#featuredpost — Public Fediverse posts

The Beaverton interviews an Alberta Separatist

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/05/the-beaverton-interviews-an-alberta-separatist/

Rogers puts statues of Ted Rogers in front of nation’s unemployment offices

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/05/rogers-puts-statues-of-ted-rogers-in-front-of-nations-unemployment-offices/

Unstoppable technology of the future still begging people to use it

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/04/unstoppable-technology-of-the-future-still-begging-people-to-use-it/

Liberal tent now encompasses any political beliefs anyone has ever, or will ever, have

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/04/liberal-tent-now-encompasses-any-political-beliefs-anyone-has-ever-or-will-ever-have/

Liberal tent now encompasses any political beliefs anyone has ever, or will ever, have

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/04/liberal-tent-now-encompasses-any-political-beliefs-anyone-has-ever-or-will-ever-have/

Carney: “I love being PM, except for the brief time I have to spend in Canada”

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/04/carney-i-love-being-pm-except-for-the-brief-time-i-have-to-spend-in-canada/

Poilievre returns to his emotional support culture war

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/03/poilievre-returns-to-his-emotional-support-culture-war/

Nation almost excited to see how bad Via Rail can get after Carney’s spending cuts

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/03/nation-almost-excited-to-see-how-bad-via-rail-can-get-after-carneys-spending-cuts/

Doug Ford announces new law stating that if you’re an undercover cop you have to tell him

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/03/doug-ford-announces-new-law-stating-that-if-youre-an-undercover-cop-you-have-to-tell-him/

Zach Cregger’s ‘Resident Evil’ Will Have CinemaCon Presence

Credit: Netflix EXCLUSIVE: A new era of Resident Evil is on the way, and it sounds like fans…
#NewsBeep #News #Movies #AU #Australia #CinemaCon #Entertainment #Exclusive #FeaturedPost #residentevil #ZachCregger
https://www.newsbeep.com/au/530885/

Media promises to only fall for the ‘maybe Poilievre has changed’ story 4-5 more times

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/02/media-promises-to-only-fall-for-the-maybe-poilievre-has-changed-story-4-5-more-times/

Serial killer’s cat insists on lying right across the warm corpse he’s working on

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/01/serial-killers-cat-insists-on-lying-right-across-the-warm-corpse-hes-working-on/

Alberta organizes banned book buyback to keep streets safe

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/01/alberta-organizes-banned-book-buyback-to-keep-streets-safe/

Chaperone at Satanist school dance reminds students to leave space for Lucifer

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/01/chaperone-at-satanist-school-dance-reminds-students-to-leave-space-for-lucifer/

Maximise your RRSP contribution by distracting your banker and then changing a bunch of numbers on their computer

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/12/maximise-your-rrsp-contribution-by-distracting-your-banker-and-then-changing-a-bunch-of-numbers-on-their-computer/

American media’s cowardice no match for Canadian media’s incompetence

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/12/american-medias-cowardice-no-match-for-canadian-medias-incompetence/

Local man would be angrier about Liberal’s undemocratic floor-crossing scheme if it wasn’t so funny to imagine Poilievre’s face

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/12/local-man-would-be-angrier-about-liberals-undemocratic-floor-crossing-scheme-if-it-wasnt-so-funny-to-imagine-poilievres-face/

New Campaign Manager excited to bring fresh, moderate ideas that Poilievre will ignore

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/11/campaign-manager-excited-to-bring-fresh-moderate-ideas-that-poilievre-will-ignore/

New Conservative Campaign Manager excited to bring fresh, moderate ideas that Poilievre will ignore

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/11/new-conservative-campaign-manager-excited-to-bring-fresh-moderate-ideas-that-poilievre-will-ignore/

“You can totally tell this movie was shot in Toronto,” says man about movie set in Toronto

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/11/you-can-totally-tell-this-movie-was-shot-in-toronto-says-man-about-movie-set-in-toronto/

Carney orders staffers to bow before speaking to him

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/11/carney-orders-staffers-to-bow-before-speaking-to-him/

Conservative MP thinking of crossing floor wakes up with severed head of a John A. Macdonald statue in his bed

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/11/conservative-mp-thinking-of-crossing-floor-wakes-up-with-severed-head-of-a-john-a-macdonald-statue-in-his-bed/

