#notnews — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #notnews, aggregated by home.social.
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFuntimeFridayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews on a #FridayNightIn...
#IT's #GoingToBe a #BusyBusyDay in #TheFuture... #TheVeryNearFuture...
🍕 #ToMake;
🍨 #ToFinish;
🍻 #ToDrink;
🕺 #ToHappen;
👨❤️💋👨 #AlsoToHappen [#LotsOfIT}...#Tragically, there's also #GoingToBe #AWholeWorldOfStoopid to #ContendWith, too... #So....
#MyLittleBigBuddy and I were #JustCatchingUp with the #NotNews on #TheTelly with #VictoriaCorenMitchell; #No, we don't know #Why she's with him, either... #But, there you go... #NoneOfOurBusiness
#UnattributedQuote: "... if Waitrose were a constituency..."
#OrHere; #WeLikeITHere...
We have #GoodGrass and #Biscuits... #FromWaitrose...
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#NotEurovision2026 #TheEurovisioning #HappeningSoon #ToTheSnugglyBlankets
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#Meanwhile... #WelcomeToTheBBC...
I'm #JustGoingToSay what #Everyone's #Thinking... #IT's #NotNews; #OrAnything...
#NewPowerCoupling: #RylanAndAngela...
#TheRapport; #MuchMoreFluid than #CrustyOldScottMills... #WhoeverHeWas...
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#NoALTText #ALTText #AvailableOnDemand #SquirrelsOnline #GameOfRisk
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#BusyBusyBusy... #BusyBeingRetired...
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#NotNews #TotallyNotNews #TheOppositeOfNews #AgeVerification #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TooOldForALTText #BeingLegal #EULaw
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#BusyBusyBusy... #BusyBeingRetired...
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#Meanwhile...
#This is #TakingAges... #AgesAndAges... #AndAges...
#TheseDays, we #NearlySpend #AsMuchTime #PlayingIT as #UpdatingIT...
#TrueStory with #FancyHats...
#IT's #NotNews; #OrAnything... #TotallyNotNews; #Like #TheOppositeOfNews... #WhateverThatIs... #Now...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; #Because, #IT's #FunTimeFriday #NotNews... #IT's #Like #TheOppositeOfNews...
#EverythingIsStillBon and #Paladins are #ComingBackInFashion
There was a #Prophecy... 🔮
#SomethingElse for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG to have a #LittleThink about on "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s) while #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #ImaginaryPersonalities #CryAboutNothing to #NoOne...
#DontForget; #DiscordIsForImbeciles...
With #TheRightStaff™️
#IT's #NotEasy... #BeingGreen ♻️
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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #BeingLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud #DodgyCoins #InternationalDarkSkyWeek
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNotNewsNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...
#IT's #QuiteCloudy... In #TheOutside... #InTheCloud...
We've #Finished the #ThisLife #BingeWatch; the #ThisLifeRevisited+10 should have had #MoreJaneAusten in #IT...
#JustSaying... #IT's #Probably #TooLate to #DoAnything about #IT #Now; we've #AlreadyWatchedIT...
#IT's been #GoodFun and #JustPerfect for #SufferingSlightlyWithABackPain while #BeingRetired in a #GoingBackToBed #KindOfMood...
#MyLittleBigBuddy has been #VeryAttentive with the #CoffeeMaking and #TheBringingOfBiscuits...
#TheBFF has #TakenCharge of #TheKitchen and #EverythingIsStillBon...
#AsYouWere... #IT's #NotNews; #WeToldYouSo...
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#ExactlyHowMany #Oscars did #Melanomia win... | #LookNoQuestionMark
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#ExactlyHowMany #Oscars did #Melanomia win... | #LookNoQuestionMark
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#ExactlyHowMany #Oscars did #Melanomia win... | #LookNoQuestionMark
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#ExactlyHowMany #Oscars did #Melanomia win... | #LookNoQuestionMark
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#ExactlyHowMany #Oscars did #Melanomia win... | #LookNoQuestionMark
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#ExactlyHowMany #Oscars did #Melanomia win... | #LookNoQuestionMark
#DntPanic; #NoOneCares...
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#ExactlyHowMany #Oscars did #Melanomia win... | #LookNoQuestionMark
#DntPanic; #NoOneCares...
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#ExactlyHowMany #Oscars did #Melanomia win... | #LookNoQuestionMark
#DntPanic; #NoOneCares...
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#ExactlyHowMany #Oscars did #Melanomia win... | #LookNoQuestionMark
#DntPanic; #NoOneCares...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNotTheWeekendNotNews; #IT #FeelsLike #AWeekend; #But, #IT's #NotTheWeekend #NotNews...
#MyLittleBigBuddy is #Still #PositivelyEcstatic about his #NewToyJoy; #Because, #IT #WorksReallyWell... His #ItchyArsehole is #Still #ALittleBitItchy; #But, we have #OurTeam of #SixFooters to #TakeGoodCare of #That...
#Meanwhile, as we were #AllBeing #EngineeringProfessionals #LastWeek; #WeStumbledAcross an #OldArtefact... #TuckedAway... #SomewhereSafe...
A #Book...?!
#IT's #OK; we've #DiscoveredBooks #BeforeNow...
There was a #Prophecy... 🔮
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#ChooseYourAdventure #TheFediverseRemembers #BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMovieNightNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT was #InTheNews; but, #IT's #NotNews
#AmateurAssHat, #TimothéeChalamet... #TotallyOverRated...
