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RE: https://psiren.eu/@PSiReN/116572041362380738

#Now... #IF you can't #RememberTheRules...

Can't #Vote; won't #Vote...

#NoAccordionNoVote...

We've #AlreadyPaid our #LicenceFee; #So...

#WelcomeToTheBBC...

#YouAreWelcome...

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#Meanwhile... #WelcomeToTheBBC...

#Eurovision2026...

I'm #JustGoingToSay what #Everyone's #Thinking... #IT's #NotNews; #OrAnything...

#NewPowerCoupling: #RylanAndAngela...

#TheRapport; #MuchMoreFluid than #CrustyOldScottMills... #WhoeverHeWas...

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#NoALTText #ALTText #AvailableOnDemand #SquirrelsOnline #GameOfRisk

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingTheWeekendNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#WelcomeToTheBBC...

[#StillContains #ZeroPerCent #BigBlackCocks]

#SomeVoting has #Happened... And, #IT's #Still #JollySunny in #TheOutside...

#MoreNotNewsToFollow... With #Updates...

For #TheUpdates...!

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#WorkingAsIntended #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #StillNotYule #SomewhereInEurope #WeekendAtBernies

RE: https://psiren.eu/@PSiReN/114211819359583498

#WelcomeToTheBBC...

#QuoteToots are #StillQuiteCool...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFunTimeFridayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#WelcomeToTheBBC...

[#Contains #ZeroPerCent #BigBlackCocks]

#SomeVoting has #Happened... And, #IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside...

#MoreNotNewsToFollow... With #Updates...

For #TheUpdates...!

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#WorkingAsIntended #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #StillNotYule #SomewhereInEurope

#Meanwhile...

#WelcomeToTheBBC...

In #Today's #UnpopularOpinion...

#AmateurAssHat, #TimothéeChalamet... #TotallyOverRated...

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#AndCounting #BeingEuropean #BeingLegal #TotallyLegal #TooOldForALTText

#WelcomeToTheBBC...

With #TheRightStaff™️

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#AgeVerification #NoAgeVerificationRequired #ShutUpHeather #VeryGoodBing #TooOldForALTText

#Meanwhile... #IF #LaurenceFaux would #Like to #SwingBy and #FallOff "his" #Horse... #Again

#OurNightingaleHospital #SurgicalWard is #FullyOperational...

#AlsoStillAvailable in #PlumAndRusty...

#WelcomeToTheBBC...

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#AgeVerification #NoAgeVerificationRequired #ShutUpHeather

#WelcomeToTheBBC...

In #Today's #UnpopularOpinion...

#MichaelJackson: #ThisIsIT - #ThatWasThat...

#YouAreWelcome

#WhatsNext...?

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#BluRayDisc #CellophaneWrapping #StillIncluded #AgeVerification #NoAgeVerificationRequired

#WelcomeToTheBBC...

#SomeFootball is #GoingToHappen... #Maybe...

#OneDay... #Someone is going to #HaveTo #ExplainFootball... #Properly...

#ButNotToday...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #BeingLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud #StillNoALTText

#WelcomeToTheBBC...

#IT's #TheNineties... #Again...!

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#Meanwhile...

#WelcomeToTheBBC...

In #Today's #UnpopularOpinion...

#AmateurAssHat, #TimothéeChalamet... #TotallyOverRated...

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#AndCounting #BeingEuropean #BeingLegal #TotallyLegal #HHGTTG

#WelcomeToTheBBC...

#Contains #ZeroPercent #BigBlackCocks...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

And, 4: #StopBeingHitler... #IT's #TheNewRules

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An #Outage at #Microsoft, you say...?

#NoOutageHere... What #MSOutage...?

#WelcomeToTheBBC...

#SomeFootballing has #Happened and #SomeCricket; #WhateverThatIs...

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And, #WelcomeToTheBBC...

#PrinceVultan is #Reading #TheNotNews...

[#ContentWarning: #BrianBlessed says #Fuck #QuiteALot]

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#WelcomeToTheBBC...

Without the #SuperflousAds and all the #Clickbait / #Malvertising

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#AcornAntiques: #NotTheMusical!

#WelcomeToTheBBC...

"... where a gameshow host forms a human pyramid with muscular male weather presenters wearing kilts and heavy muddy boots in a game of pachinko..."

#IT could #AlmostJustify the #LicenceFee...

We #Still haven't #Watched a #SingleEpisode of #Strictly... Nor, #LoveIsland; #So...

#WeCannaeComment...

#StillCannaeComment

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#Meanwhile... #WelcomeToTheBBC...

#Over in #TheFormerUnitedStatesOfAmerica...

#Quote: "Almost all the converts I meet have opted to home-school their offspring, partly because they believe women should prioritise their families rather than their careers."

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c30q5l8d4lro

#Meanwhile...

#WelcomeToTheBBC...

In #Today's #UnpopularOpinion...

#TheTimeLords' #DoctorinTheTardis is #Basically #TigerFeet with #FancyHats...

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#Meanwhile...

#WelcomeToTheBBC...

In #Today's #UnpopularOpinion...

We've been #Watching #SomeSherlock and #Reached a #Consensus...

We #QuiteLike #EverythingAboutIT:

• #TheCast;
• #TheCrew;
• #TheProduction;
• #TheSoundtrack...

#PrettyMuchEverything; except...

• #TheStory...

#TrueFact; #DoWithIT #WhatYouWill...

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