#dumbweek — Public Fediverse posts

Grand piano just okay

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Grand piano just okay

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Chaperone at Satanist school dance reminds students to leave space for Lucifer

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Chaperone at Satanist school dance reminds students to leave space for Lucifer

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/01/chaperone-at-satanist-school-dance-reminds-students-to-leave-space-for-lucifer/

Chaperone at Satanist school dance reminds students to leave space for Lucifer

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/01/chaperone-at-satanist-school-dance-reminds-students-to-leave-space-for-lucifer/

Chaperone at Satanist school dance reminds students to leave space for Lucifer

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/01/chaperone-at-satanist-school-dance-reminds-students-to-leave-space-for-lucifer/

Chaperone at Satanist school dance reminds students to leave space for Lucifer

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/01/chaperone-at-satanist-school-dance-reminds-students-to-leave-space-for-lucifer/

Bagel Bites continue to outsell Bagel Chewed

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/12/bagel-bites-continue-to-outsell-bagel-chewed/

Maximise your RRSP contribution by distracting your banker and then changing a bunch of numbers on their computer

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/12/maximise-your-rrsp-contribution-by-distracting-your-banker-and-then-changing-a-bunch-of-numbers-on-their-computer/

Slinky tired of bending over backwards for your entertainment

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/12/slinky-tired-of-bending-over-backwards-for-your-entertainment/

Researchers discover rare breed of Canadian tuxedo cat

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/12/researchers-discover-rare-breed-of-canadian-tuxedo-cat/

Defective Vorpal Blade goes Snacker-Snick

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/12/defective-vorpal-blade-goes-snacker-snick/

Beaverton: We replaced all our writers with ChatGPT. Here are its first 10 headlines! https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/01/we-replaced-all-our-writers-with-chatgpt-here-are-its-first-10-headlines/ #satire #canada #commentary #artificialintelligence #justintrudeau #TheBeaverton #Beavfeed #DougFord #DumbWeek #ChatGPT #Loblaws #Writers #Robots #AI

Beaverton: We replaced all our writers with ChatGPT. Here are its first 10 headlines! https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/01/we-replaced-all-our-writers-with-chatgpt-here-are-its-first-10-headlines/ #satire #canada #commentary #artificialintelligence #justintrudeau #TheBeaverton #Beavfeed #DougFord #DumbWeek #ChatGPT #Loblaws #Writers #Robots #AI

Beaverton: We replaced all our writers with ChatGPT. Here are its first 10 headlines! https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/01/we-replaced-all-our-writers-with-chatgpt-here-are-its-first-10-headlines/ #satire #canada #commentary #artificialintelligence #justintrudeau #TheBeaverton #Beavfeed #DougFord #DumbWeek #ChatGPT #Loblaws #Writers #Robots #AI

Beaverton: We replaced all our writers with ChatGPT. Here are its first 10 headlines! https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/01/we-replaced-all-our-writers-with-chatgpt-here-are-its-first-10-headlines/ #satire #canada #commentary #artificialintelligence #justintrudeau #TheBeaverton #Beavfeed #DougFord #DumbWeek #ChatGPT #Loblaws #Writers #Robots #AI

Beaverton: Globetrotting “E” returns from Paris trip having adopted local accent https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/01/globetrotting-e-returns-from-paris-trip-having-adopted-local-accent/ #satire #canada #commentary #newsinphoto #DumbWeek #alphabet #letters #accent #travel

Beaverton: Globetrotting “E” returns from Paris trip having adopted local accent https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/01/globetrotting-e-returns-from-paris-trip-having-adopted-local-accent/ #satire #canada #commentary #newsinphoto #DumbWeek #alphabet #letters #accent #travel

Beaverton: Globetrotting “E” returns from Paris trip having adopted local accent https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/01/globetrotting-e-returns-from-paris-trip-having-adopted-local-accent/ #satire #canada #commentary #newsinphoto #DumbWeek #alphabet #letters #accent #travel

Beaverton: Globetrotting “E” returns from Paris trip having adopted local accent https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/01/globetrotting-e-returns-from-paris-trip-having-adopted-local-accent/ #satire #canada #commentary #newsinphoto #DumbWeek #alphabet #letters #accent #travel

