared knowledge, competence is overshadowed by conformity. In such environments, newcomers may hesitate to ask questions, veterans may avoid experimenting with new modes, and innovation slows—despite the ostensible goal of preserving quality.

    Education-based standards also naturally accommodate modernization. Whether teaching digital modes, AI-assisted logging, or software-defined radio operation, clear instruction allows operators to master new tools without sacrificing technical rigor. Gatekeeping, in contrast, often resists change, equating unfamiliar technology with lowered standards rather than an opportunity to expand competence. This resistance can make communities insular and unwelcoming, undermining both retention and the long-term viability of the hobby.

    In short, preserving standards is not about policing or shaming; it is about empowering operators with knowledge and confidence. A culture rooted in mentorship, explanation, and hands-on learning produces skilled, adaptable, and motivated participants. Those are the qualities that sustain amateur radio, maintain professionalism, and ensure readiness—whether in everyday operation, technical experimentation, or emergency communication.

    Signs of Change Within the Community

    Despite persistent challenges, there are encouraging signs that parts of the amateur radio community are evolving. Some clubs have recognized that onboarding and mentorship are critical for retention and long-term engagement. They invest in structured licensing classes, hands-on workshops, and open nets specifically designed to welcome newcomers. In these environments, questions are answered patiently, mistakes are treated as learning opportunities, and participation is valued over immediate technical perfection. This approach not only develops skills but fosters confidence, helping operators stay active and contribute meaningfully over the long term.

    Online spaces are also showing positive examples. Moderated forums, social media groups, and digital communities increasingly enforce codes of conduct, curbing sarcasm, public shaming, and exclusionary behavior. Constructive discussion is encouraged, and members are rewarded for mentoring and sharing knowledge. In addition, some groups actively highlight beginner questions and create “starter guides” for new hams, showing that inclusion and technical rigor can coexist. These measures help prevent the attrition that often follows negative early experiences and encourage operators to participate in nets, contests, and emergency exercises without fear of ridicule.

    Independent voices—bloggers, educators, and community advocates—have begun addressing gatekeeping explicitly, framing it as a cultural risk rather than a protective measure. They share personal experiences, provide resources, and demonstrate ways to balance tradition with modernization. For example, articles on integrating digital modes, AI-assisted tools, or software-defined radios show that embracing new technology does not compromise technical standards. Instead, it expands accessibility and engagement, allowing more operators to participate fully and safely.

    Some operators are also experimenting with hybrid approaches that combine tradition and innovation. For instance, mentorship programs may include CW practice alongside FT8 digital modes, or club nets may pair older analog repeater use with digital voice and data exercises. These initiatives show that it is possible to respect history while preparing participants for modern communication challenges, including emergency scenarios where adaptability is critical.

    These efforts demonstrate that change is possible without abandoning tradition. Respect for procedure, technical competence, and historical practices can coexist with mentorship, digital tools, and inclusive practices. Gatekeeping is not mandated by licensing rules or regulations; it is a cultural phenomenon. Rules did not create it, and rules alone will not solve it. Instead, the solution lies in shifting norms, fostering supportive communities, and recognizing that the hobby thrives when participation is encouraged rather than restricted.

    In many ways, these changes signal hope for the future. Communities that embrace constructive mentoring, welcome digital modes, and integrate modern tools like AI for education or content creation are building a more resilient, adaptable, and engaged operator base. They demonstrate that amateur radio can evolve, attract new participants, and retain experienced operators while maintaining standards. The key lesson is that the hobby’s strength comes not from excluding participants but from empowering them, ensuring amateur radio continues to grow, innovate, and maintain its relevance in everyday operation, technical experimentation, and emergency communication alike.

    Why This Conversation Matters

    Amateur radio faces significant external pressures. Spectrum demands from commercial interests, regulatory constraints, and technological redundancy all place limits on what the hobby can do. Digital communication, cellular networks, and satellite systems increasingly handle tasks that amateur radio once fulfilled, from message relays to long-distance contacts. In this environment, adaptability, innovation, and broad participation are not optional—they are essential for the hobby’s survival and continued relevance.

    Cultural self-sabotage compounds these external pressures. Gatekeeping reduces participation precisely when the community most needs new ideas, skills, and energy. Every discouraged newcomer is a potential operator, mentor, or advocate lost. Every veteran who withdraws due to a hostile culture diminishes institutional knowledge and operational capacity. The irony is stark: while amateur radio’s history was defined by experimentation and technological advancement, resistance to change today undermines both growth and preparedness.

    It is important to note that people entering amateur radio are not asking for lowered expectations. They are not seeking shortcuts to competence; they want a fair opportunity to learn, practice, and contribute. When the community welcomes them, these individuals become productive operators, share knowledge with others, and strengthen clubs, repeaters, and emergency networks. When dismissed, ridiculed, or excluded, they quietly move on to other technical hobbies, leaving the hobby with fewer participants and less collective capability.

    Ultimately, the combination of external pressures and internal gatekeeping represents a dual threat. Spectrum may be limited, technology may advance, and regulations may evolve—but the real danger comes from a culture that turns away potential participants. To thrive, amateur radio must embrace its own principles of learning, experimentation, and communication—not just in words, but in practice, mentorship, and inclusion.

    Looking Forward: Culture Determines the Future

    The future of amateur radio will not be determined by nostalgia alone. Its continued relevance, resilience, and vibrancy depend on how the community aligns behavior with its stated values. If amateur radio truly values experimentation, learning, technical mastery, and public service, it must confront the informal barriers that undermine those principles. Gatekeeping—whether through sarcasm, exclusion, rigid adherence to tradition, or subtle social enforcement—directly contradicts the spirit of the hobby and threatens its long-term health.

    Gatekeepers thrive when people remain silent and when their actions go unexamined. By discouraging questions, ridiculing mistakes, or enforcing conformity quietly, gatekeepers exert influence without accountability. This makes cultural change slow and often invisible until participation dwindles, emergency preparedness suffers, or innovation stagnates. It is no exaggeration to say that the informal social rules of exclusion are as powerful as any regulatory requirement in shaping the behavior of operators. Speaking out, sharing experiences, and highlighting barriers is essential to breaking this cycle and creating a culture where learning and participation are prioritized over conformity and intimidation.

    As we have seen throughout this discussion, gatekeeping affects retention more than recruitment. While new licenses may still be issued, the early social experience of a newcomer often determines whether they continue to operate, explore new modes, or contribute to the community. Newcomers and returning operators face social friction that discourages hands-on learning, limits skill development, and reduces participation in nets, clubs, and emergency exercises. Experienced operators may avoid mentoring or experimenting for fear of public criticism. Even modern tools—digital modes, AI-assisted resources, or software-defined radios—can be discouraged simply because they deviate from familiar practices. The result is a shrinking, less adaptable community, which compromises not only everyday operations but also the critical role amateur radio plays in emergency communication.

    Emergency communication, perhaps more than any other aspect of amateur radio, demonstrates the stakes of this culture. Amateur radio operators have historically provided vital communications during natural disasters, power outages, and other emergencies when conventional infrastructure fails. This mission requires trained, confident, and motivated operators who can respond without hesitation. Emergencies do not allow for delayed learning, experimentation under observation, or waiting one’s turn. Operators must know their equipment, modes, and procedures in advance. When gatekeeping discourages participation or punishes mistakes publicly, it erodes confidence, reducing the number of active, capable operators available in a crisis.

    One of the simplest truths about emergency communication is that having enough people is as critical as having skill. During my years with CERT (Community Emergency Response Teams), I saw how even well-trained volunteers struggled to meet operational needs simply because there were not enough participants. Staffing check-in points, relaying messages, monitoring nets—these tasks require coordination and manpower. Inadequate numbers lead to overworked operators, slower communications, and gaps in coverage. Amateur radio faces the same challenge. Gatekeeping compounds this problem by discouraging capable new operators, resulting in a smaller, less confident pool of volunteers. Even highly skilled veterans cannot fill the gaps alone, and the hobby’s capacity to serve the public is directly diminished.

    Modern emergency communication increasingly intersects with digital systems, data transmission, and network integration. Automated reporting, packet radio, mesh networks, and digital modes like D-STAR, FT8, or DRM all enhance efficiency and reliability in crises. Operators with expertise in these areas are invaluable. Yet gatekeepers often dismiss such skills, equating familiarity with computers or digital technology with a lack of seriousness. This reduces overall preparedness and reinforces a false dichotomy between “traditional” and “modern” competence. Skills that can save lives or improve communications in high-stakes situations are marginalized, not nurtured.

    Cultural barriers have consequences beyond immediate operations. Public agencies and emergency management organizations evaluate amateur radio based on participation, professionalism, and adaptability. A shrinking, inward-facing community struggles to maintain credibility in these contexts. Agencies may hesitate to include amateur radio in integrated emergency plans if they perceive the operator community as unwelcoming or resistant to modern tools. Gatekeeping is therefore not just a social issue—it is a strategic vulnerability, affecting the hobby’s ability to fulfill one of its most important public service missions.

