#vol61issue50 — Public Fediverse posts

How To Survive An Avalanche

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/how-to-survive-an-avalanche/

Tommy’s Parents Are Out Of Town, Let’s Party

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/tommys-parents-are-out-of-town-lets-party/

Trump Defends Addition Of   Ballroom To    Air Force One

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-defends-addition-of-ballroom-to-air-force-one/

EPA Unveils Plan To Make Water Chunkier

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/epa-unveils-plan-to-make-water-chunkier/

ICE Agent Injured After Repeatedly Trying To Detain People In Neighborhood Mural

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/ice-agent-injured-after-repeatedly-trying-to-detain-people-in-neighborhood-mural/

Nation Forced To Eat 35 Million Canadians To Survive Harsh Winter

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/nation-forced-to-eat-35-million-canadians-to-survive-harsh-winter/

New Eras Tour Docuseries Offers Rare Look At Taylor Swift

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/new-eras-tour-docuseries-offers-rare-look-at-taylor-swift/