#toooldforalttext — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #toooldforalttext, aggregated by home.social.
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingBluebellSeasonNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...
#YouKnow we're #BeingRight; #So... #Why are you #EvenArguing #AboutIT... | #LookNoQuestionMark
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#Eurovision2026NotNews #DoTheCoffee #DoTheThings #TooOldForALTText #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingBluebellSeasonNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...
#TheCoffeeBar is #StillOpen... #GodsDammit...?!
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#Eurovision2026NotNews #DoTheCoffee #DoTheThings #TooOldForALTText #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo
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#AnotherDay of #AllThatWork... #NotGettingDone... And, #FederationWorks; #GetFediFired... #NoAgeVerificationRequired
#BusyBusyBusy... #DoingSomethingElse...
#BusyBusy #BeingRetired... #BusyBeingRetired
#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...
1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone
4: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...#BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantRemember (or #JustDontKnow) how a #FederationWorks...
#DontPanic; #TheInternet is #StillOn...
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#DrawMeABrexit #BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #ChooseYourAdventure #TheMediverse #Mediversing #TooOldForALTText
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingAfternoonTeaAndABunNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #So, #YouKnow... #Chillax; #OrSomething...
We're on our #SecondHailStorm of #TheDay and we'd #Like to #TalkToSomeone about #ThisWeather...
#IT's #PlayingHavoc with our #WardrobeChoices...?!
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#BecomeCervantesDeLeón #BeingEuropean #SoulCaliburVI #TooOldForALTText #NoAgeVerificationRequired
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But... But...
#Why can't we have #IceCreamForBreakfast...?!
You can #DollopIT on #Muesli...! #So, #IT's #Healthy!
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#ThePowerOfIceCream #TooEpicToBeTrue #Eurovision2026 #TooOldForALTText #NoAgeVerificationRequired
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingAfternoonTeaAndABunNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...
We have #Scones and #Coffee...
#When is a #Cake; #NotACake...?
We're #MostlyCloudy... #InTheCloud and #IT's also #StillJollySunny in #TheOutside...
#CyborgOrangeJesus has #Approved #ThisMessage
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#WeHaveSpoons #LotsAndLots #Spoons #TooOldForALTText #NoAgeVerificationRequired
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RE: https://psiren.eu/@PSiReN/116560849385334247
#Mastodon.#Social ought to #TakeCare of their #CrazyStalkerProblem; #OrNot...
#NoOneCares... #LookAtTheEvidence
And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...
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#NoAgeVerificationRequired #AnotherPrideMonth #OrSomething #TooOldForALTText #UpsetTheVolcano
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#Maybe... #JustMaybe...
#Mastodon.#Social "should" #TakeCare of their #CrazyStalkerProblem; #OrNot...
#NoOneCares... #LookAtTheEvidence
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#NoAgeVerificationRequired #AnotherPrideMonth #OrSomething #TooOldForALTText #UpsetTheVolcano
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#AnotherDay of #AllThatWork... #NotGettingDone... And, #FederationWorks; #GetFediFired... #NoAgeVerificationRequired
#BusyBusyBusy... #DoingSomethingElse...
#BusyBusy #BeingRetired... #BusyBeingRetired
#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...
1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone
4: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...#BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantRemember (or #JustDontKnow) how a #FederationWorks...
#DontPanic; #TheInternet is #StillOn...
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#DrawMeABrexit #BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #ChooseYourAdventure #TheMediverse #Mediversing #TooOldForALTText
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#So...
With #TheRightStaff™️
Have we #HadEnoughRainbows, yet... #Today?
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#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside...
#DontForget; #IT's #BluebellSeason... With #MoreBluebells...
#MoreIsBetter, #Right... | #LookNoQuestionMark
#MayContainTracesOfMastodonSocial
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#BeingEuropean #EuropeanServer #BeingLegal #AsOppostedTo #AllTheFraud #TooOldForALTText #NoAgeVerificationRequired
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#AnotherDay of #AllThatWork... #NotGettingDone... And, #FederationWorks; #GetFediFired... #NoAgeVerificationRequired
#BusyBusyBusy... #DoingSomethingElse...
#BusyBusy #BeingRetired... #BusyBeingRetired
#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...
