#newsinphotos — Public Fediverse posts

‘I’ll Need A Gift Receipt,’ Lies Man Buying $270 ‘Lord Of The Rings’ Lego Set

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/ill-need-a-gift-receipt-lies-man-buying-270-lord-of-the-rings-lego-set/

Lewis Hamilton Figures It Probably Too Late To Ask Girlfriend Which One She Is

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/lewis-hamilton-figures-it-probably-too-late-to-ask-girlfriend-which-one-she-is/

Late Uncle Remembered As Man Who Had Can Crusher In Garage

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/late-uncle-remembered-as-man-who-had-can-crusher-in-garage/

Marathoner Already Pissing Self Half-Mile In

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/marathoner-already-pissing-self-half-mile-in/

Christa Pike Sentenced To Lifetime Execution

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/christa-pike-sentenced-to-lifetime-execution/

Christa Pike Sentenced To Lifetime Execution

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/christa-pike-sentenced-to-lifetime-execution/

Baby Painted Purple For Vikings Game

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/baby-painted-purple-for-vikings-game/

Man Confident He Would’ve Been Brave Enough To Send Thumbs Down Emoji In Cornell Group Chat

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/man-confident-he-wouldve-been-brave-enough-to-send-thumbs-down-emoji-in-cornell-group-chat/

Man Confident He Would’ve Been Brave Enough To Send Thumbs Down Emoji In Cornell Group Chat

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/man-confident-he-wouldve-been-brave-enough-to-send-thumbs-down-emoji-in-cornell-group-chat/

Last Peach Of Summer Quietly Molds Over On Counter

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/last-peach-of-summer-quietly-molds-over-on-counter/

Shy, Bookish Umpire Actually Really Beautiful When He Takes Mask Off

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/shy-bookish-umpire-actually-really-beautiful-when-he-takes-mask-off/

Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/glamour-of-lamborghini-negated-by-indiana-plates/

Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/glamour-of-lamborghini-negated-by-indiana-plates/

Pitcher Clearly Ate Rosin Bag

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/pitcher-clearly-ate-rosin-bag/

Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/mitch-mcconnell-returns-to-capitol-hill-in-jar-of-formaldehyde/

Virtuoso Grasshopper Absolutely Wailing On Leg

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/virtuoso-grasshopper-absolutely-wailing-on-leg/

Angels Set Off Fireworks To Celebrate Base Hit

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/angels-set-off-fireworks-to-celebrate-base-hit/

Trump Promises To Take $5,000 From Every American If Democrats Win Midterm

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-promises-to-take-5000-from-every-american-if-democrats-win-midterm/

Kiss Cam Operator Not Going To Stop Until All 32,000 Fans Have Kissed

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/kiss-cam-operator-not-going-to-stop-until-all-32000-fans-have-kissed/

Kiss Cam Operator Not Going To Stop Until All 32,000 Fans Have Kissed

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/kiss-cam-operator-not-going-to-stop-until-all-32000-fans-have-kissed/

Groom’s Wedding Vows Just Pledge Of Allegiance

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/grooms-wedding-vows-just-pledge-of-allegiance/

Agriculture Dept. Puts Trump’s Face On Soybeans

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/agriculture-dept-puts-trumps-face-on-soybeans/

Agriculture Dept. Puts Trump’s Face On Soybeans

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/agriculture-dept-puts-trumps-face-on-soybeans/

Gloria Steinem, Researcher Who Discovered Existence Of Women, Dead At 92

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/gloria-steinem-researcher-who-discovered-existence-of-women-dead-at-92/

Gloria Steinem, Researcher Who Discovered Existence Of Women, Dead At 92

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/gloria-steinem-researcher-who-discovered-existence-of-women-dead-at-92/

Red Sox Fan Throws Back Son Who Caught Yankees Home Run

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/red-sox-fan-throws-back-son-who-caught-yankees-home-run/

Red Sox Fan Throws Back Son Who Caught Yankees Home Run

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/red-sox-fan-throws-back-son-who-caught-yankees-home-run/

Trump Pushes To Rename Sexual Attraction To Children ‘Americaphilia’

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-pushes-to-rename-sexual-attraction-to-children-americaphilia/

Trump Pushes To Rename Sexual Attraction To Children ‘Americaphilia’

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-pushes-to-rename-sexual-attraction-to-children-americaphilia/

Trump Makes Repeated Verbal Flubs While Performing ‘Wild Wild West’ Theme Song

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-makes-repeated-verbal-flubs-while-performing-wild-wild-west-theme-song/

