#surprise — Public Fediverse posts

Un gémissement lointain a été comme un appel au devoir longtemps attendu.

À Lire ici : https://litix.fr/la-baby-sitter

#NSFW #babysitter #nue #père #surprise

Stumbling Block

It seems I have always been stumbling, tripping over the unintended in a fog of wandering wonder.

The mist has been ever around me, my cloud by day. I am enveloped by mystery.

You do indeed love to surprise me, O God;

two girls find shiny stones in a fountain and their joy chases away the despair at not finding a loved one,

the hospitality of friends lightens the weight upon a heavy chest from a returning to what was and the traveler can breathe again into what will be,

a mother’s words and the night breeze dries a daughter’s tears and she can smile at the deep thrum of a bullfrog,

lovers lie for a moment in the morning and the frustrations of yesterday fade into the quiet beginnings of another day.

It is time then.

I rise up into the bone crackling morning, my body protesting, my spirit already stretching out along the places I will see.

Inside, I find I am ready for more stumbling.

July 29, 2022

Stumbling Block

It seems I have always been stumbling, tripping over the unintended in a fog of wandering wonder.

The mist has been ever around me, my cloud by day. I am enveloped by mystery.

You do indeed love to surprise me, O God;

two girls find shiny stones in a fountain and their joy chases away the despair at not finding a loved one,

the hospitality of friends lightens the weight upon a heavy chest from a returning to what was and the traveler can breathe again into what will be,

a mother’s words and the night breeze dries a daughter’s tears and she can smile at the deep thrum of a bullfrog,

lovers lie for a moment in the morning and the frustrations of yesterday fade into the quiet beginnings of another day.

It is time then.

I rise up into the bone crackling morning, my body protesting, my spirit already stretching out along the places I will see.

Inside, I find I am ready for more stumbling.

July 29, 2022

La femme et le mari vivent leurs fantasmes...

À Lire ici : https://litix.fr/nos-fantasmes-de-couple

#NSFW #culotte #exhibe #exhibition #fantasme #jeux #nu #nue #regarder #sexy #surprise #visage

Man Shocked to Discover Family’s Kitchen Table was Actually His Ancestor’s Qing Dynasty ‘Diploma’

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/man-shocked-to-discover-familys-kitchen-table-was-actually-ancestors-qing-dynasty-diploma/

🌐🌏💛💁‍♀️*[SO AS BELIEVERS!*WHICH MAKES US ALL DECIPLES OF “CHRIST JESUS”(THERE IS AN URGENCY! WITH YOUR OWN SPECIAL GIFTS!*& PACE)*TO LISTEN TO THE ‘HOLY SPIRIT” IN YOUR LOVING HEARTS!*MINDS!*& SOULS TO DO YOUR GIVEN BIT!*TO GENTLY!*& RESPECTFULLY TO BE SPREADING THE WORD OF “CHRIST JESUS!👉

(Mark 16:14-20)
#The #Great #Commission #DECIPLES #CHRIST #JESUS #GOD #HOLY #SPIRIT #Pray #Christian #Heaven #Hope #Faith #Truth #Gentleness #Love #Spreading #Gospel #SURPRISE #THE #LORDS #COMING

🌐🌏💛💁‍♀️*[”JESUS” GAVE US ALL THE RESPONSIBILITY TO ASSIST MANY MORE TO BE SAVED!*& NOT PARISH WHEN THE SURPRISE OF ‘THE DAY OF THE LORD” COMES!*(& LET US ALL REMEMBER NO ONE KNOWS WHEN IT WILL HAPPEN!*ONLY GOD THE FATHER KNOWS!{NOT EVEN HIS SON!}👉

(Mark 16:14-20)
#The #Great #Commission #FOR #DECIPLES #CHRIST #JESUS #GOD #Father #SON #HOLY #SPIRIT #Pray #Christian #Heaven #Hope #Faith #Truth #Gentleness #Love #COURAGEOUS #PREPARED #Spreading #Word #Gospel #FOR #GREAT #SURPRISE #THE #LORDS #COMING

💦💒✝️👑🕊️❤️‍🔥🌏💛💁‍♀️*[BELOVED ”CHRIST JESUS” TAUGHT AS THE “SON OF GOD!”*& GAVE US ALL THE RESPONSIBILITY TO BE CONSCIENTIOUS!*HONEST!*OPENLY GENTLE!*& EACH WITH OUR OWN SPECIAL UNIQUE GIFTS!*& WITH THE GUIDANCE OF THE “HOLY SPIRIT” TO SPREAD AROUND THE WORLD “THE GOSPEL”👉

