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Tablespoons at Work: Ultra-Serious Employment Law Guide 🥄
Tablespoons at work are one of the most difficult to locate and investment-heavy investments an employer like yourself can ever make. The products can be purchased in bulk, but you can guarantee within months a batch of 300 will be down to 3. Then that’s when the furious, enraged fighting between members of staff begins.
To avoid pitched battle in the workplace over limited tablespoons, you need to ensue you have a robust business strategy to ensure kitchen utensils and cutlery are overflowing to the maximum. In this expert guide, we explain how the bloody hell you can do that.
How to Avoid Workplace Tablespoon Hell
This matter is legislated by The Tablespoons at Work Act 1974, not to be confused with The Spoons at Work Act 1974, nor The Prunes at Work Act 1974 (prunes sounding somewhat similar to “spoons”). There’s also The Spume at Work Act 1974, which is also unrelated to The Tablespoons at Work Act 1974.
With that confusion cleared up, let it be known that The Tablespoons at Work Act 1974 is a subset of The Cutlery at Work Act 1974, which also covers popular kitchen items such as:
- Forks
- Knives
- Ladles
- Spatulas
- Whisks
- Ice cube trays
- Bazookas
The Act relating to the Act for this Act-related guide is, subsequently, worth noting for section 137 (a) on page 1,435. Verbatim:
“Tablespoon losses amount (and amounts) to fewer caffeinated beverages in the workplace. When fewer employees are smacked up on society’s most legally acceptable drug, this leads to listlessness, drowsiness, and a lack of productivity. Ensure you have many tablespoons proliferating throughout your organisation. Tablespoons are essential to ensure communism does not consume us all.”
As you can see, therefore, and hence; these utensils are vital. Otherwise, how is an employee supposed to stir their beverage? With a finger!? That may result in third-degree burns to the affected finger, which would undoubtedly result in an employment tribunal against your business, after which you’d close down and live in a muddy ditch.
As this is a matter of life or death, you should immediately abandon this paragraph in favour of the section below. For therein lies some facts (and not lies) about how to avoid business bedlam and Bolshevism.
Strategies for Ensuring You Don’t Run Out of Tablespoons at Work
There are many and varied (myriad) strategies that shall prevent the lack of tablespoons in thine business premises. The most immediate and effective strategy is to ensure you have enough tablespoons in thine business. Buying on bulk (en masse) is highly recommend by Capitalisme (the God of Capitalism).
Capitalisme also states within his Ultimate Doctrine of 1974-Based Employment Law Acts the following. Verbatim:
“I, Capitalisme, bestow forth onto business owners tablespoons. Use them to slake the caffeinated desires of thine employees. A caffeinated employee is a happy employee and, therefore, ripe for exploitation. HARK!!! Give them low-budget granulated coffee and thee shall succeed with billions.”
Professional Moron contacted Capitalisme directly for a quote on the meaning of his original quote. He replied via email stating this (verbatim):
“Fuck off you bastards!!!!”
We guess we caught Capitalisme on a bad day. We apologise to the God of Capitalism and urge him to not wreak vengeance on the Professional Moron office again. For we’ve had enough of that over the last 14 years thank you very much.
Conclusion: Ensure There are Tablespoons
The only logical solution to this crisis is to buy many, many tablespoons for your workplace. If you, say, already have 100… then THAT IS NOT ENOUGH! Buy more. Make it 1,000, not 100, for the fate of obscene avarice and delusions of grandeur sits on those diddy little tablespoons.
It’s good business practice to purchase at least 10,000 of them. Keep the surplus amount in the office basement or something. Whatever prevents the wrath of Capitalisme and enternal damnation to Capitalism Hell (i.e. minimum wage).
#Business #Capitalism #Coffee #EMployment #Humor #Lifestyle #Office #Satire #satirical #spoons #tablespoons #Work -
Tablespoons at Work: Ultra-Serious Employment Law Guide 🥄
Tablespoons at work are one of the most difficult to locate and investment-heavy investments an employer like yourself can ever make. The products can be purchased in bulk, but you can guarantee within months a batch of 300 will be down to 3. Then that’s when the furious, enraged fighting between members of staff begins.
To avoid pitched battle in the workplace over limited tablespoons, you need to ensue you have a robust business strategy to ensure kitchen utensils and cutlery are overflowing to the maximum. In this expert guide, we explain how the bloody hell you can do that.
How to Avoid Workplace Tablespoon Hell
This matter is legislated by The Tablespoons at Work Act 1974, not to be confused with The Spoons at Work Act 1974, nor The Prunes at Work Act 1974 (prunes sounding somewhat similar to “spoons”). There’s also The Spume at Work Act 1974, which is also unrelated to The Tablespoons at Work Act 1974.
With that confusion cleared up, let it be known that The Tablespoons at Work Act 1974 is a subset of The Cutlery at Work Act 1974, which also covers popular kitchen items such as:
- Forks
- Knives
- Ladles
- Spatulas
- Whisks
- Ice cube trays
- Bazookas
The Act relating to the Act for this Act-related guide is, subsequently, worth noting for section 137 (a) on page 1,435. Verbatim:
“Tablespoon losses amount (and amounts) to fewer caffeinated beverages in the workplace. When fewer employees are smacked up on society’s most legally acceptable drug, this leads to listlessness, drowsiness, and a lack of productivity. Ensure you have many tablespoons proliferating throughout your organisation. Tablespoons are essential to ensure communism does not consume us all.”
