#raccoons — Public Fediverse posts

I feed squirrels. They come to our back porch to eat everyday but this has to be the largest squirrel I've ever seen. I call him Rocket.
#squirrels #raccoons

I feed squirrels. They come to our back porch to eat everyday but this has to be the largest squirrel I've ever seen. I call him Rocket.
#squirrels #raccoons

I feed squirrels. They come to our back porch to eat everyday but this has to be the largest squirrel I've ever seen. I call him Rocket.
#squirrels #raccoons

I feed squirrels. They come to our back porch to eat everyday but this has to be the largest squirrel I've ever seen. I call him Rocket.
#squirrels #raccoons

I feed squirrels. They come to our back porch to eat everyday but this has to be the largest squirrel I've ever seen. I call him Rocket.
#squirrels #raccoons

Look at me! I am human. I walk on two feet. I clap in excitement. I repair AC units. I.am not suspicious!

#Raccoons #Raccoon #SpookyKittiesRaccoons #Wildlife #Wildlifephotography

Look at me! I am human. I walk on two feet. I clap in excitement. I repair AC units. I.am not suspicious!

#Raccoons #Raccoon #SpookyKittiesRaccoons #Wildlife #Wildlifephotography

Look at me! I am human. I walk on two feet. I clap in excitement. I repair AC units. I.am not suspicious!

#Raccoons #Raccoon #SpookyKittiesRaccoons #Wildlife #Wildlifephotography

Look at me! I am human. I walk on two feet. I clap in excitement. I repair AC units. I.am not suspicious!

#Raccoons #Raccoon #SpookyKittiesRaccoons #Wildlife #Wildlifephotography

Look at me! I am human. I walk on two feet. I clap in excitement. I repair AC units. I.am not suspicious!

#Raccoons #Raccoon #SpookyKittiesRaccoons #Wildlife #Wildlifephotography

Missed my chance to get a pic of Smeagol holding the stick in one hand like an extra large wizards staff.

#Wildlife #WildlifePhotogrpahy #Raccoon #Raccoons #SpookyKittiesRaccoons

Missed my chance to get a pic of Smeagol holding the stick in one hand like an extra large wizards staff.

#Wildlife #WildlifePhotogrpahy #Raccoon #Raccoons #SpookyKittiesRaccoons

Missed my chance to get a pic of Smeagol holding the stick in one hand like an extra large wizards staff.

#Wildlife #WildlifePhotogrpahy #Raccoon #Raccoons #SpookyKittiesRaccoons

Missed my chance to get a pic of Smeagol holding the stick in one hand like an extra large wizards staff.

#Wildlife #WildlifePhotogrpahy #Raccoon #Raccoons #SpookyKittiesRaccoons

Missed my chance to get a pic of Smeagol holding the stick in one hand like an extra large wizards staff.

#Wildlife #WildlifePhotogrpahy #Raccoon #Raccoons #SpookyKittiesRaccoons

"It was THIS BIG!" Smeagol says, a look of concern on her face.

#Wildlife #WildlifePhotography #Raccoon #Raccoons #SpookyKittiesRaccoons

"It was THIS BIG!" Smeagol says, a look of concern on her face.

#Wildlife #WildlifePhotography #Raccoon #Raccoons #SpookyKittiesRaccoons

"It was THIS BIG!" Smeagol says, a look of concern on her face.

#Wildlife #WildlifePhotography #Raccoon #Raccoons #SpookyKittiesRaccoons

"It was THIS BIG!" Smeagol says, a look of concern on her face.

#Wildlife #WildlifePhotography #Raccoon #Raccoons #SpookyKittiesRaccoons

"It was THIS BIG!" Smeagol says, a look of concern on her face.

#Wildlife #WildlifePhotography #Raccoon #Raccoons #SpookyKittiesRaccoons

Gizmodo: ‘Never Talk About Goblins’: OpenAI’s Instructions to Codex Have a Weirdly Emphatic No-Creatures Policy . “A document posted by OpenAI on Github as part of the open-sourcing for Codex CLI, OpenAI’s most recent flagship coding agent, contains what looks like the entire system prompt for GPT-5.5 in a coding context. And it seems to correct for the model’s past addiction to […]

Gizmodo: ‘Never Talk About Goblins’: OpenAI’s Instructions to Codex Have a Weirdly Emphatic No-Creatures Policy . “A document posted by OpenAI on Github as part of the open-sourcing for Codex CLI, OpenAI’s most recent flagship coding agent, contains what looks like the entire system prompt for GPT-5.5 in a coding context. And it seems to correct for the model’s past addiction to […]

