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  1. Silly #mathjoke (hint, it’s a movie).

    Note that I am surely not the first one to come up with this.

  2. Don’t call me average – that’s mean!

    #mathjoke

  3. The existence of 'coreutils' implies the existence of 'reutils', in which the cp, mv and ln commands take their two arguments in the opposite order.

    #MathJoke #GeekJoke

  4. When you tell me that you're a rational person, I want to know what you're being divided by. #MathJoke

  5. Many recipes call for three eggs. It’s not exactly pie, but it is pretty close.

    #MathJoke

  6. I'm a bit on the edge about Oliver Heaviside's birthday, which was yesterday. I don't think I'd have had the bandwidth to observe it, but then again, who has?

    Anyways, around the time this photo was taken, Gibbs had already published a ringing endorsement for what happens when Heaviside's impulses meet the limited support in spectrum that physical systems have.

    #dspjokes #scnr #mathjoke

  7. I've read that both set theorists and democratic party members are debating whether to accept AOC.

    I think what's missing in the debate is that accepting AOC would lead to a more well-ordered world. #mathjoke

  8. Trade secrets, my foot. It's obvious that Coca-Cola is made by simply reversing the arrows in Ca-La. #mathjoke

  9. Today's geeky joke:

    A grumpy old mathematician walks into a bar and he yells at the bartender "I hate this place! And you're ugly too!" as he angrily slams a 2 down on the bar to make his point "And the service sucks too!" and he slams another 2 onto the bar, "and it smells like a sewer too!" and slams another 2 on the bar - till there's a a pile of 2s on the bar.

    When the tirade was finally over, the bartender replied "That's so mean, it's median and mode at the same time".

    Ba dum ching.

    #mathjoke #badpun #math #pun

  10. Q: What did the mathematician say as 𝜀 → 0 ? A: Well, there goes the neighbourhood #mathjoke

  11. CW: How many seconds are in 6 weeks?

    You might be surprised, but the answer is 10!

    #nerdjoke #mathjoke

  12. CW: How many seconds are in 6 weeks?

    You might be surprised, but the answer is 10!

    #nerdjoke #mathjoke

  13. CW: How many seconds are in 6 weeks?

    You might be surprised, but the answer is 10!

    #nerdjoke #mathjoke

  14. CW: How many seconds are in 6 weeks?

    You might be surprised, but the answer is 10!

    #nerdjoke #mathjoke

  15. CW: How many seconds are in 6 weeks?

    You might be surprised, but the answer is 10!

    #nerdjoke #mathjoke

  16. In my list of favorite numerical #GreenDay songs, I would order them like this (from most favorite to least favorite):

    86 > 80 > 16

    #Music #MathJoke

  17. L'Hôpital's rule is when you're trying to calculate the derivative of a complex function. Not only you fail, but the function beats you up, steals your lunch money, and sends you to the hospital.

    #math #calculus #DifferentialEquations #LHôpitalsRule #AbjectFailure #MathJoke

  18. L'Hôpital's rule is when you're trying to calculate the derivative of a complex function. Not only you fail, but the function beats you up, steals your lunch money, and sends you to the hospital.

    #math #calculus #DifferentialEquations #LHôpitalsRule #AbjectFailure #MathJoke

  19. L'Hôpital's rule is when you're trying to calculate the derivative of a complex function. Not only you fail, but the function beats you up, steals your lunch money, and sends you to the hospital.

    #math #calculus #DifferentialEquations #LHôpitalsRule #AbjectFailure #MathJoke

  20. L'Hôpital's rule is when you're trying to calculate the derivative of a complex function. Not only you fail, but the function beats you up, steals your lunch money, and sends you to the hospital.

    #math #calculus #DifferentialEquations #LHôpitalsRule #AbjectFailure #MathJoke

  21. L'Hôpital's rule is when you're trying to calculate the derivative of a complex function. Not only you fail, but the function beats you up, steals your lunch money, and sends you to the hospital.

    #math #calculus #DifferentialEquations #LHôpitalsRule #AbjectFailure #MathJoke

  22. Three logicians walk into a bar and are asked, "Do you all want a drink?"

    The first says, "I don't know."

    The second says, "I don't know."

    The third says, "Yes."

    #logical #mathjoke #logicgates