(Mark 16:14-20)
#The #Great #Commission #CHRIST #JESUS #GOD #HOLY #SPIRIT #World #Pray #Heaven #Hope #Faith #Truth #Gentleness #Love #COURAGEOUS #PREPARED #Spreading #the #Word #Gospel #FOR #SURPRISE #THE #DAY #OF #THE #LORDS #COMING

☁️🌈☁️🦁🫂🛐🤸🏿‍♀️💒🏩💒🫶🏿🫶🫶🏻🌊⛲💦🍉🏄‍♀️🌀🌞🩵🌐🌏🩷💁🏿‍♀️*DEAR BELOVED FRIENDS GOOD SUNDAY MORNING!🌞👉

#CHRIST #JESUS #Sunday #DEVOTIONAL #GOD #Father #SON #SAVIOR #Light #HOLY #SPIRIT #World #Pray #Believe #Christian #Heaven #Hope #Peace #Faith #Truth #Goodness #Kindness #Caring #Hospitality #Gentleness #Unity #PRAYER #Love #One #Another #THANKFULNESS #Praise #BE #ENCOURAGED #AND #COURAGEOUS #AND #PREPARED #AND #HELP #OTHERS #By #Spreading #the #Word #Gospel #FOR #THE #GREAT #SURPRISE #THE #DAY #OF #THE #LORDS #COMING #Amen

☁️🌈☁️🦁🫂🛐🤸🏿‍♀️💒🏩💒🫶🏿🫶🫶🏻🌊⛲💦🍉🏄‍♀️🌀🌞🩵🌐🌏🩷💁🏿‍♀️*DEAR BELOVED FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD GOOD SUNDAY MORNING!🌞👉

#CHRIST #JESUS #Sunday #DEVOTIONAL #GOD #Father #SON #SAVIOR #Light #HOLY #SPIRIT #World #Pray #Believe #Christian #Heaven #Hope #Peace #Faith #Truth #Goodness #Kindness #Gentleness #Understanding #Everyone #Unity #PRAYER #Love #One #Another #THANKFULNESS #Praise #BE #ENCOURAGED #AND #COURAGEOUS #AND #PREPARED #AND #HELP #OTHERS #By #Spreading #the #Word #Gospel #FOR #THE #GREAT #SURPRISE

⬅️Hintenrum: Dieses Mal schauen wir wieder auf die Schlusslichter.

👉Während das beliebteste Juni-Suchwort "Yoga" mit 214 Einträgen ganz vorne mitfährt, rangieren diese Begriffe – mit nur jeweils fünf Einträgen – ganz am Ende der Liste.

😏"Fotografieren" hätten wir gedacht, würde viel öfter gesucht und auf "Baby" wären wir gar nicht gekommen ... "Fahrrad" finden wir richtig gut.

ℹ️ Alle neun Kurse sind über unseren Linktree buchbar: https://www.wonderl.ink/@vhs.berlin

#VHS #Berlin #Volkshochschule #Bildung #Search #Suchbegriffe #Flop #Surprise

⬅️Hintenrum: Dieses Mal schauen wir wieder auf die Schlusslichter.

👉Während das beliebteste Juni-Suchwort "Yoga" mit 214 Einträgen ganz vorne mitfährt, rangieren diese Begriffe – mit nur jeweils fünf Einträgen – ganz am Ende der Liste.

😏"Fotografieren" hätten wir gedacht, würde viel öfter gesucht und auf "Baby" wären wir gar nicht gekommen ... "Fahrrad" finden wir richtig gut.

ℹ️ Alle neun Kurse sind über unseren Linktree buchbar: https://www.wonderl.ink/@vhs.berlin

#VHS #Berlin #Volkshochschule #Bildung #Search #Suchbegriffe #Flop #Surprise

Guys, I literally forgot that I published a story in the anthology "What Lurks in the Dark" just last year.
I, in fact, forgot the story even existed until today.

I added it to my "publish again" list, and will make it a nifty little cover soon. (:

#ShortStory #Horror #Surprise #MemoryIssues

Guys, I literally forgot that I published a story in the anthology "What Lurks in the Dark" just last year.
I, in fact, forgot the story even existed until today.

I added it to my "publish again" list, and will make it a nifty little cover soon. (:

#ShortStory #Horror #Surprise #MemoryIssues

Je ne sais pas comment c’est arrivé là, mais c’est certainement pas le persil que j’avais planté.