Beaverton: “Nobody puts baby in a corner,” explains nurse in maternity ward rotunda https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/01/nobody-puts-baby-in-a-corner-explains-nurse-in-maternity-ward-rotunda/ #satire #canada #commentary #maternityward #dirtydancing #newsinphoto #DumbWeek #hospital #baby

Beaverton: “Nobody puts baby in a corner,” explains nurse in maternity ward rotunda https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/01/nobody-puts-baby-in-a-corner-explains-nurse-in-maternity-ward-rotunda/ #satire #canada #commentary #maternityward #dirtydancing #newsinphoto #DumbWeek #hospital #baby

Beaverton: “Nobody puts baby in a corner,” explains nurse in maternity ward rotunda https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/01/nobody-puts-baby-in-a-corner-explains-nurse-in-maternity-ward-rotunda/ #satire #canada #commentary #maternityward #dirtydancing #newsinphoto #DumbWeek #hospital #baby

Beaverton: “Nobody puts baby in a corner,” explains nurse in maternity ward rotunda https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/01/nobody-puts-baby-in-a-corner-explains-nurse-in-maternity-ward-rotunda/ #satire #canada #commentary #maternityward #dirtydancing #newsinphoto #DumbWeek #hospital #baby

Beaverton: Labour shortage leads to downsizing at maternity ward https://www.thebeaverton.com/2022/12/labour-shortage-leads-to-downsizing-at-maternity-ward/ #satire #canada #commentary #FeaturedPost #healthcare #DumbWeek #Labour #birth

Beaverton: Labour shortage leads to downsizing at maternity ward https://www.thebeaverton.com/2022/12/labour-shortage-leads-to-downsizing-at-maternity-ward/ #satire #canada #commentary #FeaturedPost #healthcare #DumbWeek #Labour #birth

Beaverton: Labour shortage leads to downsizing at maternity ward https://www.thebeaverton.com/2022/12/labour-shortage-leads-to-downsizing-at-maternity-ward/ #satire #canada #commentary #FeaturedPost #healthcare #DumbWeek #Labour #birth

Beaverton: Labour shortage leads to downsizing at maternity ward https://www.thebeaverton.com/2022/12/labour-shortage-leads-to-downsizing-at-maternity-ward/ #satire #canada #commentary #FeaturedPost #healthcare #DumbWeek #Labour #birth

Beaverton: House guest surprised to discover it’s suddenly a faux-pas to fuck the family whale https://www.thebeaverton.com/2022/12/house-guest-surprised-to-discover-its-suddenly-a-faux-pas-to-fuck-the-family-whale/ #satire #canada #commentary #DumbWeek #cetacean #fauxpas #manners #whale #sex

Beaverton: House guest surprised to discover it’s suddenly a faux-pas to fuck the family whale https://www.thebeaverton.com/2022/12/house-guest-surprised-to-discover-its-suddenly-a-faux-pas-to-fuck-the-family-whale/ #satire #canada #commentary #DumbWeek #cetacean #fauxpas #manners #whale #sex

Beaverton: House guest surprised to discover it’s suddenly a faux-pas to fuck the family whale https://www.thebeaverton.com/2022/12/house-guest-surprised-to-discover-its-suddenly-a-faux-pas-to-fuck-the-family-whale/ #satire #canada #commentary #DumbWeek #cetacean #fauxpas #manners #whale #sex

Beaverton: House guest surprised to discover it’s suddenly a faux-pas to fuck the family whale https://www.thebeaverton.com/2022/12/house-guest-surprised-to-discover-its-suddenly-a-faux-pas-to-fuck-the-family-whale/ #satire #canada #commentary #DumbWeek #cetacean #fauxpas #manners #whale #sex

Beaverton: Hamburglar’s crime spree escalates to vehicular hamslaughter https://www.thebeaverton.com/2022/12/hamburglars-crime-spree-escalates-to-vehicular-hamslaughter/ #satire #canada #commentary #Hamburglar #McDonalds #DumbWeek

Beaverton: Hamburglar’s crime spree escalates to vehicular hamslaughter https://www.thebeaverton.com/2022/12/hamburglars-crime-spree-escalates-to-vehicular-hamslaughter/ #satire #canada #commentary #Hamburglar #McDonalds #DumbWeek