As you can see, therefore, and hence; these utensils are vital. Otherwise, how is an employee supposed to stir their beverage? With a finger!? That may result in third-degree burns to the affected finger, which would undoubtedly result in an employment tribunal against your business, after which you’d close down and live in a muddy ditch.
As this is a matter of life or death, you should immediately abandon this paragraph in favour of the section below. For therein lies some facts (and not lies) about how to avoid business bedlam and Bolshevism.
Strategies for Ensuring You Don’t Run Out of Tablespoons at Work
There are many and varied (myriad) strategies that shall prevent the lack of tablespoons in thine business premises. The most immediate and effective strategy is to ensure you have enough tablespoons in thine business. Buying on bulk (en masse) is highly recommend by Capitalisme (the God of Capitalism).
Capitalisme also states within his Ultimate Doctrine of 1974-Based Employment Law Acts the following. Verbatim:
“I, Capitalisme, bestow forth onto business owners tablespoons. Use them to slake the caffeinated desires of thine employees. A caffeinated employee is a happy employee and, therefore, ripe for exploitation. HARK!!! Give them low-budget granulated coffee and thee shall succeed with billions.”
Professional Moron contacted Capitalisme directly for a quote on the meaning of his original quote. He replied via email stating this (verbatim):
“Fuck off you bastards!!!!”
We guess we caught Capitalisme on a bad day. We apologise to the God of Capitalism and urge him to not wreak vengeance on the Professional Moron office again. For we’ve had enough of that over the last 14 years thank you very much.
Conclusion: Ensure There are Tablespoons
The only logical solution to this crisis is to buy many, many tablespoons for your workplace. If you, say, already have 100… then THAT IS NOT ENOUGH! Buy more. Make it 1,000, not 100, for the fate of obscene avarice and delusions of grandeur sits on those diddy little tablespoons.
It’s good business practice to purchase at least 10,000 of them. Keep the surplus amount in the office basement or something. Whatever prevents the wrath of Capitalisme and enternal damnation to Capitalism Hell (i.e. minimum wage).
#Business #Capitalism #Coffee #EMployment #Humor #Lifestyle #Office #Satire #satirical #spoons #tablespoons #Work -
Tablespoons at Work: Ultra-Serious Employment Law Guide 🥄
Tablespoons at work are one of the most difficult to locate and investment-heavy investments an employer like yourself can ever make. The products can be purchased in bulk, but you can guarantee within months a batch of 300 will be down to 3. Then that’s when the furious, enraged fighting between members of staff begins.
To avoid pitched battle in the workplace over limited tablespoons, you need to ensue you have a robust business strategy to ensure kitchen utensils and cutlery are overflowing to the maximum. In this expert guide, we explain how the bloody hell you can do that.
How to Avoid Workplace Tablespoon Hell
This matter is legislated by The Tablespoons at Work Act 1974, not to be confused with The Spoons at Work Act 1974, nor The Prunes at Work Act 1974 (prunes sounding somewhat similar to “spoons”). There’s also The Spume at Work Act 1974, which is also unrelated to The Tablespoons at Work Act 1974.
With that confusion cleared up, let it be known that The Tablespoons at Work Act 1974 is a subset of The Cutlery at Work Act 1974, which also covers popular kitchen items such as:
- Forks
- Knives
- Ladles
- Spatulas
- Whisks
- Ice cube trays
- Bazookas
The Act relating to the Act for this Act-related guide is, subsequently, worth noting for section 137 (a) on page 1,435. Verbatim:
“Tablespoon losses amount (and amounts) to fewer caffeinated beverages in the workplace. When fewer employees are smacked up on society’s most legally acceptable drug, this leads to listlessness, drowsiness, and a lack of productivity. Ensure you have many tablespoons proliferating throughout your organisation. Tablespoons are essential to ensure communism does not consume us all.”
As you can see, therefore, and hence; these utensils are vital. Otherwise, how is an employee supposed to stir their beverage? With a finger!? That may result in third-degree burns to the affected finger, which would undoubtedly result in an employment tribunal against your business, after which you’d close down and live in a muddy ditch.
As this is a matter of life or death, you should immediately abandon this paragraph in favour of the section below. For therein lies some facts (and not lies) about how to avoid business bedlam and Bolshevism.
Strategies for Ensuring You Don’t Run Out of Tablespoons at Work
There are many and varied (myriad) strategies that shall prevent the lack of tablespoons in thine business premises. The most immediate and effective strategy is to ensure you have enough tablespoons in thine business. Buying on bulk (en masse) is highly recommend by Capitalisme (the God of Capitalism).
Capitalisme also states within his Ultimate Doctrine of 1974-Based Employment Law Acts the following. Verbatim:
“I, Capitalisme, bestow forth onto business owners tablespoons. Use them to slake the caffeinated desires of thine employees. A caffeinated employee is a happy employee and, therefore, ripe for exploitation. HARK!!! Give them low-budget granulated coffee and thee shall succeed with billions.”
Professional Moron contacted Capitalisme directly for a quote on the meaning of his original quote. He replied via email stating this (verbatim):
“Fuck off you bastards!!!!”
We guess we caught Capitalisme on a bad day. We apologise to the God of Capitalism and urge him to not wreak vengeance on the Professional Moron office again. For we’ve had enough of that over the last 14 years thank you very much.
Conclusion: Ensure There are Tablespoons
The only logical solution to this crisis is to buy many, many tablespoons for your workplace. If you, say, already have 100… then THAT IS NOT ENOUGH! Buy more. Make it 1,000, not 100, for the fate of obscene avarice and delusions of grandeur sits on those diddy little tablespoons.
