#thebeaverton — Public Fediverse posts

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Carney promises clean energy investment will almost make up for 1-2 days of new pipeline emissions

#TheBeaverton #Satire
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/08/carney-promises-clean-energy-investment-will-almost-make-up-for-1-2-days-of-new-pipeline-emissions/

This would actually be a brilliant PR campaign.

Edmonton plans separation referendum to separate from Alberta separation referendum

#TheBeaverton #Satire #ABPoli
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/07/edmonton-plans-separation-referendum-to-separate-from-alberta-separation-referendum/

Don’t threaten us with a good time. 🤣

Canadians overwhelmingly demand wealth tax after Kevin O’Leary says it will make him move away

#TheBeaverton #Satire
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/08/canadians-overwhelmingly-demand-wealth-tax-after-kevin-oleary-says-it-will-make-him-move-away/

Jared Leto struggling to think of ways he could have made creepiness more evident

#TheBeaverton #Satire
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/07/jared-leto-struggling-to-think-of-ways-he-could-have-made-creepiness-more-evident/

https://thebeaverton.com/2026/07/i-would-never-have-agreed-to-be-a-diplomat-in-canada-if-i-knew-id-have-to-be-diplomatic-to-canadians-says-pete-hoekstra/

“I would never have agreed to be a #diplomat in #Canada if I knew I’d have to be diplomatic to Canadians,” says Pete #Hoekstra

#satire #theBeaverton

https://thebeaverton.com/2023/08/blue-jays-fan-times-bathroom-breaks-for-when-team-has-runners-in-scoring-position-to-ensure-he-doesnt-miss-any-action/

#BlueJays fan times bathroom breaks for when team has runners in scoring position to ensure he doesn’t miss any action

#theBeaverton

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/06/poilievre-campaigns-on-a-united-canada-please-dont-make-me-find-yet-another-riding/

#Poilievre campaigns on a united #Canada: “Please don’t make me find yet another riding”

#theBeaverton

The Beaverton interviews an #Alberta #Separatist - #TheBeaverton https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/05/the-beaverton-interviews-an-alberta-separatist/ “Our movement is for all Albertans. Whether it be a soccer mom like Ilana Hendricks of 1585 Macleod TR SW in Calgary, or a veteran like Matthew Kearns (Sin number 535 200 999), Albertans know they can trust us.”

Another banger from #TheBeaverton. Newly elected #NDP leader, @avilewis, is firing people up in all sorts of ways, and I am here for it.

https://thebeaverton.com/2026/03/editorial-heres-why-avi-lewis-is-the-wrong-choice-to-lead-the-ndp-by-a-centrist-liberal/

The Beaverton on Mastodon seems like a natural fit! I reached out a while back, 🤞hoping they eventually bring their top notch satire here 🫡

#Trump demands #Carney give him his standing ovation from #Davos - #TheBeaverton https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/01/trump-demands-carney-give-him-his-standing-ovation-from-davos/

Nova Scotian mall insists giant tree will only eat “3 to 4 kids, max” this Christmas

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2021/12/nova-scotian-mall-insists-giant-tree-will-only-eat-3-to-4-kids-max-this-christmas/

#TheBeaverton #Shitposting #Shitpost

#TheBeaverton #satire
https://thebeaverton.com/2025/11/danielle-smith-uses-notwithstanding-clause-to-declare-herself-premier-of-b-c/

Time Magazine Falls for Satire News Site Article

Time Magazine published an article quoting The Beaverton as a source. The problem is that The Beaverton is a satire news site.

https://www.freezenet.ca/time-magazine-falls-for-satire-news-site-article/

#Miscellaneous #News #fail #journalism #TheBeaverton #Time #TimeMagazine

The fact that such a comment was immediately considered genuine speaks volumes about the current state of Canada-US relations, and the Trump administration more broadly.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/beaverton-dupes-time-hoekstra-9.6996328

#USPol #CDNPoli #PeteHoekstra #Trump #TimeMagazine #TheBeaverton

Time Magazine quotes The Beaverton

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/beaverton-dupes-time-hoekstra-9.6996328
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Le magazine Time cite le Beaverton

// Article en anglais //

#Time #TheBeaverton #Satire

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/11/answering-your-questions-about-the-ostrich-story-your-uncle-wont-stop-posting-about/ #TheBeaverton “But worst of all was probably making them listen to the musicians they booked for the Ostrich Fest music festival, a THREE DAY music festival (and baptism opportunity) the farm put on, which we swear to god was 100% a real thing..”

Alexa explodes after Canadian replies to query with, “Oh, yeah, no, for sure.”

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/10/alexa-explodes-after-canadian-replies-to-query-with-oh-yeah-no-for-sure/

#Alexa #TheBeaverton

In today’s news #TheBeaverton gets to repost something from June.. and still be precisely current.

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/06/trump-ends-trade-talks-with-canada-resumes-trade-talks-with-canada-ends-trade-talks-with-canada-demands-to-know-which-european-country-is-canada/

https://thebeaverton.com/2025/10/canada-cool-with-one-group-of-temporary-foreign-workers/

Once again #TheBeaverton satire is reality.

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/10/danielle-smith-announces-plans-to-hold-her-breath-until-she-gets-what-she-wants/ #TheBeaverton 🙃