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Such dedication.
“And never once has this prevented the Secretary from poking and prodding the ballsacks of our 1.1 million active duty service members. Dudes only,” the spokesman added, shifting uncomfortably. “
Hegseth pauses busy schedule of inspecting soldiers’ scrotums to make weird comments about Canadian teens’ bodies - #TheBeaverton https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/09/hegseth-pauses-busy-schedule-of-inspecting-soldiers-scrotums-to-make-weird-comments-about-canadian-teens-bodies/
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https://thebeaverton.com/2026/07/i-would-never-have-agreed-to-be-a-diplomat-in-canada-if-i-knew-id-have-to-be-diplomatic-to-canadians-says-pete-hoekstra/
“I would never have agreed to be a #diplomat in #Canada if I knew I’d have to be diplomatic to Canadians,” says Pete #Hoekstra
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