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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFuntimeFridayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews on a #FridayNightIn...

#IT's #GoingToBe a #BusyBusyDay in #TheFuture... #TheVeryNearFuture...

🍕 #ToMake;
🍨 #ToFinish;
🍻 #ToDrink;
🕺 #ToHappen;
👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 #AlsoToHappen [#LotsOfIT}...

#Tragically, there's also #GoingToBe #AWholeWorldOfStoopid to #ContendWith, too... #So....

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I were #JustCatchingUp with the #NotNews on #TheTelly with #VictoriaCorenMitchell; #No, we don't know #Why she's with him, either... #But, there you go... #NoneOfOurBusiness

#UnattributedQuote: "... if Waitrose were a constituency..."

#WeWantToLiveThere...!

#OrHere; #WeLikeITHere...

We have #GoodGrass and #Biscuits... #FromWaitrose...

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#NotEurovision2026 #TheEurovisioning #HappeningSoon #ToTheSnugglyBlankets

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFunTimeFridayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#WelcomeToTheBBC...

[#Contains #ZeroPerCent #BigBlackCocks]

#SomeVoting has #Happened... And, #IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside...

#MoreNotNewsToFollow... With #Updates...

For #TheUpdates...!

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#WorkingAsIntended #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #StillNotYule #SomewhereInEurope

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFunTimeFridayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews.... #IT's... #TheOppositeOfNews and #SomeWeather

#IT's been #JollySunny in #TheOutside; there is #Salad in #TheFuture and #IT's #Only #TheFrickinWeekend, aye...

🥗 #Salad...!

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#BusyBusyBusy #BusyBeingRetired #FlexAndRelax #TooOldForALTText

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFunTimeFridayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #NotNewNews... #IT's #JustNotNews... And, #SomeWeather...

#'IT's #Cloudy... #InTheCloud...

#DontPanic; #Putin is #InHiding and #TheTrumpWhiteHouseCrimeSyndicate is #Doing... #Whatever #TheTrumpWhiteHouseCrimeSyndicate #Does...

#So... #That's #AllFine...

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#Still #WorkingAsIntended #BeingEuropean

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFunTimeFridayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's #FunTimeFriday...!

#IT's #VeryDark in #TheOutside; #MustBe #KnightTime... #OrSomething

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I have #CakeAndIceCream that we're #GoingToShare; #Because... #Sharing...

#Still with #ZeroFakebook...

#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG to have a #LittleThink about on "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s) while #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #ImaginaryPersonalities #CryAboutNothing to #NoOne...

For the #BiPolarBears...!

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#BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #FullOfNuts #MostlyNuts

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFunTimeFridayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews.. #IT's #FunTimeFriday...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I have #GotOurselves a #FunTimeFridayNightIn... #TheBFF is #Playing #BubblePop™️

There's #Beer and #ChristmasChocolates; #EvenThough #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#EverythingIsStillBon in #DiabloIVWorld...

#Something for the #RacistHomophobes at #SSG to have a #LittleThink about on "they/them's" #DeadGame on #NonEuropeanServer(s) while #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #ImaginaryPersonalities #CryAboutNothing to #NoOne...

#TheOmen is #StillSuperCool; there was a #Prophecy... 🔮

And, #DiscordIsForImbeciles...

#IT #CouldBeWorse; you could #StillBeRenting...

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#WhatsUpBro #Paladins #ComingBackInFashion

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFunTimeFridayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews, #TotallyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

We #Still have #Power and #Light and #IT's a bit #GreyAndGrizzly in #TheOutside...

Also #PrincessDiana is #StillDead...

#So...

#HaveABalloon; #Maybe a #Biscuit...

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#EverythingIsBon #EverythingIsStillBon #DiabloIVWorld

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFunTimeFridayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather with a #BaconSammidge; #Because, #IT's #BaconSammidgeTime...

#IT's #StoppedRaining and #PrincessDiana is #StillDead...

#AsYouWere... #KeepCalm and #CarryOnUpTheRoyals...

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#TheRoyals #DoingRoyalThings #BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #IndividualUserExperienceWillVary #StillNotHitler

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFunTimeFridayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's a bit #GreyAndOvercast in #TheOutside; #MyLittleBigBuddy wants a #BigHairyCuddle and there are #BaconSammidges in #TheFuture...

#IT's a #Prophecy...

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#BeingEuropean #Still #WorkingAsIntended #MakeTimeForBacon

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFunTimeFridayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #StillNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside...

And, #CyborgOrangeJesus likes #ShortShorts; #WeToldYou... #WeAllToldYou... #So...

