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Such dedication.
“And never once has this prevented the Secretary from poking and prodding the ballsacks of our 1.1 million active duty service members. Dudes only,” the spokesman added, shifting uncomfortably. “
Hegseth pauses busy schedule of inspecting soldiers’ scrotums to make weird comments about Canadian teens’ bodies - #TheBeaverton https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/09/hegseth-pauses-busy-schedule-of-inspecting-soldiers-scrotums-to-make-weird-comments-about-canadian-teens-bodies/
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Such dedication.
“And never once has this prevented the Secretary from poking and prodding the ballsacks of our 1.1 million active duty service members. Dudes only,” the spokesman added, shifting uncomfortably. “
Hegseth pauses busy schedule of inspecting soldiers’ scrotums to make weird comments about Canadian teens’ bodies - #TheBeaverton https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/09/hegseth-pauses-busy-schedule-of-inspecting-soldiers-scrotums-to-make-weird-comments-about-canadian-teens-bodies/
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Such dedication.
“And never once has this prevented the Secretary from poking and prodding the ballsacks of our 1.1 million active duty service members. Dudes only,” the spokesman added, shifting uncomfortably. “
Hegseth pauses busy schedule of inspecting soldiers’ scrotums to make weird comments about Canadian teens’ bodies - #TheBeaverton https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/09/hegseth-pauses-busy-schedule-of-inspecting-soldiers-scrotums-to-make-weird-comments-about-canadian-teens-bodies/
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Such dedication.
“And never once has this prevented the Secretary from poking and prodding the ballsacks of our 1.1 million active duty service members. Dudes only,” the spokesman added, shifting uncomfortably. “
Hegseth pauses busy schedule of inspecting soldiers’ scrotums to make weird comments about Canadian teens’ bodies - #TheBeaverton https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/09/hegseth-pauses-busy-schedule-of-inspecting-soldiers-scrotums-to-make-weird-comments-about-canadian-teens-bodies/
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Such dedication.
“And never once has this prevented the Secretary from poking and prodding the ballsacks of our 1.1 million active duty service members. Dudes only,” the spokesman added, shifting uncomfortably. “
Hegseth pauses busy schedule of inspecting soldiers’ scrotums to make weird comments about Canadian teens’ bodies - #TheBeaverton https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/09/hegseth-pauses-busy-schedule-of-inspecting-soldiers-scrotums-to-make-weird-comments-about-canadian-teens-bodies/
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Canadians chip in to buy Jamil Jivani a one-way ticket to United States
#TheBeaverton #Satire #CDNPoli
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Canadians chip in to buy Jamil Jivani a one-way ticket to United States
#TheBeaverton #Satire #CDNPoli
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/08/canadians-chip-in-to-buy-jamil-jivani-a-one-way-ticket-to-united-states/ -
Canadians chip in to buy Jamil Jivani a one-way ticket to United States
#TheBeaverton #Satire #CDNPoli
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/08/canadians-chip-in-to-buy-jamil-jivani-a-one-way-ticket-to-united-states/ -
Canadians chip in to buy Jamil Jivani a one-way ticket to United States
#TheBeaverton #Satire #CDNPoli
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/08/canadians-chip-in-to-buy-jamil-jivani-a-one-way-ticket-to-united-states/ -
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Art Of The Deal author fails to secure deal with friendliest nation on planet
#TheBeaverton #Satire
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/08/art-of-the-deal-author-fails-to-secure-deal-with-friendliest-nation-on-planet/ -
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Art Of The Deal author fails to secure deal with friendliest nation on planet
#TheBeaverton #Satire
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/08/art-of-the-deal-author-fails-to-secure-deal-with-friendliest-nation-on-planet/ -
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Art Of The Deal author fails to secure deal with friendliest nation on planet
#TheBeaverton #Satire
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/08/art-of-the-deal-author-fails-to-secure-deal-with-friendliest-nation-on-planet/ -
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Art Of The Deal author fails to secure deal with friendliest nation on planet
#TheBeaverton #Satire
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/08/art-of-the-deal-author-fails-to-secure-deal-with-friendliest-nation-on-planet/ -
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Carney promises clean energy investment will almost make up for 1-2 days of new pipeline emissions
#TheBeaverton #Satire
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/08/carney-promises-clean-energy-investment-will-almost-make-up-for-1-2-days-of-new-pipeline-emissions/ -
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Carney promises clean energy investment will almost make up for 1-2 days of new pipeline emissions
#TheBeaverton #Satire
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/08/carney-promises-clean-energy-investment-will-almost-make-up-for-1-2-days-of-new-pipeline-emissions/ -
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Carney promises clean energy investment will almost make up for 1-2 days of new pipeline emissions
#TheBeaverton #Satire
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/08/carney-promises-clean-energy-investment-will-almost-make-up-for-1-2-days-of-new-pipeline-emissions/ -
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Carney promises clean energy investment will almost make up for 1-2 days of new pipeline emissions
#TheBeaverton #Satire
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/08/carney-promises-clean-energy-investment-will-almost-make-up-for-1-2-days-of-new-pipeline-emissions/ -
This would actually be a brilliant PR campaign.