    Beyond emergencies, gatekeeping harms the day-to-day life of the hobby. Newcomers face ridicule for simple mistakes, for asking basic questions, or for experimenting with new modes or tools. I have personally witnessed harsh scolding over minor procedural issues, such as the use of a roger beep, or being discouraged from participating in a repeater clearly marked for public use. Impromptu nets can be intimidating when operators key up so quickly that anyone trying to join cannot participate—or, in the case of digital repeaters, cannot disconnect without disrupting others. Across social media and online forums, I have seen some of the meanest comments directed at newcomers for basic questions. Entire online communities have grown and then lost members because gatekeeping created an unwelcoming atmosphere.

    Retention, not recruitment, is the real problem. While licensing numbers indicate initial interest, long-term participation depends on whether individuals feel welcomed, supported, and capable. Early interactions—on repeaters, in clubs, or online—shape attitudes that persist for years. When newcomers feel dismissed or publicly corrected without context, motivation erodes. Repeaters see declining use. Clubs struggle to maintain membership. Events rely on a shrinking pool of volunteers. Gatekeeping accelerates this decline by filtering out exactly the people needed to sustain the hobby.

    A culture of mentorship, not intimidation, preserves standards more effectively than gatekeeping ever could. Technical competence, spectrum discipline, and procedural knowledge are best taught through guidance, explanation, and constructive feedback. Authority earned through teaching is far more durable than authority enforced through ridicule. In this model, standards are upheld naturally because operators internalize expectations, rather than performing only under the gaze of judgmental peers. This approach accommodates both tradition and modernization, allowing veterans to pass on knowledge while embracing new modes, digital tools, and even AI-assisted resources to support learning.

    The resistance to modernization—digital modes, software-defined radios, AI-assisted tools—is a continuation of this gatekeeping mindset. Some operators view FT8, DRM, or AI-assisted writing and visual content as shortcuts or threats to authenticity. One amusing but telling example is the complaint that an FT8 operator could contact all countries in a region in hours, while others spent years achieving similar recognition using DX FM phone. Whether or not this scenario is technically accurate, it highlights a cultural tendency to measure mastery not by results or competence, but by adherence to traditional methods. Responsible adoption of tools, including AI, does not diminish skill—it enhances it. Those who leverage AI for writing, research, or visualization do so to amplify effort, not to replace knowledge or judgment.

    A few people have criticized my blog—claiming the use of AI makes it “sloppy,” objecting to my writing style, or questioning the images I create. Those complaints will not deter me. I use AI as an assistive tool, helping with research, drafting, and creating visuals, but I do not blindly rely on it. Every piece reflects my perspective, judgment, and experience. AI amplifies effort; it does not replace expertise, context, or human oversight. This approach mirrors the broader lesson for amateur radio: modern tools—whether AI, digital modes, or software-defined radios—are valuable when used responsibly. They do not diminish skill; they enable it.

    Despite these challenges, signs of progress exist. Some clubs now emphasize structured mentorship and onboarding, providing classes, hands-on workshops, and supportive nets. Online communities are increasingly moderated to prevent sarcasm, shaming, and exclusion, encouraging constructive discussion instead. Independent voices address gatekeeping as a cultural problem rather than a safeguard, highlighting ways to balance tradition with innovation. Hybrid approaches—pairing Morse code practice with FT8, or analog repeater nets with digital exercises—demonstrate that inclusion and modernization can coexist with technical rigor.

    It is critical to recognize a broader truth: gatekeepers are the death of any hobby, organization, or company. Their influence, whether subtle or overt, stifles curiosity, discourages participation, and slows innovation. In amateur radio, gatekeepers reduce the number of active operators, erode morale, and limit the transfer of knowledge to new generations. The hobby thrives when people are empowered to explore, experiment, and contribute. It diminishes when rigid hierarchies, fear of judgment, and cultural exclusion dominate. Gatekeeping is not a safeguard; it is self-sabotage.

    Those who enter amateur radio are not asking for lowered expectations. They are asking for a fair opportunity to learn, contribute, and grow. When welcomed, they become operators, mentors, and advocates. When dismissed, they quietly move on. The hobby loses twice: it loses participants, and it loses potential future leaders who could have sustained and strengthened the community. In this context, gatekeeping is not merely a nuisance—it is an existential threat to the hobby’s vitality and long-term survival.

    Continuing to write about these issues invites criticism. Choosing silence would be easier—but silence allows cultural problems to persist unchallenged. Gatekeeping thrives precisely because it is rarely examined, and because people who could counter it remain silent. Speaking out, sharing experiences, and highlighting barriers breaks that cycle, making it possible to build a more welcoming, skilled, and resilient community.

    The question is no longer whether amateur radio can afford to be more welcoming. The question is whether it can afford not to be. Its survival, relevance, and contribution to technical education and public service depend on retaining participants, integrating modern tools responsibly, and fostering a culture of mentorship and learning. Those who enter the hobby with curiosity, energy, and skill are not threats—they are the very lifeblood that ensures amateur radio continues to thrive for generations to come.

    Ultimately, amateur radio’s future hinges on culture as much as technology. Technical competence, adherence to standards, and respect for procedure are essential—but they are insufficient without a community willing to teach, support, and encourage. Gatekeeping undermines all of these goals, while mentorship, inclusion, and thoughtful adoption of modern tools strengthen them. The choice is clear: the hobby must empower its participants, celebrate learning, and embrace modernization if it hopes to endure.

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  19. BewilderedKat :nonbinary_flag: @[email protected] ·

    @screwturn

    Spikey Boots not Spicy Foods? If I spill some spicy stuff on my boots and have a sub lick it off, we can still be on topic!

    Recipe for a very simple Mint Chutney.

    Fresh Mint and Fresh Cilantro (with soft stems) in a 2:1 ratio (recommend 2 cups of loosely packed mint leaves and 1 cup of loosely packed cilantro)

    2-3 tsp cumin seeds (halve it if using powder)

    3-7 Thai green chillies (Traditionally, this is hari mirch which literally translates to green spice/chili. You can use different kinds like jwala, guntur, etc. Birds eye chili are called kanthari chili, and thai greens are typically called the kush eye or dhani lonka/lanka. If you prefer things more mild, you can use a red one like the kashmiri mirch a.k.a. lal mirch for something more along the spice levels of paprika)

    1 tsp sugar (white, brown, jaggery, etc your call)

    1 tsp sea salt (I prefer kosher salt for many things because of the taste)

    1/4-1/3-1/2 cup lemon or lime juice for every three cups of herbs. (1/4 cup if also using an equal volume of yogurt else add more as needed). Note that lime juice is more "potent" than lemon juice

    Optionally add some yogurt similar to lemon juice. This reduces the storage time it's good for, and technically turns this chutney into a raita but it's just semantics.

    Optionally include a couple of garlic cloves. If using garlic, I recommend "soaking" the garlic in the lemon/lime juice first to reduce the pungentness.

    Blend all of the above together. Adjust things as needed. It should be smooth and thick enough to hold at the edge of a spoon without liquid spilling over. The liquid should not separate from the chunks much either.

    Store in an airtight container.

    Extra tip via anecdote: The closest place I can get Desi spices is a good distance away so I don't go there much. I will buy peppers in bulk, and wash them. Then I will blend them into a puree and freeze it. Obviously, the best taste is when they are fresh, but I prefer something I froze if the alternative is to not have any at all.

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  20. Ham Radio Outside the Box @[email protected] ·

    A simple outside the box fix for a broken telescopic whip

    “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it”

    Or conversely, if it is “broke” you have two choices. Order a replacement from the other side of the planet, and wait for the slow boat from China to navigate thousand of nautical miles across the stormy waters of international seas. Or, alternatively, and my preferred solution, is to see if it can be fixed. So when I managed to break the 18.5ft telescopic whip I had ordered from China a year or so ago, I was faced with that choice.

    Hair of the dog

    There is an old supposed remedy for the after effects of over indulgence in adult beverages. It is called the “hair of the dog that bit you”, often simplified to “hair of the dog”. The idea is that, in the morning, if you drink some more of the beverage that caused the problem you will recover. I rate that high on the skepticism index.

    The dog that bit my antenna was another product from the same oriental source as the whip. It was a “top hat” designed for the PAC-12 antenna. This set of electric antlers proved too heavy for the whip that was never designed to carry them. The tip of the whip swayed rather wildly in the wind, before collapsing on the ground and decapitating itself in the process. The top hat survived but the top two sections of the whip parted company from the rest, never to be reconnected again.

    What remained was 15 feet and 9 inches of whip that sat in a dark corner of the shack until, one day, a random firing of neurons in my brain came up with an idea. I call the idea “hair of the dog”; i.e. I wondered if I re-attached the top hat, the same one that caused the problem in the first place, to the shortened whip would it at least get me back on 20-meters?

    The shortened wounded whip was a little too short to be resonant on the 20m band. Could the addition of a top (capacitance) hat lower the resonant frequency sufficiently to fix the problem? I embarked on an impromptu mission to find out.

