#sorted — Public Fediverse posts

https://www.evshift.com/508562/one-tap-to-beat-the-heat-mgs9-plug-in-hybrid-has-your-summer-sorted-mgs9phev/ One tap to beat the heat. MGS9 Plug-in Hybrid has your summer sorted. #MGS9PHEV #beat #ElectricCars #ElectricVehicles #EV #heat #Hybrid #Hybrids #MGS9 #MGS9PHEV #PlugInHybrids #PlugIn #SORTED #Summer #Tap

@pheonix
You could 'easily' achieve this by ionising every atom in, for example your body, and feeding groups of them into a large particle accelerator.
#sorted #physics

@BobLefridge

And in the vapid trivia department, who on earth is Luxon's tailor?

Surely Modi could have referred Luxon to some top class tailors after his visit to India last year.

But no, still the Crumplestiltskin look from Luxon during today's meeting in New Zealand.

#sorted

@paulh

@BobLefridge

And in the vapid trivia department, who on earth is Luxon's tailor?

Surely Modi could have referred Luxon to some top class tailors after his visit to India last year.

But no, still the Crumplestiltskin look from Luxon during today's meeting in New Zealand.

#sorted

@paulh

#jouRapNal #book19 day 48

20260602Tue

#3goodThings #trampoline #backyard #build #threeGoodThings

#miscommunication #sorted #responsively

Years ago I suggested in jest to a member of staff at our local day care that they could teach the children how to make breakfast.

At the time, with pre-school children the idea of staying in bed even just a half hour longer in the morning was an dream that could not be fulfilled.

Roll on several years.

"We're making waffles for breakfast" rang in my ears as the junior members of the family tumbled down the stairs this morning.

#Sorted !

#riteofpasage #breakfast #waffles

Years ago I suggested in jest to a member of staff at our local day care that they could teach the children how to make breakfast.

At the time, with pre-school children the idea of staying in bed even just a half hour longer in the morning was an dream that could not be fulfilled.

Roll on several years.

"We're making waffles for breakfast" rang in my ears as the junior members of the family tumbled down the stairs this morning.

#Sorted !

#riteofpasage #breakfast #waffles

@penguin86 unsorted/unsortable #electronics are interesting, but where are the shots of the #sorted and well organized #components?

@penguin86 unsorted/unsortable #electronics are interesting, but where are the shots of the #sorted and well organized #components?

@cmconseils
1) 20 mins of aerobic exercise
2) Bedroom window slightly open
3) Completely dark bedroom (or use an eye mask). Use ear plugs too if there's any unavoidable noise.
#sorted #sleep #FuckDrugs

@horizonchris84
Hey, those all sound like problems we could solve with more AI.
#sorted
#apocalypse
#slopocalypse

@fesshole
Block all wazzocks.
#sorted

@EricBono
Ah-ha - think I've worked it out. Malaysian phone number. Hot country. Cold baths.
#sorted #bath

https://www.evshift.com/395813/family-plans-sorted-join-sam-and-rob-as-they-take-the-tiguan-for-a-24-hour-test-drive/ Family plans sorted. Join Sam and Rob as they take the Tiguan for a 24-hour test drive. #24Hour #drive #ElectricCars #ElectricVehicles #EV #family #join #Plans #ROB #SAM #SORTED #Test #Tiguan #volkswagen #VolkswagenUK

Notes on Sorted Data

https://amit.prasad.me/blog/sorted-data

#HackerNews #Notes #on #Sorted #Data #DataSorting #TechInsights #DataAnalysis #HackerNews

Notes on Sorted Data

https://amit.prasad.me/blog/sorted-data

#HackerNews #Notes #on #Sorted #Data #DataSorting #TechInsights #DataAnalysis #HackerNews

@sleet01

The Proclaimers - Letter From America

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy9GmieAEaQ&list=RDyy9GmieAEaQ&start_radio=1

#sorted...

@sleet01

The Proclaimers - Letter From America

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy9GmieAEaQ&list=RDyy9GmieAEaQ&start_radio=1

#sorted...

After the pompous carp of a "formal process" to strip the #titles of ex-#PrinceAndrew (see my toot at https://mastodon.ie/@2legged/115474788529775596), the #UK's #KingCharlesIII needed only to sign 4 one-paragraph letters and publish them in his 3 blogs. #Sorted

Here's the entry from the 6 November 2025 issue of The #LondonGazette, whose 359th birthday is tomorrow. https://www.thegazette.co.uk/London/issue/64895/page/21341

Similar entries appear in the Edinburgh and Belfast Gazettes.

#Charlie3 could have done this in his tea break. #TheMadCountry

After the pompous carp of a "formal process" to strip the #titles of ex-#PrinceAndrew (see my toot at https://mastodon.ie/@2legged/115474788529775596), the #UK's #KingCharlesIII needed only to sign 4 one-paragraph letters and publish them in his 3 blogs. #Sorted

Here's the entry from the 6 November 2025 issue of The #LondonGazette, whose 359th birthday is tomorrow. https://www.thegazette.co.uk/London/issue/64895/page/21341

Similar entries appear in the Edinburgh and Belfast Gazettes.

#Charlie3 could have done this in his tea break. #TheMadCountry

@charmedlassie
If it wasn't such a long trip, that would get me through the door!

Flat white, extra shot please.
And a corner table to write a few more chapters.
#Sorted

These are tough times for #YouthWorkers in NZ right now - I just had to cancel another training workshop due to low ticket sales (and we have one of the best, and most respected, trainers in the industry).

