#captainredbeanbearsaysso — Public Fediverse posts

#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #FancyHatFurzday...

#IT's been a #BusyBusyWeek, aye... We should #Probably have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

#CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo... He's #InHiding and, #LikeAldkin, prefers #TheSmell of #Goatmen...

#ThenAgain, he has #FluffForBrains™️

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#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #TheOppositeOfNews #DefinitelyNotNews #NotNewNews #NotNewsTube #EUTube #ExploringDeath #SonyExclusives

#LetsPlay... #RosesNotRoses...

#TheRules:

1: #Roses; #OrNotRoses; or,
2: #NotRoses...

And, 3: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...

#RedBeanBear is #StillRed...

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

#CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo...

#MoreRoses...! #ManyRoses...! #JustRoses...

There was a #Prophecy... 🔮

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#EuropeanServer #ServingIT #AllTheTime #StillServingIT #SomewhereInEurope #TalesFromTheRoseGarden #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #TooMuchLikeFakebook #NoALTTextRequired

We're #HoldingEdSheeran as a #Hostage...

#FixWindowsMediaPlayer... #Again... #AgainAgain...

#Or...

We'll #DeployClippyAI to #Substitute #MyAlbumArt with #MoreAlbumArt...

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#EuropeanServer #ServingIT #StillServingIT #RedBeanBear #StillRed #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo

#WelcomeToTheBBC...

#RedBeanBear is #StillRed; #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo...

In #UltraHD / #4KFormat; #TotallySupported by #DolbyDigital...

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#EuropeanServer #ServingIT #AllTheTime #StillServingIT #TalesFromTheRoseGarden #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #TooMuchLikeFakebook #DiabloIVWorld #StillWorkingAsIntended

#HomeAgain... #HomeAgain...

#RedBeanBear is #StillRed; #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo...

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#EuropeanServer #ServingIT #AllTheTime #StillServingIT #TalesFromTheRoseGarden #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #TooMuchLikeFakebook

RE: https://psiren.eu/@PSiReN/111524552191396721

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

#CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo...

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#EuropeanServer #ServingIT #AllTheTime #StillServingIT #TalesFromTheRoseGarden #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #TooMuchLikeFakebook

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFancyHatFurzdayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #StillNotNews...

#TheOppositeOfNews...!

#RedBeanBear is #StillRed...

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

#CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo...

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#EuropeanServer #ServingIT #AllTheTime #StillServingIT #TalesFromTheRoseGarden #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #TooMuchLikeFakebook

#LetsPlay... #RosesNotRoses...

#TheRules:

1: #Roses; #OrNotRoses; or,
2: #NotRoses...

And, 3: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...

#RedBeanBear is #StillRed...

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

#CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo...

#MoreRoses...! #ManyRoses...! #JustRoses...

There was a #Prophecy... 🔮

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#EuropeanServer #ServingIT #AllTheTime #StillServingIT #SomewhereInEurope #TalesFromTheRoseGarden #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #TooMuchLikeFakebook

#LetsPlay... #RosesNotRoses...

#TheRules:

1: #Roses; #OrNotRoses; or,
2: #NotRoses...

And, 3: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...

#RedBeanBear is #StillRed...

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

#CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo...

#MoreRoses...!

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#EuropeanServer #ServingIT #AllTheTime #StillServingIT #TalesFromTheRoseGarden #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #TooMuchLikeFakebook

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingBaconBagelDayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TheOppositeOfNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #Still a #LongWeekend; #SoFar... #MoreToFollow...

#IT's been #Glorious...

Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

#RedBeanBear [#CaptainRedBeanBear]... #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo...

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#WhateverHappenedTo #Mastodon #WhatsUpBro #TooEuropean #NoAgeVerificationRequired #NoALTText #TooOldForALTText #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingEuropeanHeatWaveNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #StillJollySunny in #TheOutside; there was a #Prophecy... 🔮

#RedBeanBear [#CaptanRedBeanBear]... #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo...

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#EuropeanServer #ServingIT #AllTheTime #TheEurovisioning #Happened #BlameEurovision

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingHappyHumpDayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TheOppositeOfNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's been another #HotAndSticky #One in #TheOutside... #LikeMars; also #NotVeryMuchLikeMars... #TooManyTrees and #Things...

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#HotHotHot #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo #StillNotNews #CmonMexico #MyDataIsMyData #MyDataIsStillMyData

#LetsPlay... #RosesNotRoses...!

#TheRules:

1: #Roses; #OrNotRoses; or,
2: #NotRoses...

And, 3: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...

#CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo...

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#EuropeanServer #ServingIT #AllTheTime

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingBaconBagelDayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TheOppositeOfNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #Still a #HotAndSticky #LongWeekend; #SoFar... #MoreToFollow...

#IT's been #Glorious...

Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

#RedBeanBear [#CaptainRedBeanBear]... #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo...

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#WhateverHappenedTo #Mastodon #WhatsUpBro #TooEuropean #NoAgeVerificationRequired #NoALTText #TooOldForALTText

#TrueStory | #StillTrue™️

#RedBeanBear [#CaptainRedBeanBear]... #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo...

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https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/109822606933382412

#TheInternetIsStillOn #WorkingAsIntended #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #DigitalServicesAct

#So...

#That's #AllFine...

#StillWorkingAsIntended...

