#thebeaverton — Public Fediverse posts
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This would actually be a brilliant PR campaign.
Edmonton plans separation referendum to separate from Alberta separation referendum
#TheBeaverton #Satire #ABPoli
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/07/edmonton-plans-separation-referendum-to-separate-from-alberta-separation-referendum/ -
This would actually be a brilliant PR campaign.
Edmonton plans separation referendum to separate from Alberta separation referendum
#TheBeaverton #Satire #ABPoli
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/07/edmonton-plans-separation-referendum-to-separate-from-alberta-separation-referendum/ -
Don’t threaten us with a good time. 🤣
Canadians overwhelmingly demand wealth tax after Kevin O’Leary says it will make him move away
#TheBeaverton #Satire
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/08/canadians-overwhelmingly-demand-wealth-tax-after-kevin-oleary-says-it-will-make-him-move-away/ -
Don’t threaten us with a good time. 🤣
Canadians overwhelmingly demand wealth tax after Kevin O’Leary says it will make him move away
#TheBeaverton #Satire
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/08/canadians-overwhelmingly-demand-wealth-tax-after-kevin-oleary-says-it-will-make-him-move-away/ -
Jared Leto struggling to think of ways he could have made creepiness more evident
#TheBeaverton #Satire
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/07/jared-leto-struggling-to-think-of-ways-he-could-have-made-creepiness-more-evident/ -
Jared Leto struggling to think of ways he could have made creepiness more evident
#TheBeaverton #Satire
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/07/jared-leto-struggling-to-think-of-ways-he-could-have-made-creepiness-more-evident/ -
https://thebeaverton.com/2026/07/i-would-never-have-agreed-to-be-a-diplomat-in-canada-if-i-knew-id-have-to-be-diplomatic-to-canadians-says-pete-hoekstra/
“I would never have agreed to be a #diplomat in #Canada if I knew I’d have to be diplomatic to Canadians,” says Pete #Hoekstra
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https://thebeaverton.com/2023/08/blue-jays-fan-times-bathroom-breaks-for-when-team-has-runners-in-scoring-position-to-ensure-he-doesnt-miss-any-action/
#BlueJays fan times bathroom breaks for when team has runners in scoring position to ensure he doesn’t miss any action
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https://thebeaverton.com/2023/08/blue-jays-fan-times-bathroom-breaks-for-when-team-has-runners-in-scoring-position-to-ensure-he-doesnt-miss-any-action/
#BlueJays fan times bathroom breaks for when team has runners in scoring position to ensure he doesn’t miss any action
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https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/06/poilievre-campaigns-on-a-united-canada-please-dont-make-me-find-yet-another-riding/
#Poilievre campaigns on a united #Canada: “Please don’t make me find yet another riding”
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https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/06/poilievre-campaigns-on-a-united-canada-please-dont-make-me-find-yet-another-riding/
#Poilievre campaigns on a united #Canada: “Please don’t make me find yet another riding”
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The Beaverton interviews an #Alberta #Separatist - #TheBeaverton https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/05/the-beaverton-interviews-an-alberta-separatist/ “Our movement is for all Albertans. Whether it be a soccer mom like Ilana Hendricks of 1585 Macleod TR SW in Calgary, or a veteran like Matthew Kearns (Sin number 535 200 999), Albertans know they can trust us.”
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The Beaverton interviews an #Alberta #Separatist - #TheBeaverton https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/05/the-beaverton-interviews-an-alberta-separatist/ “Our movement is for all Albertans. Whether it be a soccer mom like Ilana Hendricks of 1585 Macleod TR SW in Calgary, or a veteran like Matthew Kearns (Sin number 535 200 999), Albertans know they can trust us.”
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The Beaverton will buy Doug Ford’s used private jet for $7,000.00
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Another banger from #TheBeaverton. Newly elected #NDP leader, @avilewis, is firing people up in all sorts of ways, and I am here for it.
The Beaverton on Mastodon seems like a natural fit! I reached out a while back, 🤞hoping they eventually bring their top notch satire here 🫡
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Another banger from #TheBeaverton. Newly elected #NDP leader, @avilewis, is firing people up in all sorts of ways, and I am here for it.
