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@klu9 The version of #TheReplacementKillers I will be showing on #KungFuSat next Sat (5/16/26 - 12 noon ET) is 1 hr 27 min, so it will NOT the extended cut.

The link will accessible everywhere EXCEPT Canada and Germany (don't ask me how they decide these things, 'cos I have NO idea)

Thanks @MatthewTitus88 there’s never a bad time to be had when watching JCVD do his thing even when it’s hilariously crappy😂.. See y’all around, #KungFuSat friends, have a wonderful Mother’s Day weekend💕💕💕

PS- drop by #SatMat for more #KungFuSat fun British-Pakistani style! (info ➡️ https://mastodon.social/@analgesicsleep/116519413354663300)

#KungFuSat #TheOrder

Hurrah! It's over! Even the outtakes!

Next week: CYF!

Posters for “The Order” AKA “ The Order of Death” (2001) from The USA, Japan, Ukraine and China
#KungFuSat #TheOrder

El Al agreed to this scene?!? #KungFuSat #TheOrder

@MatthewTitus88 Everything closed for the Sabbath sundown Friday till sundown Saturday; reopens Sundays.

That's what I learned growing up in ab Orthodox neighborhood #KungFuSat #TheOrder

@klu9 Brian Thomson's wig! 🤣🤣🤣 #KungFuSat #TheOrder

RE: https://techhub.social/@OldRustBucket/116545556229157930

He's off to cash his paycheck #KungFuSat #TheOrder

@klu9 @Terencio I knew that female cop looked familiar!

She is Sofia Milos, who was on CSI: Miami as Caine's SIL

#KungFuSat #TheOrder

@RobotDiver @klu9 I definitely feel like I need to go back and watch that. #kungfusat #TheOrder 🥋🎥🍿

@SesameSquirrel Is he suspect? Hm... just trying to gain his trust? 🤔 #kungfusat #TheOrder 🥋🎥🍿

RE: https://mastodon.social/@SesameSquirrel/116545522644816066

I honestly feel like we are WATCHING a "wacky cop action comedy" written for Jim Belushi #KungFuSat 🤦🏻‍♀️ #TheOrder

A better line would have been

"you know why you're smelling bullshit? Because you're a shoveling a pile of it."

#KungFuSat #TheOrder

Check fruit stand off your car chase bingo card #KungFuSat #TheOrder

@PurpleJillybeans You nailed it -- just like that bullet in the hood 🚗 #KungFuSat #TheOrder

@klu9 Holy crap! 😮 Thanks. #kungfusat #TheOrder 🥋🎥🍿

@kshernandez JCVD is a thief & smuggler. His missing dad is a professor who has the maguffin/ancient scroll of #TheOrder

Charlton Heston claims to be a friend of his dad's #KungFuSat

did someone spike my smoothie or is that Charlton Heston?!? #KungFuSat #TheOrder

I'm late! Have I missed anything of consequence? #kungfusat #TheOrder 🥋🎥🍿

@klu9 welp, they slapped in some outside stock footage of downtown Manhattan #KungFuSat #TheOrder

You are TOTALLY making accusations, Not Jim Belushi cop #KungFuSat #TheOrder

@PurpleJillybeans Not how it works in NYC -- those parking cops are relentless!

But this is Hollywood-NY #KungFuSat #TheOrder

RE: https://mastodon.social/@MatthewTitus88/116542854906008061

In a few minutes, the #KungFuSat #WatchParty will begin, with many toots. You can mute the hashtag for the next couple of hours... or join us!

https://eggplant.place/collection/5jeDCVuv2CFWSrPHTtFsk6

#KungFuSat #TheOrder2001

ICYMI: TCM will be showing Akira Kurosawa’s equally excellent Japanese Noir film “Yoidore Tenshi” AKA “Drunken Angel” (1948) starring Toshirō Mifune on #NoirAlley tonight (+ Sunday morning encore). You can also watch it for free on YouTube (https://youtu.be/ewdFqTwM4KQ?si=YwNPddurCjDA-utA), Internet Archive (https://archive.org/details/drunken-angel), and here (http://ok.ru/video/9925501913843) + It’s on CriterionChannel (http://www.criterionchannel.com/videos/drunken-angel) if you have that
#KungFuSat #TCMParty #YoidoreTenshi #DrunkenAngel #AkiraKurosawa #ToshiroMinfune

@klu9 If you're going to immobilize my leg, I prefer #AmeliaKatt's method.

