#surprise — Public Fediverse posts

All comedy is based on #surprise.

If audience knows where it’s going, you are doing a #TEDTalk, you are not doing #comedy.

All comedy is based on #surprise.

If audience knows where it’s going, you are doing a #TEDTalk, you are not doing #comedy.

Single Fossil Shows a Pterosaur Eaten by an Ichthyosaur Eaten by a Pliosaur: ‘A 3-Way Chompfest’

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/single-fossil-shows-a-pterosaur-eaten-by-an-ichthyosaur-eaten-by-a-pliosaur-a-3-way-chompfest/

Single Fossil Shows a Pterosaur Eaten by an Ichthyosaur Eaten by a Pliosaur: ‘A 3-Way Chompfest’

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/single-fossil-shows-a-pterosaur-eaten-by-an-ichthyosaur-eaten-by-a-pliosaur-a-3-way-chompfest/

« ORELSAN CONTRE L'EXTRÊME DROITE ? IL INVITE 5 RAPPEUSES ET CASSE LE RAP ET LES FACHOS ! ‎⁨» (via #MathieuBurgalassi) #OrelSan #Rap #JusteShani #Leys #32 #Mandyspie #Surprise #EncoreUneAutre https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRfjmcZYTI4

« ORELSAN CONTRE L'EXTRÊME DROITE ? IL INVITE 5 RAPPEUSES ET CASSE LE RAP ET LES FACHOS ! ‎⁨» (via #MathieuBurgalassi) #OrelSan #Rap #JusteShani #Leys #32 #Mandyspie #Surprise #EncoreUneAutre https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRfjmcZYTI4

Jon, on his afternoon walk is Concerned that a strange rock is walking across the road.
#Chesapeake #NaturePhotography #Dogs #Reptiles #Box turtle #Surprise

Jon, on his afternoon walk is Concerned that a strange rock is walking across the road.
#Chesapeake #NaturePhotography #Dogs #Reptiles #Box turtle #Surprise

#redhead #princess_leia #surprise #funny #cosplay #sexy #costume

#redhead #princess_leia #surprise #funny #cosplay #sexy #costume

Northwest Valley Indivisible says the proposed ICE detention facility in Surprise is paused but not stopped, and that the Mayor and Council met privately with Sen. Gallego about it before recess without telling residents what was said.

The Council meets again August 4. The group wants calls before then asking for a public hearing.

Mayor Kevin Sartor: 623-222-1313. Council: 623-222-1321 to 1326

https://www.mobilize.us/northwestvalleyindivisible/event/997427/

#Arizona #Surprise

Northwest Valley Indivisible says the proposed ICE detention facility in Surprise is paused but not stopped, and that the Mayor and Council met privately with Sen. Gallego about it before recess without telling residents what was said.

The Council meets again August 4. The group wants calls before then asking for a public hearing.

Mayor Kevin Sartor: 623-222-1313. Council: 623-222-1321 to 1326

https://www.mobilize.us/northwestvalleyindivisible/event/997427/

#Arizona #Surprise

A winery and brewery in Winterport are for sale

This story first appeared in the Midcoast Update, a newsletter published every Friday. Sign up here to receive stories about the midcoast delivered to your inbox each week, along with our other newsletters. After nearly 25 years in business, the Winterport Winery and Penobscot Bay Brewery in Winterport has closed.…
#dining #cooking #diet #food #Wine #surprise
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2750912/a-winery-and-brewery-in-winterport-are-for-sale/

A winery and brewery in Winterport are for sale

This story first appeared in the Midcoast Update, a newsletter published every Friday. Sign up here to receive stories about the midcoast delivered to your inbox each week, along with our other newsletters. After nearly 25 years in business, the Winterport Winery and Penobscot Bay Brewery in Winterport has closed.…
#dining #cooking #diet #food #Wine #surprise
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2750912/a-winery-and-brewery-in-winterport-are-for-sale/

A winery and brewery in Winterport are for sale https://www.diningandcooking.com/2750912/a-winery-and-brewery-in-winterport-are-for-sale/ #surprise #Wine

A winery and brewery in Winterport are for sale https://www.diningandcooking.com/2750912/a-winery-and-brewery-in-winterport-are-for-sale/ #surprise #Wine

New Italian restaurant opens in downtown Bangor

Bangor has a new Italian restaurant in the former Carolina’s Sports and Spirits. Mark Greenleaf, who ran Carolina’s and whose LLC still owns the building, intended to retire last ye…
#dining #cooking #diet #food #Italianrestaurants #fooddelivery #Italia #Italian #Italianfooddelivery #ItalianRestaurants #italiano #italy #Restaurants #StaffPhotography #surprise
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2750596/new-italian-restaurant-opens-in-downtown-bangor/