    Unextended top hat and whip

    Top loading a vertical whip is a very efficient way of convincing an electrically short antenna to resonate on a lower frequency. In effect, it increases the electrical length of the antenna. I have been chided by sagacious readers for using the term “electrical length”. The term may be technically incorrect but it makes it easier to understand what happens when an antenna is loaded. Is my top-loaded shortened whip as efficient as a full-length unloaded whip? I’ll leave that for the experts to comment upon.

    There are advantages to a top-loaded vertical whip for field portable operators like myself. For a start, a shorter whip is less conspicuous. While activating a park back in the spring of this year, a uniformed Ontario Parks warden pulled up in her official pickup truck to see what I was up to. Ontario Parks wardens have the same authority as police officers when it comes to park rules and regulations. They can impose on-the-spot fines for infractions of a sometimes vague set of rules like “disturbing trees”. She told me that my long whip antenna had caught her eye. When I told her I was using Morse Code to contact other amateur radio operators and read out the list of all the states I had contacted, she was genuinely interested. We struck up a good rapport, especially when discussing which trail the resident park bear preferred. Although that encounter with officialdom went well I prefer to operate under the radar – nothing to see hear, move right along please.

    Custom, ham-made (by me) support pole.

    As I write this we are well into fall. The winter months still lie ahead of us – 7 months of dreary, snowy, icy weather. So I took advantage of cool temperatures and still unfrozen ground to test my top-loaded shortened whip. I mounted the whip on my recently constructed support that uses PVC plumbing bits and part of a fiberglass driveway marker driven into the ground. For lucky readers in the southern states and other milder climates, a driveway marker is a thin pole used to identify the edges of a driveway when the snow comes. I use 5ft markers, and during last winter’s unusually heavy snowfall, they disappeared deep beneath the snow banks left by the snow plows on their daily runs. I gotta move to sunny Florida, snakes and gators be damned!

    It might be considered folly to adopt a hair of the dog approach to fixing the whip but, of course, the lower sections of a telescopic whip are thicker than those at the top. Thicker sections are less likely to experience the wild, wind-induced, oscillatory motion that caused the initial problem. In fact, I had to shorten the whip by another two sections to bring resonance within the 20-meter band, thereby enhancing the physical rigidity even further.

    For this initial backyard test I used a set of four 13ft radials that lie mostly on the ground. I know this isn’t the most efficient way of providing the “other half” of an antenna. I have now improved on that by extending the support pole to 43 inches (109cm) and replaced the ground radials with two sloping, above ground radials with links for 15m, 17m and 20m.

    Very soon our ground will be frozen hard – like concrete – and then other support options will be required. However, this top-loaded short whip is going to be traveling with me on my winter POTA activations. It works fine business on 20m but, even with the whip extended to its full 15 feet 9 inches, the top hat can’t get it to work on 30-meters. Shortening the whip further (and collapsing the top hat’s “antlers”) allows the higher bands to be used, which is useful while band conditions create openings there.

    When I broke the whip I started to look into finding a replacement. The Chameleon 25ft whip sounded interesting but then I watched a video in which one of these whips waved at the heavens during windy conditions. I could foresee another catastrophic collapse in my future if I went that route. I wondered whether a park warden might consider a very tall waving whip a hazard to other park users and wave an infraction notice at me in response. No, there had to be a safer solution and I think this top-loaded formerly broken whip fits the bill quite nicely.

    Meanwhile, back in the shack …

    Work continues on renovating my rigs to return to QRP operations when band conditions permit. I have been using my Yaesu FT-891 throughout the summer. I like to think of the FT-891 as a QRP rig with optional QRO capability. The trouble is, it is too easy to tweak the power just a little to give my signal a little more muscle. My QRP Labs QMX is a great little radio but it isn’t built for hostile environments – like Ontario winters. Unfortunately I chose the low band QMX when ordering so I am limited to 80m, 60m, 40m, 30m and 20m – no access to the higher bands which have been quite active lately. I do have another option – a rugged, pugnacious but rather old little rig that covers all bands. It was built back in the era when there were fewer options for QRPers and lacks some of the features we now take for granted. There is a way to add on the missing features; I’ll publish the details in an upcoming post.

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  21. Ham Radio Outside the Box @[email protected] ·

    A simple outside the box fix for a broken telescopic whip

    “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it”

    Or conversely, if it is “broke” you have two choices. Order a replacement from the other side of the planet, and wait for the slow boat from China to navigate thousand of nautical miles across the stormy waters of international seas. Or, alternatively, and my preferred solution, is to see if it can be fixed. So when I managed to break the 18.5ft telescopic whip I had ordered from China a year or so ago, I was faced with that choice.

    Hair of the dog

    There is an old supposed remedy for the after effects of over indulgence in adult beverages. It is called the “hair of the dog that bit you”, often simplified to “hair of the dog”. The idea is that, in the morning, if you drink some more of the beverage that caused the problem you will recover. I rate that high on the skepticism index.

    The dog that bit my antenna was another product from the same oriental source as the whip. It was a “top hat” designed for the PAC-12 antenna. This set of electric antlers proved too heavy for the whip that was never designed to carry them. The tip of the whip swayed rather wildly in the wind, before collapsing on the ground and decapitating itself in the process. The top hat survived but the top two sections of the whip parted company from the rest, never to be reconnected again.

    What remained was 15 feet and 9 inches of whip that sat in a dark corner of the shack until, one day, a random firing of neurons in my brain came up with an idea. I call the idea “hair of the dog”; i.e. I wondered if I re-attached the top hat, the same one that caused the problem in the first place, to the shortened whip would it at least get me back on 20-meters?

    The shortened wounded whip was a little too short to be resonant on the 20m band. Could the addition of a top (capacitance) hat lower the resonant frequency sufficiently to fix the problem? I embarked on an impromptu mission to find out.

    Unextended top hat and whip

    Top loading a vertical whip is a very efficient way of convincing an electrically short antenna to resonate on a lower frequency. In effect, it increases the electrical length of the antenna. I have been chided by sagacious readers for using the term “electrical length”. The term may be technically incorrect but it makes it easier to understand what happens when an antenna is loaded. Is my top-loaded shortened whip as efficient as a full-length unloaded whip? I’ll leave that for the experts to comment upon.

    There are advantages to a top-loaded vertical whip for field portable operators like myself. For a start, a shorter whip is less conspicuous. While activating a park back in the spring of this year, a uniformed Ontario Parks warden pulled up in her official pickup truck to see what I was up to. Ontario Parks wardens have the same authority as police officers when it comes to park rules and regulations. They can impose on-the-spot fines for infractions of a sometimes vague set of rules like “disturbing trees”. She told me that my long whip antenna had caught her eye. When I told her I was using Morse Code to contact other amateur radio operators and read out the list of all the states I had contacted, she was genuinely interested. We struck up a good rapport, especially when discussing which trail the resident park bear preferred. Although that encounter with officialdom went well I prefer to operate under the radar – nothing to see hear, move right along please.

    Custom, ham-made (by me) support pole.

    As I write this we are well into fall. The winter months still lie ahead of us – 7 months of dreary, snowy, icy weather. So I took advantage of cool temperatures and still unfrozen ground to test my top-loaded shortened whip. I mounted the whip on my recently constructed support that uses PVC plumbing bits and part of a fiberglass driveway marker driven into the ground. For lucky readers in the southern states and other milder climates, a driveway marker is a thin pole used to identify the edges of a driveway when the snow comes. I use 5ft markers, and during last winter’s unusually heavy snowfall, they disappeared deep beneath the snow banks left by the snow plows on their daily runs. I gotta move to sunny Florida, snakes and gators be damned!

    It might be considered folly to adopt a hair of the dog approach to fixing the whip but, of course, the lower sections of a telescopic whip are thicker than those at the top. Thicker sections are less likely to experience the wild, wind-induced, oscillatory motion that caused the initial problem. In fact, I had to shorten the whip by another two sections to bring resonance within the 20-meter band, thereby enhancing the physical rigidity even further.

    For this initial backyard test I used a set of four 13ft radials that lie mostly on the ground. I know this isn’t the most efficient way of providing the “other half” of an antenna. I have now improved on that by extending the support pole to 43 inches (109cm) and replaced the ground radials with two sloping, above ground radials with links for 15m, 17m and 20m.

    Very soon our ground will be frozen hard – like concrete – and then other support options will be required. However, this top-loaded short whip is going to be traveling with me on my winter POTA activations. It works fine business on 20m but, even with the whip extended to its full 15 feet 9 inches, the top hat can’t get it to work on 30-meters. Shortening the whip further (and collapsing the top hat’s “antlers”) allows the higher bands to be used, which is useful while band conditions create openings there.

    When I broke the whip I started to look into finding a replacement. The Chameleon 25ft whip sounded interesting but then I watched a video in which one of these whips waved at the heavens during windy conditions. I could foresee another catastrophic collapse in my future if I went that route. I wondered whether a park warden might consider a very tall waving whip a hazard to other park users and wave an infraction notice at me in response. No, there had to be a safer solution and I think this top-loaded formerly broken whip fits the bill quite nicely.

