#vol62issue19 — Public Fediverse posts

Senators Vote To Withhold Own Pay During Government Shutdowns

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/senators-vote-to-withhold-own-pay-during-government-shutdowns/

Study Finds Neanderthals Performed Dentistry

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/study-finds-neanderthals-performed-dentistry/

Trump Unwittingly Breaks Chinese Taboo Against Napping Facedown In Soup Bowl

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-unwittingly-breaks-chinese-taboo-against-napping-facedown-in-soup-bowl/

Trump Unwittingly Breaks Chinese Taboo Against Napping Facedown In Soup Bowl

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Trump Unwittingly Breaks Chinese Taboo Against Napping Facedown In Soup Bowl

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Trump Unwittingly Breaks Chinese Taboo Against Napping Facedown In Soup Bowl

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What To Know About ‘Off Campus’

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-off-campus/

What To Know About ‘Off Campus’

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What To Know About ‘Off Campus’

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What To Know About ‘Off Campus’

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Zzzzzzz

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Zzzzzzz

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Zzzzzzz

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U.S. Revokes Passports Of Parents Who Owe Child Support

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/u-s-revokes-passports-of-parents-who-owe-child-support/

Passengers From Hantavirus-Stricken Cruise Ship Return Home

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/passengers-from-hantavirus-stricken-cruise-ship-return-home/

Stagehand Rushes Out To Bring Bruno Mars Different Pelvis For Slow Song

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/stagehand-rushes-out-to-bring-bruno-mars-different-pelvis-for-slow-song/

Stagehand Rushes Out To Bring Bruno Mars Different Pelvis For Slow Song

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Stagehand Rushes Out To Bring Bruno Mars Different Pelvis For Slow Song

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Stagehand Rushes Out To Bring Bruno Mars Different Pelvis For Slow Song

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Stagehand Rushes Out To Bring Bruno Mars Different Pelvis For Slow Song

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/stagehand-rushes-out-to-bring-bruno-mars-different-pelvis-for-slow-song/

Despondent Shohei Ohtani Figured He Would Have Met Steve-O After 8 Years In U.S.

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/despondent-shohei-ohtani-figured-he-would-have-met-steve-o-after-8-years-in-u-s/

Despondent Shohei Ohtani Figured He Would Have Met Steve-O After 8 Years In U.S.

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/despondent-shohei-ohtani-figured-he-would-have-met-steve-o-after-8-years-in-u-s/

Despondent Shohei Ohtani Figured He Would Have Met Steve-O After 8 Years In U.S.

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/despondent-shohei-ohtani-figured-he-would-have-met-steve-o-after-8-years-in-u-s/

Despondent Shohei Ohtani Figured He Would Have Met Steve-O After 8 Years In U.S.

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/despondent-shohei-ohtani-figured-he-would-have-met-steve-o-after-8-years-in-u-s/

Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/gas-station-price-sign-using-scientific-notation/

Cannes Film Festival Attendee Eating Nachos Out Of Plastic Beret

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/cannes-film-festival-attendee-eating-nachos-out-of-plastic-beret/

Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/gas-station-price-sign-using-scientific-notation/

Cannes Film Festival Attendee Eating Nachos Out Of Plastic Beret

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/cannes-film-festival-attendee-eating-nachos-out-of-plastic-beret/

Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/gas-station-price-sign-using-scientific-notation/

Cannes Film Festival Attendee Eating Nachos Out Of Plastic Beret

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/cannes-film-festival-attendee-eating-nachos-out-of-plastic-beret/

Cannes Film Festival Attendee Eating Nachos Out Of Plastic Beret

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/cannes-film-festival-attendee-eating-nachos-out-of-plastic-beret/

Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/gas-station-price-sign-using-scientific-notation/

Trump Slammed For Replacing Reflecting Pool’s Original Coconut Flavor With Blue Raspberry

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-slammed-for-replacing-reflecting-pools-original-coconut-flavor-with-blue-raspberry/

Trump Unable To Figure Out Why He Surrounded By Chinese People

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-unable-to-figure-out-why-he-surrounded-by-chinese-people/

Trump Unable To Figure Out Why He Surrounded By Chinese People

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Trump Unable To Figure Out Why He Surrounded By Chinese People

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Trump Unable To Figure Out Why He Surrounded By Chinese People

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Post Malone Attempts To Sell More Tickets By Pushing Stadium Tour Back To 2017

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/post-malone-attempts-to-sell-more-tickets-by-pushing-stadium-tour-back-to-2017/

Post Malone Attempts To Sell More Tickets By Pushing Stadium Tour Back To 2017

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Post Malone Attempts To Sell More Tickets By Pushing Stadium Tour Back To 2017

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/post-malone-attempts-to-sell-more-tickets-by-pushing-stadium-tour-back-to-2017/

Post Malone Attempts To Sell More Tickets By Pushing Stadium Tour Back To 2017

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/post-malone-attempts-to-sell-more-tickets-by-pushing-stadium-tour-back-to-2017/

Post Malone Attempts To Sell More Tickets By Pushing Stadium Tour Back To 2017

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/post-malone-attempts-to-sell-more-tickets-by-pushing-stadium-tour-back-to-2017/