#itjoke — Public Fediverse posts
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I brought home a cat [Goobie in this case] in hopes she would take care of a mouse problem. Turns out, they can co-exist. It's just a difficult task when trying to use the mouse while they are co-existing.
#Joke #Jokes #Humor #Humour #ITJoke #DadJoke #CatDadJoke #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse -
Hey gurl, are you HTTP status 200? Because you are totally OK!
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This post is an UDP Joke. I don't care if you get it!
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Well technically ... it was NOT called 🤷
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You're still chasing the 10x engineers? You should strive for 10! engineers!
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Yeah, sorry to break it to you, but that license plate does not mean what you think it means ... 😆🤣😂😅
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And remember kids `regex` is only
```
:%s/((re)g).?(ex)/\1\2ts/
```away from `regrets`.
#VIM #ItJoke #NerdJoke #Regexp #SimplifiedForReadibility #WellNoActually
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@honzakorinek A já blbec jí šel naproti hardwarovou obezličkou:
https://vitsoft.info/images/Elektronika1989-4str33.htm
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Me: `git commit -m 'This is not needed'`
Also me: `git revert [sha]; git commit -m 'Ah that's why we needed this ...'` -
Heh, koukám, že můj poslední boost byl příspěvek #1024. Hezké kulaté číslo 😄 #itjoke
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I had to look up how long a football game is, and I was shocked with the answer.
It takes them over 3 hours to play four 15-minute quarters. 🤯
As somebody who works in IT, I think we can probably get that number down a bit with some automation and multi-threading. We can get some algorithms configured with some machine learning and run all 4 quarters concurrently.