    Meanwhile, back in the shack …

    Work continues on renovating my rigs to return to QRP operations when band conditions permit. I have been using my Yaesu FT-891 throughout the summer. I like to think of the FT-891 as a QRP rig with optional QRO capability. The trouble is, it is too easy to tweak the power just a little to give my signal a little more muscle. My QRP Labs QMX is a great little radio but it isn’t built for hostile environments – like Ontario winters. Unfortunately I chose the low band QMX when ordering so I am limited to 80m, 60m, 40m, 30m and 20m – no access to the higher bands which have been quite active lately. I do have another option – a rugged, pugnacious but rather old little rig that covers all bands. It was built back in the era when there were fewer options for QRPers and lacks some of the features we now take for granted. There is a way to add on the missing features; I’ll publish the details in an upcoming post.

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  22. Stamets™ @[email protected] ·

    //TRANSCRIPT OF ATTACHED VOICE CLIP//
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    Listen. We get it. You're just trying to live your life, do your duty, maybe even get promoted to LtCmdr someday and then BAM. You run into yourself from three years in the future who warns you to not go on that away mission. Now you've got a temporal paradox on your hands, Starfleet Temporal Investigations breathing down your neck, and you're pretty sure you just caused the Eugenics wars to happen 15 years ealier. Who is gonna pay for that? Not Starfleet, that's for sure. They barely even hand out replicator rations.

    That's where Temporal Insurance Associates comes in. We've been protecting Federation citizens from chronological mishaps since stardate... well, it depends which timeline you're asking about, but trust us, we've been around. Or will be around. Or are currently around in multiple time periods simultaneously. The point? Well, we often don't have one but we do know time travel and that apparently is quite profitable to you huumaaaans...
    Our comprehensive coverage protects you from all manner of temporal incidents. Accidentally created an alternate timeline where the Borg assimilated Earth in the 21st century? We've got you covered. Ran into your great-great-grandmother and accidentally prevented your own birth? Our patented Grandfather Paradox Protection Plan will sort that right out. Got trapped in a time loop and lived the same day forty-seven times? We'll compensate you for all those repeated shifts. That's right, we pay for duplicate work. Because if you lived it, you should get paid for it, even if it technically didn't happen in the prime timeline. Cope you whiny bitches… Alternate timeline property disputes? Covered. Injuries sustained from your evil mirror universe counterpart? Covered. Lost income due to being stuck in the past for three months before Starfleet could retrieve you? Covered.

    Our claims process is simple. Just contact us at any point in the timeline, past, present, or future. Our agents exist in a state of temporal flux and can meet with you whenever is convenient, which is always now, relatively speaking. We'll dispatch a claims adjuster who will review your temporal incident, consult with our staff of Q-certified temporal mechanics, and have your claim processed before you even have it filed. Sometimes we pay out claims before the incident even happens. We're that good. Hehehe it’s scary.

    And here's the best part! Our premiums are locked in at your current timeline rate. That means even if you accidentally cause the Federation to fall and get replaced by the Terran Empire, you're still paying the same monthly rate. Try getting that deal from those hacks at Chrono-Care. They'll drop you the second you create a bootstrap paradox and expect you to pick them up by yourself. So… don't let temporal mechanics ruin your career. Sign up for Temporal Insurance Associates today. Because in space, no one can hear you scream... about causality violations.

    WARNING: Temporal Insurance Associates is not responsible for temporal incidents caused by intentional violations of the Temporal Prime Directive. Coverage does not extend to incidents involving Guardian of Forever usage without proper authorization, Q-related temporal shenanigans, or any situation involving tribbles and time travel because we learned our fucking lesson about that one.

    Policies may be retroactively voided if your timeline ceases to exist. If you find yourself in a timeline where Temporal Insurance Associates never existed, that's not our problem, that's a you problem. We are not liable for any psychological trauma resulting from meeting alternate versions of yourself, discovering you're adopted from the future, or learning that your entire existence is a predestination paradox. Side effects of temporal insurance coverage may include deja vu, premature nostalgia, remembering things that haven't happened yet, and deja vu.
    Do not file claims while actively traveling through time. Wait until you've stabilized in a single temporal reference frame. Temporal Insurance Associates cannot prevent temporal incidents, only compensate you after they occur. Or before they occur. Or during. Time is weird.

    Not available in the Mirror Universe, the Heurgenfluergen Universe, The 'Oh God we made Lenin gay oh god what happened oh no' universe or any timeline where the Federation lost the Dominion War. Premium rates may increase if you accumulate more than three temporal violations in a single fiscal year. Repeated causality breaches may result in your policy being terminated across all timelines simultaneously. Q is not covered under any policy ever and we will know if you're lying about his involvement.

    Temporal Insurance Associates... We've got you covered, yesterday, today, and tomorrow. Literally.

    Underwritten by the Department of Temporal Investigations Approved Insurance Consortium. Remember: The past is history, the future is a mystery, but your premiums are due on the 15th of every month.

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  23. Stamets™ @[email protected] ·

    //TRANSCRIPT OF ATTACHED VOICE CLIP//
    Has your past self ever showed up and ruined your promotion? Did a future version of you steal your spouse? Are you tired of alternate timeline versions of yourself claiming they own your quarters? Then you need...

    TEMPORAL INSURANCE ASSOCIATES! The only time-travel insurance provider licensed to operate across all known timelines, alternate realities and quantum paralell dimensions!

    Listen. We get it. You're just trying to live your life, do your duty, maybe even get promoted to LtCmdr someday and then BAM. You run into yourself from three years in the future who warns you to not go on that away mission. Now you've got a temporal paradox on your hands, Starfleet Temporal Investigations breathing down your neck, and you're pretty sure you just caused the Eugenics wars to happen 15 years ealier. Who is gonna pay for that? Not Starfleet, that's for sure. They barely even hand out replicator rations.

    That's where Temporal Insurance Associates comes in. We've been protecting Federation citizens from chronological mishaps since stardate... well, it depends which timeline you're asking about, but trust us, we've been around. Or will be around. Or are currently around in multiple time periods simultaneously. The point? Well, we often don't have one but we do know time travel and that apparently is quite profitable to you huumaaaans...
    Our comprehensive coverage protects you from all manner of temporal incidents. Accidentally created an alternate timeline where the Borg assimilated Earth in the 21st century? We've got you covered. Ran into your great-great-grandmother and accidentally prevented your own birth? Our patented Grandfather Paradox Protection Plan will sort that right out. Got trapped in a time loop and lived the same day forty-seven times? We'll compensate you for all those repeated shifts. That's right, we pay for duplicate work. Because if you lived it, you should get paid for it, even if it technically didn't happen in the prime timeline. Cope you whiny bitches… Alternate timeline property disputes? Covered. Injuries sustained from your evil mirror universe counterpart? Covered. Lost income due to being stuck in the past for three months before Starfleet could retrieve you? Covered.

    Our claims process is simple. Just contact us at any point in the timeline, past, present, or future. Our agents exist in a state of temporal flux and can meet with you whenever is convenient, which is always now, relatively speaking. We'll dispatch a claims adjuster who will review your temporal incident, consult with our staff of Q-certified temporal mechanics, and have your claim processed before you even have it filed. Sometimes we pay out claims before the incident even happens. We're that good. Hehehe it’s scary.

    And here's the best part! Our premiums are locked in at your current timeline rate. That means even if you accidentally cause the Federation to fall and get replaced by the Terran Empire, you're still paying the same monthly rate. Try getting that deal from those hacks at Chrono-Care. They'll drop you the second you create a bootstrap paradox and expect you to pick them up by yourself. So… don't let temporal mechanics ruin your career. Sign up for Temporal Insurance Associates today. Because in space, no one can hear you scream... about causality violations.

    WARNING: Temporal Insurance Associates is not responsible for temporal incidents caused by intentional violations of the Temporal Prime Directive. Coverage does not extend to incidents involving Guardian of Forever usage without proper authorization, Q-related temporal shenanigans, or any situation involving tribbles and time travel because we learned our fucking lesson about that one.

    Policies may be retroactively voided if your timeline ceases to exist. If you find yourself in a timeline where Temporal Insurance Associates never existed, that's not our problem, that's a you problem. We are not liable for any psychological trauma resulting from meeting alternate versions of yourself, discovering you're adopted from the future, or learning that your entire existence is a predestination paradox. Side effects of temporal insurance coverage may include deja vu, premature nostalgia, remembering things that haven't happened yet, and deja vu.
    Do not file claims while actively traveling through time. Wait until you've stabilized in a single temporal reference frame. Temporal Insurance Associates cannot prevent temporal incidents, only compensate you after they occur. Or before they occur. Or during. Time is weird.

    Not available in the Mirror Universe, the Heurgenfluergen Universe, The 'Oh God we made Lenin gay oh god what happened oh no' universe or any timeline where the Federation lost the Dominion War. Premium rates may increase if you accumulate more than three temporal violations in a single fiscal year. Repeated causality breaches may result in your policy being terminated across all timelines simultaneously. Q is not covered under any policy ever and we will know if you're lying about his involvement.