Mais c’est joli, donc je garde 😊.

(La reconnaissance automatique des images d’’Apple me dit que c’est une plante comestible. Je sais pas si je vais m’y risquer à goûter )

#jardinage #surprise #planteenpot #pot

#surprise : an unexpected event

- French: surprise

- German: die Überraschung

- Italian: sorpresa

- Portuguese: surpresa

- Spanish: sorpresa

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UMaine freshman slugger who led America East in homers is transferring https://www.rawchili.com/mlb/746689/ #Baseball #CollegeBaseball #NCAA #NCAABaseball #Surprise

CW: ICE, immigration detention

Surprise's planned ICE detention facility is paused and Northwest Valley Indivisible's pressure campaign got cited in the state's federal lawsuit against it!

NWVI wants Surprise's City Council to lock in a public stance against the facility. Call Mayor Kevin Sartor: 623-222-1313.

-- PLUS --

July 11: NWVI protest in Surprise. https://www.mobilize.us/northwestvalleyindivisible/event/984487/

#Arizona #ICE #Immigration #Surprise Please boost.

CW: ICE, immigration detention

Surprise's planned ICE detention facility is paused and Northwest Valley Indivisible's pressure campaign got cited in the state's federal lawsuit against it!

NWVI wants Surprise's City Council to lock in a public stance against the facility. Call Mayor Kevin Sartor: 623-222-1313.

-- PLUS --

July 11: NWVI protest in Surprise. https://www.mobilize.us/northwestvalleyindivisible/event/984487/

#Arizona #ICE #Immigration #Surprise Please boost.

Surprise Audio Played at Wedding Shocks Everyone When Bride Accurately Predicts Husband’s Name as a 4-Year-old

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/surprise-audio-played-at-wedding-shocks-groom-and-everyone-else-when-bride-accurately-predicts-her-husbands-name-as-a-4-year-old/

Surprise Audio Played at Wedding Shocks Everyone When Bride Accurately Predicts Husband’s Name as a 4-Year-old

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/surprise-audio-played-at-wedding-shocks-groom-and-everyone-else-when-bride-accurately-predicts-her-husbands-name-as-a-4-year-old/

https://www.evshift.com/485004/ultraviolette-gets-a-surprise-rival-tata-huge-ev-penetration-e-rickshaw-blunder-evtalks-495/ Ultraviolette Gets a Surprise Rival | tata huge ev penetration | E-Rickshaw Blunder | EVTALKS #495 #Blunder #ElectricCars #ElectricVehicles #erickshaw #EV #EVTalks #huge #Penetration #rival #Surprise #TATA #Ultraviolette

I’m planning on a very specific Zelda (my own storyline headcannon) thing tonight- I hope ppl love it!

Tip if you want to see it 💵
#snap #zelda #nsfw #surprise #storytime

https://www.evshift.com/483877/prius-designed-to-surprise-toyota/ Prius | Designed to surprise. | TOYOTA #Designed #ElectricCars #ElectricVehicles #EV #prius #Surprise #Toyota #ToyotaGlobal

Aroostook town turns unused land into a spot that grows connections https://www.allforgardening.com/1852812/aroostook-town-turns-unused-land-into-a-spot-that-grows-connections/ #garden #gardening #GardeningIreland #surprise

Aroostook town turns unused land into a spot that grows connections https://www.allforgardening.com/1852812/aroostook-town-turns-unused-land-into-a-spot-that-grows-connections/ #garden #gardening #GardeningIreland #surprise

RE: https://mastodon.social/@NoveltyBot/116842723630380502

"Hello. I'd like to complain."

"About what?"

"The surprise package I bought from you."

"What is the nature of your complaint?"

"It was empty."

"Were you surprised by this?"

"Yes, I was but..."

"Well. We did promise a surprise package, and given that you were surprised, that's what we delivered."

#surprise #package #microfiction

Two Garden Ornaments Thought to be ‘Worthless Concrete’ Turn Out to be Italian Marble Busts Worth Thousands https://www.allforgardening.com/1844277/two-garden-ornaments-thought-to-be-worthless-concrete-turn-out-to-be-italian-marble-busts-worth-thousands/ #antique #architecture #art #england #garden #history #sculpture #surprise

Two Garden Ornaments Thought to be ‘Worthless Concrete’ Turn Out to be Italian Marble Busts Worth Thousands https://www.allforgardening.com/1844277/two-garden-ornaments-thought-to-be-worthless-concrete-turn-out-to-be-italian-marble-busts-worth-thousands/ #antique #architecture #art #england #garden #history #sculpture #surprise

Two Garden Ornaments Thought to be ‘Worthless Concrete’ Turn Out to be Italian Marble Busts Worth Thousands

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/two-garden-ornaments-thought-to-be-worthless-concrete-turn-out-to-be-italian-marble-busts/

Two Garden Ornaments Thought to be ‘Worthless Concrete’ Turn Out to be Italian Marble Busts Worth Thousands

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/two-garden-ornaments-thought-to-be-worthless-concrete-turn-out-to-be-italian-marble-busts/

A quotation from Trotsky

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man.

