#vol61issue50 — Public Fediverse posts

How To Survive An Avalanche

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/how-to-survive-an-avalanche/

How To Survive An Avalanche

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/how-to-survive-an-avalanche/

Tommy’s Parents Are Out Of Town, Let’s Party

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/tommys-parents-are-out-of-town-lets-party/

Tommy’s Parents Are Out Of Town, Let’s Party

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/tommys-parents-are-out-of-town-lets-party/

Jason Schaible and Erica Finch

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/jason-schaible-and-erica-finch/

It Wasn’t Called ‘The 2008 RV Market Crash,’ Was It?

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/it-wasnt-called-the-2008-rv-market-crash-was-it/

Trump Defends Addition Of   Ballroom To    Air Force One

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-defends-addition-of-ballroom-to-air-force-one/

EPA Unveils Plan To Make Water Chunkier

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/epa-unveils-plan-to-make-water-chunkier/

Pat Yelsh and Jordan Menz

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/pat-yelsh-and-jordan-menz/

Trump Defends Addition Of   Ballroom To    Air Force One

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-defends-addition-of-ballroom-to-air-force-one/

EPA Unveils Plan To Make Water Chunkier

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/epa-unveils-plan-to-make-water-chunkier/

Internship Providing Woman With Hands-On-Shoulders Experience

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/internship-providing-woman-with-hands-on-shoulders-experience/

ICE Agent Injured After Repeatedly Trying To Detain People In Neighborhood Mural

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/ice-agent-injured-after-repeatedly-trying-to-detain-people-in-neighborhood-mural/

ICE Agent Injured After Repeatedly Trying To Detain People In Neighborhood Mural

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/ice-agent-injured-after-repeatedly-trying-to-detain-people-in-neighborhood-mural/

Nation Forced To Eat 35 Million Canadians To Survive Harsh Winter

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/nation-forced-to-eat-35-million-canadians-to-survive-harsh-winter/

15 Years Of Saving Just For Your Dad To Call It A Shack

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/15-years-of-saving-just-for-your-dad-to-call-it-a-shack/

Trump Boys Try Trading In George Washington Portrait At GameStop

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-boys-try-trading-in-george-washington-portrait-at-gamestop/

Shaq Warns Young Players Not To Do Movie About Genie

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/shaq-warns-young-players-not-to-do-movie-about-genie/

Nation Forced To Eat 35 Million Canadians To Survive Harsh Winter

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/nation-forced-to-eat-35-million-canadians-to-survive-harsh-winter/

New Eras Tour Docuseries Offers Rare Look At Taylor Swift

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/new-eras-tour-docuseries-offers-rare-look-at-taylor-swift/

New Eras Tour Docuseries Offers Rare Look At Taylor Swift

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/new-eras-tour-docuseries-offers-rare-look-at-taylor-swift/

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/newly-unsealed-batch-of-epstein-estate-photos-contains-rare-holographic-dershowitz/

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/newly-unsealed-batch-of-epstein-estate-photos-contains-rare-holographic-dershowitz/

Frustrated Trump Struggling To Find Any Infrastructure Left In Indiana To Destroy

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/frustrated-trump-struggling-to-find-any-infrastructure-left-in-indiana-to-destroy/

Frustrated Trump Struggling To Find Any Infrastructure Left In Indiana To Destroy

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/frustrated-trump-struggling-to-find-any-infrastructure-left-in-indiana-to-destroy/

This Your Best One Yet, Report Nation’s Sycophants

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/this-your-best-one-yet-report-nations-sycophants/

What To Know About ‘Hamnet’

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-hamnet/

Tinsel Draped Over Urn

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/tinsel-draped-over-urn/

Trump Blames High Prices On The Price

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-blames-high-prices-on-the-price/

This Your Best One Yet, Report Nation’s Sycophants

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/this-your-best-one-yet-report-nations-sycophants/

Tinsel Draped Over Urn

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/tinsel-draped-over-urn/

What To Know About ‘Hamnet’

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-hamnet/

Man Rides Disneyland Attraction 15,000 Times

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/man-rides-disneyland-attraction-15000-times/

Trump Calls Groceries ‘A Hoax’

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-calls-groceries-a-hoax/

Trump Calls Groceries ‘A Hoax’

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-calls-groceries-a-hoax/

Rubio Orders State Department Braille Signage Switch To ‘Times New Roman’

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/rubio-orders-state-department-braille-signage-switch-to-times-new-roman/

Artist Profile: Katseye

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/artist-profile-katseye/

Study Finds 80% Of Americans Lack Social Connections To Pull Off Heist

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/study-finds-80-of-americans-lack-social-connections-to-pull-off-heist/

Mom’s Eyes Roll Back In Head At Dinner Table As She Feeds On Family’s Enjoyment Of Food

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/moms-eyes-roll-back-in-head-at-dinner-table-as-she-feeds-on-familys-enjoyment-of-food/

The Top 100 Most Influential People, Locked In Our Oubliette. Not So Influential Now, Are You?

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/the-top-100-most-influential-people-locked-in-our-oubliette-not-so-influential-now-are-you/

Mom’s Eyes Roll Back In Head At Dinner Table As She Feeds On Family’s Enjoyment Of Food

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/moms-eyes-roll-back-in-head-at-dinner-table-as-she-feeds-on-familys-enjoyment-of-food/

Golden Globes Introduces Best Podcast Category

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/golden-globes-introduces-best-podcast-category/

Customer Service Discloses Call Will Be Monitored For Sadistic Amusement

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/customer-service-discloses-call-will-be-monitored-for-sadistic-amusement/

Study Finds Young People Now Watch More YouTube Content Than Zoetropes Of Galloping Horses

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/study-finds-young-people-now-watch-more-youtube-content-than-zoetropes-of-galloping-horses/

Customer Service Discloses Call Will Be Monitored For Sadistic Amusement

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/customer-service-discloses-call-will-be-monitored-for-sadistic-amusement/

Study Finds Young People Now Watch More YouTube Content Than Zoetropes Of Galloping Horses

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/study-finds-young-people-now-watch-more-youtube-content-than-zoetropes-of-galloping-horses/