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And, #ToMake: #SnozzidgesAndMashSammidges with #FrenchHPSauce; you will #Need:
And, 3: #Cheese; #NiceCheese.
Don't be #Tempted to use #HorribleCheese; because it's #Horrible... I don't even know why #People make #HorribleCheese; it's #Horrible...
#CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo and he's got #FluffForBrains™️
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#HappyBaconSammidgeDay #VegetarianOptions #AnotherPrideMonth
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingBluebellSeasonNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...
#YouKnow we're #BeingRight; #So... #Why are you #EvenArguing #AboutIT... | #LookNoQuestionMark
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#Eurovision2026NotNews #DoTheCoffee #DoTheThings #TooOldForALTText #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingBluebellSeasonNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...
#TheCoffeeBar is #StillOpen... #GodsDammit...?!
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#Eurovision2026NotNews #DoTheCoffee #DoTheThings #TooOldForALTText #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo
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#NowLook...
#ToMake: #SnozzidgesAndMash with #OnionGravy; you will #Need:
#NotFromAPacket; #ProperOnionGravy #FTW...!
#CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo and he's got #FluffForBrains™️
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#BusyBusyBusy... #BusyBeingRetired...
#GearingUp for #Eurovision2026SecondSemiFinal...
#IT's #SoExciticatin'...!
#RedBeanBear [#CaptainRedBeanBear]... #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo... !
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#BeingEuropean #BeingRight #BeingLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud #SucksToBeYou #WhoeverYouAre #TheGhostOfMisterDenNeedsJesus
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDefinitelyNotNewsNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TheOppositeOfNews and #SomeWeather...
#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside and #IT's #TooEarly for #Eurovision2026...
There'll be #MoreEurovision... #Later...
#BraceYourselves... #IT's #TooSunny...!
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#BeigEuropean #IndependentStatehood #BeingLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud #DodgyCoins
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDefinitelyNotNewsNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TheOppositeOfNews and #SomeWeather...
#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside and #IT's #TooEarly for #Eurovision2026...
There'll be #MoreEurovision... #Later...
#BraceYourselves... #IT's #TooSunny...!
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#BeigEuropean #IndependentStatehood #BeingLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud #DodgyCoins
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDefinitelyNotNewsNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TheOppositeOfNews and #SomeWeather...
#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside and #IT's #TooEarly for #Eurovision2026...
There'll be #MoreEurovision... #Later...
#BraceYourselves... #IT's #TooSunny...!
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#BeigEuropean #IndependentStatehood #BeingLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud #DodgyCoins
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDefinitelyNotNewsNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TheOppositeOfNews and #SomeWeather...
#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside and #IT's #TooEarly for #Eurovision2026...
There'll be #MoreEurovision... #Later...
#BraceYourselves... #IT's #TooSunny...!
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#BeigEuropean #IndependentStatehood #BeingLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud #DodgyCoins
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDefinitelyNotNewsNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TheOppositeOfNews and #SomeWeather...
#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside and #IT's #TooEarly for #Eurovision2026...
There'll be #MoreEurovision... #Later...
#BraceYourselves... #IT's #TooSunny...!
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#BeigEuropean #IndependentStatehood #BeingLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud #DodgyCoins
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingTheWeekendNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TheOppositeOfNews and #SomeWeather...
#IT's #TooSunny for #Telly; #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo...
#BestRecommendation: #DrinkMoreBeer in the #TalesFromTheRoseGarden...
#CovidFree is #SoIncrediblyHot...
And, #TeslaVsLovecraft is #StillAThing...
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#Quote: "#ShutUpHeather..."
#IT's #WorldDonkeyDay...!
#CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo... And, he's got #FluffForBrains™️
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#BeingEuropean #EuropeanServer #BeingLegal #AsOpposedTo #AllTheFraud #MayContainTracesOfAI
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#Meanwhile...
#IT's also #TechnicallyFancy...
#CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo... He's got #FluffForBrains™️
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#NoALTText #TooOldForALTText #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended
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#HappyHappy #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!
And, #Welcome to #CaptainRedBeanBear's #MakingCoffeeMasterclass...
#ToMakeCoffee; you #NeedCoffee, and #Spoons...
#LetsRecap...
#ToMakeCoffee; you need:
• #Coffee;
• #MoreCoffee;
• #Spoons; and, maybe
• #MoreBullets...#DefinitelyNeedSpoons and #Coffee...
#CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo and he's got #FluffForBrains™️
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🎶 #DeckTheHalls...
🎵 With #LoadsOfLaundry...
🎶 #Fa-#La-#La-#La-#Lah... #Lah-#La-#La-#Lah...
#IT's #TooEarly for #ChristmasDecorations; #Because... #Reasons...
#CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo... With #SnugglyBlankets...
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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #TheJoyOfLaundry #NotChristmas #ChristmasIsBullcrap #AllRugbySocksMatter #SnugglySocksAlsoMatter
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#BTW: #IT's #NearlyChristmas...
He can #Borrow #MyDoctorate in #ClinicalPsychiatry and #Engineering... #IF he #WantsTo; he has #FluffForBrains™️
#IT's #Great; #BeingRetired...
#TryIT... You #MightLikeIT...
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#ThisWeekend, we shall #Mostly be #Updating our #Choreography... #Again... With #VeryBigHammers™️...
#CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo... #BareRedBeanBear...
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There will be #GoodScotch in #TheFuture...
#IT's a #Prophecy... #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo...
There will also #BeThings... #InBoxes...
And, #MoreThings in #Boxes... #InBoxes... #InBoxes...
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Do we #KnowAnyone with an #Antonov: #AN225...? #TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx because #EverythingIsBetter with an "X" on #IT...?
#BeingRight is #SuperAwesome™️
#CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo... And, he's #AllUpdaticated...
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Do we #KnowAnyone with an #Antonov: #AN225...? #TotallySupported by #DolbyProLogicIIx because #EverythingIsBetter with an "X" on #IT...?
#BeingWright is #SuperAwesome™️
#CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo... And, he's #AllUpdaticated...
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#BTW: The #VeryBigHammers™️ are #VeryBig...
#CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo and he's got #FluffForBrains™️
"Do we #KnowAnyone with an #Antonov: #AN225...?"
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#HappyHappy #HappyBaconSammidgeDay...!
And, #Welcome to #CaptainRedBeanBear's #MakingCoffeeMasterclass...
#ToMakeCoffee; you #NeedCoffee, and #Spoons...
#LetsRecap...
#ToMakeCoffee; you need:
• #Coffee;
• #MoreCoffee;
• #Spoons; and, maybe
• #MoreBullets...#DefinitelyNeedSpoons and #Coffee...
#CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo and he's got #FluffForBrains™️
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#Meanwhile...
#IF you're #OnTheHunt for a #DisasterMovie...
You could #DoWorse... #CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo and he's got #FluffForBrains™️
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#PoliticalBiographies are #TheWorkOfFiction...
#CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo... And, he's got #FluffForBrains™️
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#Meanwhile...
#JapaneseColonelSanders was a #MilitaryMan...
#CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo... And, he's got #FluffForBrains™️...
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#ThisWeekend, we shall #Mostly be #Updating our #Choreography... #Again... With #VeryBigHammers™️...
#CaptainRedBeanBearSaysSo... #BareRedBeanBear...
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