The Beaverton on Mastodon seems like a natural fit! I reached out a while back, 🤞hoping they eventually bring their top notch satire here 🫡
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#Trump demands #Carney give him his standing ovation from #Davos - #TheBeaverton https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/01/trump-demands-carney-give-him-his-standing-ovation-from-davos/
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#Trump demands #Carney give him his standing ovation from #Davos - #TheBeaverton https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/01/trump-demands-carney-give-him-his-standing-ovation-from-davos/
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Nova Scotian mall insists giant tree will only eat “3 to 4 kids, max” this Christmas
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Nova Scotian mall insists giant tree will only eat “3 to 4 kids, max” this Christmas
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Time Magazine Falls for Satire News Site Article
Time Magazine published an article quoting The Beaverton as a source. The problem is that The Beaverton is a satire news site.
https://www.freezenet.ca/time-magazine-falls-for-satire-news-site-article/
#Miscellaneous #News #fail #journalism #TheBeaverton #Time #TimeMagazine
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Time Magazine Falls for Satire News Site Article
Time Magazine published an article quoting The Beaverton as a source. The problem is that The Beaverton is a satire news site.
https://www.freezenet.ca/time-magazine-falls-for-satire-news-site-article/
#Miscellaneous #News #fail #journalism #TheBeaverton #Time #TimeMagazine
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The fact that such a comment was immediately considered genuine speaks volumes about the current state of Canada-US relations, and the Trump administration more broadly.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/beaverton-dupes-time-hoekstra-9.6996328
#USPol #CDNPoli #PeteHoekstra #Trump #TimeMagazine #TheBeaverton
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The fact that such a comment was immediately considered genuine speaks volumes about the current state of Canada-US relations, and the Trump administration more broadly.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/beaverton-dupes-time-hoekstra-9.6996328
#USPol #CDNPoli #PeteHoekstra #Trump #TimeMagazine #TheBeaverton
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Time Magazine quotes The Beaverton
https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/beaverton-dupes-time-hoekstra-9.6996328
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Le magazine Time cite le Beaverton// Article en anglais //
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Time Magazine quotes The Beaverton
https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/beaverton-dupes-time-hoekstra-9.6996328
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Le magazine Time cite le Beaverton// Article en anglais //
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https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/11/answering-your-questions-about-the-ostrich-story-your-uncle-wont-stop-posting-about/ #TheBeaverton “But worst of all was probably making them listen to the musicians they booked for the Ostrich Fest music festival, a THREE DAY music festival (and baptism opportunity) the farm put on, which we swear to god was 100% a real thing..”
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https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/11/answering-your-questions-about-the-ostrich-story-your-uncle-wont-stop-posting-about/ #TheBeaverton “But worst of all was probably making them listen to the musicians they booked for the Ostrich Fest music festival, a THREE DAY music festival (and baptism opportunity) the farm put on, which we swear to god was 100% a real thing..”
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Alexa explodes after Canadian replies to query with, “Oh, yeah, no, for sure.”
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Alexa explodes after Canadian replies to query with, “Oh, yeah, no, for sure.”
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In today’s news #TheBeaverton gets to repost something from June.. and still be precisely current.
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https://thebeaverton.com/2025/10/canada-cool-with-one-group-of-temporary-foreign-workers/
Once again #TheBeaverton satire is reality.
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https://thebeaverton.com/2025/10/canada-cool-with-one-group-of-temporary-foreign-workers/
Once again #TheBeaverton satire is reality.
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US Ambassador threatens to tariff, annex, and bomb Canada if anti-American sentiment doesn't improve - The Beaverton https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/09/us-ambassador-threatens-to-tariff-annex-and-bomb-canada-if-anti-american-sentiment-doesnt-improve/ https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/09/us-ambassador-threatens-to-tariff-annex-and-bomb-canada-if-anti-american-sentiment-doesnt-improve/# and the closer from #TheBeaverton 🙃
“At press time, the American FCC is reportedly trying to figure out how to arrest #22Minutes’ Mark Critch for his Trump impression.” -
US Ambassador threatens to tariff, annex, and bomb Canada if anti-American sentiment doesn't improve - The Beaverton https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/09/us-ambassador-threatens-to-tariff-annex-and-bomb-canada-if-anti-american-sentiment-doesnt-improve/ https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/09/us-ambassador-threatens-to-tariff-annex-and-bomb-canada-if-anti-american-sentiment-doesnt-improve/# and the closer from #TheBeaverton 🙃
“At press time, the American FCC is reportedly trying to figure out how to arrest #22Minutes’ Mark Critch for his Trump impression.”