    Temporal Insurance Associates... We've got you covered, yesterday, today, and tomorrow. Literally.

    Underwritten by the Department of Temporal Investigations Approved Insurance Consortium. Remember: The past is history, the future is a mystery, but your premiums are due on the 15th of every month.

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  24. Stamets™ @[email protected] ·

    //TRANSCRIPT OF ATTACHED VOICE CLIP//
    Has your past self ever showed up and ruined your promotion? Did a future version of you steal your spouse? Are you tired of alternate timeline versions of yourself claiming they own your quarters? Then you need...

    TEMPORAL INSURANCE ASSOCIATES! The only time-travel insurance provider licensed to operate across all known timelines, alternate realities and quantum paralell dimensions!

    Listen. We get it. You're just trying to live your life, do your duty, maybe even get promoted to LtCmdr someday and then BAM. You run into yourself from three years in the future who warns you to not go on that away mission. Now you've got a temporal paradox on your hands, Starfleet Temporal Investigations breathing down your neck, and you're pretty sure you just caused the Eugenics wars to happen 15 years ealier. Who is gonna pay for that? Not Starfleet, that's for sure. They barely even hand out replicator rations.

    That's where Temporal Insurance Associates comes in. We've been protecting Federation citizens from chronological mishaps since stardate... well, it depends which timeline you're asking about, but trust us, we've been around. Or will be around. Or are currently around in multiple time periods simultaneously. The point? Well, we often don't have one but we do know time travel and that apparently is quite profitable to you huumaaaans...
    Our comprehensive coverage protects you from all manner of temporal incidents. Accidentally created an alternate timeline where the Borg assimilated Earth in the 21st century? We've got you covered. Ran into your great-great-grandmother and accidentally prevented your own birth? Our patented Grandfather Paradox Protection Plan will sort that right out. Got trapped in a time loop and lived the same day forty-seven times? We'll compensate you for all those repeated shifts. That's right, we pay for duplicate work. Because if you lived it, you should get paid for it, even if it technically didn't happen in the prime timeline. Cope you whiny bitches… Alternate timeline property disputes? Covered. Injuries sustained from your evil mirror universe counterpart? Covered. Lost income due to being stuck in the past for three months before Starfleet could retrieve you? Covered.

    Our claims process is simple. Just contact us at any point in the timeline, past, present, or future. Our agents exist in a state of temporal flux and can meet with you whenever is convenient, which is always now, relatively speaking. We'll dispatch a claims adjuster who will review your temporal incident, consult with our staff of Q-certified temporal mechanics, and have your claim processed before you even have it filed. Sometimes we pay out claims before the incident even happens. We're that good. Hehehe it’s scary.

    And here's the best part! Our premiums are locked in at your current timeline rate. That means even if you accidentally cause the Federation to fall and get replaced by the Terran Empire, you're still paying the same monthly rate. Try getting that deal from those hacks at Chrono-Care. They'll drop you the second you create a bootstrap paradox and expect you to pick them up by yourself. So… don't let temporal mechanics ruin your career. Sign up for Temporal Insurance Associates today. Because in space, no one can hear you scream... about causality violations.

    WARNING: Temporal Insurance Associates is not responsible for temporal incidents caused by intentional violations of the Temporal Prime Directive. Coverage does not extend to incidents involving Guardian of Forever usage without proper authorization, Q-related temporal shenanigans, or any situation involving tribbles and time travel because we learned our fucking lesson about that one.

    Policies may be retroactively voided if your timeline ceases to exist. If you find yourself in a timeline where Temporal Insurance Associates never existed, that's not our problem, that's a you problem. We are not liable for any psychological trauma resulting from meeting alternate versions of yourself, discovering you're adopted from the future, or learning that your entire existence is a predestination paradox. Side effects of temporal insurance coverage may include deja vu, premature nostalgia, remembering things that haven't happened yet, and deja vu.
    Do not file claims while actively traveling through time. Wait until you've stabilized in a single temporal reference frame. Temporal Insurance Associates cannot prevent temporal incidents, only compensate you after they occur. Or before they occur. Or during. Time is weird.

    Not available in the Mirror Universe, the Heurgenfluergen Universe, The 'Oh God we made Lenin gay oh god what happened oh no' universe or any timeline where the Federation lost the Dominion War. Premium rates may increase if you accumulate more than three temporal violations in a single fiscal year. Repeated causality breaches may result in your policy being terminated across all timelines simultaneously. Q is not covered under any policy ever and we will know if you're lying about his involvement.

    Temporal Insurance Associates... We've got you covered, yesterday, today, and tomorrow. Literally.

    Underwritten by the Department of Temporal Investigations Approved Insurance Consortium. Remember: The past is history, the future is a mystery, but your premiums are due on the 15th of every month.

    #StarTrek #VoiceActing #FakeAd #StarTrekAd #StarTrekCommercial #TemporalInsuranceAssociates #StarTrekMeme #FakeStarTrekAd #TemporalLimbo #TemporalMechanics #TimeTravel

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  25. Stamets™ @[email protected] ·

    //TRANSCRIPT OF ATTACHED VOICE CLIP//
    Has your past self ever showed up and ruined your promotion? Did a future version of you steal your spouse? Are you tired of alternate timeline versions of yourself claiming they own your quarters? Then you need...

    TEMPORAL INSURANCE ASSOCIATES! The only time-travel insurance provider licensed to operate across all known timelines, alternate realities and quantum paralell dimensions!

    Listen. We get it. You're just trying to live your life, do your duty, maybe even get promoted to LtCmdr someday and then BAM. You run into yourself from three years in the future who warns you to not go on that away mission. Now you've got a temporal paradox on your hands, Starfleet Temporal Investigations breathing down your neck, and you're pretty sure you just caused the Eugenics wars to happen 15 years ealier. Who is gonna pay for that? Not Starfleet, that's for sure. They barely even hand out replicator rations.

    That's where Temporal Insurance Associates comes in. We've been protecting Federation citizens from chronological mishaps since stardate... well, it depends which timeline you're asking about, but trust us, we've been around. Or will be around. Or are currently around in multiple time periods simultaneously. The point? Well, we often don't have one but we do know time travel and that apparently is quite profitable to you huumaaaans...
    Our comprehensive coverage protects you from all manner of temporal incidents. Accidentally created an alternate timeline where the Borg assimilated Earth in the 21st century? We've got you covered. Ran into your great-great-grandmother and accidentally prevented your own birth? Our patented Grandfather Paradox Protection Plan will sort that right out. Got trapped in a time loop and lived the same day forty-seven times? We'll compensate you for all those repeated shifts. That's right, we pay for duplicate work. Because if you lived it, you should get paid for it, even if it technically didn't happen in the prime timeline. Cope you whiny bitches… Alternate timeline property disputes? Covered. Injuries sustained from your evil mirror universe counterpart? Covered. Lost income due to being stuck in the past for three months before Starfleet could retrieve you? Covered.

    Our claims process is simple. Just contact us at any point in the timeline, past, present, or future. Our agents exist in a state of temporal flux and can meet with you whenever is convenient, which is always now, relatively speaking. We'll dispatch a claims adjuster who will review your temporal incident, consult with our staff of Q-certified temporal mechanics, and have your claim processed before you even have it filed. Sometimes we pay out claims before the incident even happens. We're that good. Hehehe it’s scary.

    And here's the best part! Our premiums are locked in at your current timeline rate. That means even if you accidentally cause the Federation to fall and get replaced by the Terran Empire, you're still paying the same monthly rate. Try getting that deal from those hacks at Chrono-Care. They'll drop you the second you create a bootstrap paradox and expect you to pick them up by yourself. So… don't let temporal mechanics ruin your career. Sign up for Temporal Insurance Associates today. Because in space, no one can hear you scream... about causality violations.

    WARNING: Temporal Insurance Associates is not responsible for temporal incidents caused by intentional violations of the Temporal Prime Directive. Coverage does not extend to incidents involving Guardian of Forever usage without proper authorization, Q-related temporal shenanigans, or any situation involving tribbles and time travel because we learned our fucking lesson about that one.

    Policies may be retroactively voided if your timeline ceases to exist. If you find yourself in a timeline where Temporal Insurance Associates never existed, that's not our problem, that's a you problem. We are not liable for any psychological trauma resulting from meeting alternate versions of yourself, discovering you're adopted from the future, or learning that your entire existence is a predestination paradox. Side effects of temporal insurance coverage may include deja vu, premature nostalgia, remembering things that haven't happened yet, and deja vu.
    Do not file claims while actively traveling through time. Wait until you've stabilized in a single temporal reference frame. Temporal Insurance Associates cannot prevent temporal incidents, only compensate you after they occur. Or before they occur. Or during. Time is weird.

    Not available in the Mirror Universe, the Heurgenfluergen Universe, The 'Oh God we made Lenin gay oh god what happened oh no' universe or any timeline where the Federation lost the Dominion War. Premium rates may increase if you accumulate more than three temporal violations in a single fiscal year. Repeated causality breaches may result in your policy being terminated across all timelines simultaneously. Q is not covered under any policy ever and we will know if you're lying about his involvement.