Happy Caturday, y'all!

#KungFuSat #LadySnowblood2

#FridayThrillerClub 🏎️💨 #GoneIn60Seconds come by #KungFuSat for more LADY SNOWBLOOD tomorrow

#KungFuSat is back with more #LadySnowblood this weekend.

#WatchPartyAlert - All welcome - Sat, 5/2, 12 Noon ET

LADY SNOWBLOOD 2: LOVE SONG OF VENGEANCE (1974)

• Available region-free on Archive.org ( https://archive.org/details/lady-snowblood-love-song-of-vengeance or https://dn720401.ca.archive.org/0/items/lady-snowblood-love-song-of-vengeance/Lady%20Snowblood%3A%20Love%20Song%20of%20Vengeance.m4v )

•in the USA on HBO Max

•in the US & Canada on Tubi & the Criterion Channel

NOTE: the YouTube Movies Channel (US only) has the broadcast edit, which is 2 minutes shorter

Alas, Seannn WIlliammmm Scottttt, we hardly knew ye

(I think he's still alive, but who can tell???)

#KungFuSat #BulletProofMonk

Thanks @MatthewTitus88 & the gang for the fun watch!

#KungFuSat #BulletProofMonk

I wonder if The Bionic Woman is responsible for all the late-Gen-X women named Jaime/Jamie

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaime_King

#KungFuSat #BulletProofMonk

#KungFuSat 📜 #BulletproofMonk Yay! It's over!

Next week, back to subtitles and Criterion quality (free link)

LADY SNOWBLOOD 2: LOVE SONG OF VENGEANCE

"You are next."

Coming next summer: Bulletproof Monk 2: Monastic Boogaloo

#KungFuSat #BulletProofMonk

We even get a Hans Gruber moment!

#KungFuSat #BulletProofMonk

@OldRustBucket so 3/4 of the scroll got him rejuvenated but not world domination? #KungFuSat 📜 #BulletproofMonk

@allanb

The lift learned to step on air like a stone

#KungFuSat #BulletProofMonk

wait... wasn't the elevator going down, not up, and they're on the roof

#confused
#KungFuSat

wait... wasn't the elevator going down, not up, and they're on the roof

#confused
#KungFuSat

wait... wasn't the elevator going down, not up, and they're on the roof

#confused
#KungFuSat

wait... wasn't the elevator going down, not up, and they're on the roof

#confused
#KungFuSat

wait... wasn't the elevator going down, not up, and they're on the roof

#confused
#KungFuSat

What I want to know is when we're gonna get a CYF-Bulletproof Monk / Ron Perlman-Hellboy crossover movie?

#KungFuSat #BulletProofMonk

The haircut of all the podcast bros who would totally accept him as führer

#KungFuSat #BulletProofMonk

[Opens car door]

#KungFuSat #BulletProofMonk

@klu9 she figured out how to eat! I'm so excited!! #KungFuSat 📜 #BulletproofMonk

@allanb

He's certainly willing to exterminate!

#KungFuSat #BulletProofMonk

He cured Ashley Kate?!?

#KungFuSat #BulletProofMonk

Posters for “Bulletproof Monk” (2003) from The USA, Thailand, Japan and China
#KungFuSat #BulletproofMonk

"Two out of three what?"
"Two out of three ain't bad."

#KungFuSat #BulletProofMonk

@allanb

Ah, you were onto it, the body tattoo is the real scroll content

#KungFuSat #BulletProofMonk

Stealthy!

#KungFuSat #BulletProofMonk