It’s good business practice to purchase at least 10,000 of them. Keep the surplus amount in the office basement or something. Whatever prevents the wrath of Capitalisme and enternal damnation to Capitalism Hell (i.e. minimum wage).
#Business #Capitalism #Coffee #EMployment #Humor #Lifestyle #Office #Satire #satirical #spoons #tablespoons #Work -
Tablespoons at Work: Ultra-Serious Employment Law Guide 🥄
Tablespoons at work are one of the most difficult to locate and investment-heavy investments an employer like yourself can ever make. The products can be purchased in bulk, but you can guarantee within months a batch of 300 will be down to 3. Then that’s when the furious, enraged fighting between members of staff begins.
To avoid pitched battle in the workplace over limited tablespoons, you need to ensue you have a robust business strategy to ensure kitchen utensils and cutlery are overflowing to the maximum. In this expert guide, we explain how the bloody hell you can do that.
How to Avoid Workplace Tablespoon Hell
This matter is legislated by The Tablespoons at Work Act 1974, not to be confused with The Spoons at Work Act 1974, nor The Prunes at Work Act 1974 (prunes sounding somewhat similar to “spoons”). There’s also The Spume at Work Act 1974, which is also unrelated to The Tablespoons at Work Act 1974.
With that confusion cleared up, let it be known that The Tablespoons at Work Act 1974 is a subset of The Cutlery at Work Act 1974, which also covers popular kitchen items such as:
- Forks
- Knives
- Ladles
- Spatulas
- Whisks
- Ice cube trays
- Bazookas
The Act relating to the Act for this Act-related guide is, subsequently, worth noting for section 137 (a) on page 1,435. Verbatim:
“Tablespoon losses amount (and amounts) to fewer caffeinated beverages in the workplace. When fewer employees are smacked up on society’s most legally acceptable drug, this leads to listlessness, drowsiness, and a lack of productivity. Ensure you have many tablespoons proliferating throughout your organisation. Tablespoons are essential to ensure communism does not consume us all.”
As you can see, therefore, and hence; these utensils are vital. Otherwise, how is an employee supposed to stir their beverage? With a finger!? That may result in third-degree burns to the affected finger, which would undoubtedly result in an employment tribunal against your business, after which you’d close down and live in a muddy ditch.
As this is a matter of life or death, you should immediately abandon this paragraph in favour of the section below. For therein lies some facts (and not lies) about how to avoid business bedlam and Bolshevism.
Strategies for Ensuring You Don’t Run Out of Tablespoons at Work
There are many and varied (myriad) strategies that shall prevent the lack of tablespoons in thine business premises. The most immediate and effective strategy is to ensure you have enough tablespoons in thine business. Buying on bulk (en masse) is highly recommend by Capitalisme (the God of Capitalism).
Capitalisme also states within his Ultimate Doctrine of 1974-Based Employment Law Acts the following. Verbatim:
“I, Capitalisme, bestow forth onto business owners tablespoons. Use them to slake the caffeinated desires of thine employees. A caffeinated employee is a happy employee and, therefore, ripe for exploitation. HARK!!! Give them low-budget granulated coffee and thee shall succeed with billions.”
Professional Moron contacted Capitalisme directly for a quote on the meaning of his original quote. He replied via email stating this (verbatim):
“Fuck off you bastards!!!!”
We guess we caught Capitalisme on a bad day. We apologise to the God of Capitalism and urge him to not wreak vengeance on the Professional Moron office again. For we’ve had enough of that over the last 14 years thank you very much.
Conclusion: Ensure There are Tablespoons
The only logical solution to this crisis is to buy many, many tablespoons for your workplace. If you, say, already have 100… then THAT IS NOT ENOUGH! Buy more. Make it 1,000, not 100, for the fate of obscene avarice and delusions of grandeur sits on those diddy little tablespoons.
It’s good business practice to purchase at least 10,000 of them. Keep the surplus amount in the office basement or something. Whatever prevents the wrath of Capitalisme and enternal damnation to Capitalism Hell (i.e. minimum wage).