    Temporal Insurance Associates... We've got you covered, yesterday, today, and tomorrow. Literally.

    Underwritten by the Department of Temporal Investigations Approved Insurance Consortium. Remember: The past is history, the future is a mystery, but your premiums are due on the 15th of every month.

    #StarTrek #VoiceActing #FakeAd #StarTrekAd #StarTrekCommercial #TemporalInsuranceAssociates #StarTrekMeme #FakeStarTrekAd #TemporalLimbo #TemporalMechanics #TimeTravel

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  26. Stamets™ @[email protected] ·

    //TRANSCRIPT OF ATTACHED VOICE CLIP//
    Has your past self ever showed up and ruined your promotion? Did a future version of you steal your spouse? Are you tired of alternate timeline versions of yourself claiming they own your quarters? Then you need...

    TEMPORAL INSURANCE ASSOCIATES! The only time-travel insurance provider licensed to operate across all known timelines, alternate realities and quantum paralell dimensions!

    Listen. We get it. You're just trying to live your life, do your duty, maybe even get promoted to LtCmdr someday and then BAM. You run into yourself from three years in the future who warns you to not go on that away mission. Now you've got a temporal paradox on your hands, Starfleet Temporal Investigations breathing down your neck, and you're pretty sure you just caused the Eugenics wars to happen 15 years ealier. Who is gonna pay for that? Not Starfleet, that's for sure. They barely even hand out replicator rations.

    That's where Temporal Insurance Associates comes in. We've been protecting Federation citizens from chronological mishaps since stardate... well, it depends which timeline you're asking about, but trust us, we've been around. Or will be around. Or are currently around in multiple time periods simultaneously. The point? Well, we often don't have one but we do know time travel and that apparently is quite profitable to you huumaaaans...
    Our comprehensive coverage protects you from all manner of temporal incidents. Accidentally created an alternate timeline where the Borg assimilated Earth in the 21st century? We've got you covered. Ran into your great-great-grandmother and accidentally prevented your own birth? Our patented Grandfather Paradox Protection Plan will sort that right out. Got trapped in a time loop and lived the same day forty-seven times? We'll compensate you for all those repeated shifts. That's right, we pay for duplicate work. Because if you lived it, you should get paid for it, even if it technically didn't happen in the prime timeline. Cope you whiny bitches… Alternate timeline property disputes? Covered. Injuries sustained from your evil mirror universe counterpart? Covered. Lost income due to being stuck in the past for three months before Starfleet could retrieve you? Covered.

    Our claims process is simple. Just contact us at any point in the timeline, past, present, or future. Our agents exist in a state of temporal flux and can meet with you whenever is convenient, which is always now, relatively speaking. We'll dispatch a claims adjuster who will review your temporal incident, consult with our staff of Q-certified temporal mechanics, and have your claim processed before you even have it filed. Sometimes we pay out claims before the incident even happens. We're that good. Hehehe it’s scary.

    And here's the best part! Our premiums are locked in at your current timeline rate. That means even if you accidentally cause the Federation to fall and get replaced by the Terran Empire, you're still paying the same monthly rate. Try getting that deal from those hacks at Chrono-Care. They'll drop you the second you create a bootstrap paradox and expect you to pick them up by yourself. So… don't let temporal mechanics ruin your career. Sign up for Temporal Insurance Associates today. Because in space, no one can hear you scream... about causality violations.

    WARNING: Temporal Insurance Associates is not responsible for temporal incidents caused by intentional violations of the Temporal Prime Directive. Coverage does not extend to incidents involving Guardian of Forever usage without proper authorization, Q-related temporal shenanigans, or any situation involving tribbles and time travel because we learned our fucking lesson about that one.

    Policies may be retroactively voided if your timeline ceases to exist. If you find yourself in a timeline where Temporal Insurance Associates never existed, that's not our problem, that's a you problem. We are not liable for any psychological trauma resulting from meeting alternate versions of yourself, discovering you're adopted from the future, or learning that your entire existence is a predestination paradox. Side effects of temporal insurance coverage may include deja vu, premature nostalgia, remembering things that haven't happened yet, and deja vu.
    Do not file claims while actively traveling through time. Wait until you've stabilized in a single temporal reference frame. Temporal Insurance Associates cannot prevent temporal incidents, only compensate you after they occur. Or before they occur. Or during. Time is weird.

    Not available in the Mirror Universe, the Heurgenfluergen Universe, The 'Oh God we made Lenin gay oh god what happened oh no' universe or any timeline where the Federation lost the Dominion War. Premium rates may increase if you accumulate more than three temporal violations in a single fiscal year. Repeated causality breaches may result in your policy being terminated across all timelines simultaneously. Q is not covered under any policy ever and we will know if you're lying about his involvement.

    Temporal Insurance Associates... We've got you covered, yesterday, today, and tomorrow. Literally.

    Underwritten by the Department of Temporal Investigations Approved Insurance Consortium. Remember: The past is history, the future is a mystery, but your premiums are due on the 15th of every month.

    #StarTrek #VoiceActing #FakeAd #StarTrekAd #StarTrekCommercial #TemporalInsuranceAssociates #StarTrekMeme #FakeStarTrekAd #TemporalLimbo #TemporalMechanics #TimeTravel

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  27. #FreeSchool <---> Hashtag @[email protected] ·
    CW: Left or Right - Mast Left or Right - it's more about how much people debate and talk about these points - which #Left seem to be best at avoiding while professional liers / politician take their money endlessly damaging cultures / not creating healthy life...

    @kathimmel Really easy to see that until "all" the people (let's say the many or 'common folk') are ducking everything - so then you have to go do something... else you have what you have in Ireland... over-population (even without the race / racism or personal politics)

    Those politicians are getting away with financial murder (directly or indirectly) with all money from #EU to house more people in already-poor #Ireland - raking it in (like I mean getting paid tons for it and not spending / giving money to Irish projects).

    If it's true #Killarny has around 10,000-1400 people and 3,500 added / imported then it's crazy and have to wonder why so many as a % of extra strangers never mind the #language and #culture... even if they were Irish.

    So aside from homeless #Irish... you have people paid to do other stuff without asking the people... (it's covered up - parents not officially / properly asked or even told).

    Just too many purely on numbers and then ignoring existing people... money again over people. They'll keep doing that unfortunately and not everyone is comfortable with that. It's a lot like Trump or anything else.

    So my question is, from all the tactics and money-bags we can see - when would it be enough for you (asking politely) and what would you do about it when your #politicians clearly don't care?

    (any reader welcome as I think doing nothing now is surely not the way)

    So #Left or #Liberal or any label that ignores or does near-nothing or has #trust in change without them is perhaps worst or accordingly scared and turning up to anything once a year might seem better even if you're labelled activist racist fascist (and by that I mean "not doing 0 about it" or being #bourgois as mini-lords is worse, which as I think the Left measurably is...)

    Just too comfortable paying for problems... Maybe people have different lines and like paying I don't know!

    It's not easy (we have all done it sitting back) but when is it enough and where do you go when computer says no and nobody is listening?

    Asking without adding too much spice - but if you turn a blind eye for a long time then that is actually (technically) quite the same or more right than left

    - so that's why the actions are more to #participate and find out I guess and I guess also you don't just suddenly become EDL for it! That wouldn't be nearly impossible.

    Do nice labels to sit into, doing nearly-nothing (which does have it's place _sometimes_) does mean reliably you just get steamrollered or keep getting backed up in corners / cowering from trying to not look like a problem from a problem-creating diversive system... (sorry, it is a bad situation)

    Thoughts welcome from neutral / balanced points of view...

    Let's go over some of these points, else if you have "no time for it" I don't know what else to say...again things will be unreplie.

    The rest below was cut out but left them in if you want more but I imagine this is more than enough and all the work most of us MUST DO since we are all way behind / fooled / lied to for years already...

    (optionally more below)

    #ModernPeople just don't want to even talk about or thinking continuing to work their job is responsible enough let alone deeply debate... that's what I think is done by people out there - talking - else you box yourself in and get out of touch naturally.

    I'm not sure a;; turning up there and mum's on street are all #fascist or were involved with #EDL (was EJDL according to "Silenced" documentary*) and not genuinely worried with 0 politician replies almost literally!

    It's not just people sucked in without knowing yes a lot of baggage but perhaps a lot of good points and even receipts presented by those talking about government deals / spending / money taken while left politics does really poorly and makes sure they don't step on anyone's toes even those stamping on them or playing #economic #war elsewhere...

    Anyway not trying to push my politics but nearly-nothing vs. lots of presented points and public attempts seem too easy as what is needed to at least get discussion regardless of thinking tuning up somewhere will get you massively sucked in.

    Let's go over some of these points, else if you have "no time for it" I don't know what else to say... just let it stay unreplied.

