#americanvoices — Public Fediverse posts

U.S. Revokes Passports Of Parents Who Owe Child Support

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/u-s-revokes-passports-of-parents-who-owe-child-support/

Study Finds Cell Phone Bans Don’t Help Grades

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/study-finds-cell-phone-bans-dont-help-grades/

King Charles Visits U.S. For State Dinner

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/king-charles-visits-u-s-for-state-dinner/

U.K. Passes Lifetime Smoking Ban For People Born After 2008

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/u-k-passes-lifetime-smoking-ban-for-people-born-after-2008/

Automatic U.S. Military Draft Registration To Begin By December

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/automatic-u-s-military-draft-registration-to-begin-by-december/

Cocaine, Caffeine Detected In Sharks

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/cocaine-caffeine-detected-in-sharks/

Passenger Gives Birth Mid-Flight

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/passenger-gives-birth-mid-flight/

Social Media Users Sour On Democracy

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/social-media-users-sour-on-democracy/

Florida Hospital Sues To Evict Patient Discharged 5 Months Ago

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/florida-hospital-sues-to-evict-patient-discharged-5-months-ago/

Lawmakers Buy Waterfall On Redfin

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/lawmakers-buy-waterfall-on-redfin/

98-Year-Old Federal Judge Appeals Suspension For Mental Fitness

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/98-year-old-federal-judge-appeals-suspension-for-mental-fitness/

3,800 Workers Strike At Massive Meatpacking Plant

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/3800-workers-strike-at-massive-meatpacking-plant/

U.S. Gains Almost No Jobs In 2025

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/u-s-gains-almost-no-jobs-in-2025/

Study: Some Gifted Dogs Can Pick Up New Words By Eavesdropping

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/study-some-gifted-dogs-can-pick-up-new-words-by-eavesdropping/

One Of Nation’s Oldest Newspapers Shutters After Almost 240 Years

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/one-of-nations-oldest-newspapers-shutters-after-almost-240-years/

U.K. Bans Junk Food Advertisements

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/u-k-bans-junk-food-advertisements/

Record Number Of Women Want To Leave U.S.

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/record-number-of-women-want-to-leave-u-s/

Farmers’ Almanac Ceases Publication

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/farmers-almanac-ceases-publication/

Smucker’s Sues Trader Joe’s Over Uncrustables Dupe

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/smuckers-sues-trader-joes-over-uncrustables-dupe/

Instagram Restricts Teens To PG-13 Content

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/instagram-restricts-teens-to-pg-13-content/

Government Shutdown Causes Flight Delays

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/government-shutdown-causes-flight-delays/

California To Phase Out Ultra-Processed Foods In School Lunches

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/california-to-phase-out-ultra-processed-foods-in-school-lunches/

AI Deepfakes Of Dead Celebrities Spark Outrage

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/ai-deepfakes-of-dead-celebrities-spark-outrage/

Tyra Banks Releases Hot Ice Cream

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/tyra-banks-releases-hot-ice-cream/

Man Arrested For Stealing Hard Drives With Unreleased Beyoncé Music

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/man-arrested-for-stealing-hard-drives-with-unreleased-beyonce-music/