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#WelcomeToTheBBC...

#ContainsZeroPercentBigBlackCocks...

<< #SingsLike #TaylorSmurf...>>

🎶 "And, the #TatersGunnerTate, #Tate, #Tate, #Tate, #Tate..."

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#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #ServingIT #StillServingIT #InPerpetuity #NoAgeVerificationRequired #YourAgeVerificationApp #BustedFlush #ExploringDeath #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #CauseOfDeath #FalseEquivalence #TheWomblesOfWimbleshire #GoingRural #InSpanish #InJapanese #NatureBeingNatural #Naturalish #MyDataIsMyData #MyDataIsStillMyData #WaitroseYutaniCorp #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #TopTierTooting #WhootToot #BirthdayMonth #ExploringDeath #SomewhatOverQualified #SomewhatDigital #MostlyNonBinaryWorld #今すぐ #WaitroseYutaniCorp #WaitroseYutaniCorpsCooperative #WaitWhat #TheSmurfs #BrakingBadly

#Meanwhile...

"#Jill is #MakingTea #TheKitchen..."

#BeingSingular; #QuiteDistinctive...

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

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#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #WorkingAsIntended #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #ContainsZeroPercentFootball #WhateverHappenedToMastodonSocial #NoOneCares #Biomechonomist #ReallyExpensive #WelcomeToTheBBC #FancyHats #FancyHatsOptional #NotIncluded #SoldSeparately #CostumeDramaRomp #FunTimeFridays #ReallyExpensive #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #MakeCakeNotWar

And, #WelcomeToTheBBC...

In #Today's #UnpopularOpinion...

#TimothéeChalamet; #AssHat, #Or... #NotAssHat...

#HappyHappy #BastilleDay...! #MFFS

#Now with #AddedTaboo... #ForBalance... #InFrench | #LeComteDeMonteCristo

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#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #EULaw #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #NoALTTextRequired #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #WhateverHappenedToMastodonSocial #TheFootballing #NotNewsTube #EUTube #PewPewPewTube #AnotherPrideMonth #HappyEnding #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #LookAtTheEvidence #InPerpetuity #NoStatuteOfLimitations #CompareAndContrast #SenseOfProportionControl #ScaleForReference #HarshButFairComment #RedBeanBear #StillRed #CaptainRedBeanBear #FictionalCommunityManager #StillWorkingAsIntended #FluffForBrains

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingAfternoonTeaAndABunNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#WelcomeToTheBBC... #TheOppositeOfNews...!

#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside and #ABitWarm [#TechnicalTerm]...

#TheFuckAroundAndFindOutWorldCup is #StillON; but, #That's #OK...We have #TomHardy #BeingTomHardy with #FancyHats in a #PeriodCostumeDrama #Romp...

#Set in #TheOldenTimes before #Racism had been #Invented...

#Or... #MyLittleBigBuddy and I can #DoSome... #Skyrimming... #OrSomething...

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#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #AsIntended #TooOldForALTText #NoAgeVerificationRequired #LittleBitAlexa #Airplane #TheMusical #MFFS #AbnormallyHigh #RiskOfFailure #AnotherPrideMonth #OrSomething #WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #NoOneCares #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #TopTierTooting #WhootToot #BirthdayMonth #ExploringDeath #SomewhatOverQualified #SomewhatDigital #MostlyNonBinaryWorld #AsIntended #今すぐ #InJapanese #HotHotHot

#Meanwhile...

#WelcomeToTheBBC...

In #Today's #UnpopularOpinion...

#AmateurAssHat, #TimothéeChalamet...

#AssHat; #Or... #NotAssHat...

#Discuss...

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#ArmstrongAndMiller: Blue Peter Lapdancers

#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #SomethingAboutFootball #TheFootballing #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #CuntagionWarning

#WelcomeToTheBBC...

In #Today's #UnpopularOpinion...

#RobbieWilliams; #TotallyOverRated...

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#GiantLeap: My Culture [Album Version]

#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #GeographyWorksThatWay #MaxiJazz

#WelcomeToTheBBC... #UnpaidPromotion

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002x3cs/schitts-creek-series-1-6-wine-and-roses

#WelcomeToTheBBC...

#RedBeanBear is #StillRed; #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo...

In #UltraHD / #4KFormat; #TotallySupported by #DolbyDigital...

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#EuropeanServer #ServingIT #AllTheTime #StillServingIT #TalesFromTheRoseGarden #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #TooMuchLikeFakebook #DiabloIVWorld #StillWorkingAsIntended

RE: https://psiren.eu/@PSiReN/116668407259578151

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

#WelcomeToTheBBC...

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#EuropeanServer #ServingIT #AllTheTime #StillServingIT #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #TooMuchLikeFakebook

RE: https://psiren.eu/@PSiReN/116572041362380738

#Now... #IF you can't #RememberTheRules...

Can't #Vote; won't #Vote...

#NoAccordionNoVote...

We've #AlreadyPaid our #LicenceFee; #So...

#WelcomeToTheBBC...

#YouAreWelcome...

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#Meanwhile... #WelcomeToTheBBC...