Leon Trotsky (1879-1940) Russian politician, Marxist, intellectual, revolutionary [b. Lev Davidovich Bronstein]
Diary, Notebook 2 (1935-05-08) [tr. Zarudnaya (1958)]

More about this quote: wist.info/trotsky-leon/16761/

#quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #trotsky #leontrotsky #aging #expectations #growingold #oldage #surprise #gettingold

A quotation from Trotsky

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man.

Leon Trotsky (1879-1940) Russian politician, Marxist, intellectual, revolutionary [b. Lev Davidovich Bronstein]
Diary, Notebook 2 (1935-05-08) [tr. Zarudnaya (1958)]

More about this quote: wist.info/trotsky-leon/16761/

#quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #trotsky #leontrotsky #aging #expectations #growingold #oldage #surprise #gettingold

🤗☁️🌈☁️🌀🕊️☁️✝️👑💦🪽😇🪽🤍💗❤️🩷🧡🔥⚡✝️👑🛡️🗡️🐎☁️🏳️🍥❤️‍🔥🩷⚡🛡️🗡️🐎☁️😳😱😧🫨😲😮🤯🙀🫪☁️⚡🕊️✝️👑🌀🌐🌏🔥⚡🤗*Being Ready!*You Must Be Ready!🤗💦🏳️🍥❤️‍🔥🩷🛡️🗡️🐎☁️😳😱😧🪽😇🪽🫨😲😮🤯🌐🌏🔥⚡☁️🌈☁️⚡🕊️✝️👑🌀🤍💗❤️🩷🧡🔥⚡✝️👑🛡️🗡️🐎☁️🤗

🤗☁️🌈☁️🙀🫪💦🏳️🍥❤️‍🔥🩷🛡️🗡️🐎☁️😳😱😧🫨🪽😇🪽😲🔥🤍💗❤️🩷🧡😮🤯⚡🕊️☁️✝️👑🌀⚡✝️👑🛡️🗡️🐎🔥⚡✝️👑🛡️🗡️🐎🌐🌏🔥⚡🤗*"You also must be ready!*for the Son of Man is coming at an hour you do not expect!”🤗🙀🫪💦🏳️🍥❤️‍🔥🩷😳😱😧🫨😲😮🤯🕊️☁️🌈☁️🌀⚡✝️👑🛡️🗡️🐎🙀🪽😇🪽🌐🌏🔥⚡🤍💗❤️🩷🧡🔥⚡✝️👑🛡️🗡️🐎☁️🤗

(Luke 12:40)
#Being #Ready
#the #Son #of #Man #is #coming #at #an #hour #you #do #not #expect #CHRIST #JESUS #End #Time #Surprise

🤗☁️🌈☁️🌀🕊️☁️✝️👑💦🪽😇🪽🏳️🍥❤️‍🔥🩷⚡🛡️🗡️🐎☁️😳😱😧🫨😲😮🤯🙀🫪☁️⚡🕊️✝️👑🌀🌐🌏🔥⚡🔥⚡☁️✝️👑🛡️🗡️🐎🔥⚡🌀🤗*Being Ready!*You Must Be Ready!🤗💦🏳️🍥❤️‍🔥🩷🛡️🗡️🐎☁️😳😱😧🪽😇🪽🫨😲😮🤯☁️🌈☁️⚡🕊️✝️👑🌀🌐🌏🔥⚡🤗

🤗☁️🌈☁️🙀🫪💦🏳️🍥❤️‍🔥🩷🛡️🗡️🐎☁️😳😱😧🫨🪽😇🪽😲😮🤯⚡🕊️☁️✝️👑🌀⚡✝️👑🛡️🗡️🐎🌐🌏🔥⚡☁️✝️👑🛡️🗡️🐎🌏🔥⚡☁️✝️👑🛡️🗡️🐎🤗*"You also must be ready!*for the Son of Man is coming at an hour you do not expect!”🤗🙀🫪💦🏳️🍥❤️‍🔥🩷😳😱😧🫨😲😮🤯🕊️☁️🌈☁️🌀⚡✝️👑🛡️🗡️🐎🙀🪽😇🪽🌐🌏🔥⚡🤗