    * link to "Silenced" documentary
    inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=MWMqit6

    #war #economic #edl #fascist #modernpeople #participate
  28. #FreeSchool <---> Hashtag @[email protected] ·
    CW: Left or Right - Mast Left or Right - it's more about how much people debate and talk about these points - which #Left seem to be best at avoiding while professional liers / politician take their money endlessly damaging cultures / not creating healthy life...

    @kathimmel Really easy to see that until "all" the people (let's say the many or 'common folk') are ducking everything - so then you have to go do something... else you have what you have in Ireland... over-population (even without the race / racism or personal politics)

    Those politicians are getting away with financial murder (directly or indirectly) with all money from #EU to house more people in already-poor #Ireland - raking it in (like I mean getting paid tons for it and not spending / giving money to Irish projects).

    If it's true #Killarny has around 10,000-1400 people and 3,500 added / imported then it's crazy and have to wonder why so many as a % of extra strangers never mind the #language and #culture... even if they were Irish.

    So aside from homeless #Irish... you have people paid to do other stuff without asking the people... (it's covered up - parents not officially / properly asked or even told).

    Just too many purely on numbers and then ignoring existing people... money again over people. They'll keep doing that unfortunately and not everyone is comfortable with that. It's a lot like Trump or anything else.

    So my question is, from all the tactics and money-bags we can see - when would it be enough for you (asking politely) and what would you do about it when your #politicians clearly don't care?

    (any reader welcome as I think doing nothing now is surely not the way)

    So #Left or #Liberal or any label that ignores or does near-nothing or has #trust in change without them is perhaps worst or accordingly scared and turning up to anything once a year might seem better even if you're labelled activist racist fascist (and by that I mean "not doing 0 about it" or being #bourgois as mini-lords is worse, which as I think the Left measurably is...)

    Just too comfortable paying for problems... Maybe people have different lines and like paying I don't know!

    It's not easy (we have all done it sitting back) but when is it enough and where do you go when computer says no and nobody is listening?

    Asking without adding too much spice - but if you turn a blind eye for a long time then that is actually (technically) quite the same or more right than left

    - so that's why the actions are more to #participate and find out I guess and I guess also you don't just suddenly become EDL for it! That wouldn't be nearly impossible.

    Do nice labels to sit into, doing nearly-nothing (which does have it's place _sometimes_) does mean reliably you just get steamrollered or keep getting backed up in corners / cowering from trying to not look like a problem from a problem-creating diversive system... (sorry, it is a bad situation)

    Thoughts welcome from neutral / balanced points of view...

    Let's go over some of these points, else if you have "no time for it" I don't know what else to say...again things will be unreplie.

    The rest below was cut out but left them in if you want more but I imagine this is more than enough and all the work most of us MUST DO since we are all way behind / fooled / lied to for years already...

    (optionally more below)

    #ModernPeople just don't want to even talk about or thinking continuing to work their job is responsible enough let alone deeply debate... that's what I think is done by people out there - talking - else you box yourself in and get out of touch naturally.

    I'm not sure a;; turning up there and mum's on street are all #fascist or were involved with #EDL (was EJDL according to "Silenced" documentary*) and not genuinely worried with 0 politician replies almost literally!

    It's not just people sucked in without knowing yes a lot of baggage but perhaps a lot of good points and even receipts presented by those talking about government deals / spending / money taken while left politics does really poorly and makes sure they don't step on anyone's toes even those stamping on them or playing #economic #war elsewhere...

    Anyway not trying to push my politics but nearly-nothing vs. lots of presented points and public attempts seem too easy as what is needed to at least get discussion regardless of thinking tuning up somewhere will get you massively sucked in.

    Let's go over some of these points, else if you have "no time for it" I don't know what else to say... just let it stay unreplied.

    * link to "Silenced" documentary
    inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=MWMqit6

    #eu #ireland #killarny #language #culture #irish
  29. realhackhistory @[email protected] ·

    10 More Hacker Movies You Have Missed

    Everyone loved the first one of these, so a follow up was inevitable.

    These are ten more hacker related movies you have probably missed that aren’t the traditional three or four choices everyone always picks like Hackers, Sneakers, Swordfish or WarGames.

    This time around it is a very 1990s heavy affair, with 1995 being the real opening of the floodgates for movies about hackers or techno-thrillers where hacking plays an important part in the movie plot.

    Keanu Reeves in Johnny Mnemonic (1995)

    I am by no means a professional movie reviewer and I tend to be very indulgent of movies that feature hacking, especially lower budget movies where they are trying something a little new.

    I plan to do an entirely separate list of best hacker documentaries.

    10. Fair Game (1995)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5zrZnV-4dk

    Watching this will make you think of better movies like Die Hard, The Net or maybe even Enemy of the State. Fair Game is a movie about a cop who hates computers (William Baldwin) having to team up with a somewhat tech savvy lawyer (Cindy Crawford) to dodge a team of KGB assassins who need to do computer stuff to steal millions of dollars.

    William Baldwin got the role after they couldn’t get Sylvester Stallone and boy is he not a good actor in this, Cindy Crawford does her best and Steven Berkoff and Miguel Sandoval could sleepwalk through portraying villains and still be fantastic.

    Watching even a crappy 90s movie like this reminds me how good movies used to look though, real sets, real effects, real explosions, this now doesn’t seem as bad as people thought it was 30 years ago.

    9. Tom Clancy’s NetForce (1999)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBSiWxqzoyE

    From the master of “technically detailed espionage”, Tom Clancy.

    This movie was a little late in the day to portray technology as essentially magical and branch out into the world of science fiction but it was set in the far flung future of 2005. Scott Bakula runs a government agency attached to the FBI that has to solve digital crimes and police the internet and my god this is a funny movie. Even back in 1999 a newspaper critic described it as “pretty silly stuff”.

    I think you can find this movie in various languages and in fifteen minute chunks on YouTube, be warned it is over two and a half hours long as it was made for TV.

    8. Fled (1996)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcI_nr9zgr0

    Second Baldwin brother on this list and he’s even worse than William, in Fled we get Stephen Baldwin as a computer hacker who winds up fleeing a prison work camp with Laurence Fishburne.

    The film meanders a lot, there isn’t much hacking involved really, although listening to Stephen Baldwin recite his lines talking about computers, phones and hacking is absolutely hilarious. There is some little charm to this movie though.

    7. Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfbI3yRTrYM

    This movie is just really insane and I have a real soft spot in my heart for it as a result, I didn’t even know they made a sequel with some of the original cast returning in 1996 until a few years ago. Imagine my surprise.

    Jobe survives the first movie, although he is severely maimed, and is made to work on a virtual reality operating system chip, he also crashes various forms of transportation as part of some big conspiracy to pursue world domination by the people behind the magic microchip.

    The kid from the first movie is now part of a teenage hacker gang who live in a subway tunnel. Just check it out, it is hard to describe.

    6. Webmaster (1998)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvdOYwyVfd8

    This was described in marketing at the time of its release as the Danish Bladerunner” and I think that sets the bar way, way too high for what is a likeable little cyberpunk movie.

    The story is centered around a guy who helps run the online infrastructure of a major mobster in a dystopian future, something goes wrong though and he has to figure out who is responsible before the mobster killed him.

    This is yet another 90s movie on the list with VR goggles, a very rudimentary understanding of tech or the internet and a plot that at times veers drastically off course, but I really like it.

    You may struggle to find the english dubbed version, though subtitled copies are easier to track down.

    5. Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lnvvh9PLWGQ

    Sandra Bullock is back from the first speed movie to make her second hacking related movie (see The Net) and also star in a movie that spawned a ton of jokes about sequels having “Cruise Control” appended to the title.

    Willem Defoe plays a deranged former cruise ship employee and hacker who decides to sabotage the cruise ship Sandra Bullock’s character is vacationing on with her new boyfriend and that is probably as much as you need to know.

    Everyone hated this when it came out but I think once again attitudes have mellowed a little with time. Worth watching just for Willem Defoe being diabolical.

    4. Nirvana (1997)

    https://youtu.be/DdC7JkTWZfA

    You may struggle to find a copy of this with the english dub, there are various subtitled versions floating around though.

    Christopher Lambert is a video game programmer who accidentally creates an artificial intelligence within one of his games that he then has to try and save from an evil corporation.

    This movie looks really beautiful in parts and like an 80s episode of Dr Who in others, I really enjoyed it though as it brings a 90s intensely European sci-fi aesthetic that just feels different to the usual fare.

    3. Avalon (2001)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXRXclj99Xg

    Avalon is a cyberpunk movie that is a Japanese and Polish international co-production with a Polish cast and a Japanese director, if that doesn’t make you curious nothing will.

    Another unique looking movie, Avalon is beautiful in parts but at times it really feels like a movie that should be on screens in a cool nightclub with the audio off for people to admire as they dance.

    This is another on the list that involves gaming, VR and a gritty dystopian future. If you wish the Matrix looked like an art house movie and made slightly less sense then look no further.

    2. Mercury Rising (1998)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lodj3ZT4tOU

    This movie is firmly in the camp of 90s movie that is related to hacking where the protagonist is a cop or professional who isn’t a hacker, with Bruce Willis playing an FBI agent. We also get our third Baldwin brother on this list, arguably the best Baldwin, Alec.

