#vol62issue14 — Public Fediverse posts

Dugout Floor Covered In Spat-Out Clamshells

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/dugout-floor-covered-in-spat-out-clamshells/

Tim Wallace

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/tim-wallace/

Susan Rios and Nick Dawson

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/susan-rios-and-nick-dawson/

Adam Silver Acknowledges Declining Ratings May Have Something To Do With How He Looks

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/adam-silver-acknowledges-declining-ratings-may-have-something-to-do-with-how-he-looks/

Why Do We Have A Meeting With HR?

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/why-do-we-have-a-meeting-with-hr/

USDA Fills Key Advisory Role With Prominent Chewing Skeptic

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/usda-fills-key-advisory-role-with-prominent-chewing-skeptic/

USDA Fills Key Advisory Role With Prominent Chewing Skeptic

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/usda-fills-key-advisory-role-with-prominent-chewing-skeptic/

Sue Klepper

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/sue-klepper/

National Opera Lays Off 200 Phantoms

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/national-opera-lays-off-200-phantoms/

NASA Discovers Concerning Lump On Mars

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/nasa-discovers-concerning-lump-on-mars/

One Day I Woke Up And There Were Two Of Me

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/one-day-i-woke-up-and-there-were-two-of-me/

TJ Maxx Adds Meat

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/tj-maxx-adds-meat/

History Of Boy Bands

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/history-of-boy-bands/

Yak Hopes They Never Stop Making Grass

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/yak-hopes-they-never-stop-making-grass/

Caroline Watters and Kevin Rice

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/caroline-watters-and-kevin-rice/

Jillian

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/jillian/

Crowd Boos After Little Boy Steals Foul Ball From Adorable 42-Year-Old Man

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/crowd-boos-after-little-boy-steals-foul-ball-from-adorable-42-year-old-man/

History Of Boy Bands

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/history-of-boy-bands/

Yak Hopes They Never Stop Making Grass

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/yak-hopes-they-never-stop-making-grass/

TJ Maxx Adds Meat

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/tj-maxx-adds-meat/

Study: Average Woman Prefers Partner Who Is Member Of ZZ Top

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/study-average-woman-prefers-partner-who-is-member-of-zz-top/

Study: Average Woman Prefers Partner Who Is Member Of ZZ Top

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/study-average-woman-prefers-partner-who-is-member-of-zz-top/

MLB Players Share Their ‘Welcome To The Show’ Moment

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/mlb-players-share-their-welcome-to-the-show-moment/

Don Carnegie

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/don-carnegie/

Trump Sees Hunter Biden   Smoking Crack On Wing Of Air Force One

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-sees-hunter-biden-smoking-crack-on-wing-of-air-force-one/

MTA Rider Gives Up Seat To Pregnant Rat

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/mta-rider-gives-up-seat-to-pregnant-rat/

Just A Birthmark

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/just-a-birthmark/

Brood Of Disney Child Stars Emerges From Ground

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/brood-of-disney-child-stars-emerges-from-ground/

City’s Beautification Initiative Hamstrung By Commitment To Local Artists

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/citys-beautification-initiative-hamstrung-by-commitment-to-local-artists/

Hungover ‘Antiques Roadshow’ Expert Pulls Another   Appraisal Out Of Her Ass

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/hungover-antiques-roadshow-expert-pulls-another-appraisal-out-of-her-ass/

The World Would Be A Much Different Place If Hillary Clinton Had Won The 2016 Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/the-world-would-be-a-much-different-place-if-hillary-clinton-had-won-the-2016-nathans-hot-dog-eating-contest/

‘Take Us To Your Biggest Pedophile’ Demand Surprisingly Politically Informed Aliens

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/take-us-to-your-biggest-pedophile-demand-surprisingly-politically-informed-aliens/

The World Would Be A Much Different Place If Hillary Clinton Had Won The 2016 Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/the-world-would-be-a-much-different-place-if-hillary-clinton-had-won-the-2016-nathans-hot-dog-eating-contest/

‘Take Us To Your Biggest Pedophile’ Demand Surprisingly Politically Informed Aliens

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/take-us-to-your-biggest-pedophile-demand-surprisingly-politically-informed-aliens/

Harvard Faces Pressure To Fire Confederate Generals

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/harvard-faces-pressure-to-fire-confederate-generals/

Damn It, Mom’s Totally Going To Make You Host Christmas Now

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/damn-it-moms-totally-going-to-make-you-host-christmas-now/

Anya Lopez and Sara Jarrett

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/anya-lopez-and-sara-jarrett/

MAHA Voter Feels Betrayed   By Continued Survival Of Own Children

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/maha-voter-feels-betrayed-by-continued-survival-of-own-children/

Palantir Acquires Pentagon For $800 Billion

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/palantir-acquires-pentagon-for-800-billion/

Washington Wizards Announce Founding Wizard Dead At 682

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/washington-wizards-announce-founding-wizard-dead-at-682/

Only 11 Hours From The Beach

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/only-11-hours-from-the-beach/

Automatic U.S. Military Draft Registration To Begin By December

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/automatic-u-s-military-draft-registration-to-begin-by-december/

Cocaine, Caffeine Detected In Sharks

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/cocaine-caffeine-detected-in-sharks/

MLB Rookie Still Can’t Believe The Sunflower Seeds Are Free

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/mlb-rookie-still-cant-believe-the-sunflower-seeds-are-free/

Pros And Cons Of Phone-Free Concerts

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/pros-and-cons-of-phone-free-concerts/

‘Hot Ones’ Host Begs BTS To Stop Dancing And Try Wings

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/hot-ones-host-begs-bts-to-stop-dancing-and-try-wings/

Passenger Gives Birth Mid-Flight

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/passenger-gives-birth-mid-flight/

NASA’s Artemis II Mission By The Numbers

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/nasas-artemis-ii-mission-by-the-numbers/

Bari Weiss Attempts To Boost Ratings By Kidnapping Tony Dokoupil’s Mom

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/bari-weiss-attempts-to-boost-ratings-by-kidnapping-tony-dokoupils-mom/

Social Media Users Sour On Democracy

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/social-media-users-sour-on-democracy/