#thebeaverton — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #thebeaverton, aggregated by home.social.
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The Beaverton interviews an #Alberta #Separatist - #TheBeaverton https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/05/the-beaverton-interviews-an-alberta-separatist/ “Our movement is for all Albertans. Whether it be a soccer mom like Ilana Hendricks of 1585 Macleod TR SW in Calgary, or a veteran like Matthew Kearns (Sin number 535 200 999), Albertans know they can trust us.”
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The Beaverton interviews an #Alberta #Separatist - #TheBeaverton https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/05/the-beaverton-interviews-an-alberta-separatist/ “Our movement is for all Albertans. Whether it be a soccer mom like Ilana Hendricks of 1585 Macleod TR SW in Calgary, or a veteran like Matthew Kearns (Sin number 535 200 999), Albertans know they can trust us.”
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The Beaverton interviews an #Alberta #Separatist - #TheBeaverton https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/05/the-beaverton-interviews-an-alberta-separatist/ “Our movement is for all Albertans. Whether it be a soccer mom like Ilana Hendricks of 1585 Macleod TR SW in Calgary, or a veteran like Matthew Kearns (Sin number 535 200 999), Albertans know they can trust us.”
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The Beaverton interviews an #Alberta #Separatist - #TheBeaverton https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/05/the-beaverton-interviews-an-alberta-separatist/ “Our movement is for all Albertans. Whether it be a soccer mom like Ilana Hendricks of 1585 Macleod TR SW in Calgary, or a veteran like Matthew Kearns (Sin number 535 200 999), Albertans know they can trust us.”
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The Beaverton interviews an #Alberta #Separatist - #TheBeaverton https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/05/the-beaverton-interviews-an-alberta-separatist/ “Our movement is for all Albertans. Whether it be a soccer mom like Ilana Hendricks of 1585 Macleod TR SW in Calgary, or a veteran like Matthew Kearns (Sin number 535 200 999), Albertans know they can trust us.”
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Another banger from #TheBeaverton. Newly elected #NDP leader, @avilewis, is firing people up in all sorts of ways, and I am here for it.
The Beaverton on Mastodon seems like a natural fit! I reached out a while back, 🤞hoping they eventually bring their top notch satire here 🫡
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#Trump demands #Carney give him his standing ovation from #Davos - #TheBeaverton https://www.thebeaverton.com/2026/01/trump-demands-carney-give-him-his-standing-ovation-from-davos/
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Nova Scotian mall insists giant tree will only eat “3 to 4 kids, max” this Christmas
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Time Magazine Falls for Satire News Site Article
Time Magazine published an article quoting The Beaverton as a source. The problem is that The Beaverton is a satire news site.
https://www.freezenet.ca/time-magazine-falls-for-satire-news-site-article/
#Miscellaneous #News #fail #journalism #TheBeaverton #Time #TimeMagazine
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The fact that such a comment was immediately considered genuine speaks volumes about the current state of Canada-US relations, and the Trump administration more broadly.
https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/beaverton-dupes-time-hoekstra-9.6996328
#USPol #CDNPoli #PeteHoekstra #Trump #TimeMagazine #TheBeaverton
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Time Magazine quotes The Beaverton
https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/beaverton-dupes-time-hoekstra-9.6996328
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Le magazine Time cite le Beaverton// Article en anglais //
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https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/11/answering-your-questions-about-the-ostrich-story-your-uncle-wont-stop-posting-about/ #TheBeaverton “But worst of all was probably making them listen to the musicians they booked for the Ostrich Fest music festival, a THREE DAY music festival (and baptism opportunity) the farm put on, which we swear to god was 100% a real thing..”
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Alexa explodes after Canadian replies to query with, “Oh, yeah, no, for sure.”
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In today’s news #TheBeaverton gets to repost something from June.. and still be precisely current.
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https://thebeaverton.com/2025/10/canada-cool-with-one-group-of-temporary-foreign-workers/
Once again #TheBeaverton satire is reality.
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US Ambassador threatens to tariff, annex, and bomb Canada if anti-American sentiment doesn't improve - The Beaverton https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/09/us-ambassador-threatens-to-tariff-annex-and-bomb-canada-if-anti-american-sentiment-doesnt-improve/ https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/09/us-ambassador-threatens-to-tariff-annex-and-bomb-canada-if-anti-american-sentiment-doesnt-improve/# and the closer from #TheBeaverton 🙃
“At press time, the American FCC is reportedly trying to figure out how to arrest #22Minutes’ Mark Critch for his Trump impression.” -
@erininthemorning.com
if anyone is looking for some great indies to support, tops on my list would be 404 Media (404media.co) and ProPublica (https://www.propublica.org/).Here is a great list as well, including LGBTQ+ and climate journalism: https://lithub.com/fed-up-with-big-legacy-news-here-are-13-independent-worker-owned-outlets-to-support/
If you're in #Canada and want to #BuyCanadian, consider this list: https://www.readthemaple.com/independent-canadian-media-directory/
I support #thebeaverton in Canada as well which is a great satire pub, much like the Onion. Some absolute masterpieces.
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Second Amendment activists in shock as Charlie Kirk shot instead of just schoolchildren - #TheBeaverton brutal satire spotlighting reality. https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/09/second-amendment-activists-in-shock-as-charlie-kirk-shot-instead-of-just-schoolchildren/
“Sure, Charlie Kirk once said he thought ‘it’s worth it to have some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment’,” Shaw continued. “But I just figured that meant some little kids had to go. Not someone truly important like a podcaster whose extreme views just happen to align with mine.”
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#TheBeaverton is usually pretty great, but sometimes it hits a real home run.
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as you know but others may not, #TheBeaverton is a #Canadian satire site, and this is a good one:
"#QueensUniversity {in Kingston #Ontario} offers #Musk 8 dollars a month to stop telling people he went there"
he was only there for 2 years, then he transferred
#Canada has no blame for Elon
meanwhile #SouthAfrica and the #USA have some explaining to do
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Beaverton: We replaced all our writers with ChatGPT. Here are its first 10 headlines! https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/01/we-replaced-all-our-writers-with-chatgpt-here-are-its-first-10-headlines/ #satire #canada #commentary #artificialintelligence #justintrudeau #TheBeaverton #Beavfeed #DougFord #DumbWeek #ChatGPT #Loblaws #Writers #Robots #AI
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Beaverton: We replaced all our writers with ChatGPT. Here are its first 10 headlines! https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/01/we-replaced-all-our-writers-with-chatgpt-here-are-its-first-10-headlines/ #satire #canada #commentary #artificialintelligence #justintrudeau #TheBeaverton #Beavfeed #DougFord #DumbWeek #ChatGPT #Loblaws #Writers #Robots #AI
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Beaverton: We replaced all our writers with ChatGPT. Here are its first 10 headlines! https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/01/we-replaced-all-our-writers-with-chatgpt-here-are-its-first-10-headlines/ #satire #canada #commentary #artificialintelligence #justintrudeau #TheBeaverton #Beavfeed #DougFord #DumbWeek #ChatGPT #Loblaws #Writers #Robots #AI
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Beaverton: We replaced all our writers with ChatGPT. Here are its first 10 headlines! https://www.thebeaverton.com/2023/01/we-replaced-all-our-writers-with-chatgpt-here-are-its-first-10-headlines/ #satire #canada #commentary #artificialintelligence #justintrudeau #TheBeaverton #Beavfeed #DougFord #DumbWeek #ChatGPT #Loblaws #Writers #Robots #AI