#Eurovision2026...

I'm #JustGoingToSay what #Everyone's #Thinking... #IT's #NotNews; #OrAnything...

#NewPowerCoupling: #RylanAndAngela...

#TheRapport; #MuchMoreFluid than #CrustyOldScottMills... #WhoeverHeWas...

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#NoALTText #ALTText #AvailableOnDemand #SquirrelsOnline #GameOfRisk

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingTheWeekendNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#WelcomeToTheBBC...

[#StillContains #ZeroPerCent #BigBlackCocks]

#SomeVoting has #Happened... And, #IT's #Still #JollySunny in #TheOutside...

#MoreNotNewsToFollow... With #Updates...

For #TheUpdates...!

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#WorkingAsIntended #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #StillNotYule #SomewhereInEurope #WeekendAtBernies

RE: https://psiren.eu/@PSiReN/114211819359583498

#WelcomeToTheBBC...

#QuoteToots are #StillQuiteCool...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFunTimeFridayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#WelcomeToTheBBC...

[#Contains #ZeroPerCent #BigBlackCocks]

#SomeVoting has #Happened... And, #IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside...

#MoreNotNewsToFollow... With #Updates...

For #TheUpdates...!

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#WorkingAsIntended #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #StillNotYule #SomewhereInEurope

#Meanwhile...

#WelcomeToTheBBC...

In #Today's #UnpopularOpinion...

#AmateurAssHat, #TimothéeChalamet... #TotallyOverRated...

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#AndCounting #BeingEuropean #BeingLegal #TotallyLegal #TooOldForALTText

#WelcomeToTheBBC...

With #TheRightStaff™️

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#AgeVerification #NoAgeVerificationRequired #ShutUpHeather #VeryGoodBing #TooOldForALTText

#Meanwhile... #IF #LaurenceFaux would #Like to #SwingBy and #FallOff "his" #Horse... #Again

#OurNightingaleHospital #SurgicalWard is #FullyOperational...

#AlsoStillAvailable in #PlumAndRusty...

#WelcomeToTheBBC...

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#AgeVerification #NoAgeVerificationRequired #ShutUpHeather

#WelcomeToTheBBC...

In #Today's #UnpopularOpinion...

#MichaelJackson: #ThisIsIT - #ThatWasThat...

#YouAreWelcome

#WhatsNext...?

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#BluRayDisc #CellophaneWrapping #StillIncluded #AgeVerification #NoAgeVerificationRequired

#WelcomeToTheBBC...

#SomeFootball is #GoingToHappen... #Maybe...

#OneDay... #Someone is going to #HaveTo #ExplainFootball... #Properly...

#ButNotToday...

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #BeingLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud #StillNoALTText

#WelcomeToTheBBC...

#IT's #TheNineties... #Again...!

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#Meanwhile...

#WelcomeToTheBBC...

In #Today's #UnpopularOpinion...

#AmateurAssHat, #TimothéeChalamet... #TotallyOverRated...

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#AndCounting #BeingEuropean #BeingLegal #TotallyLegal #HHGTTG

#WelcomeToTheBBC...

#Contains #ZeroPercent #BigBlackCocks...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

And, 4: #StopBeingHitler... #IT's #TheNewRules

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An #Outage at #Microsoft, you say...?

#NoOutageHere... What #MSOutage...?

#WelcomeToTheBBC...

#SomeFootballing has #Happened and #SomeCricket; #WhateverThatIs...

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And, #WelcomeToTheBBC...

#PrinceVultan is #Reading #TheNotNews...

[#ContentWarning: #BrianBlessed says #Fuck #QuiteALot]

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#WelcomeToTheBBC...

Without the #SuperflousAds and all the #Clickbait / #Malvertising

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#AcornAntiques: #NotTheMusical!

#WelcomeToTheBBC...

"... where a gameshow host forms a human pyramid with muscular male weather presenters wearing kilts and heavy muddy boots in a game of pachinko..."

#IT could #AlmostJustify the #LicenceFee...

We #Still haven't #Watched a #SingleEpisode of #Strictly... Nor, #LoveIsland; #So...

#WeCannaeComment...

#StillCannaeComment

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#Meanwhile... #WelcomeToTheBBC...

#Over in #TheFormerUnitedStatesOfAmerica...

#Quote: "Almost all the converts I meet have opted to home-school their offspring, partly because they believe women should prioritise their families rather than their careers."

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c30q5l8d4lro

#Meanwhile...

#WelcomeToTheBBC...

In #Today's #UnpopularOpinion...

#TheTimeLords' #DoctorinTheTardis is #Basically #TigerFeet with #FancyHats...

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#Meanwhile...

#WelcomeToTheBBC...

In #Today's #UnpopularOpinion...

We've been #Watching #SomeSherlock and #Reached a #Consensus...

We #QuiteLike #EverythingAboutIT:

• #TheCast;
• #TheCrew;
• #TheProduction;
• #TheSoundtrack...

#PrettyMuchEverything; except...

• #TheStory...

#TrueFact; #DoWithIT #WhatYouWill...

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