Trump Makes Repeated Verbal Flubs While Performing ‘Wild Wild West’ Theme Song

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-makes-repeated-verbal-flubs-while-performing-wild-wild-west-theme-song/

Every Commercial On ESPN Past Midnight Just Straight-Up Telling Viewers They Have Prostate Cancer

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/every-commercial-on-espn-past-midnight-just-straight-up-telling-viewers-they-have-prostate-cancer/

Dead Fantasy Football Commissioner’s Password Guessed Again

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/dead-fantasy-football-commissioners-password-guessed-again/

Dead Fantasy Football Commissioner’s Password Guessed Again

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/dead-fantasy-football-commissioners-password-guessed-again/

Announcers Watch Angels-Royals Game In Total Silence

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/announcers-watch-angels-royals-game-in-total-silence/

No One Translated To Foreign Players Why They Currently In Cornfield

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/no-one-translated-to-foreign-players-why-they-currently-in-cornfield/

Marlins Jumbotron Displays Message Saying Free Trial Of ABS System Has Ended

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/marlins-jumbotron-displays-message-saying-free-trial-of-abs-system-has-ended/

Manager Calls Bullpen Just To Say Hi

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/manager-calls-bullpen-just-to-say-hi/

Marlins Jumbotron Displays Message Saying Free Trial Of ABS System Has Ended

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/marlins-jumbotron-displays-message-saying-free-trial-of-abs-system-has-ended/

Manager Calls Bullpen Just To Say Hi

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/manager-calls-bullpen-just-to-say-hi/

Man Came To Funeral Straight From Work

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/man-came-to-funeral-straight-from-work/

Shaman Named Dwayne

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/shaman-named-dwayne/

Rep. Max Miller: ‘I Refuse To Resign Over What My Wife Made Me Do’

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/rep-max-miller-i-refuse-to-resign-over-what-my-wife-made-me-do/

Chicagoans Over 25 Urged To Shelter In Place Until Lollapalooza Over

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/chicagoans-over-25-urged-to-shelter-in-place-until-lollapalooza-over/

Jared Leto Denies Sexual Assault Allegations Will Affect Career

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/jared-leto-denies-sexual-assault-allegations-will-affect-career/

Iran War Enters 6th Justification

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/iran-war-enters-6th-justification/

Baseball Hall Of Fame Displays Fossilized Skeleton Of Stan Musial

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/baseball-hall-of-fame-displays-fossilized-skeleton-of-stan-musial/

Elon Musk: ‘Revenge Porn Is A Human Right’

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/elon-musk-revenge-porn-is-a-human-right/

Profits Soar As Taylor Farms Rebrands As Biological Weapons Manufacturer

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/profits-soar-as-taylor-farms-rebrands-as-biological-weapons-manufacturer/

Nephew Whacking The Hell Out Of Tree Trunk With Stick

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/nephew-whacking-the-hell-out-of-tree-trunk-with-stick/

‘That’s All I’m Saying,’ Repeats Man Who Keeps Saying More Stuff

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/thats-all-im-saying-repeats-man-who-keeps-saying-more-stuff/

Tate Brothers Vehemently Deny They Did Anything Consensual

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/tate-brothers-vehemently-deny-they-did-anything-consensual/

Madonna Accused Of Pandering With New Song About Trying To Find Available Spot In Fire Island Share House

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/madonna-accused-of-pandering-with-new-song-about-trying-to-find-available-spot-in-fire-island-share-house/

Sara Lee CEO Uploads Consciousness Into Loaf Of Bread

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/sara-lee-farm-ceo-uploads-consciousness-into-loaf-of-bread/

Olivia Rodrigo Adds Adult Diapers To Merch Table

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/olivia-rodrigo-adds-adult-diapers-to-merch-table/

French Reporter Illustrates Extreme Heat By Flambéing Cherries Jubilee On Sidewalk

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/french-reporter-illustrates-extreme-heat-by-flambeing-cherries-jubilee-on-sidewalk/

Indian Director Scores Movie’s Psychedelic Section With Trippy Western Classical Music

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/indian-director-scores-movies-psychedelic-section-with-trippy-western-classical-music/

Thomas Pynchon Spotted For First Time In Years In Instagram Reels Comment Section

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/thomas-pynchon-spotted-for-first-time-in-years-in-instagram-reels-comment-section/

Back Of Gatorade Bottle Features Recipe For Gatorade Casserole

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/back-of-gatorade-bottle-features-recipe-for-gatorade-casserole/

Nancy Mace Introduces Bill To Separate Gubernatorial Races By Gender

http://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/nancy-mace-introduces-bill-to-separate-gubernatorial-races-by-gender/