#Business #Capitalism #Coffee #EMployment #Humor #Lifestyle #Office #Satire #satirical #spoons #tablespoons #Work -
I’m not talking to anyone about anything for any reason. Please stop asking. #spoons
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I’m not talking to anyone about anything for any reason. Please stop asking. #spoons
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I’m not talking to anyone about anything for any reason. Please stop asking. #spoons
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I’m not talking to anyone about anything for any reason. Please stop asking. #spoons
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I’m not talking to anyone about anything for any reason. Please stop asking. #spoons
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It takes so long…
I'm in a splint now, which I need to wear like a cast. I may take it off very carefully to exchange the cotton tube under the plastic splint, when it gets too wet. I've done that once now, and it was rather difficult and a bit painful as well. So I hope I can get better at it, as the wounds heal up better. But typing goes so slowly these days. There is a slight improvement with the splint, as the casts were causing more difficulty when I tried to type a bit. But still, I feel like simple texts take ages to complete. And that they take more spoons as well. […]https://cynnisblog.wordpress.com/2026/08/15/it-takes-so-long/
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It takes so long…
I'm in a splint now, which I need to wear like a cast. I may take it off very carefully to exchange the cotton tube under the plastic splint, when it gets too wet. I've done that once now, and it was rather difficult and a bit painful as well. So I hope I can get better at it, as the wounds heal up better. But typing goes so slowly these days. There is a slight improvement with the splint, as the casts were causing more difficulty when I tried to type a bit. But still, I feel like simple texts take ages to complete. And that they take more spoons as well. […]https://cynnisblog.wordpress.com/2026/08/15/it-takes-so-long/
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It takes so long…
I'm in a splint now, which I need to wear like a cast. I may take it off very carefully to exchange the cotton tube under the plastic splint, when it gets too wet. I've done that once now, and it was rather difficult and a bit painful as well. So I hope I can get better at it, as the wounds heal up better. But typing goes so slowly these days. There is a slight improvement with the splint, as the casts were causing more difficulty when I tried to type a bit. But still, I feel like simple texts take ages to complete. And that they take more spoons as well. […]https://cynnisblog.wordpress.com/2026/08/15/it-takes-so-long/
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It takes so long…
I'm in a splint now, which I need to wear like a cast. I may take it off very carefully to exchange the cotton tube under the plastic splint, when it gets too wet. I've done that once now, and it was rather difficult and a bit painful as well. So I hope I can get better at it, as the wounds heal up better. But typing goes so slowly these days. There is a slight improvement with the splint, as the casts were causing more difficulty when I tried to type a bit. But still, I feel like simple texts take ages to complete. And that they take more spoons as well. […]https://cynnisblog.wordpress.com/2026/08/15/it-takes-so-long/
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It takes so long…
I'm in a splint now, which I need to wear like a cast. I may take it off very carefully to exchange the cotton tube under the plastic splint, when it gets too wet. I've done that once now, and it was rather difficult and a bit painful as well. So I hope I can get better at it, as the wounds heal up better. But typing goes so slowly these days. There is a slight improvement with the splint, as the casts were causing more difficulty when I tried to type a bit. But still, I feel like simple texts take ages to complete. And that they take more spoons as well. […]https://cynnisblog.wordpress.com/2026/08/15/it-takes-so-long/
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RE: https://psiren.eu/@PSiReN/112105062750543673
We should #Probably have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething with a #Semicolon...
And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...
🧙:europe:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:europe:🧙 | 🥁🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹🥁
#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #EULaw #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #GotSpoons #LotsAndLots #Spoons #KazooTube #NoALTTextRequired #EUTube #WaitroseYutaniCorp #WhatsUpBro #Paladins #ComingBackInFashion #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #MayContainTracesOfAI #RedBeanBear #StillRed #CaptainRedBeanBear #FictionalCommunityManager
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RE: https://psiren.eu/@PSiReN/114675311169083655
We should #Probably have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething with a #Semicolon...
And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...
🧙:europe:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:europe:🧙 | 🥁🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹🥁
#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #EULaw #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #GotSpoons #LotsAndLots #Spoons #KazooTube #NoALTTextRequired #EUTube #WaitroseYutaniCorp #WhatsUpBro #Paladins #ComingBackInFashion #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #MayContainTracesOfAI #RedBeanBear #StillRed #CaptainRedBeanBear #FictionalCommunityManager
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And, #Because #YouTube's #AutoText is #StillTerrible...
🧙:europe:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:europe:🧙 | :PirateBadge:🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:
#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #WorkingAsIntended #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #NoALTTextRequired #CountingOptional #EmpiricalEvidenceOptional #StepfordWives #BeingRobots #MoreKungFu #Biomechonomist #BeingBiotic #WeHaveSpoons #LotsAndLots #Spoons #VeryBigSpoons
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#AlsoAvailable without #YouTube's #TerribleAutoText...
#BeerNotIncluded | #SoldSeparately
#StillAvailable in #PlumAndRusty
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#AlexWarren: Rescuer [ #EvenStrangerToLoveMix ]
#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #WorkingAsIntended #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #NoALTTextRequired #CountingOptional #EmpiricalEvidenceOptional #StepfordWives #BeingRobots #MoreKungFu #Biomechonomist #BeingBiotic #WeHaveSpoons #LotsAndLots #Spoons #VeryBigSpoons #WaitroseYutaniCorp #DrStrangePotato
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#So...?!
#What shall #We... #DoNext... | #LookNoQuestionMark
🧙:europe:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:europe:🧙 | :PirateBadge:🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:
#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #WorkingAsIntended #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #NoALTTextRequired #CountingOptional #EmpiricalEvidenceOptional #StepfordWives #BeingRobots #MoreKungFu #Biomechonomist #BeingBiotic #WeHaveSpoons #LotsAndLots #Spoons #VeryBigSpoons
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RE: https://psiren.eu/@PSiReN/114996701295153294
#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #InternationalDayOfPeopleOfPlanetEarthDay... #Day...
#DontPanic, we're #NotEvenHere; we're #OnHoliday...
#BusyBeingRetired... #SomewhereElse
🧙⚕️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚕️🧙 | :fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:🦄:PirateBadge:🦹:fediverse:
#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #EULaw #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #GotSpoons #LotsAndLots #Spoons #NoALTTextRequired #EUTube #WaitroseYutaniCorp #WhatsUpBro #Paladins #ComingBackInFashion #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #MayContainTracesOfAI #RedBeanBear #StillRed #CaptainRedBeanBear #FictionalCommunityManager
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RE: https://psiren.eu/@PSiReN/111624855902407434
#DontPanic, we're #NotEvenHere; we're #OnHoliday...
#BusyBeingRetired... #SomewhereElse
And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...
🧙⚕️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚕️🧙 | :fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:🦄:PirateBadge:🦹:fediverse:
#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #EULaw #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #GotSpoons #LotsAndLots #Spoons #NoALTTextRequired #EUTube #WaitroseYutaniCorp #WhatsUpBro #Paladins #ComingBackInFashion #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #MayContainTracesOfAI #RedBeanBear #StillRed #CaptainRedBeanBear #FictionalCommunityManager
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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #InternationalCatDay... #Day...