(Luke 12:40)
#Being #Ready
#the #Son #of #Man #is #coming #at #an #hour #you #do #not #expect #CHRIST #JESUS #End #Time #Surprise

*~*Being Ready!*You Must Be Ready!*~*

*~*"You also must be ready!*for the Son of Man is coming at an hour you do not expect!”*~*

(Luke 12:40)

#Being #Ready
#the #Son #of #Man #is #coming #at #an #hour #you #do #not #expect #CHRIST #JESUS #End #Time #Surprise

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CW: ICE detention / immigration enforcement

DHS abandoned 7 of 11 planned ICE detention warehouses after community organizing and lawsuits. The Surprise, AZ warehouse - next to schools, neighborhoods, and chemical storage - is still moving forward.

Sign the petition and contact your reps to demand the Surprise site be abandoned.

https://www.change.org/p/keep-ice-detention-centers-away-from-our-schools-mandate-a-3-mile-safety-buffer-zone

For more alerts, subscribe → https://azadvocacyhub.ghost.io/

#AZImmigration #ICEDetention #Surprise Please boost!

Hetzner decides it's time to throw a #surprise #party 🥳 called "Price Adjustment" where everyone pays more for less... but only if they dare to order after June 15, 2026! 🎉🎈 Who knew #inflation could be this exciting? 🙄
https://docs.hetzner.com/general/infrastructure-and-availability/price-adjustment/#cloud-servers #Hetzner #PriceAdjustment #TechNews #ExcitingChanges #HackerNews #ngated

Boy Finds 2 Million-year-old Tooth From Elephant Ancestor on Beach Walk

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/boy-finds-2-million-year-old-tooth-from-elephant-ancestor-on-beach-walk/

CW: ICE, Detention, Environmental Hazard

The federal government is converting a Surprise warehouse into an ICE detention facility next to schools inside a documented 2.7-mile toxic plume zone. DHS has had no communication with the city about emergency preparedness. Northwest Valley Indivisible is packing Surprise City Council on Jun 16 at 6 PM.

https://www.mobilize.us/event/972143/

Please boost.

#Surprise #ICE #ImmigrantRights #Arizona #Indivisible

prekvapeni v brnenske horni ulici

#czechia #brno #street #photo #kinder #surprise

To my own #surprise I wrote a little #poem

A bald and gloomy, ancient guy runs through the wood,
With no clue why he’s rushing, or for what good.
His shiny pate is flashing bright amidst the trees,
While he leaps like a moose, ignoring all his knees.
This constant movement is the most he’ll ever hold,
In that, he’s just like all of us, or so I’m told.
The lesson drilled in us since we were small and spry:
Even if you’re a bald old man - just keep on fly.

#Writing #WritingCommunity #blog

After Wandering Field All Day He Discovers 16th C. Diamond Ring Using his Metal Detector

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/after-wandering-field-all-day-he-discovers-16th-c-diamond-ring-using-his-metal-detector/

Siskin, one of Raven's babies, has officially taken the prize as the "floppingest" foster bun! He's a champion adorable napper who can usually be found passed out in his favorite tunnel or cuddled up with a blanket. He's got lots of energy when he's awake, but when it's time to relax, he's fully committed! #RavensNest #FosterBunny #Surprise #ThisIsRescue #TriangleRabbits

Man Doubles His Jackpot After Accidentally Buying 2 Winning Lottery Tickets: ‘Best mistake I ever made’

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/man-doubles-his-jackpot-after-accidentally-buying-2-winning-lottery-tickets/

Orcas Returning to UK Coast in Numbers Rarely Seen–With an Acrobatic Flip for Excited Tourists (Watch)

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/orcas-are-returning-to-uk-coast-in-numbers-rarely-seen-watch/

🎉🎈 Surprise! 🎈🎉 The Internet: A place where someone spends 750 words telling us there's still no point in gigabit broadband. 🙄 Six years later, and all we get is a "told you so" from the past! 💾 Maybe, just maybe, we could just enjoy fast #internet instead of debating it like it's philosophy class. 🤔
https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/06/theres-still-no-point-in-gigabit-broadband/ #Surprise #Debate #GigabitBroadband #FastInternet #InternetPhilosophy #HackerNews #ngated