#vol62issue20 — Public Fediverse posts

H&R Block Location Mistaken For ‘Backrooms’ Fan Event

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/hr-block-location-mistaken-for-backrooms-fan-event/

Democrats Release 2024 Election Autopsy

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/democrats-release-2024-election-autopsy/

Ob-Gyn Warns Alex Cooper To Avoid Public Feuds In First Trimester

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/ob-gyn-warns-alex-cooper-to-avoid-public-feuds-in-first-trimester/

Cruel Stage Mom Shoves 100 Milligrams Of Adderall Down Grogu’s Throat

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/cruel-stage-mom-shoves-100-milligrams-of-adderall-down-grogus-throat/

Pros And Cons Of Non-Grass Lawns

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/pros-and-cons-of-non-grass-lawns/

Pros And Cons Of Non-Grass Lawns

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/pros-and-cons-of-non-grass-lawns/

Anti-Aging Millionaire Announces He Has Split Back Into Sperm And Egg

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/anti-aging-millionaire-announces-he-has-split-back-into-sperm-and-egg/

RFK Jr. Rushed To Gym After Heart Attack

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-rushed-to-gym-after-heart-attack/

Chase Reminds Customers To Only Share Banking Information With People Who Seem Nice

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/chase-reminds-customers-to-only-share-banking-information-with-people-who-seem-nice/

Chase Reminds Customers To Only Share Banking Information With People Who Seem Nice

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/chase-reminds-customers-to-only-share-banking-information-with-people-who-seem-nice/

MLB Attempts To Reduce Human Error With New Electronic Bat Boys

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/mlb-attempts-to-reduce-human-error-with-new-electronic-bat-boys/

MLB Attempts To Reduce Human Error With New Electronic Bat Boys

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/mlb-attempts-to-reduce-human-error-with-new-electronic-bat-boys/

Tiger Woods Completes 12-Step AA Program In 9

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/tiger-woods-completes-12-step-aa-program-in-9/

Questions Grow Over Mystery Of Missing Legislative Branch

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/questions-grow-over-mystery-of-missing-legislative-branch/

Mom Mails Son Jar She Needs Opened

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/mom-mails-son-jar-she-needs-opened/

U.S. Indicts Former Cuban President

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/u-s-indicts-former-cuban-president/

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander Trying To Draw Foul While Shooting Free Throw

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/shai-gilgeous-alexander-trying-to-draw-foul-while-shooting-free-throw/

Student Council Treasurer’s Deepest Convictions Tested By Access To $52 In Singles

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/student-council-treasurers-deepest-convictions-tested-by-access-to-52-in-singles/

Kyle Richards Menacingly Circles ‘Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives’ Spinoff Shoot

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/kyle-richards-menacingly-circles-secret-lives-of-mormon-wives-spinoff-shoot/

The Iran War By The Numbers

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/the-iran-war-by-the-numbers/

Nation Begs Frozen Fruit Companies To Keep The Giant Flavorless Blackberries Coming

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/nation-begs-frozen-fruit-companies-to-keep-the-giant-flavorless-blackberries-coming/

Nation Begs Frozen Fruit Companies To Keep The Giant Flavorless Blackberries Coming

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/nation-begs-frozen-fruit-companies-to-keep-the-giant-flavorless-blackberries-coming/

Alex Honnold Has Panic Attack At Top Of Step Ladder

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/alex-honnold-has-panic-attack-at-top-of-step-ladder/

Rawlings Donates 50,000 Baseball Gloves To Ukrainian War Effort

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/rawlings-donates-50000-baseball-gloves-to-ukrainian-war-effort/

Study Finds Gen Z Adults Moving Home For Better Access To Triscuits

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/study-finds-gen-z-adults-moving-home-for-better-access-to-triscuits/

Squirrel Unaware He Embroiled In Months-Long Feud With Homeowner

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/squirrel-unaware-he-embroiled-in-months-long-feud-with-homeowner/

Study Finds Gen Z Adults Moving Home For Better Access To Triscuits

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/study-finds-gen-z-adults-moving-home-for-better-access-to-triscuits/

Alex Honnold Has Panic Attack At Top Of Step Ladder

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/alex-honnold-has-panic-attack-at-top-of-step-ladder/

Rawlings Donates 50,000 Baseball Gloves To Ukrainian War Effort

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/rawlings-donates-50000-baseball-gloves-to-ukrainian-war-effort/

Cannes Jury Sneaks Off To Watch ‘Mortal Kombat II’

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/cannes-jury-sneaks-off-to-watch-mortal-kombat-ii/

Sweaty Ass Print On Rowing Machine Already Fading Like All Of Our Earthly Works

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/sweaty-ass-print-on-rowing-machine-already-fading-like-all-of-our-earthly-works/

NASA Announces Rover Has Found Beauty In The Mundane On Mars

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/nasa-announces-rover-has-found-beauty-in-the-mundane-on-mars/

BTS Fans Warned Flash Photography Will Trigger J-Hope’s Assassination Protocol

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/bts-fans-warned-flash-photography-will-trigger-j-hopes-assassination-protocol/

Calves and Have-Nots

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/calves-and-have-nots/

Terrified Introvert One Away From Bingo

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/terrified-introvert-one-away-from-bingo/

BTS Fans Warned Flash Photography Will Trigger J-Hope’s Assassination Protocol

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/bts-fans-warned-flash-photography-will-trigger-j-hopes-assassination-protocol/

Even Shaq Surprised To Learn He’s The New Spokesman For DivaCup

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/even-shaq-surprised-to-learn-hes-the-new-spokesman-for-divacup/

JD Vance Disavows Trump’s Handling Of Iran War As Brilliant Strategy By An Impeccable Genius

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/jd-vance-disavows-trumps-handling-of-iran-war-as-brilliant-strategy-by-an-impeccable-genius/

Kash Patel Goes Snorkeling At Pearl Harbor Memorial

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/kash-patel-goes-snorkeling-at-pearl-harbor-memorial/

Respect For Friend Drops After Reading Book They Recommended

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/respect-for-friend-drops-after-reading-book-they-recommended/

Financial Experts Recommend Putting Tax Return Toward Dream Sandwich

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/financial-experts-recommend-putting-tax-return-toward-dream-sandwich/

Commencement Speaker Addresses Impenetrable Cloud Of Vape Smoke

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/commencement-speaker-addresses-impenetrable-cloud-of-vape-smoke/