#vol61issue46 — Public Fediverse posts

Ron Howard Molts Baseball Cap To Grow Warmer Hat For Winter

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/ron-howard-molts-baseball-cap-to-grow-warmer-hat-for-winter/

Rival On AnimeNation.com Up To His Usual Horseshit

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/rival-on-animenation-com-up-to-his-usual-horseshit/

All The Questions You Have About K-Pop, Answered

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/all-the-questions-you-have-about-k-pop-answered/

Study Finds 98% Recidivism Rate Among Americans Who Burn Mouths On Hot Food

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/study-finds-98-recidivism-rate-among-americans-who-burn-mouths-on-hot-food/

Biden Grateful He’s Not Alive To See What Trump Doing To Country

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/biden-grateful-hes-not-alive-to-see-what-trump-doing-to-country/

AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/ai-chatbot-that-only-responds-huh-valued-at-200-billion/

ICE Agent Scores Easy Win By Deporting Own Family

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/ice-agent-scores-easy-win-by-deporting-own-family/

White House Denies Flickering, Green Trump A Hologram

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/white-house-denies-flickering-green-trump-a-hologram/