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    new banner #MBS #Khashoggi
    I sended 2 plane loads of my men to kill a journalist and it's Okay !
    Good #friday #macron #introduction #uk #USA Happy 73rd Brigitte 🇫🇷 #fediverse the whole world is laughting at #france 🇫🇷
    @EUCommission
    @AlJazeera @middle-east-news-AlJazeera

  2. Bahrain detains dozens over suspected links to Iran’s Revolutionary Guard

    DUBAI — A tenuous ceasefire appeared to be holding Saturday after the United States struck two Iranian oil tankers. Meanwhile,…
    #NewsBeep #News #BreakingNews #Attack #bahrain #breakingnews #commercialship #country #DefenseMinistry #dozen #friday #hormuz #Iran #month-oldceasefire #revolutionaryguard #saturday #strait #U.S.Navy #War
    newsbeep.com/529273/

  3. #Friday #funnies

    1. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
    Because they make up everything!

    2. What did the ocean say to the beach?
    Nothing, it just waved.

    3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    Because he was outstanding in his field!

    4. How do you organize a space party?
    You planet!

    5. Why don't eggs tell jokes?
    Because they'd crack each other up!

    6. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kat ads.

    7. Why did the coffee file a police report?
    It got mugged!

    8. I'm reading a book on the history of glue—can't put it down.

    9. What do you call a fake noodle?
    An impasta!

    10. I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.

    Hope these gave you a quick laugh! 😊

  4. #Friday #funnies

    1. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
    Because they make up everything!

    2. What did the ocean say to the beach?
    Nothing, it just waved.

    3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    Because he was outstanding in his field!

    4. How do you organize a space party?
    You planet!

    5. Why don't eggs tell jokes?
    Because they'd crack each other up!

    6. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kat ads.

    7. Why did the coffee file a police report?
    It got mugged!

    8. I'm reading a book on the history of glue—can't put it down.

    9. What do you call a fake noodle?
    An impasta!

    10. I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.

    Hope these gave you a quick laugh! 😊

  5. #Friday #funnies

    1. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
    Because they make up everything!

    2. What did the ocean say to the beach?
    Nothing, it just waved.

    3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    Because he was outstanding in his field!

    4. How do you organize a space party?
    You planet!

    5. Why don't eggs tell jokes?
    Because they'd crack each other up!

    6. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kat ads.

    7. Why did the coffee file a police report?
    It got mugged!

    8. I'm reading a book on the history of glue—can't put it down.

    9. What do you call a fake noodle?
    An impasta!

    10. I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.

    Hope these gave you a quick laugh! 😊

  6. #Friday #funnies

    1. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
    Because they make up everything!

    2. What did the ocean say to the beach?
    Nothing, it just waved.

    3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    Because he was outstanding in his field!

    4. How do you organize a space party?
    You planet!

    5. Why don't eggs tell jokes?
    Because they'd crack each other up!

    6. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kat ads.

    7. Why did the coffee file a police report?
    It got mugged!

    8. I'm reading a book on the history of glue—can't put it down.

    9. What do you call a fake noodle?
    An impasta!

    10. I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.

    Hope these gave you a quick laugh! 😊

  7. #Friday #funnies

    1. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
    Because they make up everything!

    2. What did the ocean say to the beach?
    Nothing, it just waved.

    3. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
    Because he was outstanding in his field!

    4. How do you organize a space party?
    You planet!

    5. Why don't eggs tell jokes?
    Because they'd crack each other up!

    6. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kat ads.

    7. Why did the coffee file a police report?
    It got mugged!

    8. I'm reading a book on the history of glue—can't put it down.

    9. What do you call a fake noodle?
    An impasta!

    10. I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist.

    Hope these gave you a quick laugh! 😊

  8. A US Navy Fighter Jet Hit the Smokestacks of Two Iran Blockade Runners

    A US Navy fighter jet fired on the smokestacks of two Iranian-flagged oil tankers in the Gulf of…
    #NewsBeep #News #BreakingNews #aircraft #blockade-runningvessel #breakingnews #CENTCOM #friday #incident #Iran #iraniancommercialvessel #iranianport #iranian-flaggedoiltanker #maritimeblockade #MiddleEast #smokestack #tseastariii #Us #usnavysuperhornet
    newsbeep.com/527836/

  9. It's been a long week and not the best week. If it's been a tough week for you, fear not. I'm currently baking this sweet orange ginger cat loaf, and she will be warm and ready soon. Have a fine feline Friday!