New Italian restaurant opens in downtown Bangor

Bangor has a new Italian restaurant in the former Carolina’s Sports and Spirits. Mark Greenleaf, who ran Carolina’s and whose LLC still owns the building, intended to retire last ye…
#dining #cooking #diet #food #Italianrestaurants #fooddelivery #Italia #Italian #Italianfooddelivery #ItalianRestaurants #italiano #italy #Restaurants #StaffPhotography #surprise
https://www.diningandcooking.com/2750596/new-italian-restaurant-opens-in-downtown-bangor/

New Italian restaurant opens in downtown Bangor https://www.diningandcooking.com/2750596/new-italian-restaurant-opens-in-downtown-bangor/ #FoodDelivery #Italia #Italian #ItalianFoodDelivery #ItalianRestaurants #italiano #italy #Restaurants #StaffPhotography #surprise

New Italian restaurant opens in downtown Bangor https://www.diningandcooking.com/2750596/new-italian-restaurant-opens-in-downtown-bangor/ #FoodDelivery #Italia #Italian #ItalianFoodDelivery #ItalianRestaurants #italiano #italy #Restaurants #StaffPhotography #surprise

Un gémissement lointain a été comme un appel au devoir longtemps attendu.

À Lire ici : https://litix.fr/la-baby-sitter

#NSFW #babysitter #nue #père #surprise

Stumbling Block

It seems I have always been stumbling, tripping over the unintended in a fog of wandering wonder.

The mist has been ever around me, my cloud by day. I am enveloped by mystery.

You do indeed love to surprise me, O God;

two girls find shiny stones in a fountain and their joy chases away the despair at not finding a loved one,

the hospitality of friends lightens the weight upon a heavy chest from a returning to what was and the traveler can breathe again into what will be,

a mother’s words and the night breeze dries a daughter’s tears and she can smile at the deep thrum of a bullfrog,

lovers lie for a moment in the morning and the frustrations of yesterday fade into the quiet beginnings of another day.

It is time then.

I rise up into the bone crackling morning, my body protesting, my spirit already stretching out along the places I will see.

Inside, I find I am ready for more stumbling.

July 29, 2022

Stumbling Block

It seems I have always been stumbling, tripping over the unintended in a fog of wandering wonder.

The mist has been ever around me, my cloud by day. I am enveloped by mystery.

You do indeed love to surprise me, O God;

two girls find shiny stones in a fountain and their joy chases away the despair at not finding a loved one,

the hospitality of friends lightens the weight upon a heavy chest from a returning to what was and the traveler can breathe again into what will be,

a mother’s words and the night breeze dries a daughter’s tears and she can smile at the deep thrum of a bullfrog,

lovers lie for a moment in the morning and the frustrations of yesterday fade into the quiet beginnings of another day.

It is time then.

I rise up into the bone crackling morning, my body protesting, my spirit already stretching out along the places I will see.

Inside, I find I am ready for more stumbling.

July 29, 2022

La femme et le mari vivent leurs fantasmes...

À Lire ici : https://litix.fr/nos-fantasmes-de-couple

#NSFW #culotte #exhibe #exhibition #fantasme #jeux #nu #nue #regarder #sexy #surprise #visage

Man Shocked to Discover Family’s Kitchen Table was Actually His Ancestor’s Qing Dynasty ‘Diploma’

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/man-shocked-to-discover-familys-kitchen-table-was-actually-ancestors-qing-dynasty-diploma/

🌐🌏💛💁‍♀️*[SO AS BELIEVERS!*WHICH MAKES US ALL DECIPLES OF “CHRIST JESUS”(THERE IS AN URGENCY! WITH YOUR OWN SPECIAL GIFTS!*& PACE)*TO LISTEN TO THE ‘HOLY SPIRIT” IN YOUR LOVING HEARTS!*MINDS!*& SOULS TO DO YOUR GIVEN BIT!*TO GENTLY!*& RESPECTFULLY TO BE SPREADING THE WORD OF “CHRIST JESUS!👉

(Mark 16:14-20)
#The #Great #Commission #DECIPLES #CHRIST #JESUS #GOD #HOLY #SPIRIT #Pray #Christian #Heaven #Hope #Faith #Truth #Gentleness #Love #Spreading #Gospel #SURPRISE #THE #LORDS #COMING

