#talesfromtherosegarden — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #talesfromtherosegarden, aggregated by home.social.
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingTheWeekendNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TheOppositeOfNews and #SomeWeather...
#IT's #TooSunny for #Telly; #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo...
#BestRecommendation: #DrinkMoreBeer in the #TalesFromTheRoseGarden...
#CovidFree is #SoIncrediblyHot...
And, #TeslaVsLovecraft is #StillAThing...
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#HedgeTrimmers are #Grrreat, aren't they...?
#MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #Preparing the #TalesFromTheRoseGarden for #WinterMeasures... #IT's a #Thing that we #Do; #EachYear, #EveryYear...
#NeverUnderEstimate #ThePower of a #GoodLubricant...
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#NoALTText #NoALTTextRequired #BeingRight #AlsoBeingCorrect #BeingLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud
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#OpenLetter...
#IT's #ABeautifulDay for #StrollingAround the #TalesFromTheRoseGarden and #DoingSomethingElse...
#OurCamelias are #StillCameliorating...
#GoFuckYourselves and #YourLittleElves, too... #AgainAgain
I'm #ReallyExpensive; you should #ThinkOnThat... You #ReallyShould...
#MyDataIsMyData | #StillTrue™️
#PSiReN-Group
#PostScript / #PS: #GoFuckYourselvesAgainAgain
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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #ReallyFuckingExpensive #FalseEquivalence #TheGhostOfNHSEngland #PoweredBy #FloofsAndSparkles #NoALTText
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#Meanwhile...
♻️ #DoubleCheck on #TheComposters;
🏵️ #StrollAround the #TalesFromTheRoseGarden;
🎄 #Plant a #FigTree;
🐸 #LookOut for #TheLittleFroggies; and,
🚀 #Find #SomeMoreBullets / #Or... #Rockets...#BusyBusyBusy #NotBeingGerman #Today; #NotToday, #NotNotTodaySatan....
#BeMoreViking; #JoinTheVikings...!
#WhatTime is #IT, #FlavorFlav...?
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#QuoteToots #StillQuiteCool #BeingRight #SuperAwesome #BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #MostlyEurope
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingLateAfternoonEarlyEveningNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...
#IT's #Turned into a #Glorious #LateAfternoon / #EarlyEvening; #JustPerfect for #DrinkingBeer in the #TalesFromTheRoseGarden...
#GetYourKiltsOn and #DropRound; we have #BeerAndRoses...
#SeeYouSoon; you're #GoingToNeed a #Map and #Directions... #So, #SortYourselvesOut...
The #CrazyStalker(s) are #Uninvited...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlyButNotQuiteSupperTimeNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...
#IT's a #GloriousEvening for #DrinkingBeer in the #TalesFromTheRoseGarden... #MyLittleBigBuddySaysSo and he's #Finished #HittingThingsWithHammers for #Today...
#Meanwhile...
#TheGeneralConsensus is that #SteveBannon wants #SpaceKarenX to #HookHimUp with #KatyPerry... #InSpace...!
#IT's #OK; #ChatGPT will be #UpAgain... #Soonish™️... And then, you can get your #RobotOfChoice to #MakeUp the #QuantumHighlyWeaponisedBullcrap of #YourChoosing
#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...
1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...
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#Meanwhile...
#TheOwl and a #PussyCat went #ToSea in a #BeautifulPeaGreenBoat... #PoweredByMetaphor™️
They had #PiñaColadas #OnHoliday and then came #HomeAgain to have a #Beer in #TalesFromTheRoseGarden; because #IT was a #GloriousEvening...
#TheEnd...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlyButNotQuiteSupperTimeNotNews... #IT's #NotQuiteSupperTime and #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... And, #SomeWeather...
#MyLittleBigBuddy and I went into #TheOutside; I got to wear his #ShortShorts and he got to wear my #ShortShorts; because, #ShortShorts... #IT's been #ShortShortsWeather...
I've been #Teaching #MyLittleBigBuddy about #Joints and #SeveralLiabilities... #IT's a #LegalThing...
And, we've got #JustEnoughTime to have a #Beer in the #TalesFromTheRoseGarden before we eat with #TheBFF who has #MadeSupper for us #All...
#So... #ThatsNice, aye...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlyButNotQuiteSuppertimeNotNews... #NotNearly24... #FrequentlyFewer... And, #SomeWeather...
#IT's turned into a #GloriousEvening in #TheOutside; #Perfect for #DrinkingBeer in the #TalesFromTheRoseGarden...
