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I neither check notifications frequently nor follow back every account.
If you are offended, you have my apologies.
However, rest assured, you aren't missing out by not following this account.
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I neither check notifications frequently nor follow back every account.
If you are offended, you have my apologies.
However, rest assured, you aren't missing out by not following this account.
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I neither check notifications frequently nor follow back every account.
If you are offended, you have my apologies.
However, rest assured, you aren't missing out by not following this account.
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I neither check notifications frequently nor follow back every account.
If you are offended, you have my apologies.
However, rest assured, you aren't missing out by not following this account.
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I neither check notifications frequently nor follow back every account.
If you are offended, you have my apologies.
However, rest assured, you aren't missing out by not following this account.
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My suggestion for anyone is: [Aa, Etou: DIO DA!]
Apologise with no minimisation for exactly what you now wish you hadn't done.
Explain what you will choose in future, instead.Describe what your ideal outcome was, compared to what your ideal outcome is now.
Include clear reasoning for why it was harmful.
Outline how people can check you are progressing toward your goals.Don't expect forgiveness.
Apply your analysis of this situation to other areas of your life.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dosD33zi6rI
#NonApology #SorryNotSorry #MAGA #MakeEuropeGreatAgain #FarRight #politics #US_Politics #Republican #RepublicanLite #RightWing #MAHA #HowTo #HowToApologize #Tutorial #Explainer #Guide #Idea #Ideas #Restorative
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🚨 SECURITY BREACH ALERT 🚨
[This post has been intercepted by TheUnfrostedFiles.com]
Apologies for the interruption, BSidesChicago followers. Emily here. I may have... let's call it "ethically borrowed" access to this page. Don't worry, @rnbwkat I'll return control after I file this urgent report. Consider it a live penetration test.
The Case of the Dancing Flamingo 🦩
Filed by: Emily | TheUnfrostedFiles.com
Case #: BSIDES-2025-FLAMINGO
Status: UNAUTHORIZED POST (but totally worth it)Listen up, cyber sleuths. I've stumbled onto something suspicious happening at the Hilton Chicago this October 31 - November 1st, and I couldn't wait for permission to share it.
The Evidence
They call it "The Great Flamingo Hunt" at BSidesChicago, but this is no ordinary scavenger hunt. We're talking:
- Robot flamingos with possible surveillance capabilities
- Tech challenges that separate the real hackers from the wannabes
- 600+ security professionals chasing pink birds through a hotel
- Perfect 5/5 ratings and comments like "10/10 would flamingo again"The mastermind? A marionette named Sasha who has more conference badges than most CISOs and travels internationally spreading... what exactly? Joy? Chaos? Encrypted messages?
The PopTart Connection
Here's where my detective instincts kicked in. PopTarts are:
- Frosted (layered security ✓)
- Portable (perfect for mobile hacking ✓)
- Full of surprises (like a good CTF ✓)
- Suspiciously rectangular (coincidence? 🤔)Your Mission
Whether you're hunting flamingos, picking locks at the Lockpick Village, getting career advice that attendees called "life-changing," or just trying to understand why there are dancing birds at a security conference—BSidesChicago 2025 needs you.
The Facts: 📍 Hilton Chicago
- Oct 31 (Workshops) + Nov 1 (Conference)
- 600+ attendees | 4 talk tracks | CTF | Career Village
🦩 One very suspicious flamingo operationPack your lockpicks. Load your scripts. Grab emergency Pop-Tarts.
Because the best mysteries make you smile while they make you think.
Case Status: ACTIVE
Suspects: Everyone (in the best way possible)
More intel: BSidesChicago.org | [email protected]Emily | TheUnfrostedFiles.com
"Where every case gets the investigation it deserves—frosted or not."P.S. - Kat, I'll patch this vulnerability right after posting. Also, Sasha and I need to talk. That flamingo knows something.
P.P.S. - If you see a flamingo carrying PopTarts on Nov 1st, that's definitely me. Let's solve this mystery together.
[Normal BSidesChicago programming will resume shortly. Probably. Unless Emily finds more clues.]
#BSidesChicago #Cybersecurity #InfoSec #Chicago #TheUnfrostedFiles #SecurityBreach #CTF #SashaKnowsSomething #SorryNotSorry
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Well, well. Now you know how us LGBTQIA folks feel every day of our lives because of trash like you!
#SorryNotSorry #transrights #translivesmatter #LGBTQIA #posieparkerisafascist #posieparker #StopHate