#trynottokillanyone — Public Fediverse posts

#AnotherDay of #AllThatWork... #NotGettingDone... And, #FederationWorks; #GetFediFired... #NoAgeVerificationRequired

#BusyBusyBusy... #DoingSomethingElse...

#Now with #AddedHope and #SuperSpicyBelief | #NotIncluded #SoldSeparately

#BusyBusy #BeingRetired... #BusyBeingRetired

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone
4: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...

#BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantRemember (or #JustDontKnow) how a #FederationWorks...

#LookITUp | #DogsCanLookUp

#DontPanic; #TheInternet is #StillOn...

Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething with a #Semicolon, and an #OxfordComma...

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#AnotherPrideMonth #EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #StayingEuropean #ChooseYourAdventure #TheMediverse #Mediversing #TooOldForALTText #TooBusyForALTText #StillNotYule #NotNewsTube #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #BlahBlahBlah #SomethingAboutFootball #OrSomething #TheInternetIsStillOn #WorkingAsIntended #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #TheGhostOfNHSEngland #PolicingTheInternet

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #OnlyMonday...!

#IT's #MondayAgain...!

#DontPanic; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

And, 4: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...

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#NoFucKingWay #DeadWivesClub #IndependentStatehood #StateVisit #BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #NoAgeVerificationRequired #FreedomOfExpression #AndAllThat

#CovidFree is #SoIncrediblyHot...

Also, #Supernatural is #QuiteGoodFun; #WatchIT, #IF you've #NotSeenIT... #IT's like #TheXFiles / #DawsonsCreek #LoveChild you thought you #NeverNeeded in #YourLife...

#HaveFun | #KnowTheRules and #TryNotToKillAnyone

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#MakeTimeForBacon #QuoteToots #StillQuiteCool

#OpenLetter...

#DearNHSEngland,

#WHY are you #StillRecruiting for #ExecutiveSeniorManagers when #NHSEngland #DoesNotExist...?

#ForSure; a #StrategicModelsOfCareDirector would be #QuiteNice to have... But, you #DoNotExist...

And, #AnotherDay of #AllThatWork... #NotGettingDone...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano

And, #StopBeingHitler...

#DontForget, #TheFediverseRemembers 🎈

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNearlyButNotQuiteSupperTimeNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's a #GloriousEvening for #DrinkingBeer in the #TalesFromTheRoseGarden... #MyLittleBigBuddySaysSo and he's #Finished #HittingThingsWithHammers for #Today...

#Meanwhile...

#TheGeneralConsensus is that #SteveBannon wants #SpaceKarenX to #HookHimUp with #KatyPerry... #InSpace...!

#IT's #OK; #ChatGPT will be #UpAgain... #Soonish™️... And then, you can get your #RobotOfChoice to #MakeUp the #QuantumHighlyWeaponisedBullcrap of #YourChoosing

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

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#OpenLetter...

#DearNHSEngland,

#WHY are you #StillRecruiting for #ExecutiveSeniorManagers when #NHSEngland #DoesNotExist...?

#ForSure; an #IntegrationDirector would be #QuiteNice to have... But, you #DoNotExist...

And, #AnotherDay of #AllThatWork... #NotGettingDone...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano

#DontForget, #TheFediverseRemembers 🎈

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingAfterDinnerDoughnutNotNews; #IT's #AfterDinner with #Doughnuts...

#Supernatural is #QuiteGoodFun; #WatchIT, #IF you've #NotSeenIT... #IT's like #TheXFiles / #DawsonsCreek #LoveChild you thought you #NeverNeeded in #YourLife...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#IT "should" #BeSaid that #Some of #TheDialogue is #Terrible; #TrulyTerrible and #IT's #MostlyCompleteHorseshit; but... #IT's #Fictional; #So, #That's #OK...

There is #Something #RemarkablyWatchable about #JensenAckles...

Even #MyLittleBigBuddy says so... We're #Both going to #AddHim to #TheList... #Along with #MichaelFassbender and #SteveWaddington...

#ShakinStevens... #NotSoMuch... The #CuddlyKnitwear is #TooMuch... He's also a #BitTooMuchLike #DeadElvis... His #Music is #QuiteDerivative and #MostlyGeneric...

But... #Supernatural; #WatchIT, #DontWatchIT - #BeAwareWolf...

#IT's also #StillNotYule™️

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#CovidFree is #SoIncrediblyHot...

Also, #Supernatural is #QuiteGoodFun; #WatchIT, #IF you've #NotSeenIT... #IT's like #TheXFiles / #DawsonsCreek #LoveChild you thought you #NeverNeeded in #YourLife...

#HaveFun | #KnowTheRules and #TryNotToKillAnyone

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#InCelebration of #Surviving #OneWholeYear with the #MastodonSpyBalloon, #MyLittleBigBuddy and I shall be taking an #EarlyBath; we have #SnugglyJammies, and #ChristmasChocolates...

Even though #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

There shall be #Kissing and #SomeCuddles...

#TheRules:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

And, #DontForget... #MaskUp...

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@PSiReN

#AllowMeToAssist

#ThereAreThreeRulesToHashtagging

1: #HashtagAllTheThings
2: #FollowRuleOne
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

@setsly