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Łapy bolą od noszenia koszyka 😉
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Łapy bolą od noszenia koszyka 😉
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Łapy bolą od noszenia koszyka 😉
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Łapy bolą od noszenia koszyka 😉
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Łapy bolą od noszenia koszyka 😉
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Son just came into my office:
Son: Dad, I keep getting 100% on my math tests at school!
Dad: Very average.
Son: Sob! And every time I get one, it lowers my class grade from 105%!
Dad: Disappointing.
Son: I'm now down to 104%!
Dad: Failure.
Son: This is horrible!
Dad: Why aren't you doing more extra credit?
Son: I already did it all! What... what do I do?
Dad: Use your Asian powers, of course. WHAT, DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU EVERYTHING?
Dad/Son: BAHAHA! 🤣