#MyLittleBigBuddy and I are #GoingToDo #SomeFuckingAround in #TheShed with some #VeryBigHammers...

#SoThere...

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#NoALTText #BeingEuropean #Notflix

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFunTimeFridayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeSmurfing...

#IT's been a #HeavyMix of #Sunshine and #Snow and #MyLittleBigBuddy and I have been #Smurfing... #MostlyAllDay...

Then we #HadALittleNap and then #SmurfedSomeMore... #IT's #Exhausticating...!

Have we all had a #LittleNap...

#IT's #TheWeekendAgain... #Again... #AgainAgain...

And, #BeingRight is #SuperAwesome™️

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#BeingEuropean #InTheBalearics #TheHuntForRedOctobersDoodah

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFunTimeFridayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #TurnedInto #AnotherGloriousDay in #TheOutside...

#MyLittleBigBuddy has been #Toying with #TheIdea of #BecomingAPornStar like #ChrisPratt; but, we've #DecidedAgainstIT...

I've #AlreadySeen his #MassiveCock and #ChrisThingummybob's...

He's a #VeryTalentedBoy...

#IT #CouldBeWorse; we could be #Renting, which we're #MostDefinitelyNot...

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#MortgageFree #ZeroMortgage #PrideOfOwnership #AnotherPrideMonth #ZeroPercentInterest

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFunTimeFridayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #IT's... #FunTimeFriday...!

We have a #NewPope...

Let #TheZombieApocalypse... #Commence...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFunTimeFridayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#BreakingNews: #TheGhostOfPopeFrancis is #StillDead; #JustLike #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #DeadInstance...

And, #IT's #PissingDown [#TechnicalTerm]...

#DontPanic; there are #Biscuits in #TheFuture...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFunTimeFridayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#BreakingNews: #TheGhostOfPopeFrancis is #StillDead; #JustLike #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #DeadInstance...

And, #IT's #PissingDown [#TechnicalTerm]...

#DontPanic; there are #Biscuits in #TheFuture...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFunTimeFridayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#BreakingNews: #TheGhostOfPopeFrancis is #StillDead; #JustLike #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #DeadInstance...

And, #IT's #PissingDown [#TechnicalTerm]...

#DontPanic; there are #Biscuits in #TheFuture...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFunTimeFridayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

With a #NewsAggregation of a #NewsAggregation of a #NewsAggregation...

#Still with #ZeroFakebook...

#IT might be #News; but, #IT's #ProbablyNotNews...

#IT's #FunTimeFriday...!

#TheInternet is #StillOn... #IT's #AnOperation...

#NoTePreocupes

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFunTimeFridayNotNews with a #HappyBaconSammidgeDay #BaconSammidge and #SomeNotNews...

#IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

#AllThisTalk of #Web4; like #Web3 was #SuchASuccess...

#TheInternet is #StillOn...

We've just #DoubleChecked... What are you #GoingToDo with #IT...?

#Still with #ZeroFakebook...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFuntimeFridayNotNews... #NotNearly24... #RarelyExceeding #MaximumLoadTolerances...

#PSiReN-Group #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

#AllMyToots are #HandCrafted and #ComeToYou with #TheVoice of #EgyptianSpanishSeanConnery...

#IF you're #ExperiencingAnyDifficulties; you're #DoingITWrong...

Have we #HadEnoughRainbows yet, #Today...? With #PiratePower...

#DontForget... #TheFediverseRemembers...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

#BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantRemember (or #JustDontKnow) how a #FederationWorks...

#LookITUp | #DogsCanLookUp

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFuntimeFridayNotNews... #NotNearly24... #RarelyExceeding #MaximumLoadTolerances...

#PSiReN-Group #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

#AllMyToots are #HandCrafted and #ComeToYou with #TheVoice of #EgyptianSpanishSeanConnery...

#IF you're #ExperiencingAnyDifficulties; you're #DoingITWrong...

Have we #HadEnoughRainbows yet, #Today...? With #PiratePower...

#DontForget... #TheFediverseRemembers...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

#BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantRemember (or #JustDontKnow) how a #FederationWorks...

#LookITUp | #DogsCanLookUp

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFuntimeFridayNotNews... #NotNearly24... #RarelyExceeding #MaximumLoadTolerances...

#Dammit...?! #MyLittleBigBuddy has #SneakedUp and #Done the "Brutal, I like it." #Thing...

He #SeemsToForget that I can #TakeHimOut with #HalfAStrawberry...

#ForScienceAndRaspberryYoghurt...!

#IT #AllWorksOut...

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