Edmonton plans separation referendum to separate from Alberta separation referendum
#TheBeaverton #Satire #ABPoli
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/07/edmonton-plans-separation-referendum-to-separate-from-alberta-separation-referendum/ -
This would actually be a brilliant PR campaign.
Edmonton plans separation referendum to separate from Alberta separation referendum
#TheBeaverton #Satire #ABPoli
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/07/edmonton-plans-separation-referendum-to-separate-from-alberta-separation-referendum/ -
This would actually be a brilliant PR campaign.
Edmonton plans separation referendum to separate from Alberta separation referendum
#TheBeaverton #Satire #ABPoli
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/07/edmonton-plans-separation-referendum-to-separate-from-alberta-separation-referendum/ -
This would actually be a brilliant PR campaign.
Edmonton plans separation referendum to separate from Alberta separation referendum
#TheBeaverton #Satire #ABPoli
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/07/edmonton-plans-separation-referendum-to-separate-from-alberta-separation-referendum/ -
Don’t threaten us with a good time. 🤣
Canadians overwhelmingly demand wealth tax after Kevin O’Leary says it will make him move away
#TheBeaverton #Satire
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/08/canadians-overwhelmingly-demand-wealth-tax-after-kevin-oleary-says-it-will-make-him-move-away/ -
Don’t threaten us with a good time. 🤣
Canadians overwhelmingly demand wealth tax after Kevin O’Leary says it will make him move away
#TheBeaverton #Satire
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/08/canadians-overwhelmingly-demand-wealth-tax-after-kevin-oleary-says-it-will-make-him-move-away/ -
Don’t threaten us with a good time. 🤣
Canadians overwhelmingly demand wealth tax after Kevin O’Leary says it will make him move away
#TheBeaverton #Satire
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/08/canadians-overwhelmingly-demand-wealth-tax-after-kevin-oleary-says-it-will-make-him-move-away/ -
Don’t threaten us with a good time. 🤣
Canadians overwhelmingly demand wealth tax after Kevin O’Leary says it will make him move away
#TheBeaverton #Satire
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/08/canadians-overwhelmingly-demand-wealth-tax-after-kevin-oleary-says-it-will-make-him-move-away/ -
Jared Leto struggling to think of ways he could have made creepiness more evident
#TheBeaverton #Satire
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/07/jared-leto-struggling-to-think-of-ways-he-could-have-made-creepiness-more-evident/ -
Jared Leto struggling to think of ways he could have made creepiness more evident
#TheBeaverton #Satire
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/07/jared-leto-struggling-to-think-of-ways-he-could-have-made-creepiness-more-evident/ -
Jared Leto struggling to think of ways he could have made creepiness more evident
#TheBeaverton #Satire
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/07/jared-leto-struggling-to-think-of-ways-he-could-have-made-creepiness-more-evident/ -
Jared Leto struggling to think of ways he could have made creepiness more evident
#TheBeaverton #Satire
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/07/jared-leto-struggling-to-think-of-ways-he-could-have-made-creepiness-more-evident/ -
https://thebeaverton.com/2026/07/i-would-never-have-agreed-to-be-a-diplomat-in-canada-if-i-knew-id-have-to-be-diplomatic-to-canadians-says-pete-hoekstra/
“I would never have agreed to be a #diplomat in #Canada if I knew I’d have to be diplomatic to Canadians,” says Pete #Hoekstra
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https://thebeaverton.com/2026/07/i-would-never-have-agreed-to-be-a-diplomat-in-canada-if-i-knew-id-have-to-be-diplomatic-to-canadians-says-pete-hoekstra/
“I would never have agreed to be a #diplomat in #Canada if I knew I’d have to be diplomatic to Canadians,” says Pete #Hoekstra
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https://thebeaverton.com/2026/07/i-would-never-have-agreed-to-be-a-diplomat-in-canada-if-i-knew-id-have-to-be-diplomatic-to-canadians-says-pete-hoekstra/
“I would never have agreed to be a #diplomat in #Canada if I knew I’d have to be diplomatic to Canadians,” says Pete #Hoekstra
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#Poilievre vows to "fight woke culture" following new galactic disco cowboy makeover - #TheBeaverton
https://thebeaverton.com/2026/07/poilievre-vows-to-fight-woke-culture-following-new-galactic-disco-cowboy-makeover/
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#Poilievre vows to "fight woke culture" following new galactic disco cowboy makeover - #TheBeaverton
https://thebeaverton.com/2026/07/poilievre-vows-to-fight-woke-culture-following-new-galactic-disco-cowboy-makeover/
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https://thebeaverton.com/2023/08/blue-jays-fan-times-bathroom-breaks-for-when-team-has-runners-in-scoring-position-to-ensure-he-doesnt-miss-any-action/
#BlueJays fan times bathroom breaks for when team has runners in scoring position to ensure he doesn’t miss any action