For #CatInTheHaturday...!
We should #Probably have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething with a #Semicolon...
#OrSomething...
#DontPanic, we're #NotEvenHere; we're #OnHoliday...
#BusyBeingRetired... #SomewhereElse
🧙⚕️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚕️🧙 | :fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:🦄:PirateBadge:🦹:fediverse:
#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #EULaw #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #GotSpoons #LotsAndLots #Spoons #NoALTTextRequired #EUTube #WaitroseYutaniCorp #WhatsUpBro #Paladins #ComingBackInFashion #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #MayContainTracesOfAI #RedBeanBear #StillRed #CaptainRedBeanBear #FictionalCommunityManager
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Lower limits…
...less spoons... As I start writing this post, Koa has been with me for 11½ weeks. I've not had a real proper sleep since he came to live with me. I know that I would "lose out" on "some" sleep, but I had hoped that the broken nights would get better a bit sooner than as it's going now... Often, we still have to go out twice during our nights. It breaks me, as it's hard to get decent rest from your sleep, when you're woken up every few hours. I have never been someone to sleep through the whole night, as I often need my own potty break. But, I nip in the loo, so my thing, and am back in bed before I know it. With a puppy, it's not that quickly done, and I'm more awake before I can get back to bed... […] -
Lower limits…
...less spoons... As I start writing this post, Koa has been with me for 11½ weeks. I've not had a real proper sleep since he came to live with me. I know that I would "lose out" on "some" sleep, but I had hoped that the broken nights would get better a bit sooner than as it's going now... Often, we still have to go out twice during our nights. It breaks me, as it's hard to get decent rest from your sleep, when you're woken up every few hours. I have never been someone to sleep through the whole night, as I often need my own potty break. But, I nip in the loo, so my thing, and am back in bed before I know it. With a puppy, it's not that quickly done, and I'm more awake before I can get back to bed... […] -
Lower limits…
...less spoons... As I start writing this post, Koa has been with me for 11½ weeks. I've not had a real proper sleep since he came to live with me. I know that I would "lose out" on "some" sleep, but I had hoped that the broken nights would get better a bit sooner than as it's going now... Often, we still have to go out twice during our nights. It breaks me, as it's hard to get decent rest from your sleep, when you're woken up every few hours. I have never been someone to sleep through the whole night, as I often need my own potty break. But, I nip in the loo, so my thing, and am back in bed before I know it. With a puppy, it's not that quickly done, and I'm more awake before I can get back to bed... […] -
Lower limits…
...less spoons... As I start writing this post, Koa has been with me for 11½ weeks. I've not had a real proper sleep since he came to live with me. I know that I would "lose out" on "some" sleep, but I had hoped that the broken nights would get better a bit sooner than as it's going now... Often, we still have to go out twice during our nights. It breaks me, as it's hard to get decent rest from your sleep, when you're woken up every few hours. I have never been someone to sleep through the whole night, as I often need my own potty break. But, I nip in the loo, so my thing, and am back in bed before I know it. With a puppy, it's not that quickly done, and I'm more awake before I can get back to bed... […] -
Lower limits…
...less spoons... As I start writing this post, Koa has been with me for 11½ weeks. I've not had a real proper sleep since he came to live with me. I know that I would "lose out" on "some" sleep, but I had hoped that the broken nights would get better a bit sooner than as it's going now... Often, we still have to go out twice during our nights. It breaks me, as it's hard to get decent rest from your sleep, when you're woken up every few hours. I have never been someone to sleep through the whole night, as I often need my own potty break. But, I nip in the loo, so my thing, and am back in bed before I know it. With a puppy, it's not that quickly done, and I'm more awake before I can get back to bed... […] -
#AlsoAvailable without #YouTube and #MayContainZeroPercentRyanGosling
🧙:fediverse:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:fediverse:🧙 | :PirateBadge:🎠🦹🦄🦹🎠:PirateBadge:
#Yazoo: Don't Go [Todd Terry's Freeze Mix]
#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #EULaw #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #GotSpoons #LotsAndLots #Spoons #KazooTube #NoALTTextRequired #EUTube #YazooTube #OtherColoursAreAvailable #TotallySupported #DolbyDigital #WaitroseYutaniCorp
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingNotNewsNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews... #TotallyNotNews... With #SomeMoreNotNews...
We're #NotEvenHere; we're #OnHoliday...
#BusyBeingRetired... #SomewhereElse
🧙:fediverse:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:fediverse:🧙 | :PirateBadge:🎠🦹🦄🦹🎠:PirateBadge:
#Yazoo: Don't Go [Todd Terry's Freeze Mix]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byAZqzQzjGw
#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #EULaw #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #GotSpoons #LotsAndLots #Spoons #KazooTube #NoALTTextRequired #EUTube #YazooTube #OtherColoursAreAvailable #TotallySupported #DolbyDigital #WaitroseYutaniCorp
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#Meanwhile...
#IT'll be #TheWeekend #Soon... #Soonish™️...
#DontPanic; #YouTube's #AutoText is #StillTerrible...
🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️🧙 | :fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:🦄:PirateBadge:🦹:fediverse:
#KyleAlessandro: Lighter (with The Norwegian Radio Orchestra) | Norway 🇳🇴 | #EurovisionALBM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w599Rio7qpc
#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #EULaw #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #GotSpoons #LotsAndLots #Spoons #KazooTube #NoALTTextRequired #EUTube #WaitroseYutaniCorp #WhatsUpBro #Paladins #ComingBackInFashion #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #MayContainTracesOfAI #RedBeanBear #StillRed #CaptainRedBeanBear #FictionalCommunityManager
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RE: https://psiren.eu/@PSiReN/111833728723996285
#HappyHappy #InternationalBalloonFestival... 🎈
#Today in #TheOutside; there are #Things... #MoreThings... #MFFS...!