#IT might be #NotSpring; because #BritishSummerTime...
#TopNewsItem: #Tonight is #PieLeftoversNight...
#PracticallyNoCookingRequired...
#BringOnTheBeer...!
#JustAsWell that we're #LongWeekendReady, aye...
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#Sunscreem: Perfect Motion (Boys Own Mix)
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSundayNapNotNews... #NotNearly24.... And, #SomeWeather... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...
#IT's turned into a #GloriousEvening in #TheOutside; #Perfect for #DrinkingBeer in the #TalesFromTheRoseGarden...
#IT's #True; #It's #VeryNice...
#MyLittleBigBuddy agrees with me, with a #Beer...
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#IT #MightBeTime for #AnotherRound of...
#RosesNotRoses...! #ComingToYouLive from the #TalesFromTheRoseGarden... With a #SammidgeTime #WeatherBulletin...
#IT's #StoppedRaining... Because, #IT's #DefinitelyAutumn... #IT's going to #RainAgain... #Later... #IT's a #Prophecy...
#AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty... For #SpiderSeptember...!
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingAfterDinnerDoughnutNotNews... #NotNearly24.... And, #SomeWeather...
#IT's been #JollySunny in #TheOutside #Today; like #Spring, only #MoreSummery...
#IT's turned into a #GloriousEvening; #Perfect for #DrinkingBeer in the #TalesFromTheRoseGarden...
And, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I had #AnAdventure in #TheOutside...
The #Forecast is for #MoreDiablo in #Diablo4World... And, #Biscuits... We're #FineForDiesel
#HaveFun | #KnowTheRules and #TryNotToKillAnyone
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingAfterDinnerDoughnutNotNews... #NotNearly24.... And, #SomeWeather...
#IT's been #JollySunny in #TheOutside #Today; like #Spring, only #MuchSpringier...
#IT's turned into a #GloriousEvening; #Perfect for #DrinkingBeer in the #TalesFromTheRoseGarden...
#IT's #True; #It's #VeryNice...
#MyLittleBigBuddy agrees with me, with a #Beer...
#HaveFun | #KnowTheRules and #TryNotToKillAnyone
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlyButNotQuiteSuppertimeNotNews... #NotNearly24... #FrequentlyFewer... And, #SomeWeather...
#IT's turned into a #GloriousEvening in #TheOutside; #Perfect for #DrinkingBeer in the #TalesFromTheRoseGarden...
#TopNotNewsItem: #Tonight, we're eating #Pasties...! | #AllPastiesMatter #AllPastryIsGoodPastry
#Meanwhile... #MoreRoses; #AlsoAvailable in #PlumAndRusty...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingAfterDinnerDoughnutNotNews... #NotNearly24.... And, #SomeWeather...
#IT's turned into a #GloriousEvening in #TheOutside; #Perfect for #DrinkingBeer in the #TalesFromTheRoseGarden...
#IT's #True; #It's #VeryNice...
#MyLittleBigBuddy agrees with me, with a #Beer...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSammidgeTimeNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer, and #Weather... And, #Sammidges...
#IT's #Still #JollySunny in the #TalesFromTheRoseGarden #Today; like #Spring, only #Springier....
#DontForget... #VisualSearch is #StillQuiteCool...
#HaveFun | #KnowTheRules and #TryNotToKillAnyone
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingBirdFeederNotNews... #NotNearly24... And, #Weather with #SomeWeather...
#IT's #Snowing and the #BirdFeeder is #Full...
Our #Camellia has started #FloweringAgain; #IT does that, #Everytime #EachYear around #ThisTime... #IT's always #TheFirst to #StartFlowering in the #TalesFromTheRoseGarden... | #TrueFact
#IT's #DoneITAgain, too... #IT'll #KeepFlowering right-up until #MidMarch, #IT #UsuallyDoes...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlyLunchtimeNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...
#HedgeTrimmers are #Grrreat, aren't they...?
#MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #Preparing the #TalesFromTheRoseGarden for #WinterMeasures... #IT's a #Thing that we #Do; #EachYear, #EveryYear...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlyLunchtimeNotNews... #NotNearly24... #OftenLess... #FrequentlyFewer...
#HedgeTrimmers are #Grrreat, aren't they...?
#MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #Preparing the #TalesFromTheRoseGarden for #WinterMeasures... #IT's a #Thing that we #Do; #EachYear, #EveryYear...
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