Carney reduces Trudeau’s tree planting program from 2 billion trees to 2

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/11/carney-reduces-trudeaus-tree-planting-program-from-2-billion-trees-to-2/

Rogers execs on Sportsnet+ World Series crash: “You can’t expect a streaming service that only costs $30 a month to work every time”

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/10/rogers-execs-on-sportsnet-world-series-crash-you-cant-expect-a-streaming-service-that-only-costs-30-a-month-to-work-every-time/

Canada cool with one group of temporary foreign workers

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/10/canada-cool-with-one-group-of-temporary-foreign-workers/

Connor McDavid signs two-year, $25M deferral of Leafs fans’ speculation

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/10/connor-mcdavid-signs-two-year-25m-deferral-of-leafs-fans-speculation/

Checking the pulse of Florida health care news and policy

Welcome back to…
#NewsBeep #News #US #USA #UnitedStates #UnitedStatesOfAmerica #Healthcare #ACHA #Children’sHealthInsuranceProgram #CHIP #CMS #diagnosis #DOH #FAUstudy #FeaturedPost #HCAFlorida #HCAFloridaHealthcare #Health #Medicaid #MedicaidFlorida #Medicaidmanagedcareprogram #nurseanesthetists #opt-outprovisions #OviedoMedicalCenter #Physiciananesthesiologists #ruralhealthcareaccess #scopeofpractice
https://www.newsbeep.com/us/205715/

Checking the pulse of Florida health care news and policy

Welcome back to…
#NewsBeep #News #US #USA #UnitedStates #UnitedStatesOfAmerica #Healthcare #ACHA #Children’sHealthInsuranceProgram #CHIP #CMS #diagnosis #DOH #FAUstudy #FeaturedPost #HCAFlorida #HCAFloridaHealthcare #Health #Medicaid #MedicaidFlorida #Medicaidmanagedcareprogram #nurseanesthetists #opt-outprovisions #OviedoMedicalCenter #Physiciananesthesiologists #ruralhealthcareaccess #scopeofpractice
https://www.newsbeep.com/us/205715/

Subway unveils latest sloppy food tube

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/09/subway-unveils-latest-sloppy-food-tube/

Liberals respond to claim their new crime bill will criminalize legitimate protest: “Yup, that’s the idea.”

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/09/liberals-respond-to-claim-their-new-crime-bill-will-criminalize-legitimate-protest-yup-thats-the-idea/

Checking the pulse of Florida health care news and policy

Welcome back to …
#NewsBeep #News #US #USA #UnitedStates #UnitedStatesOfAmerica #Healthcare #ACHA #Children’sHealthInsuranceProgram #CHIP #CMS #diagnosis #DOH #FAUstudy #FeaturedPost #HCAFlorida #HCAFloridaHealthcare #Health #Medicaid #MedicaidFlorida #Medicaidmanagedcareprogram #nurseanesthetists #opt-outprovisions #OviedoMedicalCenter #Physiciananesthesiologists #ruralhealthcareaccess #scopeofpractice
https://www.newsbeep.com/us/58308/

Checking the pulse of Florida health care news and policy

Welcome back to …
#NewsBeep #News #US #USA #UnitedStates #UnitedStatesOfAmerica #Healthcare #ACHA #Children’sHealthInsuranceProgram #CHIP #CMS #diagnosis #DOH #FAUstudy #FeaturedPost #HCAFlorida #HCAFloridaHealthcare #Health #Medicaid #MedicaidFlorida #Medicaidmanagedcareprogram #nurseanesthetists #opt-outprovisions #OviedoMedicalCenter #Physiciananesthesiologists #ruralhealthcareaccess #scopeofpractice
https://www.newsbeep.com/us/58308/

Why The Italian Moon Is Closing After 60 Years In Grand Forks https://www.diningandcooking.com/2122644/why-the-italian-moon-is-closing-after-60-years-in-grand-forks/ #BisManEntertainment #business #FeaturedPost #FineDining #food #Italia #Italian #ItalianFineDining #italiano #italy #Lifestyle #LocalNews #NorthDakota

Creature Commandos Invades NYCC 2024! http://dlvr.it/TFv7Wt #CreatureCommandos #FeaturedPost