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https://thebeaverton.com/2023/08/blue-jays-fan-times-bathroom-breaks-for-when-team-has-runners-in-scoring-position-to-ensure-he-doesnt-miss-any-action/
#BlueJays fan times bathroom breaks for when team has runners in scoring position to ensure he doesn’t miss any action
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https://thebeaverton.com/2023/08/blue-jays-fan-times-bathroom-breaks-for-when-team-has-runners-in-scoring-position-to-ensure-he-doesnt-miss-any-action/
#BlueJays fan times bathroom breaks for when team has runners in scoring position to ensure he doesn’t miss any action
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https://thebeaverton.com/2023/08/blue-jays-fan-times-bathroom-breaks-for-when-team-has-runners-in-scoring-position-to-ensure-he-doesnt-miss-any-action/
#BlueJays fan times bathroom breaks for when team has runners in scoring position to ensure he doesn’t miss any action
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https://thebeaverton.com/2023/08/blue-jays-fan-times-bathroom-breaks-for-when-team-has-runners-in-scoring-position-to-ensure-he-doesnt-miss-any-action/
#BlueJays fan times bathroom breaks for when team has runners in scoring position to ensure he doesn’t miss any action
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https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/06/poilievre-campaigns-on-a-united-canada-please-dont-make-me-find-yet-another-riding/
#Poilievre campaigns on a united #Canada: “Please don’t make me find yet another riding”
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https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/06/poilievre-campaigns-on-a-united-canada-please-dont-make-me-find-yet-another-riding/
#Poilievre campaigns on a united #Canada: “Please don’t make me find yet another riding”
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https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/06/poilievre-campaigns-on-a-united-canada-please-dont-make-me-find-yet-another-riding/
#Poilievre campaigns on a united #Canada: “Please don’t make me find yet another riding”
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https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/06/poilievre-campaigns-on-a-united-canada-please-dont-make-me-find-yet-another-riding/
#Poilievre campaigns on a united #Canada: “Please don’t make me find yet another riding”
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https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/06/poilievre-campaigns-on-a-united-canada-please-dont-make-me-find-yet-another-riding/
#Poilievre campaigns on a united #Canada: “Please don’t make me find yet another riding”
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The Beaverton interviews an #Alberta #Separatist - #TheBeaverton https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/05/the-beaverton-interviews-an-alberta-separatist/ “Our movement is for all Albertans. Whether it be a soccer mom like Ilana Hendricks of 1585 Macleod TR SW in Calgary, or a veteran like Matthew Kearns (Sin number 535 200 999), Albertans know they can trust us.”
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The Beaverton interviews an #Alberta #Separatist - #TheBeaverton https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/05/the-beaverton-interviews-an-alberta-separatist/ “Our movement is for all Albertans. Whether it be a soccer mom like Ilana Hendricks of 1585 Macleod TR SW in Calgary, or a veteran like Matthew Kearns (Sin number 535 200 999), Albertans know they can trust us.”
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The Beaverton interviews an #Alberta #Separatist - #TheBeaverton https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/05/the-beaverton-interviews-an-alberta-separatist/ “Our movement is for all Albertans. Whether it be a soccer mom like Ilana Hendricks of 1585 Macleod TR SW in Calgary, or a veteran like Matthew Kearns (Sin number 535 200 999), Albertans know they can trust us.”
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The Beaverton interviews an #Alberta #Separatist - #TheBeaverton https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/05/the-beaverton-interviews-an-alberta-separatist/ “Our movement is for all Albertans. Whether it be a soccer mom like Ilana Hendricks of 1585 Macleod TR SW in Calgary, or a veteran like Matthew Kearns (Sin number 535 200 999), Albertans know they can trust us.”
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The Beaverton interviews an #Alberta #Separatist - #TheBeaverton https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/05/the-beaverton-interviews-an-alberta-separatist/ “Our movement is for all Albertans. Whether it be a soccer mom like Ilana Hendricks of 1585 Macleod TR SW in Calgary, or a veteran like Matthew Kearns (Sin number 535 200 999), Albertans know they can trust us.”
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The Beaverton will buy Doug Ford’s used private jet for $7,000.00
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The Beaverton will buy Doug Ford’s used private jet for $7,000.00
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The Beaverton will buy Doug Ford’s used private jet for $7,000.00
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The Beaverton will buy Doug Ford’s used private jet for $7,000.00