#itjokes — Public Fediverse posts
Live and recent posts from across the Fediverse tagged #itjokes, aggregated by home.social.
-
Hear me out: A super niche cyberpunk soap opera about an array called all_my_children.
I'll show myself out.
-
Hear me out: A super niche cyberpunk soap opera about an array called all_my_children.
I'll show myself out.
-
Hear me out: A super niche cyberpunk soap opera about an array called all_my_children.
I'll show myself out.
-
Hear me out: A super niche cyberpunk soap opera about an array called all_my_children.
I'll show myself out.
-
-
-
-
-
-
- Why did the CSS file go shopping for clothes?
- It needed a new style😃
See more: https://alvaromontoro.com/blog/68088/100-web-development-jokes
-
- Why did the CSS file go shopping for clothes?
- It needed a new style😃
See more: https://alvaromontoro.com/blog/68088/100-web-development-jokes
-
- Why did the CSS file go shopping for clothes?
- It needed a new style😃
See more: https://alvaromontoro.com/blog/68088/100-web-development-jokes
-
✨🤦♂️ "vm.overcommit_memory=2 is *always* right!" proclaims the oracle of server wisdom, touting the magic #sysctl that will solve all memory woes. Because, of course, who needs nuanced memory management when you can just hope for the best? 😜✨
https://ariadne.space/2025/12/16/vmovercommitmemory-is-always-the-right.html #vmovercommit_memory #memorymanagement #serverwisdom #techhumor #ITjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
✨🤦♂️ "vm.overcommit_memory=2 is *always* right!" proclaims the oracle of server wisdom, touting the magic #sysctl that will solve all memory woes. Because, of course, who needs nuanced memory management when you can just hope for the best? 😜✨
https://ariadne.space/2025/12/16/vmovercommitmemory-is-always-the-right.html #vmovercommit_memory #memorymanagement #serverwisdom #techhumor #ITjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
✨🤦♂️ "vm.overcommit_memory=2 is *always* right!" proclaims the oracle of server wisdom, touting the magic #sysctl that will solve all memory woes. Because, of course, who needs nuanced memory management when you can just hope for the best? 😜✨
https://ariadne.space/2025/12/16/vmovercommitmemory-is-always-the-right.html #vmovercommit_memory #memorymanagement #serverwisdom #techhumor #ITjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
✨🤦♂️ "vm.overcommit_memory=2 is *always* right!" proclaims the oracle of server wisdom, touting the magic #sysctl that will solve all memory woes. Because, of course, who needs nuanced memory management when you can just hope for the best? 😜✨
https://ariadne.space/2025/12/16/vmovercommitmemory-is-always-the-right.html #vmovercommit_memory #memorymanagement #serverwisdom #techhumor #ITjokes #HackerNews #ngated -
Debugging
Definition: The process of removing bugs.
Reality: The process of realizing why your previous fix broke everything.🔗 https://techgeeksapparel.com/debugging-definition-t-shirt/
#Debugging101 #SoftwareEngineering #ProgrammerHumor #ITJokes -
Launch First, Deny Later
"What do you mean, it crashed?"
"That’s not a bug, it’s a feature."🔗 https://techgeeksapparel.com/launch-first-deny-later-t-shirt/
#DevOpsLife #ITJokes #Debugging #TechGeek -
We’ll Test It in Production
QA? ✅
Unit tests? ✅
Production test? …deployed anyway.🔗 https://techgeeksapparel.com/funny-devops-engineer-shirt/
#ITJokes #Debugging #TechLife #FunnyTech -
CW: shitpost
@joergi Das Okapi gehört vermutlich zur gleichen Familie wie das Atapi. Letzteres ist jedoch deutlich kleiner, meist sehr rechteckig und ernährt sich von runden Polycarbonat-Scheiben. Es ist inzwischen fast ausgestorben, weil es kaum noch natürliche Nahrung findet.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ATAPI
#retrocomputing #itjokes -
CW: shitpost
@joergi Das Okapi gehört vermutlich zur gleichen Familie wie das Atapi. Letzteres ist jedoch deutlich kleiner, meist sehr rechteckig und ernährt sich von runden Polycarbonat-Scheiben. Es ist inzwischen fast ausgestorben, weil es kaum noch natürliche Nahrung findet.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ATAPI
#retrocomputing #itjokes -
CW: shitpost
@joergi Das Okapi gehört vermutlich zur gleichen Familie wie das Atapi. Letzteres ist jedoch deutlich kleiner, meist sehr rechteckig und ernährt sich von runden Polycarbonat-Scheiben. Es ist inzwischen fast ausgestorben, weil es kaum noch natürliche Nahrung findet.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ATAPI
#retrocomputing #itjokes -
CW: shitpost
@joergi Das Okapi gehört vermutlich zur gleichen Familie wie das Atapi. Letzteres ist jedoch deutlich kleiner, meist sehr rechteckig und ernährt sich von runden Polycarbonat-Scheiben. Es ist inzwischen fast ausgestorben, weil es kaum noch natürliche Nahrung findet.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ATAPI
#retrocomputing #itjokes -
CW: shitpost
@joergi Das Okapi gehört vermutlich zur gleichen Familie wie das Atapi. Letzteres ist jedoch deutlich kleiner, meist sehr rechteckig und ernährt sich von runden Polycarbonat-Scheiben. Es ist inzwischen fast ausgestorben, weil es kaum noch natürliche Nahrung findet.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ATAPI
#retrocomputing #itjokes -
https://punnyfunny.com/computer-jokes-and-puns
Why did the computer go to therapy? Because it had a bad byte attitude! 🤣💻
#Technology #Computers #TechHumor #ITJokes #GeekyJokes #NerdHumor #ComputerPuns #ByteAttitude #DigitalLaughs #ComputerTherapy"
-
https://punnyfunny.com/computer-jokes-and-puns
Why did the computer go to therapy? Because it had a bad byte attitude! 🤣💻
#Technology #Computers #TechHumor #ITJokes #GeekyJokes #NerdHumor #ComputerPuns #ByteAttitude #DigitalLaughs #ComputerTherapy"
-
https://punnyfunny.com/computer-jokes-and-puns
Why did the computer go to therapy? Because it had a bad byte attitude! 🤣💻
#Technology #Computers #TechHumor #ITJokes #GeekyJokes #NerdHumor #ComputerPuns #ByteAttitude #DigitalLaughs #ComputerTherapy"
-
https://punnyfunny.com/computer-jokes-and-puns
Why did the computer go to therapy? Because it had a bad byte attitude! 🤣💻
#Technology #Computers #TechHumor #ITJokes #GeekyJokes #NerdHumor #ComputerPuns #ByteAttitude #DigitalLaughs #ComputerTherapy"
-