#People; #Places, and #Things... With an #OxfordComma...
We should #Probably have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething with a #Semicolon...
And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...
🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖🛡️🧙 | :fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:🦄:PirateBadge:🦹:fediverse:
#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #EULaw #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #GotSpoons #LotsAndLots #Spoons #KazooTube #NoALTTextRequired #EUTube #WaitroseYutaniCorp #WhatsUpBro #Paladins #ComingBackInFashion #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #MayContainTracesOfAI #RedBeanBear #StillRed #CaptainRedBeanBear #FictionalCommunityManager
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#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #InternationalBalloonFestival... 🎈
#Today in #TheOutside; there are #Things... #MoreThings... #MFFS...!
#People; #Places, and #Things... With an #OxfordComma...
We should #Probably have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething with a #Semicolon...
🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖🛡️🧙 | :fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:🦄:PirateBadge:🦹:fediverse:
#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #EULaw #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #GotSpoons #LotsAndLots #Spoons #KazooTube #NoALTTextRequired #EUTube #WaitroseYutaniCorp #WhatsUpBro #Paladins #ComingBackInFashion #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #MayContainTracesOfAI #RedBeanBear #StillRed #CaptainRedBeanBear #FictionalCommunityManager
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#ToTheTuneOf...
🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖🛡️🧙 | :fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:🦄:PirateBadge:🦹:fediverse:
#GraceJones: Slave To The Rhythm [Blooded]
#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #EULaw #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #GotSpoons #LotsAndLots #Spoons #KazooTube #NoALTTextRequired #EUTube #WaitroseYutaniCorp #WhatsUpBro #Paladins #ComingBackInFashion #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #MayContainTracesOfAI #RedBeanBear #StillRed #CaptainRedBeanBear #FictionalCommunityManager
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#BusyBusyBusy... #DoingSomethingElse...
#BusyBusy #BeingRetired... #BusyBeingRetired
With #MyFavouriteFork...
#AllWeNeedNow is #SomeCheesecake...!
🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️🧙 | 🪐🦹🚀🦄🚀🦹🪐
#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #EULaw #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #GotSpoons #LotsAndLots #Spoons #KazooTube #NoALTTextRequired #EUTube #WaitroseYutaniCorp #WhatsUpBro #Paladins #ComingBackInFashion #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #MayContainTracesOfAI #RedBeanBear #StillRed #CaptainRedBeanBear #FictionalCommunityManager
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RE: https://psiren.eu/@PSiReN/111402881843387342
#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingDefinitelyNotNewsNotNews... #IT's #TotallyNotNews and #SomeWeather...
#GoodNews...! #IT's #StillNotNews; but, #GoodNews...!
We've #Found... << #InsertDrumRoll... >> [ #RobotCowbell #NotIncluded ]...
We've #OnlyFound #MyFavouriteFork...! #IT's #ReallyGood for #EatingCheesecake with...
#KeanuReeves can #StandDown; but, he #Owes us #One #WuTangClan #HoodedTop; #Because... #Nah... #NeverNeverMind...
We're #NotEvenHere; we're #OnHoliday... #BusyBeingRetired...
🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️🧙 | 🪐🦹🚀🦄🚀🦹🪐
#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #EULaw #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #GotSpoons #LotsAndLots #Spoons #KazooTube #NoALTTextRequired #EUTube #WaitroseYutaniCorp #WhatsUpBro #Paladins #ComingBackInFashion #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #MayContainTracesOfAI
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#So...?!
#EverythingIsStillBon and #TheInternetIsStillOn...
Have we #All #HadEnoughRainbows, yet... #Today...?
🎶 #OneManWentToMow...
🎶 #WentToMow... #AMeadow...
... <<... #InsertLongList of #Things...>>
#RobotCowbell #NotIncluded | #SoldSeparately
🎶 ... #AndHisDog... 🐺
Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...
We're #SoVerified... :verified_paw: :verified_flashing: :verified_paw:
🧙:party_dino:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:party_dino:🧙 | :fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:🦄:PirateBadge:🦹:fediverse:
#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #EULaw #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #GotSpoons #LotsAndLots #Spoons #KazooTube #NoALTTextRequired #EUTube #WaitroseYutaniCorp #WhatsUpBro #Paladins #ComingBackInFashion #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #MayContainTracesOfAI
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RE: https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad/117027475482557525
Oh hell no. Just no. Absolutely not.
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RE: https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad/117027475482557525
Oh hell no. Just no. Absolutely not.
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RE: https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad/117027475482557525
Oh hell no. Just no. Absolutely not.
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RE: https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad/117027475482557525
Oh hell no. Just no. Absolutely not.
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RE: https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad/117027475482557525
Oh hell no. Just no. Absolutely not.
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#So...?!
#EverythingIsStillBon and #TheInternetIsStillOn...
Have we #All #HadEnoughRainbows, yet... #Today...?
🎶 #OneManWentToMow...
🎶 #WentToMow... #AMeadow...
... <<... #InsertLongList of #Things...>>
#RobotCowbell #NotIncluded | #SoldSeparately
🎶 ... #AndHisDog... 🐺
Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...