🌐🌏💛💁‍♀️*[”JESUS” GAVE US ALL THE RESPONSIBILITY TO ASSIST MANY MORE TO BE SAVED!*& NOT PARISH WHEN THE SURPRISE OF ‘THE DAY OF THE LORD” COMES!*(& LET US ALL REMEMBER NO ONE KNOWS WHEN IT WILL HAPPEN!*ONLY GOD THE FATHER KNOWS!{NOT EVEN HIS SON!}👉

(Mark 16:14-20)
#The #Great #Commission #FOR #DECIPLES #CHRIST #JESUS #GOD #Father #SON #HOLY #SPIRIT #Pray #Christian #Heaven #Hope #Faith #Truth #Gentleness #Love #COURAGEOUS #PREPARED #Spreading #Word #Gospel #FOR #GREAT #SURPRISE #THE #LORDS #COMING

💦💒✝️👑🕊️❤️‍🔥🌏💛💁‍♀️*[BELOVED ”CHRIST JESUS” TAUGHT AS THE “SON OF GOD!”*& GAVE US ALL THE RESPONSIBILITY TO BE CONSCIENTIOUS!*HONEST!*OPENLY GENTLE!*& EACH WITH OUR OWN SPECIAL UNIQUE GIFTS!*& WITH THE GUIDANCE OF THE “HOLY SPIRIT” TO SPREAD AROUND THE WORLD “THE GOSPEL”👉

(Mark 16:14-20)
#The #Great #Commission #CHRIST #JESUS #GOD #HOLY #SPIRIT #World #Pray #Heaven #Hope #Faith #Truth #Gentleness #Love #COURAGEOUS #PREPARED #Spreading #the #Word #Gospel #FOR #SURPRISE #THE #DAY #OF #THE #LORDS #COMING

☁️🌈☁️🦁🫂🛐🤸🏿‍♀️💒🏩💒🫶🏿🫶🫶🏻🌊⛲💦🍉🏄‍♀️🌀🌞🩵🌐🌏🩷💁🏿‍♀️*DEAR BELOVED FRIENDS GOOD SUNDAY MORNING!🌞👉

#CHRIST #JESUS #Sunday #DEVOTIONAL #GOD #Father #SON #SAVIOR #Light #HOLY #SPIRIT #World #Pray #Believe #Christian #Heaven #Hope #Peace #Faith #Truth #Goodness #Kindness #Caring #Hospitality #Gentleness #Unity #PRAYER #Love #One #Another #THANKFULNESS #Praise #BE #ENCOURAGED #AND #COURAGEOUS #AND #PREPARED #AND #HELP #OTHERS #By #Spreading #the #Word #Gospel #FOR #THE #GREAT #SURPRISE #THE #DAY #OF #THE #LORDS #COMING #Amen

☁️🌈☁️🦁🫂🛐🤸🏿‍♀️💒🏩💒🫶🏿🫶🫶🏻🌊⛲💦🍉🏄‍♀️🌀🌞🩵🌐🌏🩷💁🏿‍♀️*DEAR BELOVED FRIENDS AROUND THE WORLD GOOD SUNDAY MORNING!🌞👉

#CHRIST #JESUS #Sunday #DEVOTIONAL #GOD #Father #SON #SAVIOR #Light #HOLY #SPIRIT #World #Pray #Believe #Christian #Heaven #Hope #Peace #Faith #Truth #Goodness #Kindness #Gentleness #Understanding #Everyone #Unity #PRAYER #Love #One #Another #THANKFULNESS #Praise #BE #ENCOURAGED #AND #COURAGEOUS #AND #PREPARED #AND #HELP #OTHERS #By #Spreading #the #Word #Gospel #FOR #THE #GREAT #SURPRISE

⬅️Hintenrum: Dieses Mal schauen wir wieder auf die Schlusslichter.

👉Während das beliebteste Juni-Suchwort "Yoga" mit 214 Einträgen ganz vorne mitfährt, rangieren diese Begriffe – mit nur jeweils fünf Einträgen – ganz am Ende der Liste.

😏"Fotografieren" hätten wir gedacht, würde viel öfter gesucht und auf "Baby" wären wir gar nicht gekommen ... "Fahrrad" finden wir richtig gut.

ℹ️ Alle neun Kurse sind über unseren Linktree buchbar: https://www.wonderl.ink/@vhs.berlin

#VHS #Berlin #Volkshochschule #Bildung #Search #Suchbegriffe #Flop #Surprise

⬅️Hintenrum: Dieses Mal schauen wir wieder auf die Schlusslichter.

👉Während das beliebteste Juni-Suchwort "Yoga" mit 214 Einträgen ganz vorne mitfährt, rangieren diese Begriffe – mit nur jeweils fünf Einträgen – ganz am Ende der Liste.