1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone
4: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...#BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantRemember (or #JustDontKnow) how a #FederationWorks...
#DontPanic; #TheInternet is #StillOn...
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#DrawMeABrexit #BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #ChooseYourAdventure #TheMediverse #Mediversing #TooOldForALTText
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#So...
With #TheRightStaff™️
Have we #HadEnoughRainbows, yet... #Today?
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#So... #EverythingIsStillBon...
#TheNewNormal; #BeingNormal...
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#BusyBeingEuropean #BeingRetired #BeingLegal #SomewhereInEurope #KeepingITVague #EULaw #NoAgeVerificationRequired #MayContainTracesOfAI #FactsIntensify #NoALTText #TooOldForALTText #MenWithFans #CrazyStalker
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#AnotherDay of #AllThatWork... #NotGettingDone... And, #FederationWorks; #GetFediFired... #NoAgeVerificationRequired
#BusyBusyBusy... #DoingSomethingElse...
#BusyBusy #BeingRetired... #BusyBeingRetired
#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...
1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone
4: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...#BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantRemember (or #JustDontKnow) how a #FederationWorks...
#DontPanic; #TheInternet is #StillOn...
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#DrawMeABrexit #BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #ChooseYourAdventure #TheMediverse #Mediversing #TooOldForALTText
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#AnotherDay of #AllThatWork... #NotGettingDone... And, #FederationWorks; #GetFediFired... #NoAgeVerificationRequired
#BusyBusyBusy... #DoingSomethingElse...
#BusyBusy #BeingRetired... #BusyBeingRetired
#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...
1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone
4: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...#BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantRemember (or #JustDontKnow) how a #FederationWorks...
#DontPanic; #TheInternet is #StillOn...
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#DrawMeABrexit #BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #ChooseYourAdventure #TheMediverse #Mediversing #TooOldForALTText
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#JokeTime...
#Magneto, #ProfessorX and #Wolverine #WalkIn to a #HighSecurity #TotallySecure #DataCentre...
#Moustaches on #StandBy...
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#AgeVerification #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TooOldForALTText
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFunTimeFridayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews.... #IT's... #TheOppositeOfNews and #SomeWeather
#IT's been #JollySunny in #TheOutside; there is #Salad in #TheFuture and #IT's #Only #TheFrickinWeekend, aye...
🥗 #Salad...!
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#BusyBusyBusy #BusyBeingRetired #FlexAndRelax #TooOldForALTText
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#HappyHappy #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!
#AnotherNewFinancialYear #BeginsAgain...!
#BusyBusyBusy... #BusyBeingRetired with #FullStamp...
#IT #CouldBe #ALotWorse; we could be #JuniorTeaBoys on a #ZeroHoursContract with an #ImaginaryJoySparkingBusiness running at a #DeadLoss without a #BoardOfDirectors... And, #ABigWholeBunch of #Fraud #GoingOn...
#OrSomething...
#NoMatter; #IT's #NotOurProblem...
Have #AnotherPrideMonth... #OrSomething
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#WorkingAsIntended #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #Faster #Stronger #Better #WindowsForWerewolves #TooOldForALTText #AllTheFraud
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#DontPanic; #NoOneCares... #IT's #TheOppositeOfNews...!
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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud #EULaw #NoAgeVerificationRequired #FalseEquivalence #TooOldForALTText
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#WhatsHappening at #TheTrumpWhiteHouseCrimeSyndicate...?
Has #SpaceKarenX #LandedOnMars with the US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website, yet...?
#DontPanic; #NoOneCares... #IT's #TheOppositeOfNews...!
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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud #EULaw #NoAgeVerificationRequired #FalseEquivalence #TooOldForALTText
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#AnotherDay of #AllThatWork... #NotGettingDone... And, #FederationWorks; #GetFediFired... #NoAgeVerificationRequired
#BusyBusyBusy... #DoingSomethingElse...
#BusyBusy #BeingRetired... #BusyBeingRetired
#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...
1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone
4: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...#BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantRemember (or #JustDontKnow) how a #FederationWorks...
#DontPanic; #TheInternet is #StillOn...
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#DrawMeABrexit #BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #ChooseYourAdventure #TheMediverse #Mediversing #TooOldForALTText #NotBeingBradPitt
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#Meanwhile...
