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  1. My builder is such a nice man.
    I forgot to pay him, and he still offered to come over and put my windows in.

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #banter

  2. My builder is such a nice man.
    I forgot to pay him, and he still offered to come over and put my windows in.

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #banter

  3. My builder is such a nice man.
    I forgot to pay him, and he still offered to come over and put my windows in.

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #banter

  4. My builder is such a nice man.
    I forgot to pay him, and he still offered to come over and put my windows in.

    #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #banter

  5. Sinners Retreat: A Dark Rom-Com (The Slaycation) "I’ve never wanted to be woven cotton so badly in my life I would allow this man to use my tongue as a loofa" Sale: $16.99 to $0.99 by Lauren Biel Rating: 4.2/5 (5144 Reviews) #Romance #Dark #RomCom #SerialKillers #Humor #Banter #Suspense #BookSky

    Sinners Retreat: A Dark Rom-Co...

  6. I was honored to be chosen to ARC this wonderful book. Will be adding Sarah Davies to my list of enjoyed authors. Releases Feb 24, 2026
    #forcedproximity
    #forbiddenlove
    #Enemiestolovers
    #Onebed
    #spicy
    #banter
    #pirates
    #sirens

  7. My husband made a pot pie today and it came out perfect! Of course he had to ruin it a little by calling it "baked soup" just to troll me. 😝

    We also bought a bottle of mead, but when I then referred to that as "bee soup", I was the weird one all of a sudden. I think I won this round 😂

    #potpie #boxingday #kerstmis #tweedekerstdag #kookkunst #christmasdinner #christmas #cooking #piecrust #goldencrust #trolling #banter #friendlybanter

  8. My husband made a pot pie today and it came out perfect! Of course he had to ruin it a little by calling it "baked soup" just to troll me. 😝

    We also bought a bottle of mead, but when I then referred to that as "bee soup", I was the weird one all of a sudden. I think I won this round 😂

    #potpie #boxingday #kerstmis #tweedekerstdag #kookkunst #christmasdinner #christmas #cooking #piecrust #goldencrust #trolling #banter #friendlybanter

  9. My husband made a pot pie today and it came out perfect! Of course he had to ruin it a little by calling it "baked soup" just to troll me. 😝

    We also bought a bottle of mead, but when I then referred to that as "bee soup", I was the weird one all of a sudden. I think I won this round 😂

    #potpie #boxingday #kerstmis #tweedekerstdag #kookkunst #christmasdinner #christmas #cooking #piecrust #goldencrust #trolling #banter #friendlybanter

  10. My husband made a pot pie today and it came out perfect! Of course he had to ruin it a little by calling it "baked soup" just to troll me. 😝

    We also bought a bottle of mead, but when I then referred to that as "bee soup", I was the weird one all of a sudden. I think I won this round 😂

    #potpie #boxingday #kerstmis #tweedekerstdag #kookkunst #christmasdinner #christmas #cooking #piecrust #goldencrust #trolling #banter #friendlybanter

  11. CW: Why Mastodon Will Fail

    The past few days I've been trying to find worthwhile people to follow on here and, as I think I have posted about before, it is so so so difficult.

    The vast majority of #mastodon instances are filled with a bunch of, frankly, #losers. Too many #rules. Too #whiny. Too #fragile. Can't handle #online #banter. #safespace nonsense. Literally like #ai #npcs. All they do is repost #politics shit. No original #thoughts or #ideas. No #personality. Incapable of having #fun. Everything is an attack. #Criticism is #hatespeech. It's exhausting to be around. I can't imagine having a #mindset like that.

    I might post a bunch of, what appears to be #deranged stuff, but it's all in good fun. Like a #creative #writing exercise. Most of it is not serious at all.

    What happened to just horsing around online?

    I guess I'll keep searching.

  12. Over the way they're having a new roof. A motorised device sends batches of tiles up to the guys on the roof, loaded manually by a guy at street level but it was going too fast. Heard a guy at the top call the guy loading tiles an "Effin' bawbag".
    #Glasgow #Banter

  13. CW: Sport - Football

    To use a baseball phrase, Arne Slot was born on third base and thinks he hit a triple.

    #MastodonFC #football #banter

  14. Accidentally Amy by Lynn Painter 
    @LAPainter @lynnpainter8.bsky.social @BerkleyRomance @berkleyromance.bsky.social  #BookReview  #4.5Hearts #banter #humor
    booksofmyheart.net/2025/01/25/

  15. Me & OH board return train. Ticket inspector appears suddenly making OH jump. "You crept up on us", they say & the young bearded Scotrail ticket guy retorts, "Aye like a creepy Jesus".
    We couldn't stop laughing for a fair while.
    #life #Amusing #people #banter