CW: Raccoon leavings
Raccoons have human sized poops.
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Raccoons have human sized poops.
The raccoons figured out how to turn off the iPad much quicker than I thought they would lol #raccoon #wildlife #raccoonfamily #backyardwildlife #cuteanimals
raccoon enjoying a night picnic :) #raccoon #wildlife #raccoonfamily #backyardwildlife #cuteanimals
raccoons seeing jellyfishes for the first time. what should I show them next? #raccoon #critter #raccoonfamily #backyardwildlife #cuteanimals
Austin firefighters say raccoon stuck in tree is 'alive and unharmed'
Austin Firefighters Association said on Monday a concerned neighbor reported a raccoon with its head stuck in the hallow of a tree.
https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/austin-firefighters-say-raccoon-stuck-in-tree-is-alive-and-unharmed/
#Austin #Local #News #TopStories
Who wants some sautéed raccoon assholes on a stick with a nice dip? Asking for the late #GeorgeCarlin. #RIP 🤣 🙏 💚 Dude is timeless xD Tickles my fancy till this day… xD
🧠 Be a sentient raccoon.
🦹 Obey the urge to do crime.
🗑️ Eat trash to gain power.
💎 Collect Shiny for your growing Horde.
🦝 Live that best trash panda life!
🎲 Fast playing Motif d6 system.
👇 Start your quest of chaos today!
https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/390045/Eat-Trash-Do-Crime-Raccoon-Anarchy-TTRPG?affiliate_id=741284
13 News Now: Raccoon causes power outage for about 4,000 Norfolk Dominion Energy customers
A custom avatar commission I made recently for a person on Bluesky🔥✨
It was a fun one to draw although it’s the first time I’ve drawn a raccoon in my life :D
#MastoArt #AshenwaveArt #CommissionsOpen #FediArt #Art #ArtistsOnMastodon #Raccoon #Illustration
I'm also planning to play a demo on twitch later. Idk. It's that new raccoon game. I forgot the name lol.
Anyways, I'll be off now. I won't stay too long here given social media provenly wears down my sanity over time and any sort of engagement from people like you (yes, you !) deals some brain damage to me haha.
I know you're all nice but yeah.. My brain's gone fucked up for too long I forgot the "naturally social" aspect of humans and "naturally solitary" of bears took place
I'll leave y'all a nice music from the game tho, Maybe this time I'll prolly survive 7 nights away from socials, maybe even more.
...or maybe I'll just disappear from the socials altogether. Idk lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKHAmb73qOY
#zenlesszonezero #gaming #linuxgaming #mastodon #bear #bears
🐧🎄 ¡Regalo de Navidad 2026 confirmado! Linux Mint 27 "Adrien" llega en diciembre.
Ojo al dato: se agotó el alfabeto femenino (hasta "Zena" en la 22.3) y ahora arrancan con nombres MASCULINOS. Y el "27" no es casual: apunta al año que viene (2027). Les cuento el cambio de paradigma 🧵
🗓️ El cambio más fuerte para sysadmins: se acabaron las versiones intermedias. Adiós a las 27.1, 27.2, etc.
Mint pasa a un ciclo de lanzamiento ANUAL con un año entero de desarrollo. Después de la 27 viene directo la 28. Menos fatiga de actualizaciones, más estabilidad. ⚖️
⚙️ La base técnica:
✅ Ubuntu 26.04 LTS "Resolute Raccoon"
✅ Kernel Linux 7.0 por defecto
✅ Ediciones: Cinnamon, MATE y Xfce.
La receta clásica de Mint: roca sólida, soporte prolongado y un año entero de cocción para esta release (Clement Lefebvre dice que no recuerda tantos cambios juntos en 20 años). 🛡️
🛠️ Las X-Apps siguen reemplazando dependencias de GNOME:
✅ Clockenstein (calendario)
✅ Clocks (alarmas estilo Android)
✅ Xepub (lector de ebooks)
Y en el horno: Superlight (monitor), Unfold (compresor 7zip) y Velocity (terminal estilo Ghostty). 🚀
🔧 Dos detalles técnicos clave:
1. La herramienta de administración sumará funciones para gestionar kernels (clave con la llegada del 7.0 HWE).
2. Wayland sigue avanzando en Cinnamon, pero el equipo es prudente: NO confirmaron que sea la sesión por defecto. Primero estabilidad. 🐧
💡 La posta: Mint 27 "Adrien" no es solo un update, es un cambio de filosofía. Un año de desarrollo, ciclo anual y apps propias. El regalo de Navidad para los que buscamos un escritorio que "simplemente funcione".
#ComunidadTech #LinuxMint #Wayland #Cinnamon
#XApps #FOSS #Productividad #Ubuntu #Kernel #LTS #SysAdmin #DesktopLinux #LinuxMint #SoftwareLibre #Linux
We Can Hang Out
It’s a maybeI’ll go to hell.And possiblyyou will as well.So if I doI’ll search for you.Will you search, too? © Stephen W. Buchanan 2026Published advertising free at “If You Haven’t Got A Sonnet”My daughter Bee has an Etsy site for "Hand sewn decorative items" - RaccoonStitches! Please check it out!Soda Pop really enjoy his nearly full night in the house! 6 hours of the most peaceful sleep of his life! Penguin didn't even complain much, and even napped in her current regular spot the entire time! No gray Smeagol Shambles and the Hobbits Dimensional Shambler raccoons to deal with last night!
#cat #cats #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #catstodon #MastoCats #CatsOfFediverse #PetsOfMastodon #TabbyCat #SpookyKitties #SodiumPopLightning
One of the trailcam monsters decided to record a special greeting for all its Mastodon friends. Turn up volume.
Is the mystery furry crooner a:
A. Bear
B. Bobcat
C. Porcupine
D. Raccoon
E. Weasel
*Answer is noted in the alt-text*
Shoutout to the record number of #Israelis flying back to #Israel from abroad to #vote against the criminal #Netanyahu.
Y'all are taking part in an election, which, if successful, will start rebuilding the future of Israel and the #MiddleEast, after everything he has done to destoy it. He has taken so much from your country, and now you may finally be able to bring him to justice.
My Heat Miser outfit for #halloween run club!
Hey #PDX #Puppet folk. Now that the internet fire has died down a little, it's #LastWednesday tomorrow! About 6pm at the Bye and Bye.
“As a matter of fact, we don’t fully understand it ourselves. We obey.” Oh, I get it. In the sequel, he’s reincarnated as Sam Altman. #FuckAI #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace #DelayedWatch
That’s the most boring Necronomicon I’ve ever seen. It looks like the family bible with all the kids’ names written in it. #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPlalace #DelayedWatch
I like how the trees around the door haven’t grown in 100 years. #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPlalace #DelayedWatch
So they’re like, the keepers of the town creature? #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPlalace #DelayedWatch
It’s food you want? Lemme pull a bloody raw chicken out of my pocket. #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPlalace #DelayedWatch
Where’s my “face of a zombie” bingo card? #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPlalace #DelayedWatch
So how precisely does everyone (in 1865) know *exactly* what a dude from 110 years ago looks like? #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPlalace #DelayedWatch
I was told there would be blowing playa at Burning Man, not fog. #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPlalace #DelayedWatch
That’s one hell of a waffle maker! #Monsterdon #TheHauntedPalace #DelayedWatch