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Today, I saw a billboard for Coors saying something like "This beer isn't bought, this beer is earned." And I thought that cans of Coors would be about the worst company scrip ever.

#Economics #NerdJoke

#humor #meme #nerd #nerdjoke #software #engineer #engineering #volkswagen #beetle #bug

A SHAs im void

#nerdjoke

Vernier back to add some precision to the French attack
#rugby #rwc2025 #FRAvIRE #NerdJoke

Promises are a JavaScript programmer's way of saying "I promise you this code is complicated." 🤓

#technology #JavaScript #programming #nerd #joke #nerdJoke

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#productivity #product #push #ascii #it #asciiart #friday #dontpush #dev #reallife #hotfix #git #codejokes #nerdjoke

Checkout what's on the Python roadmap: 🤓 🐍

#joke #Python #nerdJoke

Kernighan And Ritchie On Holiday.

(Big thank you to @MooseAllain for encouraging me to draw this myself. I'm glad I tried!)

#Software #NerdJoke #Cartoon

Trying To Read The Code You Wrote Yesterday 😼💻

#cat #code #joke #nerd #nerdjoke #cats #ITJokes #codejokes #coding #humor

My first morning at Science Camp. The door is flung open, and the sergeant Bayes, "adjust your Posteriors!"

#NerdJoke #SorryNotSorry

A local venue offers clay object painting (https://claycafe.co.za)

My teapot arrived back today. I am very proud of it.
#http #nerdjoke

#VSCode complains about .NET SDK not being installed. I am afraid, it won't get better after installing the current LTS version of it: 8.0.404 😉

#NotFount #NerdJoke

"Indirect functions cannot be weak." - The #gcc #documentation

#nerdjoke

When you feel down, don't forget that #Intel made 5 different processor architectures. Only one was successful, and they didn't invent that one.

#inspirational #nerdjoke

TIL: Dr. Pepper Cola, Oreo cookies, burger and fries throw up a big exception. Who gets the #nerdjoke? Good night everybody.

You're still chasing the 10x engineers? You should strive for 10! engineers!

#NerdJoke #BadJoke #ItJoke

Presented without comment.

#computer #nerdjoke #computerjoke #IEEE754

# sudo dnf -y upgrade

DO IT YOURSELF

#catsofmastodon #nerdjoke

What’s the difference between an #iPhone and #scrum ?

iPhone: there’s an app for that
Scrum: there’s a ticket for that

#nerdjoke #dadjokes

Everyone’s* favorite new game!

#humor #nerdjoke #programming #foundontheinternet

*For small values of everyone.

The #RollingStones use red ants to organize their recreational drugs and the #ants are quite good at it. For example they label the #LSD "for Mick acid"... 🤩
#NerdJoke #ScienceDadJoke

Guilty! 😂
#NerdJoke #Nerd #jokes

After hearing it a few times in a talk, "MISRA guidelines" starts to sound a lot like "miserable guidelines". Coincidence?

😜

#cpp #safety #MISRA #justKidding #joke #nerdJoke