#vol61issue37 — Public Fediverse posts

How Screen Time Affects Childhood Brain Development

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/how-screen-time-affects-childhood-brain-development/

Heidi Moyer and Ted Chun

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/heidi-moyer-and-ted-chun/

Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenberg’s Bedtime Story Offer

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/grandchildren-politely-decline-david-cronenbergs-bedtime-story-offer/

Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/oprah-pursues-dr-phil-on-ship-through-arctic/

JD Vance Reminded To Use White House Service Entrance

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/jd-vance-reminded-to-use-white-house-service-entrance/

Earth Rumbles, Dishes Crash To Floor As Gerrymandering Rips Through House

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/earth-rumbles-dishes-crash-to-floor-as-gerrymandering-rips-through-house/

Homeland Security Relaxes Species Requirements To Join ICE

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/homeland-security-relaxes-species-requirements-to-join-ice/

Nature Begins Reclaiming Chuck Grassley

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/nature-begins-reclaiming-chuck-grassley/

Man Arrested For Stealing Hard Drives With Unreleased Beyoncé Music

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/man-arrested-for-stealing-hard-drives-with-unreleased-beyonce-music/

Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/witnesses-assumed-charlie-kirk-shooter-was-just-ordinary-gunman-on-school-campus/

Trump: ‘Political Violence Has No Place In My Inner Circle’

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-political-violence-has-no-place-in-my-inner-circle/