#newsinphotos — Public Fediverse posts

JD Vance Disavows Trump’s Handling Of Iran War As Brilliant Strategy By An Impeccable Genius

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/jd-vance-disavows-trumps-handling-of-iran-war-as-brilliant-strategy-by-an-impeccable-genius/

JD Vance Disavows Trump’s Handling Of Iran War As Brilliant Strategy By An Impeccable Genius

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/jd-vance-disavows-trumps-handling-of-iran-war-as-brilliant-strategy-by-an-impeccable-genius/

JD Vance Disavows Trump’s Handling Of Iran War As Brilliant Strategy By An Impeccable Genius

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/jd-vance-disavows-trumps-handling-of-iran-war-as-brilliant-strategy-by-an-impeccable-genius/

JD Vance Disavows Trump’s Handling Of Iran War As Brilliant Strategy By An Impeccable Genius

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/jd-vance-disavows-trumps-handling-of-iran-war-as-brilliant-strategy-by-an-impeccable-genius/

Beaverton: “u up to make cookies, bitch?” texts Grandma after midnight glass of sherry https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/09/u-up-to-make-cookies-bitch-texts-grandma-after-midnight-glass-of-sherry/ #satire #canada #commentary #newsinphotos #Grandmother #Photos #uup?

Racehorse Receives Carrot Every Time He Wins $2 Million For Owner

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/racehorse-receives-carrot-every-time-he-wins-2-million-for-owner/

Interactive COP30 Exhibit Allows Attendees To Be Shot Up Into Air On Big Spurt Of Oil

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/interactive-cop30-exhibit-allows-attendees-to-be-shot-up-into-air-on-big-spurt-of-oil/

Capitol Tour Guide Keeps Pointing Out Hidden Spots With Uninterrupted Sight Lines

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/capitol-tour-guide-keeps-pointing-out-hidden-spots-with-uninterrupted-sight-lines/

Rob Kardashian Sells Timothée Chalamet Bag Of Oregano

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/rob-kardashian-sells-timothee-chalamet-bag-of-oregano/

Ron Howard Molts Baseball Cap To Grow Warmer Hat For Winter

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/ron-howard-molts-baseball-cap-to-grow-warmer-hat-for-winter/

Medieval Scribe Keeps Forgetting ‘Whence/Whither’ Rule

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/medieval-scribe-keeps-forgetting-whence-whither-rule/

Kid Rock Sells Entire Music Catalog For Extra-Large Bucket Of Cheese Balls

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/kid-rock-sells-entire-music-catalog-for-extra-large-bucket-of-cheese-balls/

Non-Biathlon Skier Would Also Like Gun

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/non-biathlon-skier-would-also-like-gun/

Football-Themed Napkins At Super Bowl Party Too Nonabsorbent, Painful To Use On Mouth

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/football-themed-napkins-at-super-bowl-party-too-nonabsorbent-painful-to-use-on-mouth/

Guy At Super Bowl Party Brought Football For Some Reason

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/guy-at-super-bowl-party-brought-football-for-some-reason/

Beaverton: “Outrageously fluffy” pancake recipe really only preposterously fluffy https://www.thebeaverton.com/2022/12/outrageously-fluffy-pancake-recipe-really-only-preposterously-fluffy/ #satire #canada #commentary #falseadvertisting #newsinphotos #DumbWeek #pancakes #recipe

Beaverton: “Outrageously fluffy” pancake recipe really only preposterously fluffy https://www.thebeaverton.com/2022/12/outrageously-fluffy-pancake-recipe-really-only-preposterously-fluffy/ #satire #canada #commentary #falseadvertisting #newsinphotos #DumbWeek #pancakes #recipe

Beaverton: “Outrageously fluffy” pancake recipe really only preposterously fluffy https://www.thebeaverton.com/2022/12/outrageously-fluffy-pancake-recipe-really-only-preposterously-fluffy/ #satire #canada #commentary #falseadvertisting #newsinphotos #DumbWeek #pancakes #recipe

Beaverton: “Outrageously fluffy” pancake recipe really only preposterously fluffy https://www.thebeaverton.com/2022/12/outrageously-fluffy-pancake-recipe-really-only-preposterously-fluffy/ #satire #canada #commentary #falseadvertisting #newsinphotos #DumbWeek #pancakes #recipe

Jazz Guy Has Little Hat And Everything

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/jazz-guy-has-little-hat-and-everything/

Youth Hockey Banquet Spent Convincing Heavyset Teammate To Eat Copious Amounts Of Butter Squares

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/end-of-year-youth-hockey-banquet-spent-convincing-heavyset-teammate-to-eat-copious-amounts-of-butter-squares/