He's #NotAsTerrible as #ProfessionalAssHat, #MatthewMcConaughey...
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#SpaceKarenX #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #MagickAssHat #ScaleForReference
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; #Because, #IT's #FunTimeFriday #NotNews...
#MyLittleBigBuddy is #PositivelyEcstatic with his #NewToyJoy and #HisBuddies are all #DrinkingMyBeer on #MyComfyCouches...! #WTAF...!?
#IT's #OK; he can #PlayPSiBoRG while I #KickIT with #TheOldies... #Elsewhere...
#Now... #ThreeTeams in #OurTeam of #SixFooters...
We're #PracticallyUnstoppable...
With #TheRightStaff™️
#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG to have a #LittleThink about on "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s) while #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #ImaginaryPersonalities #CryAboutNothing to #NoOne...
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#WhatsUpBro #Paladins #ComingBackInFashion #EULaw #BeingEuropean #PoweredBy #FloofsAndSparkles
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDiabloIVWorldNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; #Because, #IT's #FunTimeFriday #NotNews...
#MyLittleBigBuddy is #PositivelyEcstatic with his #NewToyJoy and #HisBuddies are all #DrinkingMyBeer on #MyComfyCouches...! #WTAF...!?
#IT's #OK; he can #PlayPSiBoRG while I #KickIT with #TheOldies... #Elsewhere...
#TwoTeams in #OurTeam of #SixFooters...
We're #PracticallyUnstoppable...
With #TheRightStaff™️
#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG to have a #LittleThink about on "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s) while #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #ImaginaryPersonalities #CryAboutNothing to #NoOne...
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#WhatsUpBro #Paladins #ComingBackInFashion #EULaw #BeingEuropean
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNotTheWeekendNotNews; #EvenThough #IT #Feels like #TheWeekend, #IT's #NotTheWeekend... #NotNews...
There's #OurTeam of #SixFooters #ToFeed; there's #AWarOn... And, #WeHaveOlives...
Those #DamnedSquirrels; #Intercepting #MyLittleBigBuddy's #NewTelly...
We'll just have to #DrinkMoreBeer and #EatMorePizza, and then #DoSomeMoreFucking...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingSammidgeTimeNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...
#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside and #MyLittleBigBuddy's #NewToyJoy is #Still #InTransit...
#IT #Transpires that #OneUnit was #Despatched within 8-#Hours of #Ordering #BeforeRamadan; but, #IT #GotLost...
A #SecondUnit has also #GoneAstray; we're #BeginningToSuspect that #TheSquirrels have #Intercepted them...
#That; #Or... #GlobalConflict has #Affected #SupplyChainSecurity #Worldwide and #GettingAccurateInformation is a #Challenge...
#DontPanic; #IT's #NotNews... #WeToldYou what #WouldHappen...
But, #That's #OK; we have #OurTeam of #SixFooters on #StandBy with #NothingMuchToDo except...
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#BeingEuropean #BeingLegal #StayingEuropean #NoSnarkRamadan #StillNotMuslim
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingLunchTimeNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #NotNewNews; #TotallyNotNews...
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Heated Rivalry, the tv series, not the book, finally hit the UK, and since then news outlets have bombarded viewers/listeners/readers with intelligent questions such as, "But *why* are women so interested in a show about gay men?"
Wait till they find out about fanfic!
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Heated Rivalry, the tv series, not the book, finally hit the UK, and since then news outlets have bombarded viewers/listeners/readers with intelligent questions such as, "But *why* are women so interested in a show about gay men?"
Wait till they find out about fanfic!
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMiddleOfTheNightNotNews; #IT's #TheMiddleOfTheNight in #TheMiddleOfNowhere #NotNews...
#MyLittleBigBuddy has #JustTexted me #ToSay that he's #FindingIT #VeryDifficult to #Sleep at #HisMum's #House...#HisHairyArsehole is #Still #ABitItchy and #NeedsSomeAttention; the #KindOfAttention #Only a #MedicalProfessional can #Provide...
#IT's #NothingSerious; #IT can #Wait until I #PickHimUp #TomorrowEvening in the #PrideOrange #WarMachine...
#Meanwhile... #LawrenceOfArabia is #StillOn #TheBBC #iPlayer; #So, I'm going to #WatchIT... #OnMyOwn... #InMyOwnBed with #SnugglyJammies and #Biscuits...
#BTW: #TheGhostOfNHSEngland is on the #LookOut for #SomePeople to #Abuse and #Inflict another #ConstructiveDismissal on...
#So; "they/them" can #GoFuckThemselves... #AgainAndAgain... #OverThere in #TheFormerUnitedKingdom...
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#TheGhostOfNHSEngland #SystemicFailure #FailureOfLeadership #Notflix
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingItsNotTheWeekendNotNews... Even #IF #IT #Feels #LikeAWeekend; #IT's #NotTheWeekend #NotNews... And #SomeWeather...
#IT's #StillSnowing in the #TheOutside and #IT's #MightyFrizzly...
Have a #ChristmasChocolate, even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...
And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingMidMorningBiscuitNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...
#IT's #QuiteCloudy... #InTheCloud...
#IT's #Nice and #WarmAndToasty #AtHome...
#WeToldYou, #IT's #TotallyNotNews...
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Drunk Jocks getting in wrecks. #NotNews. That's MERICA, buddy!
RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wmho6q2uiyktkam3jsvrms3s/post/3m7qoitoc7h2q