Gizmodo: ‘Never Talk About Goblins’: OpenAI’s Instructions to Codex Have a Weirdly Emphatic No-Creatures Policy . “A document posted by OpenAI on Github as part of the open-sourcing for Codex CLI, OpenAI’s most recent flagship coding agent, contains what looks like the entire system prompt for GPT-5.5 in a coding context. And it seems to correct for the model’s past addiction to […]

Gizmodo: ‘Never Talk About Goblins’: OpenAI’s Instructions to Codex Have a Weirdly Emphatic No-Creatures Policy . “A document posted by OpenAI on Github as part of the open-sourcing for Codex CLI, OpenAI’s most recent flagship coding agent, contains what looks like the entire system prompt for GPT-5.5 in a coding context. And it seems to correct for the model’s past addiction to […]

Gizmodo: ‘Never Talk About Goblins’: OpenAI’s Instructions to Codex Have a Weirdly Emphatic No-Creatures Policy . “A document posted by OpenAI on Github as part of the open-sourcing for Codex CLI, OpenAI’s most recent flagship coding agent, contains what looks like the entire system prompt for GPT-5.5 in a coding context. And it seems to correct for the model’s past addiction to […]

There was a raccoon in my mom’s attic during a family get-together.

My 6’4” brother put a laundry basket on his head for “protection.” I brought paper towels. That was the plan.

It did not go to plan.

New humorous story on Aure Free Press:

Raccoon patrol, questionable strategy, and one very unimpressed attic resident.

Read it here:
👉 https://www.patreon.com/Free_Press_Forever

#Humor #FamilyStories #WildlifeEncounters #Raccoons #AureFreePress

There was a raccoon in my mom’s attic during a family get-together.

My 6’4” brother put a laundry basket on his head for “protection.” I brought paper towels. That was the plan.

It did not go to plan.

New humorous story on Aure Free Press:

Raccoon patrol, questionable strategy, and one very unimpressed attic resident.

Read it here:
👉 https://www.patreon.com/Free_Press_Forever

#Humor #FamilyStories #WildlifeEncounters #Raccoons #AureFreePress

There was a raccoon in my mom’s attic during a family get-together.

My 6’4” brother put a laundry basket on his head for “protection.” I brought paper towels. That was the plan.

It did not go to plan.

New humorous story on Aure Free Press:

Raccoon patrol, questionable strategy, and one very unimpressed attic resident.

Read it here:
👉 https://www.patreon.com/Free_Press_Forever

#Humor #FamilyStories #WildlifeEncounters #Raccoons #AureFreePress

There was a raccoon in my mom’s attic during a family get-together.

My 6’4” brother put a laundry basket on his head for “protection.” I brought paper towels. That was the plan.

It did not go to plan.

New humorous story on Aure Free Press:

Raccoon patrol, questionable strategy, and one very unimpressed attic resident.

Read it here:
👉 https://www.patreon.com/Free_Press_Forever

#Humor #FamilyStories #WildlifeEncounters #Raccoons #AureFreePress

Banditry sciences graduate student, Smeagol the Raccoon, has just passed her Spider-Raccoon class with flying colors after incorporating actual spider webs into her performance! Graduation is coming up, and she will be my newest Dr. Professor!

#SpookyKittiesRaccoons #Wildlife #WildlifePhotography #Raccoon #Raccoons

Banditry sciences graduate student, Smeagol the Raccoon, has just passed her Spider-Raccoon class with flying colors after incorporating actual spider webs into her performance! Graduation is coming up, and she will be my newest Dr. Professor!

#SpookyKittiesRaccoons #Wildlife #WildlifePhotography #Raccoon #Raccoons

Banditry sciences graduate student, Smeagol the Raccoon, has just passed her Spider-Raccoon class with flying colors after incorporating actual spider webs into her performance! Graduation is coming up, and she will be my newest Dr. Professor!

#SpookyKittiesRaccoons #Wildlife #WildlifePhotography #Raccoon #Raccoons

Banditry sciences graduate student, Smeagol the Raccoon, has just passed her Spider-Raccoon class with flying colors after incorporating actual spider webs into her performance! Graduation is coming up, and she will be my newest Dr. Professor!

