#vol62issue16 — Public Fediverse posts

Over 200,000 Heated Socks Recalled Due To Burns

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/over-200000-heated-socks-recalled-due-to-burns/

U.K. Passes Lifetime Smoking Ban For People Born After 2008

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/u-k-passes-lifetime-smoking-ban-for-people-born-after-2008/

Steve Jobs’ Fist Bursts Through Grave Clutching Crude Drawing Of Something Called ‘The Octomac’

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/steve-jobs-fist-bursts-through-grave-clutching-crude-drawing-of-something-called-the-octomac/

Study Finds Gen Z Drinking Fewer Flagons Of Mead Than Medieval Generations

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/study-finds-gen-z-drinking-fewer-flagons-of-mead-than-medieval-generations/

Trump Conducts Marathon Reading Of Arby’s Menu In Appeal To Meat Lovers

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-conducts-marathon-reading-of-arbys-menu-in-appeal-to-meat-lovers/

Grindr To Host White House Correspondents Dinner Party

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/grindr-to-host-white-house-correspondents-dinner-party/

Humanoid Robot Beats Human Half-Marathon Record

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/humanoid-robot-beats-human-half-marathon-record/

Apple Backs Up Tim Cook’s Memories To Port Over Into Next CEO

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/apple-backs-up-tim-cooks-memories-to-port-over-into-next-ceo/

Soybean Wishes It Could Just Be A Soybean And Have That Be Enough

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/soybean-wishes-it-could-just-be-a-soybean-and-have-that-be-enough/

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Lena Dunham

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-lena-dunham/

Man Finally Good Enough At New Hobby To Understand How Bad He Is At It

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/man-finally-good-enough-at-new-hobby-to-understand-how-bad-he-is-at-it/