#EverythingIsStillBon...

With #TheRightStaff™️ and #EULaw...

#DontPanic; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

1: #SpaceKarenX's US$44bn #KiddiePornGeneratingAI #Website is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

And, #TheInternetIsStillOn...

#WorkingAsIntended... #StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended

Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...

#RedBeanBear [ #CaptainRedBeanBear ]... #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo...

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#ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #AsIntended #TooOldForALTText #MFFS #NoAgeVerificationRequired

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFuntimeFridayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TheOppositeOfNews and #Someweather...

#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside; #QuiteWarm, too...

And, we're #AllUpdaticated...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

And, 4: #StopBeingHitler; #IT's #TheNewRules...

#LemonUp; #Otherwise you'll #CatchScurvy...

#CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo...

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#BeingEuropean #EuropeanServer #ServingIT #BeingLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud

#TumTeTumTeTum...

#BusyBusyBusy... #BusyBeingRetired...

#RedBeanBear [#CaptainRedBeanBear]... #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo... !

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#BeingEuropean #BeingRight #BeingLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud #NoALTTextRequired

And, #ToMake: #SnozzidgesAndMashSammidges with #FrenchHPSauce; you will #Need:

1: #Stuff; and,
2: #Things...

And, 3: #Cheese; #NiceCheese.

Don't be #Tempted to use #HorribleCheese; because it's #Horrible... I don't even know why #People make #HorribleCheese; it's #Horrible...

#CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo and he's got #FluffForBrains™️

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#HappyBaconSammidgeDay #VegetarianOptions #AnotherPrideMonth

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingBluebellSeasonNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

#TheOppositeOfNews...

#YouKnow we're #BeingRight; #So... #Why are you #EvenArguing #AboutIT... | #LookNoQuestionMark

#DontPanic; #NoOneCares...

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#Eurovision2026NotNews #DoTheCoffee #DoTheThings #TooOldForALTText #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingBluebellSeasonNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...

#TheOppositeOfNews...

#TheCoffeeBar is #StillOpen... #GodsDammit...?!

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#Eurovision2026NotNews #DoTheCoffee #DoTheThings #TooOldForALTText #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo

#NowLook...

#ToMake: #SnozzidgesAndMash with #OnionGravy; you will #Need:

1: #Stuff; and,
2: #Things

#NotFromAPacket; #ProperOnionGravy #FTW...!

#CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo and he's got #FluffForBrains™️

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#TumTeTumTeTum...

#BusyBusyBusy... #BusyBeingRetired...

#GearingUp for #Eurovision2026SecondSemiFinal...

#IT's #SoExciticatin'...!

#RedBeanBear [#CaptainRedBeanBear]... #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo... !

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#BeingEuropean #BeingRight #BeingLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud #SucksToBeYou #WhoeverYouAre #TheGhostOfMisterDenNeedsJesus

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDefinitelyNotNewsNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TheOppositeOfNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside and #IT's #TooEarly for #Eurovision2026...

There'll be #MoreEurovision... #Later...

#BraceYourselves... #IT's #TooSunny...!

#NeedMoreBeer...

#CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo...

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#BeigEuropean #IndependentStatehood #BeingLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud #DodgyCoins

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingTheWeekendNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TheOppositeOfNews and #SomeWeather...

#IT's #TooSunny for #Telly; #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo...

#BestRecommendation: #DrinkMoreBeer in the #TalesFromTheRoseGarden...

#CovidFree is #SoIncrediblyHot...

And, #TeslaVsLovecraft is #StillAThing...

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#BeingEuropean #EuropeDay #StillWorkingAsIntended

#Quote: "#ShutUpHeather..."

#IT's #WorldDonkeyDay...!

#CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo... And, he's got #FluffForBrains™️

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#BeingEuropean #EuropeanServer #BeingLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud #MayContainTracesOfAI

#Meanwhile...

#TheStage is #AlsoSet...

#IT's also #TechnicallyFancy...

#CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo... He's got #FluffForBrains™️

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#NoALTText #TooOldForALTText #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended

#HappyHappy #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!

And, #Welcome to #CaptainRedBeanBear's #MakingCoffeeMasterclass...

#ToMakeCoffee; you #NeedCoffee, and #Spoons...

#LetsRecap...

#ToMakeCoffee; you need:

• #Coffee;
• #MoreCoffee;
• #Spoons; and, maybe
• #MoreBullets...

#DefinitelyNeedSpoons and #Coffee...

#CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo and he's got #FluffForBrains™️

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#NoALTText #BeingEuropean #BeingLegal

🎶 #DeckTheHalls...

🎵 With #LoadsOfLaundry...

🎶 #Fa-#La-#La-#La-#Lah... #Lah-#La-#La-#Lah...

#IT's #TooEarly for #ChristmasDecorations; #Because... #Reasons...

#CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo... With #SnugglyBlankets...

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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #TheJoyOfLaundry #NotChristmas #ChristmasIsBullcrap #AllRugbySocksMatter #SnugglySocksAlsoMatter

#BTW: #IT's #NearlyChristmas...

#CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo...

He can #Borrow #MyDoctorate in #ClinicalPsychiatry and #Engineering... #IF he #WantsTo; he has #FluffForBrains™️

#IT's #Great; #BeingRetired...

#TryIT... You #MightLikeIT...

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