    Willis has to protect a little autistic boy who can crack a secret NSA code (named “Mercury”), I went back and forth on even including this as I really don’t like media that portrays autistic people as human supercomputers but here we are.

    Before Willis was cast the had considered Nicolas Cage for the lead role and I kind of wish we had seen that version of the movie.

    1. Johnny Mnemonic (1995)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFJY_BZ55sI

    As R.U. Sirius and St. Jude wrote in the Cyberpunk Fakebook “This is a motion picture with a serious moral: if you somehow offend the gods of cyberspace They’ll have Hollywood make a movie from your dreams”.

    Like many of the movies on this list have a warm place in my heart for this movie, I think there was a genuine attempt to produce something that stayed true to the source material. I also think people have generally mellowed on this, especially given how people love Keanu Reeves now.

    Reeves plays a data courier, with his own memories replaced with data that is stored in his head that he needs to deliver before it destroys him.

    There is a black and white version of this movie that I have yet to see that is supposedly a revelation.

    Conclusion

    That’s it for now, I want to do a top ten “proto-hacker” movies from before 1980 and a list of the best hacker documentaries soon, so look out for those and sign up for updates if you’d like.

    You can also follow realhackhistory or Bluesky and Mastodon, I’d love to hear what you think of this list and if there are any movies I’ve missed.

    #1980s #BruceWillis #ChristopherLambert #CodeMercury #FairGame #film #hacked #hacker #hackers #hacking #JohnnyMnemonic #KeanuReeves #LaurenceFishburne #LawnmowerMan #Matrix #MercuryRising #movie #Movies #SandraBullock #Speed #TomClancy #WarGames #WillemDefoe #WilliamGibson

    #1980s #brucewillis #christopherlambert #codemercury #fairgame #film
  30. realhackhistory @[email protected] ·

    10 More Hacker Movies You Have Missed

    Everyone loved the first one of these, so a follow up was inevitable.

    These are ten more hacker related movies you have probably missed that aren’t the traditional three or four choices everyone always picks like Hackers, Sneakers, Swordfish or WarGames.

    This time around it is a very 1990s heavy affair, with 1995 being the real opening of the floodgates for movies about hackers or techno-thrillers where hacking plays an important part in the movie plot.

    Keanu Reeves in Johnny Mnemonic (1995)

    I am by no means a professional movie reviewer and I tend to be very indulgent of movies that feature hacking, especially lower budget movies where they are trying something a little new.

    I plan to do an entirely separate list of best hacker documentaries.

    10. Fair Game (1995)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5zrZnV-4dk

    Watching this will make you think of better movies like Die Hard, The Net or maybe even Enemy of the State. Fair Game is a movie about a cop who hates computers (William Baldwin) having to team up with a somewhat tech savvy lawyer (Cindy Crawford) to dodge a team of KGB assassins who need to do computer stuff to steal millions of dollars.

    William Baldwin got the role after they couldn’t get Sylvester Stallone and boy is he not a good actor in this, Cindy Crawford does her best and Steven Berkoff and Miguel Sandoval could sleepwalk through portraying villains and still be fantastic.

    Watching even a crappy 90s movie like this reminds me how good movies used to look though, real sets, real effects, real explosions, this now doesn’t seem as bad as people thought it was 30 years ago.

    9. Tom Clancy’s NetForce (1999)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBSiWxqzoyE

    From the master of “technically detailed espionage”, Tom Clancy.

    This movie was a little late in the day to portray technology as essentially magical and branch out into the world of science fiction but it was set in the far flung future of 2005. Scott Bakula runs a government agency attached to the FBI that has to solve digital crimes and police the internet and my god this is a funny movie. Even back in 1999 a newspaper critic described it as “pretty silly stuff”.

    I think you can find this movie in various languages and in fifteen minute chunks on YouTube, be warned it is over two and a half hours long as it was made for TV.

    8. Fled (1996)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcI_nr9zgr0

    Second Baldwin brother on this list and he’s even worse than William, in Fled we get Stephen Baldwin as a computer hacker who winds up fleeing a prison work camp with Laurence Fishburne.

    The film meanders a lot, there isn’t much hacking involved really, although listening to Stephen Baldwin recite his lines talking about computers, phones and hacking is absolutely hilarious. There is some little charm to this movie though.

    7. Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfbI3yRTrYM

    This movie is just really insane and I have a real soft spot in my heart for it as a result, I didn’t even know they made a sequel with some of the original cast returning in 1996 until a few years ago. Imagine my surprise.

    Jobe survives the first movie, although he is severely maimed, and is made to work on a virtual reality operating system chip, he also crashes various forms of transportation as part of some big conspiracy to pursue world domination by the people behind the magic microchip.

    The kid from the first movie is now part of a teenage hacker gang who live in a subway tunnel. Just check it out, it is hard to describe.

    6. Webmaster (1998)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvdOYwyVfd8

    This was described in marketing at the time of its release as the Danish Bladerunner” and I think that sets the bar way, way too high for what is a likeable little cyberpunk movie.

    The story is centered around a guy who helps run the online infrastructure of a major mobster in a dystopian future, something goes wrong though and he has to figure out who is responsible before the mobster killed him.

    This is yet another 90s movie on the list with VR goggles, a very rudimentary understanding of tech or the internet and a plot that at times veers drastically off course, but I really like it.

    You may struggle to find the english dubbed version, though subtitled copies are easier to track down.

    5. Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lnvvh9PLWGQ

    Sandra Bullock is back from the first speed movie to make her second hacking related movie (see The Net) and also star in a movie that spawned a ton of jokes about sequels having “Cruise Control” appended to the title.

    Willem Defoe plays a deranged former cruise ship employee and hacker who decides to sabotage the cruise ship Sandra Bullock’s character is vacationing on with her new boyfriend and that is probably as much as you need to know.

    Everyone hated this when it came out but I think once again attitudes have mellowed a little with time. Worth watching just for Willem Defoe being diabolical.

    4. Nirvana (1997)

    https://youtu.be/DdC7JkTWZfA

    You may struggle to find a copy of this with the english dub, there are various subtitled versions floating around though.

    Christopher Lambert is a video game programmer who accidentally creates an artificial intelligence within one of his games that he then has to try and save from an evil corporation.

    This movie looks really beautiful in parts and like an 80s episode of Dr Who in others, I really enjoyed it though as it brings a 90s intensely European sci-fi aesthetic that just feels different to the usual fare.

    3. Avalon (2001)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXRXclj99Xg

    Avalon is a cyberpunk movie that is a Japanese and Polish international co-production with a Polish cast and a Japanese director, if that doesn’t make you curious nothing will.

    Another unique looking movie, Avalon is beautiful in parts but at times it really feels like a movie that should be on screens in a cool nightclub with the audio off for people to admire as they dance.

    This is another on the list that involves gaming, VR and a gritty dystopian future. If you wish the Matrix looked like an art house movie and made slightly less sense then look no further.

    2. Mercury Rising (1998)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lodj3ZT4tOU

    This movie is firmly in the camp of 90s movie that is related to hacking where the protagonist is a cop or professional who isn’t a hacker, with Bruce Willis playing an FBI agent. We also get our third Baldwin brother on this list, arguably the best Baldwin, Alec.

    Willis has to protect a little autistic boy who can crack a secret NSA code (named “Mercury”), I went back and forth on even including this as I really don’t like media that portrays autistic people as human supercomputers but here we are.

    Before Willis was cast the had considered Nicolas Cage for the lead role and I kind of wish we had seen that version of the movie.

    1. Johnny Mnemonic (1995)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFJY_BZ55sI

    As R.U. Sirius and St. Jude wrote in the Cyberpunk Fakebook “This is a motion picture with a serious moral: if you somehow offend the gods of cyberspace They’ll have Hollywood make a movie from your dreams”.

    Like many of the movies on this list have a warm place in my heart for this movie, I think there was a genuine attempt to produce something that stayed true to the source material. I also think people have generally mellowed on this, especially given how people love Keanu Reeves now.

    Reeves plays a data courier, with his own memories replaced with data that is stored in his head that he needs to deliver before it destroys him.

    There is a black and white version of this movie that I have yet to see that is supposedly a revelation.

    Conclusion

    That’s it for now, I want to do a top ten “proto-hacker” movies from before 1980 and a list of the best hacker documentaries soon, so look out for those and sign up for updates if you’d like.

    You can also follow realhackhistory or Bluesky and Mastodon, I’d love to hear what you think of this list and if there are any movies I’ve missed.

    #1980s #BruceWillis #ChristopherLambert #CodeMercury #FairGame #film #hacked #hacker #hackers #hacking #JohnnyMnemonic #KeanuReeves #LaurenceFishburne #LawnmowerMan #Matrix #MercuryRising #movie #Movies #SandraBullock #Speed #TomClancy #WarGames #WillemDefoe #WilliamGibson

    #williamgibson #willemdefoe #wargames #tomclancy #speed #sandrabullock
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