#vol62issue6 — Public Fediverse posts

Rob Kardashian Sells Timothée Chalamet Bag Of Oregano

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/rob-kardashian-sells-timothee-chalamet-bag-of-oregano/

Authorities Unearth Mass Grave Of Trump Advisors

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/authorities-unearth-mass-grave-of-trump-advisors/

Customer Waits Until Barista Watching To Disarm Gunman

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/customer-waits-until-barista-watching-to-disarm-gunman/

Trump Shares Recipe For Famous ‘Better Than Pedophilia’ Cake

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-shares-recipe-for-famous-better-than-pedophilia-cake/

RFK Jr. Sucks Measles Vaccine Out Of Infant

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-sucks-measles-vaccine-out-of-infant/

Foreign Exchange Student Doesn’t Realize He’s Being Bullied

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/foreign-exchange-student-doesnt-realize-hes-being-bullied/