#vol62issue1 — Public Fediverse posts

The Best Books To Motivate And Inspire You

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/the-best-books-to-motivate-and-inspire-you/

The Best Books To Motivate And Inspire You

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/the-best-books-to-motivate-and-inspire-you/

One Of Nation’s Oldest Newspapers Shutters After Almost 240 Years

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/one-of-nations-oldest-newspapers-shutters-after-almost-240-years/

One Of Nation’s Oldest Newspapers Shutters After Almost 240 Years

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/one-of-nations-oldest-newspapers-shutters-after-almost-240-years/

Caleb Williams Signals Boisterous Chicago Home Crowd To Eat Less Loudly

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/caleb-williams-signals-boisterous-chicago-home-crowd-to-eat-less-loudly/

‘We’ll Take It From Here, Boys,’ Says Kash Patel To Confused Minneapolis Mail Carrier

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/well-take-it-from-here-boys-says-kash-patel-to-confused-minneapolis-mail-carrier/

DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/dhs-releases-watchlist-of-mothers-driving-cars/

JD Vance Claims Renée Good Had No Authority To Be Alive In First Place

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/jd-vance-claims-renee-good-had-no-authority-to-be-alive-in-first-place/

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Stephen Miller

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-stephen-miller/

Fox News Sends Trump Quarterly Tithe Of 3 Blond Anchors

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/fox-news-sends-trump-quarterly-tithe-of-3-blond-anchors/

U.K. Bans Junk Food Advertisements

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/u-k-bans-junk-food-advertisements/

U.K. Bans Junk Food Advertisements

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/u-k-bans-junk-food-advertisements/

DHS Warns Any Action By Americans Will Be Treated As Domestic Terrorism

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/dhs-warns-any-action-by-americans-will-be-treated-as-domestic-terrorism/

DHS Warns Any Action By Americans Will Be Treated As Domestic Terrorism

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/dhs-warns-any-action-by-americans-will-be-treated-as-domestic-terrorism/

Kristi Noem Calls Fatal Minneapolis Shooting Cathartic

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-calls-fatal-minneapolis-shooting-cathartic/

RFK Jr. Recommends Drinking Anything That Comes Out Of Cow

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-recommends-drinking-anything-that-comes-out-of-cow/

RFK Jr. Recommends Drinking Anything That Comes Out Of Cow

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-recommends-drinking-anything-that-comes-out-of-cow/

CDC Scales Back Child Vaccine Schedule

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/cdc-scales-back-child-vaccine-schedule/

RFK Jr. Scales Back Childhood Mortality Schedule

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-scales-back-childhood-mortality-schedule/

Chevron CEO Sure In Good Mood This Week

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/chevron-ceo-sure-in-good-mood-this-week/

Chevron CEO Sure In Good Mood This Week

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/chevron-ceo-sure-in-good-mood-this-week/

Lost Jan. 6 Rioter Still Searching Capitol Building For Mike Pence

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/lost-jan-6-rioter-still-searching-capitol-building-for-mike-pence/

Steph Curry Finally Finishes Eating Mouthguard

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/steph-curry-finally-finishes-eating-mouthguard/

Mark Kelly Punished With Expulsion To Outer Space

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/mark-kelly-punished-with-expulsion-to-outer-space/

NASA Discovers Distant Planet With Conditions That Could Sustain Rocks

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/nasa-discovers-distant-planet-with-conditions-that-could-sustain-rocks/

NASA Discovers Distant Planet With Conditions That Could Sustain Rocks

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/nasa-discovers-distant-planet-with-conditions-that-could-sustain-rocks/

British Teen Returning From Semester In U.S. Regales Friends With Tale Of Food That Tastes Good

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/british-teen-returning-from-semester-in-u-s-regales-friends-with-tale-of-food-that-tastes-good/

British Teen Returning From Semester In U.S. Regales Friends With Tale Of Food That Tastes Good

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/british-teen-returning-from-semester-in-u-s-regales-friends-with-tale-of-food-that-tastes-good/

Trump Claims He Will Marry Maduro’s Wife Until Suitable Replacement Found

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-will-marry-maduros-wife-until-suitable-replacement-found/

Congress: ‘If You Wanted An Expensive Foreign War, All You Had To Do Was Ask’

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/congress-if-you-wanted-an-expensive-foreign-war-all-you-had-to-do-was-ask/

Publishers Break Down Door As George R.R. Martin Escapes Through Bathroom Window

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/publishers-break-down-door-as-george-r-r-martin-escapes-through-bathroom-window/

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

https://web.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/nicolas-maduro-charged-with-felony-oil-possession/

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/nicolas-maduro-charged-with-felony-oil-possession/

Panicked xAI Technicians Frantically Throw Levers To Find The One Controlling Grok’s Pedophilia

https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://theonion.com/panicked-xai-technicians-frantically-throw-levers-to-find-the-one-controlling-groks-pedophilia/