We're #SoVerified... :verified_paw: :verified_flashing: :verified_paw:
🧙:party_dino:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:party_dino:🧙 | :fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:🦄:PirateBadge:🦹:fediverse:
#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #EULaw #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #GotSpoons #LotsAndLots #Spoons #KazooTube #NoALTTextRequired #EUTube #WaitroseYutaniCorp #WhatsUpBro #Paladins #ComingBackInFashion #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #MayContainTracesOfAI
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#WaitWhat...?
#WWWTAA...?
#That's #IT - #RacistHomophobes and #MiserableMorons...
There has been an #Update... #ToTheUpdates... #OfTheUpdates...
We have #NewDefinitions for #Ignoramus and #Ignominious - they're a #TypeOfRock... 🪨
A #Particularly, #OftenSpectacularlyStupid #TypeOfRock... #DeadRock on a #DeadInstance; #StillBeingDead... #StillDead...
#JustLike the #ImaginaryJoySparkingBusiness...
We're #SoVerified... :verified_paw: :verified_flashing: :verified_paw:
#ForTheUpdates...! #AllUpdaticated...
🧙:party_dino:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:party_dino:🧙 | :fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:🦄:PirateBadge:🦹:fediverse:
#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #EULaw #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #GotSpoons #LotsAndLots #Spoons #KazooTube #NoALTTextRequired #EUTube #WaitroseYutaniCorp #WorldNatureConservationDay #AnotherPrideMonth
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#So...?!
#EverythingIsStillBon and #TheInternetIsStillOn...
Have we #All #HadEnoughRainbows, yet... #Today...?
🎶 #OneManWentToMow...
🎶 #WentToMow... #AMeadow...
... <<... #InsertLongList of #Things...>>
#RobotCowbell #NotIncluded | #SoldSeparately
🎶 ... #AndHisDog... 🐺
Have #AnotherPrideMonth; #OrSomething...
We're #SoVerified... :verified_paw: :verified_flashing: :verified_paw:
🧙:party_dino:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:party_dino:🧙 | :fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:🦄:PirateBadge:🦹:fediverse:
#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #EULaw #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #GotSpoons #LotsAndLots #Spoons #KazooTube #NoALTTextRequired #EUTube #WaitroseYutaniCorp
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#Quote: "... #LastDay... #Capricorn29..."
#LogansRun...! #TheMusical...
#Quote [ #InDutch ]: When you can stop you don't want to, and when you want to stop, you can't..."
#IT's #True... #StillTrue™️
#TrueTrueTuesday, y'all...
🧙⚔️🤖:wolfparty:🤖⚔️🧙 | 🚚🦹🛻🦄🛻🦹🚚
#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #EULaw #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #GotSpoons #LotsAndLots #Spoons #KazooTube #NoALTTextRequired #EUTube #WaitroseYutaniCorp #NoALTTextRequired #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #CEMarking #Compliance #WorldNatureConservationDay #Day #AnotherPrideMonth #TheLeagueOfExtraordinaryPauls
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#IT's #NotEasy... #BeingGreen... ♻️
When I'm not using #YouTube, I #Still prefer #WindowsMediaPlayer...
#IT's #True... I #Feel like #SuchADinosaur...
#Chillax... #OrSomething...
🧙:party_dino:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:party_dino:🧙 | :fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:🦄:PirateBadge:🦹:fediverse:
#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #EULaw #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #GotSpoons #LotsAndLots #Spoons #KazooTube #NoALTTextRequired #EUTube #WaitroseYutaniCorp
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1. Wife back from her long weekend, thank goodness. Max (smaller dog) was unwell all day (off his food, noisy gut, eating grass) and it's almost certainly because he missed her and was stressed out.
2. I basically flaked out on her return and slept through dinner before somewhat reviving half way through the evening. It's like when you sit a bunch of exams and fall ill as soon as they're done.
3. Something occurred to me that may or may not be related to the above (OK, it probably is)...
For me as an #AuDHD person with #PTSD, #ChronicFatigue from a previous #stroke and a shortage of #spoons, the situations that let me recharge do not always have to involve sleep; they just have to be a period of time when nobody needs anything from me. -
1. Wife back from her long weekend, thank goodness. Max (smaller dog) was unwell all day (off his food, noisy gut, eating grass) and it's almost certainly because he missed her and was stressed out.
2. I basically flaked out on her return and slept through dinner before somewhat reviving half way through the evening. It's like when you sit a bunch of exams and fall ill as soon as they're done.
3. Something occurred to me that may or may not be related to the above (OK, it probably is)...
For me as an #AuDHD person with #PTSD, #ChronicFatigue from a previous #stroke and a shortage of #spoons, the situations that let me recharge do not always have to involve sleep; they just have to be a period of time when nobody needs anything from me. -
#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingEuropeanHeatWaveNotNews... #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews; #TotallyNotNews and #SomeWeather...
#IT's #SaladEatingWeather in #TheOutside...
#DontForget; #HowToBuffet... #PartTrois... ("That's your #ActualFrench...")
🏭 A #Table / #WorkSpace;
🍻 #Beer;
🌋 #Things;
🌋 🌋 #MoreThings; and,
🥄 #Spoons... #LotsAndLots of #Spoons...And, #Socks... #TheJoyOfSox vs #TheJoyOfSnax... #UltimateDeathMatch...!
#EssentialLifeSkills | #LifeLearning
#PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles; #TotallySupported by #WindowsForWerewolves in #UltraHD / #4KFormat with #DolbyDigital...