#SpookyKittiesRaccoons #Wildlife #WildlifePhotography #Raccoon #Raccoons

Banditry sciences graduate student, Smeagol the Raccoon, has just passed her Spider-Raccoon class with flying colors after incorporating actual spider webs into her performance! Graduation is coming up, and she will be my newest Dr. Professor!

#SpookyKittiesRaccoons #Wildlife #WildlifePhotography #Raccoon #Raccoons

Apparently, Smeagol believes that climbing onto my screen door to hang upside down so she can look through the my doors windows is the way to watch me with those never blinking raccoon eyes of hers.

#SpookyKittiesRaccoons #Raccoon #Raccoons #Wildlife #WildlifePhotogrpahy #SmeagolTheRaccoon

Apparently, Smeagol believes that climbing onto my screen door to hang upside down so she can look through the my doors windows is the way to watch me with those never blinking raccoon eyes of hers.

#SpookyKittiesRaccoons #Raccoon #Raccoons #Wildlife #WildlifePhotogrpahy #SmeagolTheRaccoon

Apparently, Smeagol believes that climbing onto my screen door to hang upside down so she can look through the my doors windows is the way to watch me with those never blinking raccoon eyes of hers.

#SpookyKittiesRaccoons #Raccoon #Raccoons #Wildlife #WildlifePhotogrpahy #SmeagolTheRaccoon

Apparently, Smeagol believes that climbing onto my screen door to hang upside down so she can look through the my doors windows is the way to watch me with those never blinking raccoon eyes of hers.

#SpookyKittiesRaccoons #Raccoon #Raccoons #Wildlife #WildlifePhotogrpahy #SmeagolTheRaccoon

Apparently, Smeagol believes that climbing onto my screen door to hang upside down so she can look through the my doors windows is the way to watch me with those never blinking raccoon eyes of hers.

#SpookyKittiesRaccoons #Raccoon #Raccoons #Wildlife #WildlifePhotogrpahy #SmeagolTheRaccoon

Please sir, I want some more.

#SmeagolTheRaccoon #raccoon #wildlife #wildlifephotography #SpookyKittiesRaccoons #Raccoons

Please sir, I want some more.

#SmeagolTheRaccoon #raccoon #wildlife #wildlifephotography #SpookyKittiesRaccoons #Raccoons

Please sir, I want some more.

#SmeagolTheRaccoon #raccoon #wildlife #wildlifephotography #SpookyKittiesRaccoons #Raccoons

Please sir, I want some more.

#SmeagolTheRaccoon #raccoon #wildlife #wildlifephotography #SpookyKittiesRaccoons #Raccoons

Please sir, I want some more.

#SmeagolTheRaccoon #raccoon #wildlife #wildlifephotography #SpookyKittiesRaccoons #Raccoons

Australia may have the mythical drop bear, my back yard has the even less rare drop raccoon ready for any unsuspecting humans coming her way.

#Raccoon #Raccoons #Wildlife #WildlifePhotography #animal #SmeagolTheRaccoon

Australia may have the mythical drop bear, my back yard has the even less rare drop raccoon ready for any unsuspecting humans coming her way.

#Raccoon #Raccoons #Wildlife #WildlifePhotography #animal #SmeagolTheRaccoon

Australia may have the mythical drop bear, my back yard has the even less rare drop raccoon ready for any unsuspecting humans coming her way.

#Raccoon #Raccoons #Wildlife #WildlifePhotography #animal #SmeagolTheRaccoon

Australia may have the mythical drop bear, my back yard has the even less rare drop raccoon ready for any unsuspecting humans coming her way.

#Raccoon #Raccoons #Wildlife #WildlifePhotography #animal #SmeagolTheRaccoon

Australia may have the mythical drop bear, my back yard has the even less rare drop raccoon ready for any unsuspecting humans coming her way.

#Raccoon #Raccoons #Wildlife #WildlifePhotography #animal #SmeagolTheRaccoon

Did you know that this is what a raccoon belly looks like? Did you know that this is what a confused Penguin looks like when she is wondering WTF is making the scratching sound at the door?

#wildlifephotography #raccoon #wildlife #SpookyKittiesRaccoons #Raccoons #SmeagolTheRaccoon #void #cat #cats #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #CatsTodon #MastoCats #CatsOfFediverse #PetsOfMastodon #BlackCats #BlackCatPropaganda #BlackCat #BlackCatsOfMastodon