Beaverton: Most popular Christmas Gifts in each Province https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/12/most-popular-christmas-gifts-in-each-province/ #satire #canada #commentary #PrinceEdwardIsland #BritishColumbia #FeaturedPost #NewBrunswick #newfoundland #Saskatchewan #NovaScotia #Christmas #National #Holidays #Manitoba #Alberta #Ontario #Quebec #Gifts

Beaverton: Leafs fake injury to star rookie goaltender to save 750k on the Cap https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/12/leafs-fake-injury-to-star-rookie-goaltender-to-save-750k-on-the-cap/ #satire #canada #commentary #Torontomapleleafs #FeaturedPost #JosephWoll #SalaryCap #Senators #Sports #hockey #Oilers #Leafs #NHL

Beaverton: Editorial: Women must date unpleasant men, and we’re not just saying that because we’re unpleasant men https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/12/editorial-women-must-date-unpleasant-men-and-were-not-just-saying-that-because-were-unpleasant-men/ #satire #canada #commentary #relationships #FeaturedPost #Editorial #Marriage #dating

Beaverton: Worst job in every province https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/11/worst-job-in-every-province/ #satire #canada #commentary #PrinceEdwardIsland #BritishColumbia #ConnorMcDavid #FeaturedPost #NewBrunswick #newfoundland #Saskatchewan #NovaScotia #McDonalds #National #Manitoba #ScottMoe #Alberta #Ontario #Quebec #jobs #work

Beaverton: “The wisest people are those that admit when they are wrong,” says man ready to acknowledge that William Nylander is good https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/11/the-wisest-people-are-those-that-admit-when-they-are-wrong-says-man-ready-to-acknowledge-that-william-nylander-is-good/ #satire #canada #commentary #Torontomapleleafs #WilliamNylander #FeaturedPost #forgiveness #MitchMarner #Sports #hockey #Leafs #fans #NHL

Beaverton: Sens fan confident that his bold predictions of success won’t make him look like a complete idiot this year https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/09/sens-fan-confident-that-his-bold-predictions-of-success-wont-make-him-look-like-a-complete-idiot-this-year/ #satire #canada #commentary #AustonMatthews #OttawaSenators #ConnorMcDavid #FeaturedPost #Twitter #Sports #hockey #Ottawa #Leafs #Sens #NHL

Beaverton: Leafs fan only wants most talented player in franchise history to re-sign if it’s at a discount https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/07/leafs-fan-only-wants-most-talented-player-in-franchise-history-to-re-sign-if-its-at-a-discount/ #satire #canada #commentary #Torontomapleleafs #WilliamNylander #AustonMatthews #FeaturedPost #Sports #hockey #Leafs #NHL

Beaverton: NHL honours its best by forcing them to listen to D-List celebrities mispronounce their names https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/06/nhl-honours-its-best-by-forcing-them-to-listen-to-d-list-celebrities-mispronounce-their-names/ #satire #canada #commentary #FeaturedPost #GaryBettman #celebrity #NHLAwards #Sports #hockey #NHL #SNL

Beaverton: Sport about to be passed in popularity by world’s 5th best soccer league sees no reason to change https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/06/sport-about-to-be-passed-in-popularity-by-worlds-5th-best-soccer-league-sees-no-reason-to-change/ #satire #canada #commentary #FeaturedPost #GaryBettman #Sports #hockey #Soccer #Messi #MLS #NHL

Beaverton: Leafs pleased they could find a more creative way to devastate fans than just losing in first round again https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/05/leafs-pleased-they-could-find-a-more-creative-way-to-devastate-fans-than-just-losing-in-first-round-again/ #satire #canada #commentary #StanleyCupPlayoffs #Torontomapleleafs #AustonMatthews #FeaturedPost #MitchMarner #Sports #hockey #Leafs #NHL

Beaverton: Leafs really excited to fuck this all up spectacularly https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/04/leafs-really-excited-to-fuck-this-all-up-spectacularly/ #satire #canada #commentary #StanleyCupPlayoffs #Torontomapleleafs #AustonMatthews #FeaturedPost #SheldonKeefe #Toronto #Sports #hockey #Leafs #NHL