Sabrina Carpenter Sends Especially Hot Concertgoer To Fuzzy Pink Electric Chair

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/sabrina-carpenter-sends-especially-hot-concertgoer-to-fuzzy-pink-electric-chair/

Beautiful Dream About Blowing Own Brains Out Interrupted By Work Alarm

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/beautiful-dream-about-blowing-own-brains-out-interrupted-by-work-alarm/

‘Good Oscars, Good Oscars,’ Repeat Nominees In Forced Post-Ceremony Handshake Line

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/good-oscars-good-oscars-repeat-nominees-in-forced-post-ceremony-handshake-line/

Jack Schlossberg, Member Of Schlossberg Political Dynasty, Announces Run For Congress

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/jack-schlossberg-member-of-schlossberg-political-dynasty-announces-run-for-congress/

‘Task’ Teams Up With Wawa For New Fentanyl Brick Hoagie

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/task-teams-up-with-wawa-for-new-fentanyl-brick-hoagie/

Paul McCartney Now Openly Referring To Self As ‘Last-Living Beatle’

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/paul-mccartney-now-openly-referring-to-self-as-last-living-beatle/

Kristi Noem: ‘Antifa Is A Highly Sophisticated Islamic Proto-State That Controlled Territory In Iraq And Syria From 2013-2019’

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-antifa-is-a-highly-sophisticated-islamic-proto-state-that-controlled-territory-in-iraq-and-syria-from-2013-2019/

No One At Combine Sure Who Told Prospects To Walk With Water Balloon Between Knees

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/no-one-at-combine-sure-who-told-prospects-to-walk-with-water-balloon-between-knees/

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/nicolas-maduro-charged-with-felony-oil-possession/

Nature Begins Reclaiming Chuck Grassley

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/nature-begins-reclaiming-chuck-grassley/

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/newly-unsealed-batch-of-epstein-estate-photos-contains-rare-holographic-dershowitz/

Tinsel Draped Over Urn

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/tinsel-draped-over-urn/

JD Vance Defends Erosion Of Democracy As ‘Happening’

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/jd-vance-defends-erosion-of-democracy-as-happening/

Parrot Lying

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/parrot-lying/

‘Try Not To Stare At Her Mouth,’ Says Mom In Ominous Update On Grandma’s Health

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/try-not-to-stare-at-her-mouth-says-mom-in-ominous-update-on-grandmas-health/

Snob Doesn’t Think Audiobook Counts As Real Porn

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/snob-doesnt-think-audiobook-counts-as-real-porn/

U.S. Suffers Additional Casualties In War It Won Last Week

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/u-s-suffers-additional-casualties-in-war-it-won-last-week/

Stagehand Rushes Out To Bring Bruno Mars Different Pelvis For Slow Song

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/stagehand-rushes-out-to-bring-bruno-mars-different-pelvis-for-slow-song/

Post Malone Attempts To Sell More Tickets By Pushing Stadium Tour Back To 2017

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/post-malone-attempts-to-sell-more-tickets-by-pushing-stadium-tour-back-to-2017/

UFC Broadcasters Look Like It

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/ufc-broadcasters-look-like-it/

UFC Broadcasters Look Like It

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/ufc-broadcasters-look-like-it/

UFC Broadcasters Look Like It

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/ufc-broadcasters-look-like-it/

UFC Broadcasters Look Like It

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/ufc-broadcasters-look-like-it/

‘Real Housewives Of Rhode Island’ All Holding Gov. Dan McKee In Opening Credits

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/real-housewives-of-rhode-island-all-holding-gov-dan-mckee-in-opening-credits/

‘Real Housewives Of Rhode Island’ All Holding Gov. Dan McKee In Opening Credits

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/real-housewives-of-rhode-island-all-holding-gov-dan-mckee-in-opening-credits/

‘Real Housewives Of Rhode Island’ All Holding Gov. Dan McKee In Opening Credits

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/real-housewives-of-rhode-island-all-holding-gov-dan-mckee-in-opening-credits/

‘Real Housewives Of Rhode Island’ All Holding Gov. Dan McKee In Opening Credits

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/real-housewives-of-rhode-island-all-holding-gov-dan-mckee-in-opening-credits/

Steve Jobs’ Fist Bursts Through Grave Clutching Crude Drawing Of Something Called ‘The Octomac’

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/steve-jobs-fist-bursts-through-grave-clutching-crude-drawing-of-something-called-the-octomac/

Apple Backs Up Tim Cook’s Memories To Port Over Into Next CEO

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/apple-backs-up-tim-cooks-memories-to-port-over-into-next-ceo/