😏"Fotografieren" hätten wir gedacht, würde viel öfter gesucht und auf "Baby" wären wir gar nicht gekommen ... "Fahrrad" finden wir richtig gut.

ℹ️ Alle neun Kurse sind über unseren Linktree buchbar: https://www.wonderl.ink/@vhs.berlin

#VHS #Berlin #Volkshochschule #Bildung #Search #Suchbegriffe #Flop #Surprise

Guys, I literally forgot that I published a story in the anthology "What Lurks in the Dark" just last year.
I, in fact, forgot the story even existed until today.

I added it to my "publish again" list, and will make it a nifty little cover soon. (:

#ShortStory #Horror #Surprise #MemoryIssues

Guys, I literally forgot that I published a story in the anthology "What Lurks in the Dark" just last year.
I, in fact, forgot the story even existed until today.

I added it to my "publish again" list, and will make it a nifty little cover soon. (:

#ShortStory #Horror #Surprise #MemoryIssues

Je ne sais pas comment c’est arrivé là, mais c’est certainement pas le persil que j’avais planté.

Mais c’est joli, donc je garde 😊.

(La reconnaissance automatique des images d’’Apple me dit que c’est une plante comestible. Je sais pas si je vais m’y risquer à goûter )

#jardinage #surprise #planteenpot #pot

#surprise : an unexpected event

- French: surprise

- German: die Überraschung

- Italian: sorpresa

- Portuguese: surpresa

- Spanish: sorpresa

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UMaine freshman slugger who led America East in homers is transferring https://www.rawchili.com/mlb/746689/ #Baseball #CollegeBaseball #NCAA #NCAABaseball #Surprise

CW: ICE, immigration detention

Surprise's planned ICE detention facility is paused and Northwest Valley Indivisible's pressure campaign got cited in the state's federal lawsuit against it!

NWVI wants Surprise's City Council to lock in a public stance against the facility. Call Mayor Kevin Sartor: 623-222-1313.

-- PLUS --

July 11: NWVI protest in Surprise. https://www.mobilize.us/northwestvalleyindivisible/event/984487/

#Arizona #ICE #Immigration #Surprise Please boost.

CW: ICE, immigration detention

Surprise's planned ICE detention facility is paused and Northwest Valley Indivisible's pressure campaign got cited in the state's federal lawsuit against it!

NWVI wants Surprise's City Council to lock in a public stance against the facility. Call Mayor Kevin Sartor: 623-222-1313.

-- PLUS --

July 11: NWVI protest in Surprise. https://www.mobilize.us/northwestvalleyindivisible/event/984487/

#Arizona #ICE #Immigration #Surprise Please boost.

Surprise Audio Played at Wedding Shocks Everyone When Bride Accurately Predicts Husband’s Name as a 4-Year-old

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/surprise-audio-played-at-wedding-shocks-groom-and-everyone-else-when-bride-accurately-predicts-her-husbands-name-as-a-4-year-old/

Surprise Audio Played at Wedding Shocks Everyone When Bride Accurately Predicts Husband’s Name as a 4-Year-old

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/surprise-audio-played-at-wedding-shocks-groom-and-everyone-else-when-bride-accurately-predicts-her-husbands-name-as-a-4-year-old/

Aroostook town turns unused land into a spot that grows connections https://www.allforgardening.com/1852812/aroostook-town-turns-unused-land-into-a-spot-that-grows-connections/ #garden #gardening #GardeningIreland #surprise

Two Garden Ornaments Thought to be ‘Worthless Concrete’ Turn Out to be Italian Marble Busts Worth Thousands https://www.allforgardening.com/1844277/two-garden-ornaments-thought-to-be-worthless-concrete-turn-out-to-be-italian-marble-busts-worth-thousands/ #antique #architecture #art #england #garden #history #sculpture #surprise

Two Garden Ornaments Thought to be ‘Worthless Concrete’ Turn Out to be Italian Marble Busts Worth Thousands

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/two-garden-ornaments-thought-to-be-worthless-concrete-turn-out-to-be-italian-marble-busts/

A quotation from Trotsky

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man.

Leon Trotsky (1879-1940) Russian politician, Marxist, intellectual, revolutionary [b. Lev Davidovich Bronstein]
Diary, Notebook 2 (1935-05-08) [tr. Zarudnaya (1958)]

More about this quote: wist.info/trotsky-leon/16761/

#quote #quotes #quotation #qotd #trotsky #leontrotsky #aging #expectations #growingold #oldage #surprise #gettingold