Beaverton: Hamburglar’s crime spree escalates to vehicular hamslaughter https://www.thebeaverton.com/2022/12/hamburglars-crime-spree-escalates-to-vehicular-hamslaughter/ #satire #canada #commentary #Hamburglar #McDonalds #DumbWeek

Beaverton: Hamburglar’s crime spree escalates to vehicular hamslaughter https://www.thebeaverton.com/2022/12/hamburglars-crime-spree-escalates-to-vehicular-hamslaughter/ #satire #canada #commentary #Hamburglar #McDonalds #DumbWeek

Beaverton: Baby smells weird again https://www.thebeaverton.com/2022/12/baby-smells-weird-again/ #satire #canada #commentary #DumbWeek #infant #odour #smell #baby

Beaverton: Baby smells weird again https://www.thebeaverton.com/2022/12/baby-smells-weird-again/ #satire #canada #commentary #DumbWeek #infant #odour #smell #baby

Beaverton: Baby smells weird again https://www.thebeaverton.com/2022/12/baby-smells-weird-again/ #satire #canada #commentary #DumbWeek #infant #odour #smell #baby

Beaverton: Baby smells weird again https://www.thebeaverton.com/2022/12/baby-smells-weird-again/ #satire #canada #commentary #DumbWeek #infant #odour #smell #baby

Beaverton: Basketball Insider: Get me out, I’m stuck inside a basketball! https://www.thebeaverton.com/2022/12/basketball-insider-get-me-out-im-stuck-inside-a-basketball/ #satire #canada #commentary #Basketball #DumbWeek #insider #Sports #NBA

Beaverton: Basketball Insider: Get me out, I’m stuck inside a basketball! https://www.thebeaverton.com/2022/12/basketball-insider-get-me-out-im-stuck-inside-a-basketball/ #satire #canada #commentary #Basketball #DumbWeek #insider #Sports #NBA

Beaverton: Basketball Insider: Get me out, I’m stuck inside a basketball! https://www.thebeaverton.com/2022/12/basketball-insider-get-me-out-im-stuck-inside-a-basketball/ #satire #canada #commentary #Basketball #DumbWeek #insider #Sports #NBA

Beaverton: Basketball Insider: Get me out, I’m stuck inside a basketball! https://www.thebeaverton.com/2022/12/basketball-insider-get-me-out-im-stuck-inside-a-basketball/ #satire #canada #commentary #Basketball #DumbWeek #insider #Sports #NBA

Beaverton: Netflix prepares to release prisoners taken during the streaming wars https://www.thebeaverton.com/2022/12/netflix-prepares-to-release-prisoners-taken-during-the-streaming-wars/ #satire #canada #commentary #streaming #DumbWeek #Netflix

Beaverton: Netflix prepares to release prisoners taken during the streaming wars https://www.thebeaverton.com/2022/12/netflix-prepares-to-release-prisoners-taken-during-the-streaming-wars/ #satire #canada #commentary #streaming #DumbWeek #Netflix

Beaverton: Netflix prepares to release prisoners taken during the streaming wars https://www.thebeaverton.com/2022/12/netflix-prepares-to-release-prisoners-taken-during-the-streaming-wars/ #satire #canada #commentary #streaming #DumbWeek #Netflix

Beaverton: Netflix prepares to release prisoners taken during the streaming wars https://www.thebeaverton.com/2022/12/netflix-prepares-to-release-prisoners-taken-during-the-streaming-wars/ #satire #canada #commentary #streaming #DumbWeek #Netflix

Beaverton: Candling session loosens man’s ear wax and extracts three-masted model ship https://www.thebeaverton.com/2022/12/candling-session-loosens-mans-ear-wax-and-extracts-three-masted-model-ship/ #satire #canada #commentary #FeaturedPost #DumbWeek #surprise #ships #ear

Beaverton: Candling session loosens man’s ear wax and extracts three-masted model ship https://www.thebeaverton.com/2022/12/candling-session-loosens-mans-ear-wax-and-extracts-three-masted-model-ship/ #satire #canada #commentary #FeaturedPost #DumbWeek #surprise #ships #ear