    #cat #cats #orangecat #gingercat #Shylo #seniorcat #FelineFriday #Friday #catsofmastodon #mastodoncats

  10. It's been a long week and not the best week. If it's been a tough week for you, fear not. I'm currently baking this sweet orange ginger cat loaf, and she will be warm and ready soon. Have a fine feline Friday!

    #cat #cats #orangecat #gingercat #Shylo #seniorcat #FelineFriday #Friday #catsofmastodon #mastodoncats

  11. It's been a long week and not the best week. If it's been a tough week for you, fear not. I'm currently baking this sweet orange ginger cat loaf, and she will be warm and ready soon. Have a fine feline Friday!

    #cat #cats #orangecat #gingercat #Shylo #seniorcat #FelineFriday #Friday #catsofmastodon #mastodoncats

  12. It's been a long week and not the best week. If it's been a tough week for you, fear not. I'm currently baking this sweet orange ginger cat loaf, and she will be warm and ready soon. Have a fine feline Friday!

    #cat #cats #orangecat #gingercat #Shylo #seniorcat #FelineFriday #Friday #catsofmastodon #mastodoncats

  13. It's been a long week and not the best week. If it's been a tough week for you, fear not. I'm currently baking this sweet orange ginger cat loaf, and she will be warm and ready soon. Have a fine feline Friday!

    #cat #cats #orangecat #gingercat #Shylo #seniorcat #FelineFriday #Friday #catsofmastodon #mastodoncats

  14. It’s #Friday folks!

    Have the best #weekend you can.

    You know the drill:
    Be #kind
    Be #gentle
    Be #true
    Be like #bees

    And…speaking of noxious stimulation…
    Turn off 24hr News?? Channels.
    Stop shite-scrolling.
    Mute presidential pronouncements. Practice some self-protection - have a beer and a chat with your neighbour! You’ve more in common than they tell you.

  15. It’s #Friday folks!

    Have the best #weekend you can.

    You know the drill:
    Be #kind
    Be #gentle
    Be #true
    Be like #bees

    And…speaking of noxious stimulation…
    Turn off 24hr News?? Channels.
    Stop shite-scrolling.
    Mute presidential pronouncements. Practice some self-protection - have a beer and a chat with your neighbour! You’ve more in common than they tell you.

  16. It’s #Friday folks!

    Have the best #weekend you can.

    You know the drill:
    Be #kind
    Be #gentle
    Be #true
    Be like #bees

    And…speaking of noxious stimulation…
    Turn off 24hr News?? Channels.
    Stop shite-scrolling.
    Mute presidential pronouncements. Practice some self-protection - have a beer and a chat with your neighbour! You’ve more in common than they tell you.

  17. It’s #Friday folks!

    Have the best #weekend you can.

    You know the drill:
    Be #kind
    Be #gentle
    Be #true
    Be like #bees

    And…speaking of noxious stimulation…
    Turn off 24hr News?? Channels.
    Stop shite-scrolling.
    Mute presidential pronouncements. Practice some self-protection - have a beer and a chat with your neighbour! You’ve more in common than they tell you.

  18. It’s #Friday folks!

    Have the best #weekend you can.

    You know the drill:
    Be #kind
    Be #gentle
    Be #true
    Be like #bees

    And…speaking of noxious stimulation…
    Turn off 24hr News?? Channels.
    Stop shite-scrolling.
    Mute presidential pronouncements. Practice some self-protection - have a beer and a chat with your neighbour! You’ve more in common than they tell you.

  19. Friday Links 26-16

    Some good podcasts this week, I liked the ones about aging programmers, bees, and GLP-1s.
    Also some scientific insights into super blocks.

    christof.damian.net/2026/05/fr

    #fridaylinks #friday #links #engineering #urbanism