#vol62issue11 — Public Fediverse posts

Florida Hospital Sues To Evict Patient Discharged 5 Months Ago

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/florida-hospital-sues-to-evict-patient-discharged-5-months-ago/

Lawmakers Buy Waterfall On Redfin

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/lawmakers-buy-waterfall-on-redfin/

ABC Cancels Mormonism

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/abc-cancels-mormonism/

ABC Cancels Mormonism

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/abc-cancels-mormonism/

ABC Cancels Mormonism

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/abc-cancels-mormonism/

ABC Cancels Mormonism

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/abc-cancels-mormonism/

Youth Hockey Banquet Spent Convincing Heavyset Teammate To Eat Copious Amounts Of Butter Squares

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/end-of-year-youth-hockey-banquet-spent-convincing-heavyset-teammate-to-eat-copious-amounts-of-butter-squares/

98-Year-Old Federal Judge Appeals Suspension For Mental Fitness

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/98-year-old-federal-judge-appeals-suspension-for-mental-fitness/

Sabrina Carpenter Sends Especially Hot Concertgoer To Fuzzy Pink Electric Chair

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/sabrina-carpenter-sends-especially-hot-concertgoer-to-fuzzy-pink-electric-chair/

3,800 Workers Strike At Massive Meatpacking Plant

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/3800-workers-strike-at-massive-meatpacking-plant/

Live Action Short Film Winner Celebrates By Taking Oscar To In-N-Out Shift

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/live-action-short-film-winner-celebrates-by-taking-oscar-to-in-n-out-shift/

Unemployed Man Considers Going Back To School To Become AI

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/unemployed-man-considers-going-back-to-school-to-become-ai/

Beautiful Dream About Blowing Own Brains Out Interrupted By Work Alarm

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/beautiful-dream-about-blowing-own-brains-out-interrupted-by-work-alarm/

Everything Son Got At School Book Fair About Medieval Torture Again

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/everything-son-got-at-school-book-fair-about-medieval-torture-again/

Travis Kelce Bummed Fiancée Signed Him Up For NFL Again

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/travis-kelce-bummed-fiancee-signed-him-up-for-nfl-again/

Kylie Jenner Gushes Over Partner Michael B. Jordan

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/kylie-jenner-gushes-over-partner-michael-b-jordan/

Friends, Coworkers Announce Plan To Gang Up On Depressed Man Right When He Feels Worst

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/friends-coworkers-announce-plan-to-gang-up-on-depressed-man-right-when-he-feels-worst/

‘Good Oscars, Good Oscars,’ Repeat Nominees In Forced Post-Ceremony Handshake Line

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/good-oscars-good-oscars-repeat-nominees-in-forced-post-ceremony-handshake-line/

Joel Edgerton Going Nuts In Hopes Of Getting On Oscars Jumbotron

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/joel-edgerton-going-nuts-in-hopes-of-getting-on-oscars-jumbotron/

Timothée Chalamet Kicked Out Of Oscars For Bringing In Outside Award

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/timothee-chalamet-kicked-out-of-oscars-for-bringing-in-outside-award/