#vol61issue37 — Public Fediverse posts

WWII Veteran Standing On Field Not Planned

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/wwii-veteran-standing-on-field-not-planned/

How Screen Time Affects Childhood Brain Development

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/how-screen-time-affects-childhood-brain-development/

Heidi Moyer and Ted Chun

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/heidi-moyer-and-ted-chun/

Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenberg’s Bedtime Story Offer

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/grandchildren-politely-decline-david-cronenbergs-bedtime-story-offer/

How Screen Time Affects Childhood Brain Development

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/how-screen-time-affects-childhood-brain-development/

Heidi Moyer and Ted Chun

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/heidi-moyer-and-ted-chun/

Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenberg’s Bedtime Story Offer

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/grandchildren-politely-decline-david-cronenbergs-bedtime-story-offer/

​​General Secretary of the Chinese Communist Party Xi Jinping

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/general-secretary-of-the-chinese-communist-party-xi-jinping/

The Best And Worst ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ Episodes Of All Time

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/the-best-and-worst-greys-anatomy-episodes-of-all-time/

As Featured In Film

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/as-featured-in-film/

Can You Guys Come Pick Me Up? I Accidentally Returned To Mars

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/can-you-guys-come-pick-me-up-i-accidentally-returned-to-mars/

Harris Thompson and Brad Chase

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/harris-thompson-and-brad-chase/

Terry Gross Conducts ‘Fresh Air’ Interview On Bluetooth During Uber Shift

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/terry-gross-conducts-fresh-air-interview-on-bluetooth-during-uber-shift/

Hometown Unveils Disappointing Microbrewery

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/hometown-unveils-disappointing-microbrewery/

Japanese Monk RacksBrain For Haiku That Will KnockThem On Their Asses

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/

JD Vance Reminded To Use White House Service Entrance

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/jd-vance-reminded-to-use-white-house-service-entrance/

Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/oprah-pursues-dr-phil-on-ship-through-arctic/

Great Home For Hand Soap

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/great-home-for-hand-soap/

Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/oprah-pursues-dr-phil-on-ship-through-arctic/

JD Vance Reminded To Use White House Service Entrance

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/jd-vance-reminded-to-use-white-house-service-entrance/

Vatican Formally Recognizes First Gen Z Demon

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/vatican-formally-recognizes-first-gen-z-demon/

Reyna Cobb and Luke Butler

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/reyna-cobb-and-luke-butler/

I’d Sooner Let My Family Starve Than Exaggerate My Marketing  Experience On My Resume

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/id-sooner-let-my-family-starve-than-exaggerate-my-marketing-experience-on-my-resume/

Utah Bans Eye Contact During Sex

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/utah-bans-eye-contact-during-sex/

Study Finds Processed Meats Carcinogenic But They Were On Sale

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/study-finds-processed-meats-carcinogenic-but-they-were-on-sale/

Mike Gomez

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/mike-gomez/

Man Totally Nerding Out About Superiority Of White Race

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/man-totally-nerding-out-about-superiority-of-white-race/

Look Who You’ve Become

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/look-who-youve-become/

Elisa Geoffries and Daniel Walter

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/elisa-geoffries-and-daniel-walter/

FDA Approves New Drug  That Reverses Effects Of Narcan

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/fda-approves-new-drug-that-reverses-effects-of-narcan/

Single Woman Tired Of Looking For Mr. Bean

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/single-woman-tired-of-looking-for-mr-bean/

Mom Impressed By Tattooed Person’s Manners

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/mom-impressed-by-tattooed-persons-manners/

Crying Sounds Coming From Inside Suit Of Armor

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/crying-sounds-coming-from-inside-suit-of-armor/

Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-announces-5000-increase-in-all-numbers/

Earth Rumbles, Dishes Crash To Floor As Gerrymandering Rips Through House

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/earth-rumbles-dishes-crash-to-floor-as-gerrymandering-rips-through-house/

Homeland Security Relaxes Species Requirements To Join ICE

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/homeland-security-relaxes-species-requirements-to-join-ice/

Nature Begins Reclaiming Chuck Grassley

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/nature-begins-reclaiming-chuck-grassley/

Homeland Security Relaxes Species Requirements To Join ICE

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/homeland-security-relaxes-species-requirements-to-join-ice/

Man Arrested For Stealing Hard Drives With Unreleased Beyoncé Music

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/man-arrested-for-stealing-hard-drives-with-unreleased-beyonce-music/

Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/witnesses-assumed-charlie-kirk-shooter-was-just-ordinary-gunman-on-school-campus/

Trump: ‘Political Violence Has No Place In My Inner Circle’

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-political-violence-has-no-place-in-my-inner-circle/