In #Today's #UnpopularOpinion...
#AmateurAssHat, #TimothéeChalamet... #TotallyOverRated...
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#AndCounting #BeingEuropean #BeingLegal #TotallyLegal #TooOldForALTText
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#Meh... #SadButTrue...
#Maybe you'll have #MoreSuccess on #One of #Fakebook's #AncillaryServices...
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#TheEuroverse #TheMediverse #TheMediverseRemembers #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TooOldForALTText #DigitalServicesAct
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And, have #AnotherPrideMonth... #OrSomething
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#NoALTText #Still #WorkingAsIntended #TheInternet #StillOn #TooOldForALTText
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With #TheRightStaff™️
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#AgeVerification #NoAgeVerificationRequired #ShutUpHeather #VeryGoodBing #TooOldForALTText
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#AnotherDay of #AllThatWork... #NotGettingDone... And, #FederationWorks; #GetFediFired... #NoAgeVerificationRequired
#BusyBusyBusy... #DoingSomethingElse...
#BusyBusy #BeingRetired... #BusyBeingRetired
#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...
1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone
4: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...#BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantRemember (or #JustDontKnow) how a #FederationWorks...
#DontPanic; #TheInternet is #StillOn...
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#DrawMeABrexit #BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #ChooseYourAdventure #TheMediverse #Mediversing #TooOldForALTText
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#WhateverHappenedTo: #Mastodon.#Social...
Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...
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#CyborgOrangeJesus #ApprovedThisMessage #ShortShorts #AgeVerification #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TooOldForALTText
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#D00d...?!
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#WhateverHappenedTo: #YourAgeVerificationSoftware... | #LookNoQuestionMark
#PewPewPew...!
#Quote: "And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool..."
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#AgeVerification #NoAgeVerificationRequired #EULaw #TooOldForALTText
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#D00d...?!
I've #GotJokes #Older than #YourAgeVerificationSoftware...
#LetsPlay... #Spot the #FountainPen...!
And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...
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#AgeVerification #NoAgeVerificationRequired #BecomeCervantesDeLeón #MyLittleLadyBirdBookOfPsychoBabble #TooOldForALTText
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#D00d...?!
I've #GotJokes #Older than #YourAgeVerificationSoftware...
#LetsPlay... #Spot the #FountainPen...!
And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...
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#AgeVerification #NoAgeVerificationRequired #BecomeCervantesDeLeón #MyLittleLadyBirdBookOfPsychoBabble #TooOldForALTText
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#D00d...?!
I've #GotJokes #Older than #YourAgeVerificationSoftware...
#LetsPlay... #Spot the #FountainPen...!
And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...
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#AgeVerification #NoAgeVerificationRequired #BecomeCervantesDeLeón #MyLittleLadyBirdBookOfPsychoBabble #TooOldForALTText
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#D00d...?!
I've #GotJokes #Older than #YourAgeVerificationSoftware...
#LetsPlay... #Spot the #FountainPen...!
And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...
🧙:europe:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:europe:🧙 | :Polymaths:🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹:Polymaths:
#AgeVerification #NoAgeVerificationRequired #BecomeCervantesDeLeón #MyLittleLadyBirdBookOfPsychoBabble #TooOldForALTText
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#D00d...?!
I've #GotJokes #Older than #YourAgeVerificationSoftware...
#LetsPlay... #Spot the #FountainPen...!
And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...
🧙:europe:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:europe:🧙 | :Polymaths:🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹:Polymaths:
#AgeVerification #NoAgeVerificationRequired #BecomeCervantesDeLeón #MyLittleLadyBirdBookOfPsychoBabble #TooOldForALTText
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#LetsPlay... #NewsNotNews...! #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TheOppositeOfNews...!
#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...
1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...
And, 4: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...
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#FactsIntensify #StillNotNews #WithConsent #LotsAndLots #Consent #MyDataIsStillMyData #AgeVerification #TooOldForALTText #NoAgeVerificationRequired
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSammidgeTimeNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TheOppositeOfNews and #SomeWeather...
#IT's #MostlyCloudy... #InTheCloud...
#Hmmm... #YummyYummySammidges...
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#NoALTText #TooOldForALTText #AgeVerification #NoAgeVerificationRequired #NoOneCares #AlexJones #EatingAss