Due mostly to massive funding cuts across the charitable & non-profit sector organisations can't afford to invest in PD at the moment, and that means less-qualified staff, who feel less valued, and who we know from internal research are paid well below other sectors.

Every week, another charity providing critical social work with at-risk populations goes under - even while funding for prisons is increased.

It reminds me that, actually, we have *all* of the answers we need to solve social problems - and the people to do it - but we do not have the will.

For some, it seems, charities must eternally exist as part of a moral eco-system where poor & vulnerable people must also eternally exist, along with 'baddies' that do crime. "That's just the way the world is" they will say, smiling, as they dispense Weetbix and budgeting advice with a patronising smile.

It's all rubbish. We made this world, and we can choose to make it different. The people I work with daily show-up and change people's lives for the better. They get shit pay and no respect, but they do it anyway. They have hope for the young people they work with. They foster that hope in these rangatahi. It is infectious. It is crucial. And I wish we had that same hope and aspiration for our society as a whole.

As it stands we are most definitely not #Sorted.

These are tough times for #YouthWorkers in NZ right now - I just had to cancel another training workshop due to low ticket sales (and we have one of the best, and most respected, trainers in the industry).

Due mostly to massive funding cuts across the charitable & non-profit sector organisations can't afford to invest in PD at the moment, and that means less-qualified staff, who feel less valued, and who we know from internal research are paid well below other sectors.

Every week, another charity providing critical social work with at-risk populations goes under - even while funding for prisons is increased.

It reminds me that, actually, we have *all* of the answers we need to solve social problems - and the people to do it - but we do not have the will.

For some, it seems, charities must eternally exist as part of a moral eco-system where poor & vulnerable people must also eternally exist, along with 'baddies' that do crime. "That's just the way the world is" they will say, smiling, as they dispense Weetbix and budgeting advice with a patronising smile.

It's all rubbish. We made this world, and we can choose to make it different. The people I work with daily show-up and change people's lives for the better. They get shit pay and no respect, but they do it anyway. They have hope for the young people they work with. They foster that hope in these rangatahi. It is infectious. It is crucial. And I wish we had that same hope and aspiration for our society as a whole.

As it stands we are most definitely not #Sorted.

@keefeglise That city is as far west as Blackpool if I remember correctly #Sorted

Painting on paper, 30 x 20 cm: Ambiguous impulses for your mental cinema!
#kunst #contemporaryArt #mentalCinema #analogArt #painting #rubberStamp #reliefPrinting #saveBioDiversity #climateActionNow #systemChange #endFossilFuels #makeArtNotWar #noAFD #NoRacism #NoFascism #humanRights #humanDignity #Нетвойны #scribbles #hands #raisedFingers #raisedHands #admonition #exortation #colourful #diversity #littleCreatures #littleAnimals #sorted #ordered #succession

No time for friends? Solve that problem by using generative AI tools and boom — no more friends. #sorted

No time for friends? Solve that problem by using generative AI tools and boom — no more friends. #sorted

@ClareBear yeah but if we're destroying the environment and refuting science why would we need to research it?
#Sorted

@ClareBear yeah but if we're destroying the environment and refuting science why would we need to research it?
#Sorted

Evening plan: turn up the heat, get snacks and Thatcher’s Zero Cider poured over a LOT of ice, sink into my Stressless recliner chair, deploy matching footstool, then pick and watch a feel-good film.

#Sorted

@DemocracyMattersALot I wonder what happened to him.
#sorted

Sorted secures £1.65M to bolster AI-driven recycling sorting technologies, highlighting the commitment to advancing sustainable waste management solutions.

#Sorted #Fundraising #AIDriven #Recycling #SortingTech #Innovation #Sustainable #WasteManagement #Technology #Investment #RecyclingTech #AIAdvancements #GreenTech #Environmental #TechNews #SustainableFuture #AIInnovation #WasteSorting #TechInvestment #EcoFriendly #RecyclingInnovation #SortedTech #AISolutions #WasteReduction #TechFunding

https://www.evshift.com/277093/is-the-fiido-titan-the-most-sorted-e-bike-of-the-year/ Is the Fiido Titan, ‘The Most Sorted E-bike of The Year? #26 #26x4 #atv #Cargo #Durable #ebike #ELECTRIC #ElectricBikes #ElectricMotorcycles #ElectricVehicles #EV #FatTyre #Fiido #FiidoTitan #Fishing #HeavyDuty #hunting #motorcycles #OffRoad #review #robust #SORTED #SUV #Titan #TorqueSensinng #TorqueSensor #utility #Year

@donaldball @MediaActivist cool, so we agree it sucks, too. So, let’s write policy to land us somewhere nice. Less oligarchy. More protective, empowering, and fair. We’ll need regs against abuse, which intrinsically means it’s not anarchic. #Sorted

@georgetakei I took measures against this by making sure my children do not exist
#sorted

@berz A whole pinecone, raw. #sorted

@kiwa definitely; you'll shoot out your eye with that thing
#sorted

@batkaren See, I told you having your hand replaced with the Monkey's Paw would render it harmless.
Except the urge to kill, of course. But obviously you must have learned to control that
#sorted

@SKleefeld (sighs) Because it's based on large burning balls of plasma, silly
#sorted

@thecommongreen The SNP has been just as bad as all the others at taking power away from communities and concentrating it in the centre.

Having said that I find the section in #Sorted on local democracy disapportingly timid and conservative.

It should be for localities to decide on their regional groupings, not for the centre to impose them; and for that to work, tax has to be collected at the periphery, not in the centre.

@stephen

Nah, quantum bogo sort still is the best

#programming #algoritm #sorted