#Reasons and #StillWorkingAsIntended... #AsIntended
#WeHaveOlives... 🫒 There was a #Prophecy 🔮
🧙:fediverse:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:fediverse:🧙 | :PirateBadge:🎠🦹🦄🦹🎠:PirateBadge:
#WhateverHappenedTo #vmst #InTheMatrix #NoOneCares #EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #StayingEuropean #InEurope #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #OneManWentToMow #AndHisDog #ContainsZeroPercentMastodonSocial #TooMuchLikeFakebook #SpanishHeritageMonth #ScottishHeritageMonth #ComingSoon #NotRightNow #Later #LaterLater #InTheFutureFuture #RedBeanBear #StillRed #CaptainRedBeanBear #FictionalCommunityManager #WaitroseYutaniCorp
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#So...?!
#What shall #We... #DoNext... | #LookNoQuestionMark
🧙:europe:🤖:wolfparty:🤖:europe:🧙 | :PirateBadge:🦹:fediverse:🦄:fediverse:🦹:PirateBadge:
#EuropeanServer #BeingEuropean #SomewhereInEurope #NoAgeVerificationRequired #TheInternetIsStillOn #WorkingAsIntended #StillWorkingAsIntended #AsIntended #NoALTTextRequired #CountingOptional #EmpiricalEvidenceOptional #StepfordWives #BeingRobots #MoreKungFu #Biomechonomist #BeingBiotic #WeHaveSpoons #LotsAndLots #Spoons #VeryBigSpoons
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🔴 LIVE NOW ON VORTEX
📻 Vortex WaveSpiral 🌀 (Post Punk & Classical New Wave)
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🎵 Spoons - Romantic Traffic▶️ Écouter / Listen : VorteX [Radio]
https://lesonduvortex.net💬 Join us on Discord:
https://discord.gg/d82hJZBeDE -
🔴 LIVE NOW ON VORTEX
📻 Vortex WaveSpiral 🌀 (Post Punk & Classical New Wave)
──────────────
🎵 Spoons - Romantic Traffic▶️ Écouter / Listen : VorteX [Radio]
https://lesonduvortex.net💬 Join us on Discord:
https://discord.gg/d82hJZBeDE -
🔴 LIVE NOW ON VORTEX
📻 Vortex WaveSpiral 🌀 (Post Punk & Classical New Wave)
──────────────
🎵 Spoons - Romantic Traffic▶️ Écouter / Listen : VorteX [Radio]
https://lesonduvortex.net💬 Join us on Discord:
https://discord.gg/d82hJZBeDE -
🔴 LIVE NOW ON VORTEX
📻 Vortex WaveSpiral 🌀 (Post Punk & Classical New Wave)
──────────────
🎵 Spoons - Romantic Traffic▶️ Écouter / Listen : VorteX [Radio]
https://lesonduvortex.net💬 Join us on Discord:
https://discord.gg/d82hJZBeDE -
1. Absolutely, totally wiped out from championship-level (for me) #masking and socialising last night. I think I played the slightly awkward but normal husband adequately, but it always hits me later and harder than I remember. #Autism #spoons
2. Finally found what's been causing one of my tyres to gradually lose pressure (34psi to 10psi over 4 weeks) - big nail, as usual. Roads are not swept here. I'll get it patched tomorrrow.
3. Saw this rather beautiful little fern growing on one of our coconut palms. #FernFriday #Nature #NaturePhotography
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1. Absolutely, totally wiped out from championship-level (for me) #masking and socialising last night. I think I played the slightly awkward but normal husband adequately, but it always hits me later and harder than I remember. #Autism #spoons
2. Finally found what's been causing one of my tyres to gradually lose pressure (34psi to 10psi over 4 weeks) - big nail, as usual. Roads are not swept here. I'll get it patched tomorrrow.
3. Saw this rather beautiful little fern growing on one of our coconut palms. #FernFriday #Nature #NaturePhotography
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1. Absolutely, totally wiped out from championship-level (for me) #masking and socialising last night. I think I played the slightly awkward but normal husband adequately, but it always hits me later and harder than I remember. #Autism #spoons
2. Finally found what's been causing one of my tyres to gradually lose pressure (34psi to 10psi over 4 weeks) - big nail, as usual. Roads are not swept here. I'll get it patched tomorrrow.
3. Saw this rather beautiful little fern growing on one of our coconut palms. #FernFriday #Nature #NaturePhotography
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1. Absolutely, totally wiped out from championship-level (for me) #masking and socialising last night. I think I played the slightly awkward but normal husband adequately, but it always hits me later and harder than I remember. #Autism #spoons
2. Finally found what's been causing one of my tyres to gradually lose pressure (34psi to 10psi over 4 weeks) - big nail, as usual. Roads are not swept here. I'll get it patched tomorrrow.
3. Saw this rather beautiful little fern growing on one of our coconut palms. #FernFriday #Nature #NaturePhotography
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Party done. I'm no judge of these things but it seemed to go OK, and wife seemed very happy.
I found it challenging to say the least but did manage to spend some time with one existing friend and one agreeable new acquaintance, which helped keep me regulated, and I took a "breathing space" break outside by the pool when the MC was doing silly fun games with the guests.
Overall I'm pleased it happened because of how much my wife enjoyed seeing old friends, and I'm so so so glad it's over because #spoons.
And now we have a fridge and freezer jam packed with leftovers, which will be distributed to workers and friends tomorrow.
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it’s a little known fact that the nursery rhyme that goes, hey diddle diddle the boy with the fiddle the cat jumped over the moon. The little dog laughed to see such sport, and the dish ran away with the spoon… So, when silverware was first invented, rich women began saying this song when kids in the neighborhood stole spoons or forks or plates out of their cupboard or borrowed them (in their mind) and never returned them #spoons ha ha just kidding not fact at all but they do have matching sets