#sorrynotsorry — Public Fediverse posts
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Q. Who presents cookery shows on regional TV stations?
A. Giorgio Localtelly.
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Q. Who presents cookery shows on regional TV stations?
A. Giorgio Localtelly.
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@loewe 👥 Nakatomi
🎶 Children of the Night
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How ya like them apples bud 🍎🍏
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30+ Comedy Dramas Of 2025 (K-Drama Masterlist)
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🚨 SECURITY BREACH ALERT 🚨
[This post has been intercepted by TheUnfrostedFiles.com]
Apologies for the interruption, BSidesChicago followers. Emily here. I may have... let's call it "ethically borrowed" access to this page. Don't worry, @rnbwkat I'll return control after I file this urgent report. Consider it a live penetration test.
The Case of the Dancing Flamingo 🦩
Filed by: Emily | TheUnfrostedFiles.com
Case #: BSIDES-2025-FLAMINGO
Status: UNAUTHORIZED POST (but totally worth it)Listen up, cyber sleuths. I've stumbled onto something suspicious happening at the Hilton Chicago this October 31 - November 1st, and I couldn't wait for permission to share it.
The Evidence
They call it "The Great Flamingo Hunt" at BSidesChicago, but this is no ordinary scavenger hunt. We're talking:
- Robot flamingos with possible surveillance capabilities
- Tech challenges that separate the real hackers from the wannabes
- 600+ security professionals chasing pink birds through a hotel
- Perfect 5/5 ratings and comments like "10/10 would flamingo again"The mastermind? A marionette named Sasha who has more conference badges than most CISOs and travels internationally spreading... what exactly? Joy? Chaos? Encrypted messages?
The PopTart Connection
Here's where my detective instincts kicked in. PopTarts are:
- Frosted (layered security ✓)
- Portable (perfect for mobile hacking ✓)
- Full of surprises (like a good CTF ✓)
- Suspiciously rectangular (coincidence? 🤔)Your Mission
Whether you're hunting flamingos, picking locks at the Lockpick Village, getting career advice that attendees called "life-changing," or just trying to understand why there are dancing birds at a security conference—BSidesChicago 2025 needs you.
The Facts: 📍 Hilton Chicago
- Oct 31 (Workshops) + Nov 1 (Conference)
- 600+ attendees | 4 talk tracks | CTF | Career Village
🦩 One very suspicious flamingo operationPack your lockpicks. Load your scripts. Grab emergency Pop-Tarts.
Because the best mysteries make you smile while they make you think.
Case Status: ACTIVE
Suspects: Everyone (in the best way possible)
More intel: BSidesChicago.org | [email protected]Emily | TheUnfrostedFiles.com
"Where every case gets the investigation it deserves—frosted or not."P.S. - Kat, I'll patch this vulnerability right after posting. Also, Sasha and I need to talk. That flamingo knows something.
P.P.S. - If you see a flamingo carrying PopTarts on Nov 1st, that's definitely me. Let's solve this mystery together.
[Normal BSidesChicago programming will resume shortly. Probably. Unless Emily finds more clues.]
#BSidesChicago #Cybersecurity #InfoSec #Chicago #TheUnfrostedFiles #SecurityBreach #CTF #SashaKnowsSomething #SorryNotSorry
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Zum Thema: Die Leute da #abholen, wo sie stehen:
Ja, was denn nun? Mehr #Bullen, #Uniformen und #Überwachung trotz #Sicherheit? Also da hole ich euch (wer immer ihr seid) bestimmt nicht ab.
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They accidentally put the schedule for the reverse direction in the bus stop too, instead of the other line.
Sorry, I could not resist.
#mariokart #wien #vienna #funny #bus #masstransit #masstransport #commute #mario #sorrynotsorry #joke
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Das Museum insgesamt ist wunderschön und hat das wirklich prächtigste #Museumsklo, in dem ich je war.
Das #Museumscafé war dank der anrückenden Starkregenfront leider völlig überfüllt, dafür ist der #Museumsshop außergewöhnlich und eine seltene Mischung aus katholisch-fromm und geschmackvoll 😇#sorrynotsorry. Ich habe tatsächlich mal was gekauft!
Die Männer/Macht-Ausstellung schau ich mir vielleicht diesen Sommer auch noch an.
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I found this súper cool United Federation Of Planes logotype in a phone wallpaper pack from @gedeonm and adjusted it a bit. #StarTrek #UnitedFederationOfPlanets #SorryNotSorry
https://codeberg.org/oneeyedman/united-federation-of-planets-logo
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If I'm doing #a11y testing through the main flow of a #coffee ordering app, can I call it testing the Holden Path? #JamesHolden #TheExpanse #SorryNotSorry