#vol62issue6 — Public Fediverse posts

Bobby Hanlon

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/bobby-hanlon/

What’s Our Health Insurance Denying?

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/whats-our-health-insurance-denying/

Aaron Petrov

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/aaron-petrov/

Everyone In Conversation Under Different Impression As To Which Horrific News Being Discussed

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/everyone-in-conversation-under-different-impression-as-to-which-horrific-news-being-discussed/

Dad Demands Youth Coach Play Unathletic Son Less

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/dad-demands-youth-coach-play-unathletic-son-less/

Tara Knox and Sean Blackwell

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/tara-knox-and-sean-blackwell/

Man Horrified To Find Self Seeking Community Online

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/man-horrified-to-find-self-seeking-community-online/

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With JD Vance

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-jd-vance/

Susan Westbrook

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/susan-westbrook/

Great For Streaming TV And Jerking Off

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/great-for-streaming-tv-and-jerking-off/

CIA Under Fire For Arming Group Of Rowdy 7-Year-Olds

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/cia-under-fire-for-arming-group-of-rowdy-7-year-olds/

Just When I Thought The World Couldn’t Get Any Worse, My Wife Makes Me Go To A Play

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/just-when-i-thought-the-world-couldnt-get-any-worse-my-wife-makes-me-go-to-a-play/

Ben Landau and William Roth

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/ben-landau-and-william-roth/

‘Sidewalk Closed’ Sign Leaves Pedestrians Frightened, Wandering Helplessly

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/sidewalk-closed-sign-leaves-pedestrians-frightened-wandering-helplessly/

Rob Kardashian Sells Timothée Chalamet Bag Of Oregano

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/rob-kardashian-sells-timothee-chalamet-bag-of-oregano/

Authorities Unearth Mass Grave Of Trump Advisors

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/authorities-unearth-mass-grave-of-trump-advisors/

Rob Kardashian Sells Timothée Chalamet Bag Of Oregano

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/rob-kardashian-sells-timothee-chalamet-bag-of-oregano/

Your Doppelgänger’s House

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/your-doppelgangers-house/

Masturbating Man Keeping Eye On Game

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/masturbating-man-keeping-eye-on-game/

Authorities Unearth Mass Grave Of Trump Advisors

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/authorities-unearth-mass-grave-of-trump-advisors/

Yankees Appearance Policy Amended To Allow Extreme Body Modification

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/yankees-appearance-policy-amended-to-allow-extreme-body-modification/

God Discontinues The Pebble

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/god-discontinues-the-pebble/

Surrogate Not Allowed On Furniture

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/surrogate-not-allowed-on-furniture/

Teresa Cox

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/teresa-cox/

Trump Shares Recipe For Famous ‘Better Than Pedophilia’ Cake

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-shares-recipe-for-famous-better-than-pedophilia-cake/

Customer Waits Until Barista Watching To Disarm Gunman

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/customer-waits-until-barista-watching-to-disarm-gunman/

Delaney Airhart and Jack Trusler

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/delaney-airhart-and-jack-trusler/

‘Garfield’ Director Begs Chris Pratt To Stop Ad-Libbing Bible Verses

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/garfield-director-begs-chris-pratt-to-stop-ad-libbing-bible-verses/

Customer Waits Until Barista Watching To Disarm Gunman

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/customer-waits-until-barista-watching-to-disarm-gunman/

Trump Shares Recipe For Famous ‘Better Than Pedophilia’ Cake

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-shares-recipe-for-famous-better-than-pedophilia-cake/

ICE Taps BTK Killer To Design New Migrant Detention Center

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/ice-taps-btk-killer-to-design-new-migrant-detention-center/

Derek Sanders

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/derek-sanders/

Hibernation-Ready

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/hibernation-ready/

Giving Up Too Much Work

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/giving-up-too-much-work/

RFK Jr. Sucks Measles Vaccine Out Of Infant

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-sucks-measles-vaccine-out-of-infant/

Foreign Exchange Student Doesn’t Realize He’s Being Bullied

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/foreign-exchange-student-doesnt-realize-hes-being-bullied/

Finnish Ski Jumping Team Caught Tampering With Earth’s Gravitational Field

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/finnish-ski-jumping-team-caught-tampering-with-earths-gravitational-field/

‘I Don’t Know How And It’s Not My Event’: Simone Biles On Her Decision Not To Snowboard At The Winter Olympics

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/i-dont-know-how-and-its-not-my-event-simone-biles-on-her-decision-not-to-snowboard-at-the-winter-olympics/

Kid Rock Sells Entire Music Catalog For Extra-Large Bucket Of Cheese Balls

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/kid-rock-sells-entire-music-catalog-for-extra-large-bucket-of-cheese-balls/

Pitchers And Catchers Report To Spring Training Dance

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/pitchers-and-catchers-report-to-spring-training-dance/

U.S. Gains Almost No Jobs In 2025

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/u-s-gains-almost-no-jobs-in-2025/

Non-Biathlon Skier Would Also Like Gun

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/non-biathlon-skier-would-also-like-gun/

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance (‘¡Dios Mío!’ Cry Millions Of Panicking Republicans)

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/

Football-Themed Napkins At Super Bowl Party Too Nonabsorbent, Painful To Use On Mouth

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/football-themed-napkins-at-super-bowl-party-too-nonabsorbent-painful-to-use-on-mouth/

Guy At Super Bowl Party Brought Football For Some Reason

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/guy-at-super-bowl-party-brought-football-for-some-reason/